#unfair sick and twisted that im apparently squirmy and whiny but only when im not. AWAKE to be aware of it!! bitch!!!
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in a horrible embarrassing no good turn of events i woke up today squirming and grinding against a pillow between my legs ..?? was i doing it in my sleep ..???? it will forever be a mystery to me...
#like i dont usually move much!! in my sleep!! or at all really#but i usually have a pillow between my legs bc of how i like to sleep#so like .? this is new. and perplexing. much to think about i fear#like woke up mid squirm and mid making a little noise(?????) i think ?????#which like. whuh. huh?? whuh???#even when i was doing leik. pk mn sleep where it tracks if u Make Noise it never picked up anything for me so like. thats New .?!?!#was i DREAMING liek i dont even dream!!!!!#it was also one of those liek. wake up at 4am go back to sleep type things so like. what !! what !!!#this is my diary im more embarrassed than anytjing like. i didnt know i could do that!!#now im sitting here at work like what if ive done it before and i just didnt know. what then. what is my recourse#unfair sick and twisted that im apparently squirmy and whiny but only when im not. AWAKE to be aware of it!! bitch!!!#i can never sleep w anyone again )like sleep next to them#because what if like were sleeping and i do THAT it's EMBARRASSING
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