#under breast

[miki-my-love]

[thestuffedalligator]

I read Fat Face by Michael Shea last month and it was. Fine? It was a Cthulhu Mythos story written in the 80s, it was very edgy and it had a lot of tropes I’m not a fan of, I don’t really recommend it, but I have to talk about one detail I have not stopped thinking about since I read it.

So. I knew Fat Face through reputation because it was the story that inspired Shoggoth Lords from the Call of Cthulhu TTRPG, shoggoths that can control their cellular makeup to look like humans. And the twist in Fat Face is that shoggoths have been hiding amongst humans in Los Angeles, and at the end of the story one of them eats the protagonist.

The tone of the story is grit. It’s grime. It’s sleaze and sexual violence and drug abuse on top of cosmic horror. It wants to be taken seriously so bad.

But here’s the thing about the shoggoths: they have a business.

They have two businesses they run out of an office building in downtown Los Angeles. A shoggoth is a primordial blob of eyes and mouths and flesh and hunger, and the idea of one of them at the LA Office of Finance registering an LLC is already. Great. Perfect. No notes.

The business is a front ��� and again, that’s great, a shoggoth went, “I want to do some nefarious deeds and not get caught by humans; I know, I’ll register a fake business that’ll be a front, and no human will ever suspect” — because the actual interior of this office is a room of pools of water made from black and ancient Antarctic rocks so that shoggoths can relax in their original blobby forms and eat stray animals that they’ve caught.

So it’s basically just. A place for shoggoths to unwind after a long day of pretending to be human. It’s portrayed as cosmic horror, but it’s shoggoth Cheers. Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your shape.

Here’s the kicker. The front of the business is a hydrotherapy clinic and stray pet rescue.

When they decided to make a front for their secret lair in an LA office building where they hang out in pools of water and eat stray animals — the front they prominently display and advertise — they decided to go with a hydrotherapy clinic and stray pet rescue.

That is Goosebumps shit. The rest of the story reads like a tone poem about the sleaze and violence of Los Angeles, and the main twist of the story reads like R.L. Stine.

But that’s not even the detail I can’t stop thinking about. Because the story reveals that this business — which again, is a front made by alien blobs to eat stray animals like an ALF-themed buffet and hang out in jacuzzi tubs of Antarctic rocks in an LA office — has a flyer.

Which means there’s a shoggoth with a passion for graphic design

[yourdumbbunn1]

[miki-my-love]

[manybackflips]

My tier list based the cast of Guilty Gear Strive’s reactions to the ‘ol “Cheese Under a Cardboard Box” trap

[miki-my-love]

[kneelingshadowsalome]

I want to see König’s reaction if he finds out reader has nipple piercing, plzzzzzzz Salome🥹❤️

Initial reaction: shock... followed by a flushed face and a mouth hanging slightly open.

“Did it… hurt?” He asks a bit timidly, as if it’s the weather you’re discussing here.

“Like a bitch,” you confess, and after that… well.

He wants to have a lick. If there’s a piercing on both of your nipples, he’s going to have a hard time deciding which nipple he needs to give attention to the most. Somehow gets this thought in his head that you should sit on his lap and he should be inside you while he licks them… That way he can see if you clench and just how much

If you’re riding him, he stares at your breasts like it's the first time he sees a pair of tits :( the look on his face both adoring and painful. If you comment on it, he complains that they’re staring at him, not the other way around.

[miki-my-love]