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hobimo · 13 days ago

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anyway sorry for the 2 year hiatus from fic I was doing a masters degree. But I think I'll write furry fic sequel first bc I want to be funny. I am once again asking for anyone's funny headcanons about heat. What is the funniest thing someone in real life could say about heat. Other than ovulation jokes

#the biggest jokes are #jimin calling into sick from work bc hes ovulating #and breeding kink jokes #i dont have anything else #maybe like. the equivalent of that lionness biting a lions balls bc shes in heat #and he looks so unbelievably depressed #im laughing thinking about it #unfortunately this jk is too puppyboy coded and eager to please #he wouldnt have that sad old man energy #but it would be funny right #you wake the alpha up bc ur in heat and he looks soooooooo sad about it #anyway please feed me ive been thinking abt this for like a year now and am still uninspired

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