#um YES pls fam

[lucidfairies]

hi 🫡

. yes that is me embarrassing the shit outta myself (I actually sent that to a handful of girls)

i. for those of you who may not know, i'm maya. i'm 18, i'm typically a masculine presenting lesbian and I happen to be a she/her. I also am unfortunately asexual

• everyone meat riding rn about why I read and write so much smut as an asexual, I would love for you to know that I'm fighting a losing battle with hypersexuality! that is all I will be sharing on that matter thank you. •

ii. I'm proficient at finding people's instas whether they wanna be found or not!! if this relates to you, you may want to hmu.

iii. um I'm single if that wasn't clear from the kicker.

iv. I have severe Audhd and I have OCD but I don't really count that because you can't really tell it's there. I'm a POTS and scoliosis survivor

(can u tell idk what the hell I'm doing)

v. I will drop my socials if you so want them but I would prefer u DM me cuz I don't need my public insta in tumblr comments tbh (I have insta, tiktok, discord, snap, so on so forth)

vi. I'm still in high school LMAOOO pls I'm not less than eighteen guys don't worry but I aspire to be in the military but I'm taking a gap year

vii. I've been writing since like third grade but over quarantine my parents kinda banished me to our basement and I was doing a lot of things I shouldn't have been doing but now I'm sorta good at writing !!

viii. fics are kinda a side gig, I do write real shit here and there but there's genuinely no point so idk why I do it

ix. I'm what people like to call a whore except I don't fuck around I just talk to like nine people at once (hop off my dick rn)

x. I'm hilariously funny if you ever wanna strike up a conversation

xi. I'm down for ANY conversations. you wanna talk about what kinks some random bitch has based on their appearance? let's talk about it. wanna tell me about the sex you had last night? I'll go get a snack. I don't get triggered by really anything so if u need an outlet, I'm right here bb

xii. I actually have a massive gyatt

xiii. I can curl a lot of lbs and um I can bench some too and I guess do leg stuff (gym girlies rise)

xiv. I'm Jewish but not like Jewish my fam just is, I am probably one of the furthest things from religion and I don't hugely support organized religion (my fav way to describe it is being Jew-ish)

xv. I am a leftist through and through (pro choice, pro science, pro gays, Black lives matter, stop Asian hate, in case you needed clarification on that one) and I avoid knowingly being friends with Republicans at all costs

xvi. I am pro Palestine, nothing anyone will say or do could change my stance on that one.

xvii. I have a cat + dog

xviii. I don't get cold like ever cuz I ski in like 10° weather all winter

xix. I have Duolingo and if u wanna beef it out w a quest then I am definitely down for that because I will beat you (I'm learning Hawaiian and Hebrew)

xx. I'm fluent in German and speak it at home w the fam and I know some Spanish + French

xxi. juice boxes > anything

xxii. some more pics of me will follow whenever I stfu

xxiii. I stand at a whopping six feet tall but I swear I have short person energy

xxv. in my personal opinion I have huge dick energy but you're welcome to put me in my place (I'm a switch and I'll cook for you)

xxiv. if your snap score is more that 300k we can't be friends I'm sorry (mine is 100k suck my c o c k)

xxvi. best position is doggy but I can be persuaded into something different

xxvii. CUNT

xxviii. uhhhh I'm from the East Coast of America so l operate in EST time

anyway it was nice getting to talk about myself for a long time 🫡 feel free to make numerous comments about my life in the comments

anyway y'all here are some for faceless pics that are guaranteed to make u cream (see, hilarious)

sayonara sistas

[deathwis-archived]

tabitha 0.1 - in sickness & health

Succumbing to sickness was typical in any old town -- lives too easily lost to coughing fits and blistering fevers. Most men or women rarely saw their white hairs grow in due to poor health and little medical knowledge available. However, what was peculiar, was someone plagued with an illness ... Yet somehow learning to live with it rather then deteriorating. Tabitha Milton was that special case ; a young girl born to poor farmers, eldest of soon to be three offspring, but she was born wrong, almost. She came to life with haggard breaths. Throat always swore and voice timid because of it. Her parents had to deal with the chilling fevers, the constant vomiting and fatigue, all while tending the farm. Everyone in the nosy town speculated the child wouldn't see adulthood in her constant state of agony, yet the fragile thing proved them wrong every season. Despite spending years cooped in her infested bed, Tabitha kept on living.

She never heals, however. There will be brief periods of peace. Where her sickness seems to lighten up, allowing her to actually settle into the role society set for her by tending to household chores and caring for young Mary. But it always strikes again, though nobody can quite work out why. Tabitha has always felt inferior because of it, shunned by the town for her illness since it spooks her neighbors rather then evoking pity. It's shaped the woman her whole life. Robbing her of learning the proper manners all girls were taught when young ( being confined in bed brings forth neglecting parents ). To put it lightly, the woman of the Milton household is a forever sick type of girl. One the town bothers little with. It's physical symptoms have also bred a depressive nature in Tabitha, leading her to isolate and simply accept she's nothing short of waste. No man wants a near-dying woman, and how could she ever have children when her infectious fevers could kill them, or her?

When the witch trials begin in their cold-hearted town, her sickness certainly helped Isaac sway everyone around her into thinking it was a symptom of her witchery. And while she has other defining traits, her ailment affects how she acts and how most treat her. It's also helped the Milton status sink further in its depths, considering the daughter has never married despite being at the ripe age to do so. What a disgraceful thing, Tabitha Milton is in the eyes of most people.

[alukaforyou]

🌈💖🍭

[princeofyorkshire]

guys. GUYS. i just finished the album. UM.

first of all: FUCKKKKK

i am in love with this album. like i’m not fucking joking i was a bit scared i wasn’t gonna like it that much cause i’ve never been a pop punk girlie but this is genuinely a great album from start to end. no skip album. i’ve enjoyed it so much. GOD.

the greatest: dude. THIS is how every album should begin. such a strong start it got me hooked so fast. the fucking STRINGS???? “it’s you and me until the end”????? i am losing my mind and it’s only the first song

written all over your face: ok i see you mutuals i get it. I GET IT. i was like how good can this song be why is everyone so obsessed with the way he says hey babe. and i get it now. this man is moaning in my ear and i’m pretending to be fine. this is fucking sexy. he is fucking sexy oh my god

bigger than me: yes i am including the singles idc! i really don’t think it was The Odd One i honestly do think it fits in the album. and it still slaps. i love you baby girl thank you for the vocals

lucky again: um hi he sounds SO SOFT IN THIS ONE. but still so hot. it’s such a vibe!!!! i really really liked this one. he was lucky once he could be lucky again <3

face the music: i have a lot of weaknesses when it comes to louis but him singing about dancing has a special place in my heart. “i don’t want to face the music but i still want to dance with you” is such a soft lyric i’m sobbing. the pre chorus is EVERYTHING

chicago: STRINGS STRINGS STRINGS STRINGSSSSS. his voice is specially soft in this one wow. “would you have told me to keep going or would you say to walk away?” GOD. louis is the king of writing sad bangers he never fucking misses

all this time: MY JAW DROPPED??????? ok wow i was not expecting this vibe. i fucking love his voice idc how many times i say this he just sounds so good in this one although it kinda does get lost in the music a bit. still obsessed.

out of my system: ok again i’ve listened to this song a million times but it’s still so hot and sexy and i’m so glad it’s a single she deserves a lot more attention and promo that it got but alas TURURURURURURURU TURURURU!!!!

headline: first of all. ACCENT? i feel like it’s much stronger in this one. it’s so vibey i can’t stop smiling while dancing!!! idk what it is about it it just makes me very happy. what did he put in this song!!!!! the ending made me scream a bit like why did he just end it like THAT. i love it. fuck

saturdays: another sad banger!!! THE FUCKING BUILD UP!!!! i was scared it wasn’t leading to anything but it did and it fucking killedddd it wow. WOW. also. “my heart might be broken but i won’t be broken down” FUCK!!!!!

silver tongues: ok another slays obvs. for some reason i kinda hear don’t let it break your heart in the beginning??? maybe it’s just the piano but idk. speaking of piano….. i kinda wish it wasn’t included at the beginning BREAKING MY SILENCE. idk why i’m not a fan of the build up BUTTTT the rest fucking slaps. it’s one of those songs that just make you happy u know. there’s this nostalgic feeling as well that i really really like

she is beauty we are world class: ok. ok i see you. this one is definitely different i like that he’s including something like this although i think this might be my least favorite…. 🫣 it def has some club vibes which i think is cool, i like that he’s experimenting with his sound and it’s def a nice addition to the album although it’s not really my thing

common people: first line already got me <3 i love that he’s so connected to his roots and who he is :’) such a soft song. it’s a lovely tribute to donny and his fam!! “when i get lost i go back to where i started” <3

angels fly: THE LYRICS IN THIS ONEEEE. pls i love that the album just becomes more and more soft as it goes….. i don’t have much to say except that this one hits harddddd god my heart is so full of love for him

holding on to heartache: i couldn’t stop thinking about the way he says darkness and silence like that broke my brain until i heard him scream you know the partys over WOWWW!!!!! like wow. i fucking loved the build up. this was crazy

that’s the way love goes: um how is this the last song already WHAT. anyway it’s so fucking soft hello? i love louis writing about friendship so much it’s not something we really hear from him in his music and i’m glad he decided to end this amazing album w a sweet ballad like this one. really really liked it

overall i think it’s THE album. it’s so fucking louis. the evolution from walls to this is beautiful to see. i do love walls but the production, the lyrics, the sound itself is so much mature, you can almost hear the confidence in it. i’m so proud of louis and this record. i can’t wait to hear it live someday <3

[khaleesiofalicante]

This chapter was a goddamn roller coaster. It felt like reading 20 chapters of lbaf together. THERE IS SO MUCH TO UNPACK FCKN HELL I NEED TIME TO PROCESS

1. MUNDANE ILLNESS HAS BEEN CURED? um what? I’m with Alec in this one. It seems so good to be true but if it is then OMG MY BABY HAS BEEN SAVED YALL. Alec’s been cured before Magnus’s PoV- seems like a great decision. we would not have survived his double grief.

2. I was thinking about the traitor thing a couple of days ago and I did kinda see this as a possibility. BUT PLS STOP ATTACKING THE LB FAM. They have suffered enough. They barely had time to grieve their son, celebrate Alec being cured, now they have to fucking win a trial for rafael’s funeral. I’m in pain- GO ANJALI. This was truly horrible I want rafe back

3. Okay I get where Magnus and Alec are coming from 100% but that was still a shitty thing to do. specially considering the way warlocks feel magic, it’s like a part of themselves. It tethers them to the world i FEEL SO SO SO BAD FOR MAX. poor baby. was that a dumb thing he was about to do? Hell yes! did he deserve the magic thingy? Nope. ITS HARD WHEN YOU CAN UNDERSTAND BOTH THE SIDES WTF.

4. MF ASMODEUS. (i feel like Asmodeus might give Max his magic since max doesn’t have any rn by manipulating him? last chapter mentioned him giving his powers to Magnus so seems like foreshadowing tbh).

:- so angel disease has been cured, Alec is saved, council is still filled with fucking assholes, rafe doesn’t get a proper funeral, necromancy and razing raziel plans are cancelled, max is in edom without his magic? SEEMS LIKE ANOTHER DAY FOR LBAF-TMI GANG.

anyways- greatest hits from this chapter

I love love Gigi.

Gigi and Alec’s interaction aaaghhhhhh. Max.

Jace hiding max and raf in duffel bags.

Alec thinking about talking to his kids about love. Can you imagine the convo tho??? Alec, max and rafe being absolute simps over their partners and Magnus sitting in a corner exasperated but with heart eyes. “But Max has lost David. And Alec lost Rafael”. thanks; it’s not like I forgot about their deaths.

Jace and Alec. Jace talking about David. Blue eyes.

“I’ve got you”. Yes baby. MAGNUS BANE’S MAGIC IS THE ONLY BITCH I RESPECT IN THIS HOUSE

“My son is dead. Is that justice enough for you”

Jace literally making max an accomplice in his plan and then telling him that it’s a one off thing and max shouldn’t get any ideas will never not be funny. Like bro???????? pot meet kettle????

There is so much more I want to say. Me @ lbaf future chapters.

1. Another great list. You are good at this.

2. Jace is an idiot baby. We've been knew.

3. I love Alec talking to his kids about love. I can't wait for you to read a scene related to this!!!

4. MF ASMODEUS IS HERE HIDE YOUR CHILDREN

5. Your gif game is something else bro istg

[koko-heads]

ok this has been stuck in my head for DAYS

tina and dillon become friends and hang out frequently after ‘the grand mama-pest hotel’, then unbeknownst to tina, dillon starts catching feelings 😳 

she gives tina her jacket on a cold day (subtly trying to flirt) then tina has her ‘italicised oh’ moment

the day after she’s jus groaning w the door open so louise (who @ this point is jessica’s girlfriend) walks in and is like “yo what’s up” nd tina tells them abt dillon

nd they’re like “ok so what’s the problem” nd tina’s like “i’ve never liked a girl before it makes me feel all weird in my tummy uhgfghdghhhdghhd”

louise is just like “what u think mom and dad won’t be supportive? if anything they’ll be TOO supportive, remember how they reacted when i brought jess here as my gf?” 

tina’s like “yeah i guess you’re right hhhh i’ll go tell her” nd louise being the supportive sibling they are goes “good 4 u!!”

so tina n dillon go sit on a bench n tina’s like “ok i have smth to tell u, pls don’t b weirded out. so kinda um like-like u” while blushin

nd dillon who’s been crushin on tina is ELATED nd she’s like “really? really really? bc i’ve had a crush on u for a while now” while also blushin

so tina’s like “yeah!! really really :)” nd they hold hands <3 from there they start dating but they don’t call e/o girlfriends bc they both agree it’s too soon

so dina r jus livin their best lives together

tina (with the help of louise) comes out to the fam via powerpoint as pansexual !! and dillon introduces tina to her mums (/hc) as the girl she’s dating

eventually they start getting more comfortable w e/o like holding hands, leaning on the other’s lap and kissing on the cheek/nose/forehead/anywhere but the lips

one day dillon sends tina a text saying “taking u somewhere special, dress light n bring water” nd tina’s like “?” n dillon replies w “it’s a surprise 🤪” so throughout the whole day (friday) tina’s supr excited

when dillon n her mum show up, she hands tina a blindfold n tells her 2 put it on so she does n when they get there it turns out dillon (with the help of her mum) bought front-row vip tickets to a ‘boyz 4 now’ concert that tina thought was sold out

so obviously tina’s rlly happy n excited, so they have the time of their lives

then dillon takes her to the photobooth nd they have a rlly cute montage 🥺

but just b4 the final photo is taken dillon takes tina’s hands nd asks her 2 b her girlfriend

nd tina is like "yes!! yes ohmygod yes" nd they gaze into e/o's eyes nd they get closer nd closer then

CLICK! the camera goes off nd they get out of the photobooth giddy n holding hands nd there are two photo strips in the dispenser thingy

nd we see all five of the photos [tina n dillon grinning w thumbs up, arms around e/o, peace signs on each other's heads, tina cupping dillon's cheeks, n the last one is of them sharing their first kiss 🥺]

nd from there they r officially girlfriends!

[izzyfandoms]

I have come to request Late from you 👉👈 as one of your one shots,,, something Halloween themed pls?

Late - Halloween

GENERAL TAGLIST: @quillfics42 @aj-draws @phantomofthesanderssides @phlying-squirrel @sly-is-my-name-loving-is-my-game @because-were-fam-ily @imtryingthisout @a-creepycookie @emo-disaster @littlestr @spooky-scary-virgil @fuyel @mimsidoodles @soupgremlin @aroaceagenderfluid @birdsbookshiddeninrealbirdsskin @quirkalurk @gingers-trashy-stuff @iinyxtello @justaqueercactus @melodiread @mrbubbajones @glassferns @pun-master-logan @gayturtlez

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"Boo!" Nate shouted, jumping through the doorway and holding his hands in claw-shapes to scare his boyfriend.

Logan jumped. "Aah!"

His book slipped through his fingers, landing on the floor with a thud, and falling open to a different page than the one that Logan had just been reading. It was a sturdy thing, so was undamaged by the fall, but Logan still huffed after he recovered from the shock.

He tried to glare at his boyfriend, but it was incredibly difficult to be mad when Nate was grinning like that.

Nate came up behind the sofa that Logan was sat on, draping his arms over Logan's shoulders and resting his chin on his boyfriend's head.

"Sorry about that, I just had to scare you at least once, today."

Logan sighed, reaching down to pick up his book, placing it in his lap and closing it carefully. Then, he returned to his position in Nate's arms.

"I do not think you had to do that, but I accept your apology."

Nate laughed, squeezing Logan's shoulders softly. "Come on, it's Halloween! That's one of the best parts of the holiday."

Logan pulled his legs up, moving to sit cross-legged. Then, he turned just enough that he could see Nate's face. When Nate smiled at him, he smiled back, both equally fond.

"Well, I must admit, I don't completely understand your fascination with the holiday."

Nate chuckled again. "I grew up with Toby as my big brother, and he's basically halloween incarnate all year round. So I get pretty into the holiday. Sorry about that."

"There is nothing to apologise for," Logan said. "It is incredibly endearing when you get excited like this."

"Aww, you're sweet, babe."

Logan's face reddened slightly, and he glanced away, huffing and stubbornly crossing his arms. Nate made a sound that was halfway between 'aww' and laughter.

"You're sweet and adorable," Nate continued.

"I am not."

Nate leant forward, punctuating his words with kisses in between. "You." Cheek. "Are." Forehead. "Sweet." Cheek. "And." Nose. "Adorable." Lips. "And that's final."

"Okay, fine," Logan finally gave in, with a slightly strangled voice.

"Great. Oh, did you grab fake blood from the store, earlier?"

Logan straightened up. "Ah, yes, I did. I got two different kinds, as I was not certain of which one you would prefer." He paused for a second. "I'm surprised we managed to finish our costumes early, usually you would procrastinate these kinds of things."

"I guess I was just excited," Nate said. "And thanks for agreeing to do a couple costume with me. I bet we'll look great."

"I am sure we will, and it is nothing, I would do anything for you."

"Aww, babe," Nate cooed. Then, he noticed that it looked like Logan was about to say something else, and the corners of his lips quirked up. "And?" He prompted.

"Well, um... Roman did say that he was certain that he, Patton and Virgil would have a better couple's costume than us, so I am quite determined to... crush him."

Nate laughed again. "Hell, yeah! We can totally do that. I'm pretty sure Toby and Emile will crush us, though. They always do."

Logan waved his hand. "I'm fine with that. It is just Roman we need to beat."

[shy-marker-pliers]

Idk if you did this before but have you ever thought of heric.... as parents?? We all know Eric wants to be a dad but what about hosty toasty as a dad??

i don’t remember ever saying eric wanted to be a dad akdhdgk-

but yeah he does lol

the poor guy would be so scared of ending up like his own dad that he’d work himself into a panic

but host would reassure him that he doesn’t have a single mean bone in his body and he’d be an amazing dad.

hosty boi has never thought about being a dad before.

he’s always had a soft spot for kids but he didn’t think he’d find someone to raise a kid with so he just never considered having one

but he’d be fine with a kid. he’d think it would be nice to have a little one around the house.

of course no one would ever give a kid to ppl that live in a house full of murderers and crazy people but for the sake of this story let’s say that they do

They’d def adopt bc neither of them wanna deal with/do the whole surrogate thing because ew

they went in with the intention of adopting a littler kid (like 4-5 years old) but then they were doing that thing where you go and look at all the kids or whatever idk

and there was this one kid, about 14-15, sitting in the corner surrounded by books reading and not talking to anyone

and Host just grabs Eric like “this one pls they’re perfect The Host loves them already-“

Eric was like “um honey we don’t even know anything about them”

“:’(“

“...w-well okay i guess we could talk to them-“

“:3”

so they went to the social workers office to meet the kid or whatever (idk how this works oof)

turns out that their name was lee and they had been living in the foster system for about 4 months after running away from their neglectful parents

“Oh yeah hosty you were right we gotta get this one-“

they were surprised but so happy that anyone would want them cause people only want cute little kids

Host and Eric almost started sobbing

“YOU BEAUTIFUL CHILD WE WILL CHERISH YOU UNTIL WE DIE“

in the car on the way home Eric was like “oh by the way we also live with like 20 other ppl including but not limited to a demon, 5 robots, a pirate, and a guy that just got out of jail”

and lee was like “this sounds like thE COOLEST HOUSE EVER-“

when they got there they were running around like a crazy person trying to meet everybody

after asking host and eric if it was ok of course

“do anything you want you precious child we love you sm-“

“ohmygod they said there were robots here but they never said that they had the google androids!!”

*smug voice* “yes, well we h-“

Lee running past them almost immediately: “holy crap, bing too? you’ve got, like, the most advanced, humanlike AI ever!!! you’re awesome, man!”

Googles: >:0

Bing, crying: “t...thanks little dude-“

“WILFORD WARFSTACHE AND BIM TRIMMER LIVE HERE TOO? AND THE SILVER SHEPHERD?!? OH MY GOD I HIT THE FAMILY JACKPOT!”

“OH MAN THIS IS SO- oh hey good morning scary demon dude i respect you and will give you your space.”

“thank u child u have passed the test and will not be smited today.”

“ah cool beans” 👉🏻😎👉🏻

yeah so long story shot everyone loves lee and would die for them

esp eric and host

the first time they ever called Eric and Host dad was by complete accident

“dadsdadsdads i got an A+ on my Chemistry test!!!”

“...oh frick.”

Eric and Host immediately bursting into tears: WE LOVE YOU

“Dad no don’t cry you’ll get blood on the carpet-“

they like to hang out with Host and Eric in the library most of the time

but they really like pirate stuff so they talk to magnum a lot too

and illinois becaus elike c��mon he’s super cool why wouldn’t you?

in short the egos would die for them and lee would die for their new fam the end

[goldenart0]

RWBY and Aphmau #5, Featuring Yang!

I didn’t want to do yesterday’s video because it felt awkward, so I decided to do some good old sisterly bonding. If by bonding you mean trying to kill each other

Ruby: I’m gonna die! And you’re going to take my place!

Yang: Yaaaay! I’ve always wanted to die!

Ruby: No, please no please no

~~

Ruby: I have the most secrety, secretest base off all

Yang: Your base is so secrete it’s dumb

Ruby: Well you know what I um, that- that hurt my feelings bro why would you say that

Yang: Are you going to die from those feelings?

Ruby: Maybe if you do it enough!

~~

Yang: Hey fam squad here’s my base. Can’t see it like and subscribe

Ruby: *laughing*

~~

Ruby: No, oh no! You’re gonna die-

Yang: What?

Ruby: No, no, I did a dumb I had a really big dumb but I was really smart about fixing it don’t worry

Yang: What

~~

Ruby: *laughing* I almost got myself trapped in my trap

Yang: *laughs* I- I mean you got to test that it worked

~~

Yang: It’s basic, but it’s a classic

Ruby: Basic but a classic, I love it I love it

Yang: Like me

Ruby: *laughs*

~~

Yang: What’s your favorite Minecraft way to die?

Ruby: The way that I win

Yang: Mine’s the credits at the end of the ended dragon

Ruby: Ohhhh

Yang: If I’ve died of success I’ll be happy

~~

Yang: Oh no, I actually managed to stop your lava trap but I still died!

Ruby: *laughs*

~~

Yang: I have a simple plan, so I can spend sometime trying to find your base

Ruby: Hmm alright alright, I’ll find your base too

Yang: No you won’t

Ruby: Yeah I will *raspberries*

~~

Ruby: You’re right there, I can see you right behind this-

Yang: No I’m not

Ruby: *breaks vine* Yes you are

Yang: AH!

~~

Yang: Bring out the comfy chair!

~~

Ruby: I think I’ve figured it out, I think I’ve figured out like Yang!

Yang: What? Tell me I don’t know how life!

~~

Yang: Oh mine’s so harsh, Oh it’s on fire ah!

~~

Ruby: I love this I absolutely love this, are you still on fire?

~~

Ruby: *jumps into lava*

Both: *laugh*

~~

Yang: I killed you with a vibe check

~~

Yang: It’s okay that was really harsh, I’m sorry

Ruby: It’s okay

Yang: None if those things are true and it if makes you feel better *punches Iron Golem* Come on, Come on!

~~

Ruby: You know the basic one that I made

Yang: Oh the one I didn’t die to

Ruby: Yeah the one you didn’t die to

~~

Yang: I did everything and nothing at the same time

~~

Yang: Everyone knows that’s how you get rid of lava, you put wood down

~~

Ruby: Oh, Ooo, AH!!

~~

Ruby: OH you didn’t even fall for it

Yang; Oh I did but it exploded afterwards

Yang; I stopped the lava and I was like “Oh there’s a button”

Ruby: I was so excited I couldn’t believe you put diamonds then I saw the outside I was just so speechless

Both: *laugh*

~~

Yang: You got pl-lans

Ruby: I have pl-lans,I have plans girl like you don’t even know

Yang: You got pe-lans

Ruby: Pe-lans, I got plans

~~

Ruby; No, no, no there’s no way to get out, there’s no way to get out. I have to fight the ender dragon no!

Yang: Yeah you do!

~~

Yang: You know, even though it was trying to kill me, I need to give you some claps, by the way we’ll done

Ruby: Thank you

Ruby: *Screams*

~~

Yang: Wait a minute you died from the high place that wasn’t even the trap

~~

Ruby: *laughing*

Yang: That wasn’t the trap are you serious

~~

Ruby: Screw you end *breaks an end portal frame*

*Portal doesn’t break*

Ruby: Oh no it’s still there *starts breaking the rest* oh no, oh no, oh no

Yang: *breaks the portal itself* Wow it’s that easy wow

~~

Ruby: It was foxes and cats

Yang: Wait, where are the creepers, the creepers were-

Ruby: Oh wow I would have just landed in, wow you would have killed me with cuteness how dare you

Yang: There were supposed to creepers in here?

~~

Yang: Wow creepers what are you scared if cats for?

Ruby: Bevayse they hiss bsck they go hisss

[the-coolest-mallard]

Like a Kickass Guy | ASC

Louie gets high at Mei’s party and texts Nemo and Tae.

@justkeepdancing-nemo​ @moon-yeongtae​

Louie: holy shit u guyyyyyy Louie: shit has been going dowwwwwwwwn. Or upside down? down and up really lol Louie: i may not have muscles n shit but guess WHAT I DID Tae: hulked out and killed someone? Louie: woah man no! Duuuuuude have u seen me? impossible Louie: i'm too cute to go to jail yet Louie: i mean EVER Louie: im too cute to go to jail EVER Louie: did a keg stand lol. sorta Tae: whoa nice Tae: how you feelin? Louie: a m a z i n g Louie: you won't BELIEVE how good i am Louie: i felt like IRON - no. i felt like CAPTAIN AMERICA. LIKE A KICK ASS Louie: GUY Tae: nice dude i'm glad ur having fun Tae: is mark there Louie: he was here somewhere. he asked me to come Louie: dunno where he went. maybe he's with johnny idk Louie: but who cares lol Louie: i'm great Louie: no more sads Tae: wow you're really drunk huh? Louie: nooooooooooooo Louie: haha I was gonna drink Louie: but then this weird girl showed up Louie: and now i'm super

Tae: but you said you did a keg stand Tae: that's like drinking isnt it? Louie: is it? i thought it was just a hand stand on a keg lol Louie: who knows? not me Tae: i mean i guess Tae: what weird girl Louie: idk blond. weird. she wanted me to CHEAT ON MARK WTF Louie: i mean she seriously helped me out but also Louie: wtf Louie: weird. so weird. but we went to the bathroom and she Louie: gave me t his stuff n i'm like Louie: wow i mean i can't stop talking Louie: i think I've said some seriously stupid shit Tae: wait Tae: what? Louie: what? i didn't tell you anything stupid did I? Louie: i don't think i did. thank god. imaigngi f i told u that Louie: lololol i'd die forever Tae: louie what are you taking about what stuff Louie: stuff? which stuff Louie: im not tellig Tae: what did she give you Louie: ohhhhhhhhhhh Louie: oh i can tell u that haha Louie: she called it all kinds of weird stuff like snow white or whatever which is bizarre af but whatever Louie: i like sniffed it and it felt super whack Tae: LOUIE WHAT THE FUCK Louie: and then it was like Louie: wow Louie: idk man i wanted to not feel sad and i feel good now Tae: holy shit what the fuck i cannot believe Tae: louie that was so dumb Louie: you're so dumb! Louie: no that's not true Louie: you're my faovriedgof person ever Tae: where the fuck is nemo why isn't he here to tell you how stupid that was where are you Tae: you're at mei's right Louie: yeh i crashed lol Louie: well no mark and johnny wanted to crash Louie: and since mark's been cool and let me stay at his place i was like Louie: well i should probs go Tae: yeah well THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD'VE FUCKING DONE COKE OR WHATEVER YOU DID jesus fuck Nemo: wait wtf did i just read Tae: yeah Tae: i have to go fucking get him Louie: why are you maddddd? im not bugging anyone! i'm having fun! Nemo: wait whats going on! Nemo: louie are you okay? Louie: i'm FINE Louie: i'm super Nemo: he did cocaine? Louie: super human Tae: he's at mei's party and he fucking YES Louie: you could say Louie: ughhh stop making this so big Tae: do you know how many kids my brother had to see in the hospital bc of drugs louie? Nemo: yeah that stuffs really bad Nemo: its human chemicals Nemo: do you feel okay? are you dizzy? Louie: do you know what else is bad? life. being sad. freddie mercury leaving too soon. presidents. earthquakes Nemo: louie D: Louie: tthe hunger games Tae: hey louie seriously how are you feeling like Tae: in your body Louie: that's a weird thing 2 akks dud Louie: im fine! Tae: okay but like Tae: if u close ur eyes and like idk try to feel what's happening like is your heart beating really fast? do you feel like puking? do you feel like you're moving? Louie: oh i mean yeah lol Louie: my heart is skipping faster n when i Louie: wait i gotta shut up shut up Nemo: tae yah is that bad? Nemo: would jun hyung know? Tae: i'm asking him right nwo Louie: so fussy you guys are fussy im gooood Nemo: louie just keep texting u ok Louie: look how good i am Louie: 

Nemo: very pretty Tae: yeah gorgeous how's your breathing Louie: wouldnt u like 2 kno Louie: how's your butt Louie: bet its still kicckable Tae: you have literally never kicked my ass at anything Tae: nemo does your appa know about this stuff? you probably shouldn't ask him huh? Louie: DON'T AOISFJPDOGN Nemo: its human drugs Nemo: so not really Louie: 4 THE LOV OF GOD Louie: that guy lredy probs haaaaaates me Nemo: his magic wouldnt work either i dont think Louie: im a toxin to freidn parnets Nemo: yeah if he ever finds out we woudl be banned from being in the same school i think he'd transfer me to that catholic place and appa hates catholicism Nemo: this is why you shouldnt do drugs louie :heart: dont yu wanna keep being my friend Louie: :cry: :cry: :cry: Louie: you're my best mate wgodidpsdggdfh Louie: you too tae Tae: wow rude Tae: oh okay Louie: wow Louie: dont be such a bitch tae Tae: well you started it when you did cocaine Louie: i used to think u were the coolest but maybe  im demoting u n promoing Louie: nemo Louie: nemo ur the new hottie Tae: the what Louie: what? Tae: louie i'm coming to get you Louie: whyyyyy the partys still partying Louie: ppl be FITIN Louie: man ud fit right in with your muscle bod Louie: well cept one fitghts girls Tae: where are you in the house Louie: idk the dance place. the life space Louie: where everyone is? Nemo: is jun going too? Nemo: aghaldkfjaskldfj Tae: yeah Louie: wait wait wait wait wait Nemo: ugh im sorry i cant be there Louie: where u going Nemo: louie im so sorry just keep texting us Louie: no Louie: i should dkslefadkad Tae: hey louie what's your favorite queen song Louie: skedlolde Louie: what? ohhhhh wow tough choice man i mean Louie: there are soooo many good SONGS Louie: lately i've been listening 2 somebody to love a lot cause i been dfpsogdpsjsd Louie: buuuuuut Tae: i like don't stop me now Louie: that's my OTHER FAVORITE Louie: man u vibe so well with me i hate it Louie: ha ha ha Louie: j k this is why we're bffs Nemo: hey queen was on the CD you gave me Nemo: ive been listening to it! Louie: reallyyyyy? did you like it? Louie: hey hey tae tae. taeeeeeeee. tae you should send a slefdie Louie: slefit Louie: sel fie Nemo: course! i love it Nemo: maybe i'll pick a song and choreo a dance for it Tae: you want a selfie? Louie: oooooo yes please nemo Louie: and def yes pls tae Louie: do smehthing cute Nemo [deleted]: ugh louiealkf Nemo: where's mark again? Nemo: im gonna text mark Louie: idkkkkkkk Tae: 

Louie: he went to do some stuff with johnny Louie: woahhhhhhhhh Louie: waogdisjdpsgjosg Louie: shit Tae: that's me coming to get ur dumb ass Louie: wait ur coming to get me? Louie: shit shit shit wait i gotta skedoled Louie: skedadled Tae: what? Louie: well much as i think ur great im ok Louie: also i thinkk hoooo shit Louie: gotta ifnd a window lol Tae: louie if you don't stay there i will fucking murder you Tae: i'm serious Louie: deth by tae or tdeth by uncle d when he fins out Louie: shit mn if i stay its a double featur Nemo: :/ Nemo: please louie, we're worried about you Nemo: we love you! we just want to make sure you're okay Tae: yeah Tae: you're gonna stay the night with me okay Louie: oh god Tae: it'll be great Louie: hahaahahahahahaha Louie: N E M O Louie: tell him why i suddenly Louie: sgosigdsgsdg Nemo: louie  i think you should Nemo: um drink water Louie: im good ill just find Louie: makr Louie: mark Nemo: that's also good please find mark Louie: n go to his place? Tae: what did i say Nemo: nothing he's on drugs Tae: i said stay put Louie: im really good thouuuugh Louie: n mark will look out for me Louie: marks nce Tae: well mark left u alone and you did cocaine so i mean not that that's his fault i'm just saying Nemo: ugh what if mark did cocaine Nemo: u dont think mark did cocaine did he Louie: dont blae me him 4 ME BEING ME Tae: DID MARK DO COCAINE Louie: honestly i dont dieossgodkh Louie: NO Tae: fuck Nemo: he might not have! we dont know Louie: i dont deesrve mrk naywayl ol Tae: nemo never do cocaine please Nemo: i cant see mark lee doing cocaine unless someone told him it was fun dip Louie: he n johnny were just doing fun stuff 2gether Tae: lmfao Nemo: id probably DIE if i did cocaine so dont worry ahha Nemo: big no no for fairies Louie: speaking of immenditd death Louie: we sure windows r no go Nemo: which is why u shouldnt do it solidarity c'mon louie Tae: if you aren't there when i get there i will be very upset Nemo: he will be Nemo: wont u louie Louie: im scared i dont want the lady 2 yell at me Louie: pls i wanna leave Tae: I'm almost there Louie: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD= Louie: what if i hid in the bathroom Nemo: its gonna be okay louie :heart: Nemo: just um, sing a little queen Louie: no its not ill be ded 4ever n dragged home n stuck with my asshole fam n never escape n ded Nemo: you won't be dead you'll be safe Louie: shit someone said its the COPS Louie: im double triple dead Louie: n thats bullshit Louie: my fam isnt safe they suuuuuuuck Tae: WHERE ARE YOU Tae: fuck there are so many people Louie: trapped in the prison of xistance Louie: a house of horrs Louie: horors Tae: i'm serious louie i can't find you Louie: just make urself taller Louie: ill see you Tae: i'm gonna yell for you Louie: ok ok ok Nemo: ugh fksjf

[lmattison]

& ; * - kathryn newton / heterosexual / she/her/hers ] isn’t it weird how close { laurel mattison } resembles { kathryn newton }? damn, i heard they are a { nineteen } year old { undergraduate } and a member of { pi gamma phi } studying { political science }. outside of class { laurel } participates in { honors council, environmental club, and newspaper } and their party anthem is { i have a dream } by { abba  }.

can you tell im obsessed with abba??

anyway HI GUYS its ya girl paige, back at it with a second character. laurel is a fun time, really just a fun gal fam. here’s what yall need to know about my baby girl, laurel mattison:

laurel elizabeth mattison is a princess

and i dont use that word lightly

born in boston, massachusetts as the shiniest jewel in the crown of the irish mob

yes, the irish mob

years and years ago, her great great grandfather, collin donoghue, came to the US by boat, and began sending money back to his family in ireland. soon, more and more of his family (and “family”) members began coming over to boston, and they soon ran the city

since the early 1900s, boston has been run by the donoghue crime family

fun story: so every generation had a boy, right? and the son would become the heir to the family business, which is why it stayed the donoghue crime family

that is until laurel’s mom, cara

her parents had cara, and then her brother tim, who was 8 years younger than her

when cara was 25 and her brother was 17, their father was killed, and thus the boss position was passed down to tim

he could not handle it, and within 6 months he was in jail

refusing to be pushed to the side, cara took over and has been the acting boss since then

we stan lady power

i also love the movie the kitchen SO 

can u tell im a film major ANYWAY

cara and mark mattison met in college, and were already married when cara took over from her brother. they went on to have four kids, three boys and their baby girl, laurel

growing up, laurel got everything she wanted, but she wasn’t exactly spoiled. while her father was happy just letting laurel be that girl, cara was determined to make sure laurel had an active part in the family business

laurel was always super interested in what her family did, and when she decided early on she wanted to do something in politics, her family couldn’t have been happier

in high school, laurel was well liked but kept to her small group of friends. it was a fun experience, and she did well. she wrote for the paper and was on the superintendents council and planned prom

yale wasn’t her first choice, but when she was rejected from boston college, she decided that maybe it was a sign that she should go away for school, and she picked yale

her parents were all too sad to see her go, but they knew she had to spread her wings

now, laurel’s a sophomore studying political science and shes in pi gamma phi. 

oh and she’s dating mickey (and has no idea that hes cheating on her)

laurel’s a sweetheart, really is. you’d never expect that she comes from a mob family (and she’d never tell you that herself). shes just nice to people, but a bit of a pushover

possible plots

roommates!! current roommates, freshmen year roommates

i definitely want a best friend for her thats the opposite of her, like more loud and outspoken than laurel and pulls her out of her shell

like i said, laurel’s dating mickey, and shes a FAITHFUL HOE

but id love for her to have a male friendship where shes SUPER close to this guy, like hes her shoulder to cry on

also, guys with curshes on her. because i need her to have rebound material when she gets her heart broken

also someone be her big pls shes in pi gamma phi

um idk i suck at wcs yall know this

ok thats all i have, im gonna reply to stuff on her in a bit (i might nap) but hit that like button and we can plot!!

[mmjina]

hi guys !! i’m ume (21+, pst!) and this is another one of kwak jidam’s unfortunate children !!! ( i’m kidding but rly not their whole family is a lit revolt and we LOVE it ) aka kwak jina, she’s the second to last child! there’s more info under the cut as well as plots but pls like and i’ll definitely jump into your dms for some quick one on one 🤪🤪🤪

again, kwak jina : mambo numba 5 kwak 5 canon for ref!

another one of kwak jidam’s kids ( probably among the ones who resent her the most)

don’t get her wrong she Loves her family ( but they can overwhelm her )

safe to say that her childhood wasn’t Great bc of her mom is an understatement

she lost a LOT of friends bc of her mom aka a lot of kids’ parents would tell their kids to not play with her which led to a lot of sad conversations of “sorry jina, we can’t play anymore bc my mom said your mom is a bad person” and as a kid you just think bad person = Evil aka jina slowly becoming to resent her mom more and more bc of her ‘Evil’ ways

she kind of has it twisted in her head that her mom is selfish and greedy but she also doesn’t quite Get her mother or her reasoning behind doing what she does ( nor does she really care at this point )

she never really grows out of that same resentment but it’s more like she just ignores her mom and goes out of her way to Disassociate herself from anything that has to do with kwak jidam

aka the reincarnation of kwak jina !!! aka straight O’s in all her exams ; definitely part of the top 5% of her class because what is kwak jina without her sparkling grade point average !! 

an over-achieving sob who’s a tad catty but y’know what if people are talking about her grades or the cute boy she’s dating or her pretty smile the less they’re talking about her Ruined family

her attitude isn’t all that great tbh she’s a bit blunt and not at all Grade A Friendly when it comes to first encounters but first impressions are always blown away by her smile !!!

but when a bish opens her mouth it’s like Lmfao, who you ???

she’s really self-conscious and it shows a good 66% of the time, she’s always making sure she’s not catching herself slipping bc girl always has to be Pretty, Perfect, Poised !! 

aka her trying her hardest to Not be like her mom

( but lbr she’s probably more like her mom than she realizes but like Hell will she ever admit or see to that reasoning )

personally she’s 0 to 100 on the hostility scale if you say her name and her mom’s name in the same sentence

she wishes she was the hbic but she’s so much of a try hard that she’s just a Bitch

but like an ogre, jina has layers and at her core i promise she’s as sweet as cotton candy

but lbr she probably reserves that spot for her siblings and like 2.5 others

HC: like the rest of her siblings she’s got divination down to a Pat but girlie hates her mom so she Purposely failed divination class once ( bc thats all her pride would allow her ) as a sign of protest

also some yosul info:

fourth year , cheong ryeong , kwak family legacy ( ew lmfao )

electives: dada, wizarding literature, care of magical creatures

PLOTS

old childhood friends who’ve since became estranged because of familial influence aka among the throng who slapped a “i’m sorry jina, my parents said your mom is icky so i can’t play with you anymore” and yeeted outta there

thick as thieves friends ( bc we all know jina doesn’t have a lot of them ) but pls give this Gross girl a friend who’ll stay w her through thick and thin she’s sick of ppl leaving her

ppl she can actually break down in front of bc she feels stress keeping up w everyone’s expectations of who she is and how her family is and she’s kind of SIck of pretending to be this Perfect Person but she keeps it up bc it’s better than hearing the nasty things about her

self-preservation at its finest

so someone who just breaks it down to her that she doesn’t need to be this person ( while she won’t listen,, u know Effort Counts )

exes? girl has trust issues that’s for sure and that has definitely leaked into her love life making most if not all her rls not work out bc she fears they’re going to leave her or find something about her that they suddenly don’t like so she’s really out here beating them to the punch

ok but an ex who she was so reluctant to break up with but she Did it anyways because she’s hard to please but she’s lowkey still in love with them but she’s too Stubborn to fuckin!! admit!! she !! was !! wrong !!

ok but pls give me someone jina punched bc she was angry and she misplaced her anger onto you by accident !1!! has she apologize d ??? oof we dunno 👀

ok but also someone who fucks around w jina bc they know this complex of hers and just has fun with playing w her heart ( yes Destroy Her !!! )

fwb !! cute fluffy rls ( for the 2.5 ppl who were able to peel her layers ) !! 

people she tutors bc jina w that sparkling gpa doesn’t mind doing God’s work and helping the unfortunate 

omg pls give me pureblood family turmoil aka if your pureblood family hates jina’s mom lMFAO RIP INTO JINA even tho jina would be like dude you don’t like my mom? Lmfao Same! but that would be funny

an extension to the last bullet = ppl who view jina as an extension of her mom and her reputation ( jina would grow to hate you but lbr we think you deserve it a little if you do this )

if you’re on the varisty quidditch team ,,, you’ve probably seen her with her brother junsu checking out the Talent 👀aka You, you’re the talent

insert: you said something and jina just RiPPED into you and to this day you’re like wtf? u crazy fsadjkasda*sfhdsjf

HER FAMILY PLS COME !!11! CONTROL JINA !!1! bitch needs to chill but she can’t find her fucks

tbh we’re down for anything and everything !!1! we’re just Hyped to be here !!!

shit this got long im Sorry fam

[btshodown]

Tag Game

Tagged by: @joonsrack

Tagging: @hadskye @johobi @crystaljins

(You don’t need to do it unless you want to! I just wasn’t sure on who else to tag huehue TT TT)

:: nickname(s): Kinda, not really? Only like 3 people I know call me Lez.

:: bias: President of the big tiddy committee

:: blood type: A+

:: favourite food: Umm...honestly I can't pick just one. Its between sushi, ramen, caldo de res, cueritos, Korean food....

:: birthday: November 15

:: zodiac: Scorpio baebeee I have it as my sun, rising and Pluto, so the angst is strong in this one folks

:: pronouns: She/Her

:: hair length: Medium length, reaches a little below my shoulder blades

:: height: A normal height of 5′2′’ of course

:: a crush: Um, like a real life person whom I know in my daily life? Then no

:: what do you like about yourself: Not gonna lie fam, I sat here for a good while trying to think of something and I couldn’t

:: left or right handed: Righty

:: list of 3 favourite colours: Blue, Black and Purple

:: (right now) eating: Air

:: (right now) drinking: Bean juice with some heavy cream

:: i’m about to: Perform a concert in my bathroom, pull through 

:: listening to: BTS - Black Swan (I really love this song okay, issa BOP)

:: kids: I am kid whatchu mean

:: get married: I actually dream of this okay, like its a legit want of mine

:: recent phone call: It was with my mom like 3 days ago I think. I hate talking on the phone

:: (have u ever) dated someone twice: No? Why would I date someone twice if the first time didn’t work out... 

:: been cheated on: In a matter of speaking, yes

:: kissed someone and regretted it: Lmao Hoh yeah. More like they kissed me, but ye

:: lost someone special: Many someones unfortunately

:: been depressed: BEEN? As in past tense? Lmao Its a current thing love

:: been drunk and thrown up: Only once when I first got drunk at 17

:: had glasses or contacts: My blind ass needs both, but I mainly wear contacts

:: had sex on the first date: Uhhh depends on your definition of that phrase. Not gonna get too deep into that

:: broken someone’s heart: I guess? Idk if its considered breaking their heart when he hardly knew me and confessed his undying love

:: turned someone down: I attract a lot of creepos and guy friends who think my friendship meant more, so ye

:: cried when someone died: Who wouldn’t???? 

:: fallen for a friend: Lmao

:: (in the last year have you) made a new friend: Siiiiiii

:: laughed until u cried: A couple times in my life, but its very hard for people to do that. Mainly its with my bestie who tends to make me snort a lot >:[

:: met someone who changed u: Ye, both good and bad

:: found out who your true friends were: So many times, people can be such two faces. Tis why I have like...2 close friends and my main hoe

:: found out someone was talking about you: Hoooh yeah lmao I tend to have a lot of people who dislike me despite never really talking to them??? Idk shits weird

:: lips or eyes: Lips pls Why do you think I suffer with Joon, Jimin and Jin??

:: hugs or kisses: Depends from who, but besos (kithes)

:: romantic or spontaneous: Por que no los dos?

:: hookup or relationship: Relationship, my Cap Venus and Cancer Moon need it

:: first best friend: Uhh this chick in first grade up until middle school and then I never heard from her again when I moved cities

:: surgery: Never oh wait, does taking out my wisdom teeth count?? Cause they knocked me out and pulled all 4

:: sports i joined: Lmao none, unless you count dance

:: do u believe in yourself: Only when it comes to performance at work

:: miracles: ??? I’ve never experienced a miracle in my life. Unless you count me somehow not killing myself oof

:: love at first sight: Don’t believe in it all. My Scorpio ass takes forever to fall in love and love at first sight doesn’t exist. That’s called lust/infatuation, love takes time boo

:: heaven: Hearing the rain and thunder inside a blanket burrito

:: do u have any pets: My old cow Loui (he’s a dog that has the coloration of a cow)

:: do u want to change your name: Sometimes

:: what did u do for your last birthday: If I remember correctly...I worked and my team bought me Portos and celebrated with the rest of the office staff

:: what time did u wake up today: Its Sunday my dude, so around 9 and then 11 am

:: what were u doing last night at midnight: I was watching Youtube

:: something i can’t wait for: Finding a new job I guess

:: last time u saw your mum: Yesterday when she came back from her trip to Tijuana

:: what is one thing u wish u could change about your life: I can only pick one? Lame, I have too many things I wish I could change

[shurisneakers]

espresso [6]

Summary: In which your best friend’s brother begins to set you up on dates when you mention that you haven’t been in a relationship in years, but things don’t go as expected.

Warning: swearing, near panic attacks, angst (?)

A/N: this is my entry for the exuberant @odinhson‘s writing challenge thank you to @samingtonwilson for beta-ing this for me

here’s my ko-fi if you’d like to support my writing <333

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Becca: binch

Becca: if i don’t get my nourishment i will Wilt and Die

Becca: if i get out of this bed rn i will literally Cry

Becca: pls get me a coffee kind sir,,, i will be gr8ful

You: um

You: i’ll get it later ok lov u

Becca: wtf why

You: im going to meet fucky at the library

You: *bucky

Becca: youre going to meet my brother again?

You: yes he said he was studying there anyway so I could go meet him there

You: why

Becca: nothing it’s just

You: it’s just?

Becca: nvm it’s nothing go see that smelly bitch biscuit

Becca: but get me the drugs when u come back

_____________

The library was fairly populated for seven in the morning. And, though everyone looked like they could use at least a week’s worth of sleep, they trudged on.

Walking through the aisles, you let your fingers run over the spines of every book, relishing in the feel of their old leather under your touch. It didn’t take log before you found Bucky in the classics section, his back leaning against one of the bookshelves as he scanned the ones in front of him.

“Looking for something specific?” you asked quietly, making him snap his head towards you. He gave you a tired smile before reverting to his original state.

“The Catcher in the Rye. I wanted to borrow it again,” he sounded distant, like his mind was preoccupied.

“Again? You’ve read it more than once?”

“Three times,” he answered, eyes lighting up as he reached forward and grabbed an old, worn out book with a tearing paper cover. His fingers dusted it gently before he opened to the last page, his eyes skimming over the words.

“It’s your favourite book?”

 “I wouldn’t say it’s my favourite book, to be honest.” He flipped it, examining the cover from back to front. “Just the most memorable one. It sorta stuck with me throughout.”

“Why?” you asked curiously, watching as he flipped through the pages, seemingly searching for something within the lines.

“Don’t ask, it’s just gonna come off as pretentious as shit,” he chuckled, shking his head bemusedly, but you could detect a hint of something else behind his words. Bucky loved writing. He loved words. This book obviously meant a lot to him.

“I don’t know who hurt you Bucky Barnes, but I’d sure as fuck want to know why you love that book so much.” You heard a hush on the other side of the bookshelf, making you peep through the shelves only to catch the disapproving glare of the librarian who apparently caught you using unparliamentarily language.

“No one’s hurt me, it’s just-“ he paused to scratch the back of his neck awkwardly, letting his hand linger there. “I didn’t think anybody would care.”

“Oh.” You nudged his foot with yours, making him look at you in surprise. “Well, I care, so go ahead.”

He eyes never left yours and you could see a faint blush spread across his cheeks. Cute ass motherfucker.

Wait-

“Um, I guess it’s kinda because– the thing is– see, I–“ his mouth was moving at a speed much swifter than his brain, you could see it. It was like he had so much to say, almost too much. You gave him an encouraging smile as he took a deep breath to calm himself down before beginning again.

“I’ve read it three times. Every single time it means something different to me, you know? It’s like the words are familiar but everything’s changed,” he tried to convey what he was thinking, but it was clearly something hard to talk about because Bucky rarely ever ran out of words.

“‘Don’t ever tell anyone anything, if you do you start missing everybody.’,” he recited from memory finally showing you the page he stopped on. You shuffled closer to him, leaning on his shoulder to get a better look at the book in his hand. “It’s really hard for me to let others in. Everything becomes too intimate and when they decide to pack up and leave because they can’t handle my shit, it just—it hurts. It’s one of my favorite quotes.”

“It’s beautiful,” you said softly, as he looked at you for a few seconds in silence, not making an attempt to say anything.

“Right, so-“ he cleared his throat, pulling away to put the book back where it belonged. “His name’s Loki. He’s slightly difficult at first, but all he needs is just a little love and attention and he’s good to go.”

“Are we talking about a succulent or a person?” You remained where you were, feeling strangely lightheaded. Bucky glanced at the big clock overhead before returning to you.

“You’ll see.” He winked, shifting from one foot to another. “Now go! I have an hour to spend with calculus and you are going to be late for your first class.”

“You got a shift at the coffee shop today? I could come see you after,” you asked, facing him while walking backwards, your feet moving automatically.

“Not tonight, fam. I’m busy,” he said, looking down just for a second.

“Whatcha up to, barista boy? You got a hot date?” you teased him lightly, shoving your fists into your pockets, delaying your exit.

“I do, actually,” he fired back, making you freeze in your tracks.

“You’re going on a date?” you asked incredulously, your eyebrows shooting up in surprise.

“Yeah. Met an old friend of mine last week and we’re going out tonight.” He shrugged, giving you a half smile.

“Oh shits.” Well, that was new. It had been ages since Bucky had gone out with someone. “Use protection, ya nasty. Don’t want any mini versions of you running around.”

“Yeah, totally. We’re gonna go grab something to eat and fuck behind the church in my pickup truck.” He rolled his eyes, laughing to himself as you snorted.

“You’ve always been a huge part of the Jesus fandom,” you called out, grimacing when you heard the librarian hiss a ‘Quiet!’ at you again.

“Have fun, James. I’ll catch you later.” You shoved your hands further into your pockets, turning around and jogging out before he could get another word in.

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You didn’t expect the goth version of Sabrina the Teenage Witch at the entrance of your building that evening, sporting a look of disdain with a hint of boredom, gracefully covered up with a smile. He was dressed to the nines in all black, which matched his dark hair and starkly contrasted his fair, almost too pale skin.

“You’re Y/N, I presume?” you could hear the remnants of an accent that wasn’t common to your area. He sounded tired but it looked like he was making an effort, so you weren’t completely put off.

You nodded, giving him a small smile. “Loki, right?”

“That’s me. Did James tell you where we’re going tonight?”

“Bucky doesn’t take the effort to tell me anything useful, so I’m pretty uninformed.” You followed him as he walked towards the gate of the compound, his fingers toying with the hem of his sweatshirt.

“That’s weird because I swear he asked me for everything ranging from my birth certificate to my social security number. He wouldn’t even give me your dorm address without it,” he said drily, his smile actually making him look really nice.

“Oh, wow.”

“Yeah, so there’s that carnival or a fair or something that’s come up. I figured we could go check it out.” He gestured to his car.

“Sounds fun.” You offered him a helpful smile, accepting his invitation without much hesitation. Maybe a distraction was exactly what you needed.

_____________

The whole fair was illuminated with lights from the different stalls and you could smell the calories in the air as kids ran around with cotton candy and popcorn and funnel cakes. The ratting of the roller coaster tracks and peals of laughter subconsciously made your heart lift and a grin settled on your face.

“What do you want to do first?” you asked loudly, trying to speak over the crowd.

“I don’t know. It’s so noisy. I wish everyone would just shut up.” He scrunched up his nose in disdain, leaving you to stare at him.

“How about grabbing something to eat first? I’m starving,” you suggested, earning a nod from him as you both made your way down to where most of the food stalls were.

Churros, funnel cake, caramel apples, popcorn and just about everything deep fried was put on display and it smelled pretty fucking great.

“D’you want to try out the hypertension or diabetes on a stick?” you laughed, eyeing everything separately.

“Uh—“ he paused, flinching. “I think I’m good.”

“Not even cotton candy?”

“Definitely not.” He shook his head, eyebrows crinkled in disgust.

“Well, okay, man.” You shrugged, not letting his preferences stop you from going ahead and buying the first thing that caught your eye and had your mouth watering.

He followed you silently through the entire process, only passing an occasional comment on how greasy it was or how unhealthy it was. You took it as a personal challenge to count how many times he nearly gagged.

“Rides or stalls?” You could already predict the kind of night you were in for and at this point you were too tired to not have fun with it.

“Rides, I suppose. We’re too old for the stalls.” He clicked his tongue, putting his hands into the pockets of his skinny jeans, staring disapprovingly at you.

“Oh, you are so right. Papa forbade me from playing games lest I fall victim to pride and immaturity. So pleased that throwing balls into holes is age restricted.” You threw some more popcorn into your mouth, feeling his stare burn into your face as you looked at him without any emotion.

“Didn’t you grow out of them after you turned, I don’t know, fifteen? How old are you?”

“You’re absolutely correct. We should hit the rides soon. I may not last fifteen minutes more. I’m practically decomposing as we speak.” You grinned at him making your way to the roller coaster, leaving him to match your pace.

“Roller coasters?” He called after you, rushing to catch up.

“Yes. Do you not like them?”

If this somehow greasier Tommy Wiseau said anything worse, you swore you literally would tear-

“I just think they’re too jumpy. And erratic. And noisy.”

You spun around wildly to face him, mouth dropping open. “What exactly did you expect from a fair, Lucky?”

“Loki.”

“Gesundheit. Have you ever been to a fair before or-“

You were just about to launch into a large rant when someone’s grip on your shoulder cut you off.

“Mario? What are you doing here?” The all-too-familiar voice made you instantly calm down as your best friend’s brother, your lord and savior, stepped near one of the most annoying people you could have met.

Which would be met with a more enthusiastic response had it not been for the presence of a girl with the most curly red hair accompanying him. She had her arm around his waist whilst his was secured around her shoulders and you immediately felt your words die down in your throat.

“Ah, James. We were just on our date.” He narrowed his eyes at you and you rolled yours at him, crossing your arms over your chest.

“Hey, man. I thought you were taking her to that restaurant down the road?” he questioned as the girl with him sent you a smile. Of course she’d have dimples.

“Thor told me this would better fit her,” Loki replied wearily.

“Wait a minute- you know Thor?”

“Know him?” Loki scoffed. “He’s my brother.”

“What the fuck are you talking about?”

“Given, we’re adopted siblings but I have to put up with his nonsense regardless.”

“Oh my fucking God, you’re the bitchy drama goth brother Thor talks about.”

“Bitchy drama goth— you’re lucky you got set up with me and not our sister.”

“I guess this date went super well?” Bucky piped up before you both clawed each other’s throats out.

“Simply wonderful.”

“Great.” He smiled awkwardly, before seemingly remembering who he had with him. “Oh shits, yeah—this is Dolores. Dot. Doll. I don’t know-“

“Dot is fine.” She smiled again, extending her hand in a shake. She had a flower tucked into her ear, matching the colour of her long skirt. Of course she did.

���This is Y/N, my sister’s best friend and that’s Loki,” Bucky introduced live-action Merida to you, as she gracefully replied with a small nod.

“You guys done?” Dot asked, switching her gaze between Loki and you.

“Yup, just finished. Loki was about to drop me off at my place. How about you?” You ignored your date altogether, instead focusing on how relaxed Bucky looked, none of his usual creases to be seen on his face. You liked it.

“I think we’ll hang around for a bit more. What do you say?” She looked up at him and Bucky nodded, a soft smile taking over his face.

“Sounds good to me. Text me when you get home, okay?” he reminded you, suddenly meeting your gaze. Your eyebrows furrowed at the intensity with which he was looking at you, but you gave him a thumbs up, agreeing.

“See ya tomorrow, Mario. Get home safe, please?” He waved one more time, as did Dolores, before they both made their way into the crowd, but not before Bucky threw you one more glance over his shoulder.

“Are you this hostile with every person your friends date or only James?” Loki sniggered from besides you, earning a sharp glare.

“One more word from you Severus and I will buy the oiliest piece of funnel cake and shove it down your throat.

But his words didn’t go over your head. You knew exactly what he was talking about and apparently it was so glaringly obvious that even others could see it.

Yikes.

Part 7

[allthingstaekook]

Duuude… that vid OMFG! Kudos that you made it to the first 20 minutes. I literally had to pause and got f*ing teary eyed at 7.21 when JK bumped his hand to Tae’s acknowledging Tae’s silent ILY. Jesus, these poor boys. Talk about love that dare not speak its name :’( Btw, I’m so new to this fandom. Not even sure if I’m worthy of the ARMY name yet. But I’ve been in many other fandoms where fans bend reality, time and space continuum to suit their OTPs, LOL ;P (1/5)

(2/5) But THIS, Tae & JK, are the total opposite. I feel those who claimed that there’s nothing between them are the ones who for the sake of their own OTP agenda choose to be willfully blind, willfully ignoring Taekook’s facts. Speaking of which, I can’t believe how nasty some fans of the other ship can be. Like I said, I’m a newbie so I’m still at the stage of browsing around trying to find fun BTS blogs to follow. The other day I stumbled upon a pro JK/other member (not Tae, obvi) blog. (3/5) I always go by ship and let it be shipped, so it was sickening to see a blog getting so aggressive and defensive of their bias and putting down Tae to prop their own ship up. Especially when Tae himself is such a classy human being who preached about loving all 7 of them. LOL, dude is like Bangtan’s Aquaman, Uniting the 7 Seas. Go AquaTae :D But yeah, I got so, SO much feels for Tae & JK. Especially considering JK’s personality. (4/5) JK’s not emotionally constipated by all means. But he’s also not an extroverted PDA ball of fluff either. I think it speaks A LOT of his relationship with Tae for him to show that level of physical comfort and affection, and sometimes even actually vocalized certain things irt it i.e. the Bo Gum thing, the “just friend?” (when Tae introduced him as one) “just look at me” (about Tae’s acrophobia) etc. Also reaction from other members, RM’s “TH, you can kiss him now”, is F’king CLASSIC!!(5/5) Ooh, and Jimin’s “Kim Taehyung?” (irt to JK’s cause of happiness) I don’t have YTube account and frankly YTube’s comment section gives me hives. But I second the sentiment of hopefully author of that vid will continue with 2nd part, and that they deserves showers of love from Taekook-ers. In conclusion, sorry for this long ass ask. Love your blog, was one of the first few BTS blogs that I follow. xxx

OKAY THIS WAS SO NICE TO READ THANK U FOR TAKING TIME TO RESPOND AND SORRY IT TOOK ME 10 YEARS TO REPLY ZMHZKS

ok so 1) AGREED the ily hand sign is literally what made me come and post about the analysis on tumblr because WHAT WHAT WHAT I was shaken to the CORE but it was so beautiful and I was just :((((( I love them sm that video had so many moments where I was like :o bih did they just-

 2) If u like bts' music and support the boys you're definitely worthy of being called an army it doesn't really matter when you got into them as long as u support them you're a part of the fam plus from what I've read in your asks you know A lot about bts already so u can def call yourself an army sis🤩🤙

3)Again heavily agree with them being polar opposites but I think that's why they work??like despite their personalities being opposite they kinda balance each other out and they're the youngest members so I feel like they kinda bond over that fact too lmaooo. their friendship makes me low-key emo cause I want what they have :( like tae is an extrovert while kook is an introvert,  tae LOVES interacting with people which we see by his gazillion industry friends but he'll always pick kook over them cause they have kinda like a puppy/owner kinda relationship???IDK IF THATS A WEIRD COMPARISON like tae helped kook come out of his shell and kinda stuck with him till he was comfortable with all the members so I feel like tae feels like he has to love and cherish kook with cuddles and kisses and I feel like kook makes sure that tae is never sad/ hurt and that no harm comes to him whether it be physically or mentally which we see A LOT but um yeah I can say alot about this but I'm gonna stop here cause ,,,

4) I think most shippers are pretty calm ?? but there are always bad apples I guess and u might've been unlucky to stumble across one of the crazies. Like I don't really mind people shipping whoever cause I'm literally an ot7 stan I ship everyone with everyone BUT when a shipper starts to make it personal and starts attacking a member just because of their ship THATS when I get mad. like really mad. but yeah I usually block & report accounts that spread hate against members cause thanks stanky behaviour 😤✌ also YES Aquatae rise I love that analogy 🤩

5) I think people don't give the Namjoon: "taehyung kiss him" moment enough credit like out of everyone he calls out tae when he wasn't even in the SHOT and then jungkook being all fidgety like a little NERD I love him omg :( but yeah Jungkook is a LOT more active when it comes to his relationship with taehyung (except that one year we went through the worst taekook drought that was not a fun time :() but I'm guessing that's mainly because like he said himself Taehyung was the one who helped him come out of his shell and literally STRIP in front of him lmaooo so I guess it makes sense his PDA levels skyrocket with Tae I think they're just at that stage where they're comfortable with their relationship and who they are as individuals so they don't care as much when people go crazy about their moments. Plus Taehyung LITERALLY cannot keep his hands off jungkook it's becoming concerning it's like whenever he sees jungkook his brain literally screams TOUCH HIM. every.time.

anyways to conclude this long ask omg PLS I love getting long asks of people analysing taekook it makes my heart beat uwu💦 and I'm afraid the video ended up being taken down or privated to idk if she'll make another video :( but I agree she deserves all the taekookers love she went IN on that video 😍

anyways thank you for liking my blog it means a LOT to me ily please come back and talk to me more 💜🧡💛💚💙💗💖💕💓❤💞💝

[elnorasims]

simself tag

i was tagged by the amazing @surreysimmer and @dawsim thank u lovelies :3

im not sure who has done it and i think im kinda late on the bandwagon so if you want to do it feel free to say i tagged you xo

traits: foodie, goofball, lazy [and i included my doggo bc he is my son]

You have to make a simself and put whatever you wish there, traits, anything about you.  After the keep reading thingy are +100 questions I found that you can answer if you want, but you don’t have to. i’ll put it below :]

What is your full name? abbiegaile

What is your nickname? abbie, ab, abz, fannyanne [lol dont ask pls] and my last name

Birthday? december 28th binch it’s comin soon

What is your favorite book series? oof idk maybe lord of the rings and tmi

Do you believe in aliens or ghosts? maybe im too skeptical 

Who is your favorite author? idk oops

What is your favorite radio station? um idk maybe capital fm or smooth radio

What is your favorite flavor of anything? coffee yum

What word would you use often to describe something great or wonderful? cool, amazing, ‘wow’ (also its bugging me that this font size is bigger idk how to fix it im not that tech savvy)

What is your current favorite song? i honestly couldnt choose

What is your favorite word? lol idk maybe like pipette or something

What was the last song you listened to? gold dust

What TV show would you recommend for everybody to watch? oof i have a lot - big mouth, south park, game of thrones and outlander

What is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down? i love me some rom-coms like idk maybe 10 things i hate about you

Do you play video games? yup - maybe a little too much

What is your biggest fear? the unknown (so pretty much everything lol)

What is your best quality, in your opinion? idk maybe that im approachable?

What is your worst quality, in your opinion? i over-analyse situations a lot

Do you like cats or dogs better? dogs 100 percent

What is your favorite season? either autumn or winter

Are you in a relationship? yes <3

What is something you miss from your childhood? lol this is dark and deep but not having to worry about things like i do now

Who is your best friend? my boyfriend

What is your eye color? blue

What is your hair color? it’s technically blonde n im naturally blonde but it’s gotten dark over the years so my roots are brown but i have blonde highlights and this was a complicated answer to such a simple question wow

Who is someone you love?  my family, my dog n my boyfriend

Who is someone you trust? my boyfriend

Who is someone you think about often? um

Are you currently excited about/for something? christmas tbh

What is your biggest obsession? i have way too many obsessions i look at something for more than 5 seconds and im obsessed its unhealthy

What was your favorite TV show as a child? bear in the big blue house as a little kid shout out to that fkin og show

Who of the opposite gender can you tell anything to, if anyone? boyfriend lol

Are you superstitious? boy do i 

Do you have any unusual phobias? i guess i have a phobia of bellybuttons lol

Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? behind definitely

What is your favorite hobby? reading

What was the last book you read? the help by kathryn stockett

What was the last movie you watched? um idek i havent watched one in so long

What musical instruments do you play, if any? lol i wish

What is your favorite animal? polar bears

What are your top 5 favorite Tumblr blogs that you follow? i can’t choose just 5 its impossible

What superpower do you wish you had? teleportation

When and where do you feel most at peace? in my room lying down in bed reading

What makes you smile? a lot of things 

What sports do you play, if any? lol no

What is your favorite drink? caramel frappe from mcdonalds yum

When was the last time you wrote a hand-written letter or note to somebody? hm idk maybe a card if that counts for my sister

Are you afraid of heights? nah

What is your biggest pet peeve? when ppl scratch the carpet with their nails lol

Have you ever been to a concert? yes

Are you vegan/vegetarian? no

When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? a singer

What fictional world would you like to live in? id love to live anywhere in middle-earth but most likely the shire *_*

What is something you worry about? everything

Are you scared of the dark? no

Do you like to sing? yh

Have you ever skipped school? yeah...too much

What is your favorite place on the planet? my room or tokyo

Where would you like to live? somewhere peaceful

Do you have any pets? a dog called brandy

Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? a night owl def

Do you like sunrises or sunsets better? sunsets

Do you know how to drive? no

Do you prefer earbuds or headphones? earbuds r more comfortable but i prefer headphones

Have you ever had braces? no

What is your favorite genre of music? indie chill

Who is your hero? my mom

Do you read comic books? rarely

What makes you the most angry? horrible people

Do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book? real book

What is your favorite subject in school? psychology

Do you have any siblings? an older bro n an older sis

What was the last thing you bought? mcdonalds lmfao

How tall are you? 5′8

Can you cook? no

What are three things that you love? my fam/dog/boyfriend, cuddling up in a warm blanket on a cold night and peace

What are three things that you hate? horrible people, my anxiety and um idk

Do you have more female friends or more male friends? idk i think equal

What is your sexual orientation? i dont rlly like putting labels onto things

Where do you currently live? england

Who was the last person you texted? friend

When was the last time you cried? yesterday

Who is your favorite YouTuber? david dobrik, pewdiepie, um i also have a fkin love for like study youtubers 

Do you like to take selfies? nah

What is your favorite app? idk lol i dont rlly have one

What is your relationship with your parent(s) like? ..

What is your favorite foreign accent? australian most likely

What is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit? tokyo

What is your favorite number? 2

Can you juggle? no

Are you religious? nope

Do you find outer space or the deep ocean to be more interesting? space but they both scare the shit out of me

Do you consider yourself to be a daredevil? no way

Are you allergic to anything? no

Can you curl your tongue? yes

Can you wiggle your ears? no

How often do you admit that you were wrong about something? if im wrong i admit it 

Do you prefer the forest or the beach? forest

What is your favorite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you? to just ‘do more of what makes you happy’ and that it’s ok to feel bad emotions it’s just important to control them

Are you a good liar? nah

What is your Hogwarts House? hufflepuff

Do you talk to yourself? yeah

Are you an introvert or an extrovert? introvert

Do you keep a journal/diary? i do if my anxiety is hella strong i like to let it all out

Do you believe in second chances? depends on context

If you found a wallet full of money on the ground, what would you do? probs hand it in

Do you believe that people are capable of change? depends on context

Are you ticklish? a little

Have you ever been on a plane? no

Do you have any piercings? ears

What fictional character do you wish was real? hmm idk maybe jamie fraser from outlander

Do you have any tattoos? no

What is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far? to stop caring about what other ppl think of me

Do you believe in karma? sort of

Do you wear glasses or contacts? i should bc im short sighted but i cba

Do you want children? yes but not until im a lot older

Who is the smartest person you know? my boyfriend

What is your most embarrassing memory? um

Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? yes

What color are most of you clothes? black

Do you like adventures? yes if im not being lazy lol

Have you ever been on TV? dont think i have

How old are you? 18 

What is your favorite quote? dont have one im boring

Do you prefer sweet or savory foods? savory