#unfortunately for my anons i think i am the funniest person on the planet

[astradyke]

yup yup yup let's just say I've always observed this as someone who's happy to have a boyfriend who's quite qifted anon is so right. not to get tmi but when we do switch my earth fuckin turns upside down so yeah. I can always tell when they have just by a certain glint in dan's eyes lmao

REAL AS FUCKKKKK REAL AS FUCK!! first of all i am so elated for you congratulations and second of all: no because like i do think very fondly about the days where everyone (guilty as charged) thought dan was bottoming all of the time because Jesus Christ give his poor ass a break 😭 especially in the original "Phil has a big dick" controversy era of Interactive Introverts which might have been a unique experience i have no idea if anybody was actually discoursing about this at the time or if my friends were just having a weird weekend ANYWAY like. Yeah. versatility is beautiful ❤️ Phil was not the only one obliterating anyone's anything in '09- Also okay should i stop using that verbiage? because I think it's really funny but I have directly talked verbatim about Dan getting his "twink hole" obliterated way too many times in the last 72 hours just. it's really difficult running a phandom blog in 2024 okay. whatever. hole obliteration is beautiful ❤️

bonus: enjoy this Google search i made trying to make a joke here before realizing it was too complicated and had concerning anatomical implications

[ID: Google search that reads: "deepest hole in the world" end ID]