#unbonkable

[maritime-shadiness]

'your OC without trauma' trend but w/ Asu

no eyebags + way less tattoos. His arms would be so naked

[chucklechampion]

YOU LOOK SO SOFT AND CUTE AND I WANNA DIG MY FINGERS INTO YOUR SIDES AND MAKE YOU GIGGLE AND YIP AND- *gets bonked* anyway happy new year ignore that (⸝⸝๑ ̫ ๑⸝⸝⸝)

I??? IM??? im fuckign alshsnsksjsj *unbonks you im not ignoring shit get over here*

[ask-shittilydrawn-blackspace]

Okay Stranger can’t sleep but can he be bonked unconscious

S: Let's see. Hit me

M: Okay!

M: Unbonkable.

[irisisgone]

.This Bro is Unbonkable

[katoninefandoms]

"I miss my wife. >:("

-Griffin McElroy, McElroy Family Clubhouse: The Unbonkable Man & the Hornét Hole

[coolbeanzeaglbones]

Chapter five of the Beatles fanfic

The vast sea stretched to infinity, almost flashing in its extensiveness, “Ugh, I think I’m gonna be sick.” Ricky said, holding his mouth, “Ooh, throw up in the hole.” Crash exclaimed. The commander nodded along, “Yeah, maybe it’ll go to pepperland.”

Ricky did just that and it flew out of another hole and hit Ringo in the face, “Eww…”

The Aquabats were cackling and then ran away from the Beatles, each of them falling into a different hole. They looked along the sea of holes, “Jimmy, I heard something about a sea of green, scan for a green hole maybe?” Jimmy obliged the commander’s words, scanning, “Over there!” He shouted back, “Aquabats, follow Jimmy.” The five of them soon arrived to a green hole, “Well, only one way to find out.” The commander dragged the four Aquabats into the hole.

They landed on a pyramid, the top was absolutely destroyed and there was a pile of giant apples at the top. Ricky pointed to the massive pile of green apples, “Food!” He exclaimed. The commander got excited until he turned around and saw it was fruit, “It’s not burgers.” He said grumpily, “But it is food, and I’m starving. Jimmy, does your hand have a knife so you can cut us some?”

Meanwhile, in the sea of holes, “Oh, we finally got rid of those jackasses.” George said, jumping onto another hole, “Yeah, I was about to kill them.” John said, sinking into another hole, “Hey, Jeremy? Hilary? Where are you?” Ringo jumped in the green hole and the green extended over the entirety of the sea.

It flashed red and green and the Beatles materialized on the pyramid right next to the Aquabats.

Eaglebones was in a greatly enthusiastic conversation about the pyramid, Jimmy was listening politely like a mother to an excited child, “…sorta looks like an Aztec pyramid, or maybe Mayan, I really think it could’ve been built using acoustic vibrations…” he continued to talk until the commander saw the Beatles and said, “Oh hey, we won the race guys!” He said through a mouthful of apple, “Want some apple?” He offered the slice to John.

The Beatles looked a bit pissed, “Fuck me!” Paul exclaimed in the traditional British way, “What?” Crash asked, fully confused, “We thought we got rid of you muppets in the sea of holes!” George sounded infuriated, “You sound a bit mad.” Eaglebones pointed out, taking a chomp from the crunchy apple before standing up and taking his guitar from Paul and putting the strap back around his back. Paul had loosened it, which nearly let it fall to the ground.

Bones quickly tightened it back up, “You wear it too tight around your back.” Paul said, crossing his arms. Jimmy chimed in, “He wears it tight cuz he’s smaller than you, maybe don’t steal people’s stuff.”

Paul was about to say something else, when the yellow submarine began descending from the sky, “Wow, that’s cool.” Ricky said, finishing off his apple.

Young Fred hung off a hook from the submarine, “Ugh, I was hoping they would get lost in the sea of holes!” He muttered, “Oh, then we can’t tell you the secret.” Crash said in a sing songy voice, “What secret?” John asked, grabbing the larger man by his shoulders, “No, you don’t want us here.” The commander said loftily, turning away, “Please, just tell us.” John asked, “Well, okay, there’s an eye in the apples.” He said, jerking his thumb in the direction of the apple pile, “That’s our lord mayor!” Young Fred exclaimed, “He’s been bonked. Lord Mayor, sir, unbonk yourself.” He began to take the apples off of him, “You didn’t take the apples off him?” Paul whisper yelled, “We were waiting for you guys.” Jimmy said in the same tone, “Give him a snatch if a tune.”

The Beatles obliged and so did the Aquabats, but they had a guitar, so it all turned into a jumbled mess, “Do I hear music?” Lord Mayor asked, “Is that…Young Fred?” Young Fred nodded giddily, “You do Lord Mayor, and look who I’ve brought!” He gestured to the Beatles.

The Lord Mayor gasped, “It’s quite uncanny, you look just like the originals.” He pinched Ringo’s nose.

“We are the originals.”

“No no, Sargent peppers lonely hearts club band.” The six of them stabled on about having to save pepperland with music, while the Aquabats had a different idea.

At the bottom of the pyramid, Lord Mayor and Young Fred split off from the group, “How do we hide? There’s a million billion meanies?” Paul asked. The commander grinned at his crew, “Aquabats. Activate stealth mode.”

The five of them disappeared, leaving the Beatles shocked, “How’d you do that?” The commander shrugged, “I dunno.” The bats split off from the Beatles, sneaking around in the blue meanie camp, “What do we do?” Jimmy asked, “Well, maybe we should just survey the camp a while until one of us makes up a plan?” Bones offered.

The commander shook his head, “Nah, let’s go follow those other guys.” He went after the Beatles, who had found cardboard cutouts of people and were using them to sneak around, “This is good stealth training.” Ricky pointed out in a whisper.

The other four shushed him as they watched the Beatles plan. Soon, the nightfall was over them and they had done nothing. So, they were going up the hill after them to the music shed that was there for some reason, when a spotlight hit everyone and they began to get shot at, “Holy shoot, they’re shooting at us!” Crash exclaimed, running a bit faster, “Don’t worry, Jimmy, bones, cover us!” The commander said.

The two Aquabats opened return fire and the meanie retreated. Soon, all nine of them were crammed into the small music shack. As the Beatles looked at the uniforms of the Sargent peppers lonely hearts club band, the Aquabats were sneaking out the window to sleep on the hill with the meanies. Hey, they were wearing blue, they might be able to pass as meanies.

There was the sound of a bagpipes and then the said bagpipes tumbled down the hill after the meanie with the gun.

The next morning, the Aquabats were woken up by getting stepped on by very pointy shoes, “Argh, are you wearing grandpa shoes?” The commander exclaimed, rubbing the sleep from his eyes, “You slept out here with the meanies?! Are you insane?” The bats in general shook their heads, “No, let’s go.” He got the other bats up and they made their way down the hill.

It was going fine at first, until Ringo stepped on the cheeky bagpipes, “Oh no.” The clown thing began to screech and spin its head three sixty like a siren, “Run!” Everyone obliged, sprinting away from the clown, losing themselves in the crowd.

Then the Beatles started singing again, which was stupid because it wouldn’t help. The only thing to do was brute force. But the commander had to admit, the singing was fun. The Aquabats joined into the singing of “Sergent Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band.”

Sometimes you had to take a break and sing.

[lynaferns]

Unbonk

(I bonked everyone who bonked you :>

Ah, the revenge!

[sneakysquirrelf5]

Pssst! Have this!

*gives mooch a pillow armour and a unbonking helmet*

[askjaxthedigitalrabbit]

"Whuh-

H o w t o u n b o n k"

*is unbonked*

[galejro]

I got challenged to make her wear stockings on horns XD

Fleshcrafted stick of discipline found its match as Nirva proves to be unbonkable cause she's horny... Get it? ^^ ... OK i'm going back to my corner T^T

[bloodbound-twins-blog]

LEAVE NO ONE UNBONKED

Bones:

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[tailsbot98761]

you bonk me

*sad noises*

-mod kumo

*unbonks you*

[thelastsaiyanprincess]

Wut? your asks are open?

now I can threaten to bonk you again /j

sorry storm but i am unbonkable!!!!!!

[askjaxthedigitalrabbit]

"What can I do to make it up to you? I didnt mean to bonk you that hard, I'm so sorry!"

unbonk me

[mjtsparky]

Working my way through the @tacxperience Provence challenge. Happy to report that I took another hiding from client @tom.thornely 😰 Interested in adding some structure to your training during the isolation. Get in touch and arrange your free consultation . . . . . . . #coachingworks #coachingwithsparks #sparksintolife #TORQfuelled #unbonkable #tacxneo #tacx #indoortraining #indoorcycling #inscyd #lactatetesting #tacxexperience https://www.instagram.com/p/B_cUGI5lwWm/?igshid=g3jdd6lt3ozs

[ask-crow-aus]

@die-pest

Lithium.

(Yes Ik he’s mid-forties but it’s too funny to not)

LITHIUM IS UNBONKABLE.