#uncanny upshurs

[20genderchild]

am I too late for this meme.

[ingridnixie]

love me some twins with superpowers

[jadelynlace]

Obviously reader can hold her own. She's a tough cookie. But I'm curious, what's an instance where Ink Drinker Ivar has stepped in and been protective of her?

Oh I fucking l love this.

So, we know Ivar has had his little run ins with readers ex-boyfriend. Even going as far as to tackle him to the ground.

And now don't get me wrong, Ivar loves to watch you in your glory. You're strong, you're confident, you take no shit. You can do nearly as many squat thrusts as he can, all while wearing your turn out gear.

But sometimes, sometimes, Ivar needs to be the protector. Much like he likes to bask in those domestic vibes when you two are cooking dinner together, Ivar likes to bask in the vibes of being your protector.

You two are out, tag-teaming the grocery shopping (getting it done quickly so you two can go home and have your evening together, and fuck, of course) and while you search for the right shape of pasta for dinner, you can practically feel the eyes of someone crawling across your backside. Glancing over your shoulder, you offer the man a neutral face (a smile would surely be too welcoming), and go back to your search.

"You're very pretty," He says and even his voice makes you raise your lip in disgust.

"Uh, thank you," You say back. You try to reach for the box of pasta you need with your left hand, only so you can shove your wedding band in his face. But either he ignores it, or thinks it means nothing.

Now, Ivar has this uncanny ability to switch from his normal face, to a face that would make even the fiercest of warriors think twice. And in his one track mind, he's walking back to you, and there's a slight smile on his face because he's thinking about you. Rounding the corner he sees you nearly backed into the shelf with the man in front of you. And the smile fades. That smile fades so quickly there's no evidence it was ever there to begin with.

Straightening himself, Ivar speaks, and his voice now, is dark. It's dark and chilling and you almost don't recognize it because it's so rarely used.

"Do we have a problem?" He asks. And you don't even have to look over to your husband for him to know they most certainly have a problem.

"No problem," The man says. "We're just talking,"

"How about you and I do a little talking outside?" Ivar suggests.

"Eh, you're not really my type, man. No offense," The man says and you know he might as well find a shovel to start digging his own grave.

"Oh? But, my wife is your type?" And you know he only said it that way because Ivar really, really likes it.

The man opens his mouth to say something but in a quick moment Ivar steps towards him. In the same action, he tosses what was in his hand in the shopping cart and quickly maneuvers it to latch it on the mans arm.

"When I mentioned that thing about us going outside? That wasn't a suggestion," Ivar sneers and the two of them move. The man twists again but Ivar only tightens his grip.

"Alright, alright," He says. "Not bothering the lady anymore," He adds.

"See? You even knew you were bothering her," And Ivar shoves the man away from him. He raises his eyebrows and the man backs down.

You watch, you watch and you can't fight the smirk on your face. If you weren't careful you're sure your bra might unhook itself.

"Ivar," You hum. And your husband turns around, face of steel long gone and that smile is back. "I had his right where I wanted him," And you flash your right hand with your pocket knife in your palm.

"Let me have this, alright?" Ivar teases.

"I want to be on top tonight then," You say back.

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[lezwatchtv]

The LezWatch.TV show of the day is "The Uncanny Upshurs," with 9 characters and an overall score of 73.05. - #LWTVsotd #TheUncannyUpshurs - https://lezwatchtv.com/show/the-uncanny-upshurs/

[gamer-of-the-day]

Today’s Gamer of the Day is: Jake Luna from The Uncanny Upshurs

[onacrowdedstreet]

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[a-podcast-bitch]

im 27 episodes into the uncanny upshurs and at this point jake is like the token straight friend but actually the token human friend

[lastofthetangelos]

how much do you guys wanna bet Jake and Dragon Boy will end up dating

[a-world-enchanted]

web series + wlw [2/3]

[merry maidens, haunted or hoax, the march family letters, twelfth grade (or whatever), wave jacked, the uncanny upshurs, the adventures of serena berg, classic alice]

made possible by @lgbtpluswebseries​‘ list of lgbt+ web series characters [x]

[full lgbtq+ representation gif series]

[panneshirley]

quip modest + the five love languages: physical touch

if the person you are with values physical touch, the best way to satisfy that is to ask their comfort levels and follow through with respecting how they want to feel, and this can include comforting touches to soothe or destress.

[20genderchild]

sometimes you see a tweet that’s just the Exact Vibes of a ship

[quipmodestproductions]

Looking back and forward.

This Tumblr’s still gonna stick around to talk about and promote Quip Modest web series and other more scripted projects! We’re just gonna be mixing things up a bit.

[aspeccharactersoftheday]

Lennon Hall from The Uncanny Upshurs is aromantic asexual!

[lezwatchtv]

The LezWatch.TV character of the day is "Lennon Hall" from The Uncanny Upshurs

[fanonical]

harry potter has a secret vlog where he just talks about stuff that’s happened in his life

people think it’s a new urban fantasy webseries

[onacrowdedstreet]

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