#unhesitating display of platonic intimacy he is receiving under false pretenses (jowan muttered someone elses name in his sleep). | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

iamthescalesofjustice · 1 year ago

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when i felt the impulse to throw jowan into bg3 i was like hang on didnt i do a 5e build for him once? and i dug it up and he was spec'd as a pact of the blood warlock.

anyway i think that somewhat derails concerns about astarions feeding but also you know he was trying to get the blood vial open in the middle of the night and when caught is just like you have literally been walking around with a juice box hanging from your neck all day. im a vampire whats your excuse for this?

#a lot of homebrew pacts are uh. not great but with a little retweaking i feel like this one is alright. and it fits him #thing is if he had gone for the bite jowan would have stirred. vaguely registered 'weird twitchy elf in my bed biting me'. and immediately #his still mostly-asleep mind would classify this as a surana situation and he would automatically try to budge over to make room.#and bc this is a comedy scenario astarion would be accidentally knocked to the ground and then trapped in a sleep-cuddle.#i mean he could escape it if he wanted but not without waking him. and he just had his first sapient blood hes feeling some kinda way.#why have that awkward as hell conversation right now? it would ruin the moment. crush the vibe. the vibe of having #definitely normal feelings about the blood and nothing else this sleep cuddle means nothing. he feels nothing about it. its nothing but an #unhesitating display of platonic intimacy he is receiving under false pretenses (jowan muttered someone elses name in his sleep).#nothing strange or unusual about that its practically within 2 degrees of a normal tuesday for astarion. stop feeling weird about this.

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