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[rorschdesign]

hey have you heard of this really cool band called King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Once again, this line is for serious inquiries. No such artist exists within our archives. Probably. I'm not bothering to check. I'm not doing this anymore. Tell Danny he can demote me, for all I care. I'd rather be asleep than sitting here waiting for the next comedian to write up some other pointless email for me. Hell, this job is so brain dead, I could probably do it asleep, anyway. If anyone actually needs me specifically for anything important, I'll be in Sector 3. Otherwise, find someone else, or answer your own damn messages.

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you guys SUCK. let my friends go or i will unleash the fucking rats

You've caused quite the buzz around here, you know. When we first saw the messages from a separate universe, we didn't know what to make of it. But, unfortunately, you've proven yourself to be nothing but an irritating pest. It's no surprise you associate with rats. Did you know rats are one of countless species who have gone extinct outside our walls? After all we've done in effort to save this world, there are still people like you who try and tell us how we're actually terrible. Maybe, you're right. Maybe we should stop trying to save anything, and start actively destroying what's left. Maybe we should start with you. Do not contact us again. We know where to find you, just as you know where to find us.

-✉️: danielobrien@rorschdesign.com

[rorschdesign]

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does anybody in this company smoke weed

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Our Human Resources department would like to once again remind all staff that this contact line is meant for important, genuinely serious communication only. While staff can choose to leave anonymous messages and tips, security still has methods of tracing what terminals such messages are sent from. To the person sending this, a security team will be dispatched to locate you and begin your transferal shortly.

[rorschdesign]

hr if you're being bullied by the boss can you do anything about it?

We would like to take this opportunity to remind all staff that the Human Resources contact line is for serious inquiries only. Repeated misuse of this line may result in demotion or relocation. With that being said, Rorschach Design has a strict no-tolerance policy regarding harassment of fellow personnel. While this policy does not cover test subjects, we will do our best to collaborate with our security department to reach a desirable outcome.

If you would get back to us providing further detail, we will be happy to reach out to the proper parties in order to clear the air regarding any negative workplace experiences you may have had recently.

[rorschdesign]

Threat contained.

After thorough investigation from the security and asset recovery teams, all sectors are now free from lockdown. All personnel please keep in mind that if any subjects display anomalous behavior during testing, testing is to be immediately halted and security is to be contacted. Thank you for your cooperation.

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All facilities entering lockdown.

We have been made aware of a potential site breach happening recently, and security is currently working to investigate the location and cause of said breach. All employees are required to stay in their designated sectors and encouraged to proceed with all ongoing testing. Executives will be visiting each sector to assist with stock take and system checks to ensure minimal losses and damages. Thank you for your patience.

[rorschdesign]

Testing resumed in sector 04.

All staff please be mindful that testing in sector 04 has continued as of today. Employees without prior access are advised to stay out of sector 04 unless absolutely necessary and to kindly disregard any sounds such as screaming, explosions, or other general sounds of chaos or destruction.