#underjumble

[underjumble]

Babygirl how are you still alive /pos

[lehaniixd]

Made a fic. Drew a guy. Please don’t let me get bored again.

[sneakyfox55]

For the fruit ask

🍌 🍓 🍍

🍌 In your opinion, what’s the funniest joke/reference/pun you’ve made in a fic?

HDJGDSJDGSHJ I. ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THIS ONE JOKE/SCENE IN MY ONESHOT "Home" THAT JUST, MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME AND IT'S STILL GENUINELY I THINK THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE WRITTEN, AT LEAST TO ME, BUT I'LL PICK SOMETHING ELSE FOR THIS ASK!!!

THERE'S THIS MOMENT FROM THIS FIC THAT I JUST THINK IS. FUNNY FOR NO REASON:

“hey bro, quick question,” Sans pipes up from right behind him.

“NYHES?”

“where’s the telescope? it’s, uh. kinda not there anymore.”

“WHAT TELESCOPE?” Papyrus blurts.

They make a bit of prolonged eye-contact before the taller skeleton marches off into the trees behind them, leaving the shorter to trail behind.

LIKE. IDK JUST, THE HILARITY OF HIM ASKING WHAT TELESCOPE I LOVE HOW MUCH OF A DORK PAPYRUS IS AND HE'S SO BAD AT KEEPING A SECRET I JDSHHJGDJHGDHJDGSHJ

I'M SURE THERE'S OTHER JOKES AND STUFF I'VE MADE BUT THIS WAS, THE ONLY ONE I COULD THINK OF ON A WHIM OTHER THAN THE ONE I ALREADY MENTIONED HERE

🍓 What’s a fic you’ve written you feel is underrated?

UHHHHHHHHHH NEXT QUESTION--

🍍 What kind of AUs do you like? Are there any AUs you hate or just generally have beef with?

I LOVEEEEEEEE HORRORTALE AND UNDERFELL BECAUSE I'M BOTH AN ANGST JUNKIE AND HORROR JUNKIE >:DDDDDDDDD (PLUS I LOVE EDGE SO SO MUCH, LIKE. IT DEPENDS ON PEOPLE WRITING HIM BUT I ADORE HIM ALMOST AS MUCH AS ORIGINAL PAPS)

ALSO I REALLY LIKE STORYSHIFT, AFTERTALE (THOUGH I DON'T TALK ABOUT IT AT ALL HDSGDSJDS), AND @underjumble >:DDDDDD

AS FOR ONES I DON'T LIKE KJHJEJKGSDHJGSDHJ I THINK, DUSTTALE AND LUSTTALE HONESTLY,, LUSTTALE IS KIND OF. SELF-EXPLANATORY FOR WHY IT'S NOT ONE OF MY FAVORITES.

AS FOR DUSTTALE IT'S JUST. IT MAKES NO SENSE IN MY OPINION AND DSHJGDSJHDGJDSGJHJH JUST, I FEEL LIKE IT WAS CREATED SPECIFICALLY TO MAKE SANS EDGIER THAN EVEN HIS FANON VERSION AND KIND OF MAKES LIGHT OF MENTAL ILLNESS AS A WHOLE I THINK AND. IT JUST, RUBS ME THE WRONG WAY IN GENERAL, BUT I'M OPEN-MINDED TO IT I GUESS IF IT'S??? PORTRAYED WELL???? IDK IT MIGHT BE AN INTERESTING CONCEPT IF IT JUST. MADE MORE SENSE CHARACTER-WISE (MY MAIN GRIPE OF COURSE BEING, AS A SKELEBRO FANATIC, THE FACT THAT SANS WOULD THINK OF HURTING PAPYRUS AT ALL. ALSO HIS PLAN MAKES NO SENSE JUST, OBJECTIVELY LMAOOOO AGAIN I GET THAT HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE, DRIVEN MAD AT THIS POINT BUT?????? I'M SORRY BUT NONE OF IT JUST REALLY. ALIGNS WITH HIS CHARACTER)

[obsessivefangirl]

IT'S LITERALLY SO MUCH MORE CREATIVE THAN HALF. UNDERTALE AUS OUT THERE LIKE. WE DON'T TALK ABOUT UNDERSWAP AND HOW UNCREATIVE IT IS BUT I BRING IT UP BECAUSE IT'S UNDERSWAP

I'D ARGUE EVEN UNDERFELL IS LESS CREATIVE???? CAUSE LIKE, IT'S REALLY JUST. I MEAN IT DEPENDS ON THE TELLING OF IT BUT THEY'RE JUST FECKING EDGY MOST OF THE TIME

BUT UNDERJUMBLE HAS ITS OWN THING AND LIKE, THERE'S A REASON AND EXPLANATION FOR WHY THE CHARACTERS ARE IN THE POSITION THEY ARE AND THEY STILL KEEP THEIR PERSONALITIES

WHAT DO YOU MEAN FURHDJRIJDUD????

IT'S JUST A SWAP AU JFNJRJEIEB??? WHAT OXD9TS99DD99X

[enduretale-official]

I GENUINELY CAN'T FIND THEM

LOOK AT THEM AND WEEP

[princessmtt]

"Darlin'. Don't you know how to greet a new fan?"

[glamourlovania-blog]

               A fake tear and a fake laugh,                All the sounds that stay won't rest on your behalf.                "It isn't that bad, you know?"

                                                                          --I do hope so.

                                                                  written by Riley

personals DO NOT like/reblog

[underjumblee]

Characters: Undyne and Alphys

&& finally it’s time (BLARES MINI TRUMPETS) To cover the Royal Family. So as the summary of the story goes, the previous Empress had dusted due to lack of hope in the Underground once the Monsters had been sealed underground. She then gave life to her offspring, to the next empress of the Underground, Undyne. She had her mother’s spark of spunk && desire to fight, seeing as even along with challenging her mother at times, she’d do this with Asgore. It was a family thing really, something that helped her become stronger. Though despite the fact that she lost her Mother, Undyne swore to keep all of Monster Kind alive. She promised to protect all of their hopes && dreams like a true heroine would; she promised to be as great as Unafyne was. The Dreemurrs, as explained previously do end up taking more guardianship of the Empress as time goes on, they’re practically extended family after all! Asgore, while he’s fully trained && a pro from a war helps Undyne with becoming as strong as she possibly can. Though as ruthless as she can be, Undyne really has a huge heart. When you confront Asgore before traveling to Hotland, after saving his son from falling to his death, does he not directly stop you; he has been ordered to kill you, yes...but depending on whatever route you’re taking (we’re defaulting to paci for easier stuff), he sees a spark of something in you. He says Undyne isn’t the easiest challenge, he knows...he helped train her, after all. He dosen’t want to see the player, so weak as they are to die by her spears like many have before. That’s why he tells you that if you defeat him, you’re pretty much strong enough to take on Undyne herself.

Alphys on the other hand is nothing like UT Toriel at all. She didn’t flee for the ruins because she was disgusted by the fact that Undyne was killing all of these innocent children because she felt like she had to to break the barrier. NO! Alphys fled out of fear. After hearing this document that went through about any human child who falls down the mountain being killed for their soul--right after Alphys had lost both her younger brother && a human child they saw as their own

 Alphys was scared. While she finally was royalty with Undyne, she still remained the nervous one who swore to stay brave. She dosen’t show it much when the player is in the ruins, but every day she regrets the decision she made...but it was for the best, right? She keeps the child out of the basement because she dosen’t want to see them suffer, she’s terrified of losing someone else.

She’s not mad at Undyne like UT Toriel is to Asgore, her first words about the Empress is that she’s afraid if the player goes any further that Undyne will take her soul within an instant. She shows no signs of bitterness, but hopes her words are enough to persuade them.

EXTRAS:

Due to not being able to cook at all, Alphys dosen’t really ask for any preferences, instead she tells the player that she has something for them once they return

This item she gives you is GOLDEN FLOWER SODA, it isn’t quite tea like she knows Undyne would seem to drink now && then when with the Dreemurs (since it was Asgore’s favorite), but the item alone reminds her of Undyne

Undyne still turns your soul GREEN unlike one would assume Asgore does, their battle styles do remain quite the same as in UT. Empress Undyne however has a few attacks adapted from her UNDYING form in UT, && does use the aqua && orange attacks she learned as a child from Asgore

Undyne actually follows what UT Asgore asks you && asks if you’d like a cup of tea.

[everyonecallsmeburgerpants-blog]

IF TEMMIE WAS ASGORE THO

“Hoi!!! Wood u liek som T???”

[underjumble]

Chara and Asriel, as kids, were spunky and high-energy, and both wanted to be the captain of the royal guard. As the years passed, Chara kept the same enthusiasm, but Asriel mellowed out and didn't pursue that carrier, instead becoming a librar(b)ian until he was offered Royal Advisor, to which he accepted.

[lehaniixd]

An Underjumble poem, because yes.

This takes place pre-UJ, on the surface, kid chara :P

Head Hurt

It’s eleven A.M.

on a tuesday morning

and Chara’s head hurts.

The teacher drones on

about a subject

no one is listening to

and Chara’s head hurts.

The bell rings

and everyone leaves

the classroom

and Chara’s head hurts.

Walking in the halls

until suddenly

stopped by these two kids,

that should really get a good punch in the face,

but Chara’s head hurts.

Pushing,

down to the floor,

in pain—

laughing—

painted in a tint of red,

and Chara’s head hurts.

One stops,

one whispers,

both stopped—

both frightened—

and Chara’s head hurts.

Both run,

Both scream,

Voices shrill,

Voices grating

more than normal,

and Chara’s head hurts.

The restroom,

a place of solitude.

A place, maybe to cry,

maybe to puke,

who knows?

Chara’s head hurts.

The restroom mirror,

contorts a unfamiliar sight.

It’s you,

but there is

two devilish horns

poking from strands of hair.

They’re frightened.

And Chara’s head.

still.

hurts.

[sneakyfox55]

@underjumble BTW THINGS MAKE A LOT MORE SENSE IN THIS ONE BECAUSE IT'S MORE WELL-THOUGHT THROUGH THAN MINE IS AND ALSO MAD MEW MEW IS THERE AND SHE'S A MAD SCIENTIST AND THAT'S SUPER FECKING AWESOME

[obsessivefangirl]

I WOULD LIKE TO BRAG. FOR JUST ONE SECOND. THAT *I* AM ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT UNDERJUMBLE CAUSE ONE DAY I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE SUPER POPULAR BUT I GOT TO SEE THE BEGINNING STAGES OF IT AND HOW COOL IT WAS TO BEGIN WITH AND

WHAT??????

Noooooo bestie it's literally just the average thing and I can't even draw so comics are out of the picture??? If it gains like. 5 fans I'll be sent to the stratosphere its so uncreative

[enduretale-official]

WHERE

THEY'RE ON YOUR FECKING UNDERJUMBLE BLOG RIGHT THERE ARE YOU BLIDNFJHFJDGDHJDFHJDHDJS

[underjumble]

First time I shaded ever! Madcie is so silly I love her. Mad scientist who also is a trans girl that violates several Geneva conventions

I actually really wanted to customize her lab coat to be frilly and less of the average, leaving some space to make her a fun little outfit that fits her, but I couldn't for the life of me think of one.

Anyway, take her and this probably dangerous substance she made

[underjumble]

I'M SORRY SHE'S JUST SO FUN TO DRAW