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[maddymoreau]

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[jugsonmydick]

love your blog! im also a trans girls and pretty well endowed - 46Cs and an ass that makes my shadow look like deviantart bimbo tf art from the side. Id be so so thankful for your attention if you creeped on me, and would probably indulge your interests long past my own comfort :3

Hello????? Ummmm lemme make creepy pervy advances on you by giving you WAY too intimate hugs that involve my dick dragging against your ass and a lot of desperate gropesqueezing and ill definitely keep pushing you further and further out of your comfort zone. 🤤💕💕

[inkizblog]

WHAT. SHRIEKS

okay uh so uh tuesday i was at the rescue farm and my friends mom wanted all of the bunnies in their hutches because there was a coyote loose nearby and my friend said that there was a wild bunny the owner wanted to catch after me and that friend went to check on a mini pony + mini donkeys because other friend called and said that the pony had a swollen eye that was leaking, there was a table with chairs and I SAW THE RABBIT and we chased the rabbit around property, my friend got a broom and another got a towel, and we didnt get the rabbit. but next week my friends are bringing a rabbit trap!

oh yeah and uh uhhh ummmm uhhhh my friends took three of the rabbits: the spotty and the dwarves HOWEVER one of the dwarves MIGHT be pregnant which is NOT good!?

I AINT READING ALLAT /j

let me read it give me a minte

HOLY FARTAMOLY 🙁🙁🙁 POOR PONY IM GONNA SCREAM AND CRY AND THROW UP

I loaf rabbits 🤤🤤 I GOT REALLY REALLY CLOSE TO ONE ONCE

WHEN YOU SAID DWARVES I THOUGHT THE FUCKING SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARVES HELP

[ipegchangbin]

HOLY SHIT Z WHAT THE HELL⁉️⁉️😟😟🤯🤯

NEVER HAVE I EVER READ A FIC THAT MADE MY PUSSY THROB THAT MUCH‼️‼️🤭🙁🥵🥵😳😳😱😱😱

I READ THAT THING LIKE FIVE 5️⃣🖐️🤯 TIMES AND TMI BUT I GOT OFF ON IT TOO BC DAMN WAS THAT GOOD😝😝😋😩😫‼️💕🙏💕

I WOOOOUULLDD DO LIKR A WHOLE ANALYSIS (hehe analysis 😼😼🤭😛) BUT UMMMM UR GIRL IS HIGHKEY ASS AT WORDS‼️‼️😥😰😱😭😫 LIKE POOKIE‼️😫 I LITERALLY FAILED ALL OF MY ENGLISH CLASSES BACK IN HIGHSCHOOL😀😀😀😀⁉️⁉️⁉️BUT AAAANNNYWAYS WHAY YHE HELL Z 😱😱🤯🤯

THE WRITING IS LITERALLY SO AMAZING🤩😍😝😋😋😋

WHY⁉️⁉️😡😡

WHO GAVE U THE MF RIGHT TO WRITE THIS GOOD😡⁉️⁉️⁉️😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😾

BUT FR POOKIE WHAT DO U PUT IN YOUR FICS BC🥴🥴🤤🤤🤤😵‍💫😵‍💫😵😵‍💫😵‼️‼️‼️

THERES BARELY ANY BOYPUSSY FICS OUT THERE WHICH IS DEVASTATING 🤬🤬🤬😓😢😩😫😡🤬

UR MY SAVIOR Z‼️‼️🥹🥹🙌💕

ALSO YOUR ART OF BOYPUSSY HANNIE IS SO FUCKINF DELICIOUS LIKE I OPENED THAT LINK AND ZOOMED RIGHT ON THAT PUSSY AND I FUCKING DROOLED‼️‼️🥴🤧🤤🤤🤤💦💦 GUESS WHO TOUCHED HERSELF WHEN SHE SAW IT❓❓❓THATS RIGJT‼️‼️ ME😻☝️💕💕💦 I NEED MY MF MOUUUTYHH ON THAT JUICY MF PUSSSAAYYYYYY‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏😫😝👅💦

READER IS MUCH BETTER THAN ME🙌🙌🤧🤧 CAUSE IF IT WERE ME I WOULD’VE PUT THAT VIBRATOR IN HIM AND ATE THAT MF PUSSY OOOUUTTT AND SUCKED THE LIFE OUTTA THAT CLIT😝😝😛😋😋🙏🙏🙏 RIGHT AFTER HE SQUIRTED LIKE IM FR GONNA MAKE HIM SQUIRT AGAIN BUT THIS TIME IN MY MOUTH 😋😛😛😜💦💦🤪😍😍😍LIKE THIS TONGUE IS GONNA FUCKING ABUSE THAT ALREADY ABUSED CLIT EVEN MORE 👅👅💦💦‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️DID I MENTION I LOVE CLITS❓❓❓ IF NOT THEN I WILL NOW‼️‼️‼️ I LOVE CLITS‼️🙌😋 CLITS ARE SO FUCKING AMAZING‼️‼️😍😍😜😫🙌 EVERY TIME I SEE SOMETHING ABT STIMULATING A CLIT IM IMMEDIATELY BRICKED 🧱🧱🧱 UP⬆️☝️🆙👆CAUSE IF IT WERE ME I WOULDVE TIED SUNGIE UP WITH A VIBRATOR TO HIS CLIT AND LEAVE HIM THERE FOR HOOOUURRRSSS‼️♾️😝😛😫☝️😋💦 I WOULD SPEND THE WHHOLE MF DAY ON THAT DELICIOUS CLIT ‼️‼️😍😛😋🙌👅💦😽👉👌OH MY GOD I SOUND GAY ASF BUT IDC BC ITS PUSSY‼️‼️😻🫰WHO DOESNT LOVE PUSSY⁉️⁉️⁉️😾😾I LOVE PUSSY‼️‼️‼️😛😛👅😻😽🙌 I WOULD EAT HANNIES PUSSY OUT ALL DAY ALL WEEK ALL MONTH ALL YEAR ALL CENTURY‼️‼️‼️‼️😝😜😜😽 THAT PUSSY IS SO MF JUICY💦💦 WND DELICIOUS AND IS BEGGING TO GET TOUCHED‼️‼️🙌👉👌😋

anyways pookie keep up the good work, amazing writing as always!! <3 🥰🥰💕 (definitely not rereading it for the fifth time and getting off on it…nooooo definitely not… ☺️☺️)

OH YM GOD i just logged in and this is the first thing i see 😭 I FUCKING SEE U ANON‼️ u are very seen

ANON I LOVE U SO MUCH MORE WTF THE AMOUNT OF PRAISE THAT U POURED OVER THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HAS BOYPUSSY BROKEN US BECAUSE IT SEEMS AS THOUGH IT HAS 😭😭😭 GOOD LORD and to think that this was supposedly just a private gift but mei is kind and i was able to post it … NOW IM SO GLAD I SHARED IT BC U HAVE FOOD TO EAT MY DEAREST ANON 😁

“ure my savior” yo…yo dont perceive me as messiah itll inflate the shit out of my ego /j and give me impostor syndrome /hj BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS gosh i cldnt stop giggling u made my day with these compliments like im just Some Guy but because of ur words i am now Some *Happy* Guy

and omg! URE RIGHT MAYBE SHOVING THE VIBE IN AND EATING HANNIES PRETTY BOY CLIT OUT WOULDVE BEEN SO GOOD…but then again…TEASING THE BOY JUST FEELS SATISFYING ‼️‼️ i love hannie and his clit actually i love pussy in general i wish i had boypussy especially boyclit in my mouth rn (in a non sexual casual way) (which was what reader intended) (until y/n and han both went CRAZY)

i wont lie this ask gave me massive eye strain from the emojis /pos like that brings me joy ?! its an impressive thought to know that somebody out there is losing their mind over silly words i wrote and a few lines that i drew. CRAZYYYY thats crazy?!!!

ill keep this entire ask, print it into a booklet form, and reread it as if its a mini prayer guide. i cant anon ure so silly and precious HAHAHAH hope u have the nicest day always!

[mattslolita]

update about the boy!

TYSMMMM FOR UR MSG ON THE LAST ONE UR SO SWEET ❤️❤️❤️😘😘

today we had science again and we had to do some experiment (a proper one this time 🙌🙌) BORINGGGG ANYWAY!

we had to wear these goofy ass fucking idiotic looking goggles (SLAY😊) and when i put mine on we also got told our hair has to be tied back and cuz my hair LONG ASF (just above my ass when its curly otherwise its nearly sweepin the fucking floor smh 😩) i would take forever to do it. BUTTTTTT INSTEAD the boy was like "lemme do it" and first i was like FUCK NO cuz i don want my hair all tangled, like u can take a step back mf!! but he insisted since he knows how to do it cuz of his sister but i reminded him that her hair was STRAIGHT and not as long. unfortunatley (fortunatley 😚🤗) he won an he did it and SURPRISINGLY it wasnt tangled!

then i was tryna reach (im like 5'2 😭and hes 5'9 😊) the bunsen burner thingys (if u dk it makes like a flame come out of it) and he put his hand ON MY WAIST and went "wait get down u midget ill get it". (currently sobbing🤤) and his mate was like "second lesson in a row ima hav to tell u to get a fucking room bro" UMMMM??? HE JUS LAUGHED AND WENT "on it!" SORRY WHAT?????????

THEN we had another lesson tgthr (religious education/studies) an a teacher came into our class and told the boy that he has a detention after schl (90 fucking minutes r u taking the piss?) and he went "my constitutional rights say no. my body my choice, go ahead and cancel me brother its my opinion" IDEK WHAT CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS MEANS BUT ME AND MY FRIEND WERE PISSING OURSELEVES CUZ WTF. HE ALSO SAID IT IN AN AMERICAN ACCENT 😭😭😭😭😭😭he was taking the mick it was so funny but then i got sent out for laughing! like i THINK we hav better things to worry about u silly bald bitch!

then last period WE HAD food technology/cooking BUT IT WAS THEORY! we sit next to each other and he kept saying he was tired so he was laying on my left arm whilst i was writing w my right 🫠he then put his head jus on the desk and i did the same and he kept STARING at me and i was like "y r u staring at me" and he was "no reason" and i went "u sure?" and he went "ur eyes r pretty"🥵🫦 STOP ITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

forgot to mention he also smells unreal like that jus makes him 100x more attractive 🤭😫

AND HOW ARE YOU BABY??

GIRLLLL THE AMOUNT OF HINTS THIS MAN IS DROPPING, HE WANTS YOU SOOOO BAD

HE DIDNT ???? EVEN ???? DENY ??? GETTING ??? A ROOM ???? HELLO ????? OMFGGGGGGGGG THIS IS MAKING MY HEART SO FULL

im doing good love !!!

[kozsilykave]

before im forced to draw artemis today sigh.... doodles of the faves from last nigh^-^

ignore the quality decrease on the last one vro tumblr a hater 😭🙏

ugjghhdmfmfff guysysss damiejsns so hot id let him rail ME BADDED VRO😭😭🙏🙏🙏‼️😊😊😊🤤🤤🤤🤤😜😜‼️‼️‼️shes so hot at everythign he does and um hashtag cool dad goals (he totally doesnt call her kids the r slur (we dont talk about tupper damien)) UMMMM yeah hes so so hot and i KNOOWWWW hed hav a hot voice id like to hear him degrade me as he fu okay sorry for being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂... FUFUFCKK I DONT WANNA DRAW ARTEMISVRO MAKE IS DAMIENSUNDAY AGHH😭😭🙏🙏 I NEED TO DRAW THIS FREAK.... and.. they kids.. bAGHHHH

[sems-diarie]

Ummmm so im finkin of writing a kiri x single mother reader fic but um . I DREW HIM do u wanna see 😴🤨😴🥶🤨🥵😌🤤🤥🥵🥵😐🥵🤨🤓🤥😎🤢😎🥳🤓🤕🤓😲😲🥺🥺🥺🥺

the fact that u sent this and didn’t follow up 👊🏾 i’m reporting u for a crime

[cruelsister-moved]

britpop bitches are literally so volatile like every britpop man is either the actual antichrist or like a sexy unproblematic zaddy and im expected to keep up somehow or i say smth like "oh haha apparently graham coxon from blur makes cheese now" and get 16 bitches jumping down my throat like "ummmm so he literally licked maggie thatcher out onstage at the brits in 1997 you tory cunt" and then 2 days later they post a gifset of 80 year old graham coxon like "#omg i bet his cock smells delicious🤤😌" like okay how do i keep up ❤️

[zeenmrala]

UMMMMM.........

ummmm.......ummm....ummmmmm.....i am lost for words for the moment. super soft sexy big man smut???? yes hello pls!!!!! 🥴🤤 this was glorious bestie!!!!!! 👀 i love how emotional and fucking yearny this was. ooooh boy. and i am so weak for some nice smut where we drop the L bomb. hell yh. i fucking love love

this was so beautiful

this paragraph floored me. had to put my phone down to recover. so fucking hot bestie. im weaaaaaak. my horny levels r thru the roof

MY FEEEEEEEELINGS????????

this was so great my dear!!!! im -

Always Been His

Warnings: 18+ MINORS DNI; consensual somnophilia, size difference/size kink, unprotected p in v (wrap it up, kids)

Summary: You are Wrecker have been close for a long time. It’s honestly a surprise that you haven’t jumped his bones by now. Your unconscious mind finally speaks for you.

This is part four of a Poly Batch series, if you would like to see the first part, go Here.

Pairing: Wrecker x Reader (cis female)

WC: 3583

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[mattslolita]

update about the boy!

LITERALLY NOTHING BC today he wasnt at schl cuz he was suspended for being KICKED OUT of detention like 2 days ago LMFAO! how the hell r u getting removed from a detention tho like actually they must hate u soooo bad for that?! 😭😭

anyway i went to get my nails done like 2 hours ago and i msgd him saying i was going so he said "what colour are you getting" and i said "not sure yet, gonna decide wen im there probably smth pink tho as usual 😙" so he said "get french tips but with gems like these https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61kLdIMtGiL.jpg" and why did he actually eat, like there SO cute. 😍

SO I DID OBVIOUSLYYY! i sent him a photo after and he said "told ya, ive got good taste 😜" 🤣🤣 he also went "we got to meet tmrw or sunday (not me actually begging) 😁🥲" i ss it and send it to my friend and she was like "hes takin yu wedding dress shopping babe 😘💕" LMAO

CHRIS EDITS BC OMGGGGG

https://www.tiktok.com/@justurniolos/video/7351925766017322273?lang=en 😮

https://www.tiktok.com/@iluvsturniols/video/7304452612940778757?lang=en THIS SONG IS FIRE

https://www.tiktok.com/@stvrnloml/video/7325056329645673761?lang=en 🤤🤤

⬆️🆙omg i posted a tiktok to this sound like a week ago and my friend commented saying "guys she re created the sound with *hisname*" UMMMM NO! i replied saying "there was quiet literally no need!!" AND SHE SHOWED ME HE LIKED THE COMMENT WTF ?? IM DYING!😉🤣

STAWPPPP him picking ur nails is sosososo cute !

THE TIKTOKS OMFG IM FINNA BUSSSSS😩😩 i claim the last one, like that's mine bruh my favorite chris edit ever🥴

[tom-whore-dleston]

Emmy, I love you my dear! 💜💜💜 I am so sorry that your computer deleted your piece 😔 gotta love technology, flaws and all. But I'm happy you still shared your piece because it was so fun to read. It felt like I was reading a really awesome novel and now I am ready to see the movie adaptation 😋😋😋

I loved the tone and POV of the fic. It was different from what I'm used to reading but it's always a pleasure looking into the mind of the writer. Thank you so much for this amazing piece and for taking part in my writing challenge! I know I already said it earlier but I love you so much 😘😘😘

Man, those astrology psychos are annoying. Just the other day one of the coffee shop baristas mentioned that oat milk being her preference is the Scorpio in her - whatever that means.

lmfao this was so funny! Astrology is interesting but I don't believe that it determines my whole existence, ya feel? Besides, I like oat milk bc I can't drink whole milk 🤣🤣

And it seemed anything was on the other end of the line as D watched the name flash across his phone screen.

Honestly, we don't talk enough about male friendships! It's very rare that I see friendships like this in any form of media so shout out to you for giving us a wholesome male friendship.

I know Andy is supposed to be a family friend or whatever, but if he’s forty then so am I cause ya girl is ready to see if the face matches the voice.

this is the mentality I have towards every man that is older than me bahahaha

“Andy please, you would’ve too had the Backstreet Boys been coming to town,” she defended.

“Yeah, well unlike you, I can actually afford to see them,” I countered.

omg nooo I'm ded 💀

An audible moan leaves her mouth and I’m itching to see how good this milkshake really is; but not from the cup.

falkjglkwrjgwiojpoqgji ohh okayyyy

I’ll tutor his son Jason in math or something if it means I’ll get spoiled like this.

idk if reader mistook Jacob's name on accident or if that was all purposeful, but I fuckin loved it bc that shit was so funny to me

“Right now?” I panicked. “There are other shoppers in here too.”

“Guess you better be quiet then,” he said sliding his hands between my thighs.

goodbye world I will be passing away now 😩😩

“If you think that Im gonna let you cum anywhere but my dick the first time we fuck, then you must be as slow as your pops thinks you are.”

It's the degradation for me :') ngl I got so flustered this took me like 3x to type correctly

“The only reason I dont have my dick touching the back of your throat right now is because I’m feeling a little eager today,” he boasted. “So get your ass up here and ride me facing the mirror so you can see what a whore looks like when they cum.”

holyyyy fuckkkkk

“There you go princess, now you know what it feels like fuck on a real man huh?”...

“God’s not here right now Y/N, get it together.”

fuck fuck fuck the whole exchange got me ready to hoe tf out in public 🤤🤤🤤

And the way he’s insistent on me watching myself in the mirror, clenching my jaw steady while his other hand holds my waist in support? I think I might fall in love.

no but same 😭😭😭

Realising that Andy didn’t come, I offered to finish him off but he just told me that he’s a patient man and that we should head to the house, where he can properly lay out what’s to he expected over the course of the next couple of days.

ummm...UMMMM 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

WOW! WOW! WOW! the smut was exquisite. I am an absolute hoe for degradation (if it isn't already obvious lmao) and I just loved experiencing this wild ride 😛😛😛 Thank you thank you again for joining my challenge and giving us this spicy fic! I love you bb!! So sorry for taking so long to read. I had midterms this week and I was basically edging myself from reading fics until I finished all my shiz for school ahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

Twice My Age

Pairings: Andy Barber x Black!Fem!Reader

Summary: After a spring break trip doesn’t go as planned, reader quickly finds another way to make up for the inconvenience.

Word Count: 6463

Warnings: Explicit 18+, Unprotected Sex, Exhibitionism, Spitting, Size Kink Kinda, Clit Slapping, Aggressiveness??, Degradation

A/N: Not the deadline being in February and me just getting this done. *hides in shame* Sheesh @tom-whore-dleston​, when I tell you I was fighting for time omg. 

I’m just really glad I managed to push this out. It’s a wee bit of a slow burn because I had so much I wanted to get off my chest with daddy Andy for obvious reasons lol. I wanted to flesh out each character and even extend this piece to a cute lil mini series, but my brain was like nahh, give her the smoot ASAP!! 

So I gave you the smoot 😉 with my prompt being Dads Best Friend and my character being Andy Barber, I present to you: 

A snippet of my brain. 

P.S. also wanna congratulate Jordan on her increasingly growing followers. She’s such a gem and deserves every good thing life has to offer <3

P.P.S. lol besties, I’m writing this with tears in my eyes because I don’t remember this piece from memory and my stupid, fucking computer deleted the edited version when I had like TWO fucking lines left. Bout to cry again, omg. But anyway, I just wanted to mention that I had LOADS of fun jumping from character to character and even shared a concern or two that things may seem confusing. But I’m super positive that I was able to tie up all loose ends and write this in a way that was easy to digest. 

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