#uhtred said gay rights

[mirandahamilton]

Aethelstan, hump who you wish. But do not fall under the influence of those who seek power- 

Who makes such vicious claim against me?

[persephones-journey]

Seven Kings Must Die Thoughts…

Wait, Finan narrating was an option this whole time?! … Unfair

Irish king?…. It’s too much to hope that he’s related to Finan isn’t it?

Edward died off screen… damn didn’t even get the main character death lol

Oh no, Uhtred swore an oath…. (Cue ominous music)

OSBERT!!!!

Wait… he and Uhtred getting along?… Finan, you’re revising the story aren’t you?…

Athelstan grew into his faith?… no, where’s my little bastard boy?

Athelstan, your boy toy is cute but not worth it… and I’ve only just met him lol

Uhtred… that hand thing, yeah I find that very sexy…

The three of them seize Aegelesburg?…. Some things never change

Finan is finally getting the sleep he was deprived of in season 3 lol

So… two brothers fighting… not the two I thought but I’ll take it…

ATHELSTAN?! WTF?! …. Uhtred, that is your influence…

Wait… Uhtred lost his sword to some punks?… I don’t like it…

15 minutes in and we are 2 kings down…

Lord what now?… I’m calling him Lord Boy Toy.

Am I mourning the loss of the bastard boy in season 4 and 5? Yes.

Nice to see that Athelstan inherited Alfred and Edward’s tendency to put his dick in the wrong place…

Uhtred, sword of Uhtred… Finan, my love, I miss you already 😭

Osbert and Edmund being friends?… but… I wanted Osbert and Athelstan to be friends…

I should not be laughing at Athelstan and Lord Boy Toy praying away their sin of lovemaking but… I am lol

Ingrith dropping truth… the women Uhtred love die…

Also… where is Sihtric’s family? And doesn’t Finan have kids?…

Pyrlig?! Please live…

Athelstan is destroying stones that stood for generations?! Nah, I can’t get behind that…

‘Hump who you wish’ aww Uhtred said gay rights

Lord Boy Toy, I am going to enjoy watching Uhtred kill you…

Uhtred an enemy of God?… I mean, he was baptized 3 times and it never took so… perhaps lol

Osbert, baby boy no…

Athelstan, ho, don’t do it… don’t… fuck….

Lord Boy Toy… you thought you were smarter than Uhtred? (Laughing hysterically) there is finally someone prettier than Uhtred with the same amount of braincells lol

Wait.. they are only counting the Dane/Other kings not the Wessex ones?! That means that technically 9 kings die!… damn

Seriously?!… Although Finan tied up… sorry, my mind in the gutter

I’m sorry… we spent 5 seasons watching Uhtred try and get his castle back and now… well, damn, this sucks

Uhtred exiled?!… I hate it here…

The chicken jacket!!!

They want Uhtred to kill Athelstan?!… how does Uhtred always find himself in these situations…

LORD BOY TOY!!!!! I KNEW IT!

Uhtred choking out Alfred’s grandson… unsurprising really

Athelstan hitting Uhtred… okay, yeah, I too wanted to punch Uhtred as well

Nice to see that Uhtred and his pretty boys can still travel through space and time lol

No no no no no no… not Ingrith… please… not Finan’s wife….

WHY IS IT ALWAYS FINAN?!

…. I hate it here….

Osbert looking out for Edmund… like father, like son protecting the heir to the throne…

What is it about Uhtred that widowed wives of kings seek him out and befriend him… it’s gotta be the blue eyes…

Athelstan: Leave Uhtred, save yourself. Uhtred: 😳

Shocking how Uhtred completely disregards Athelstan’s wishes… Alfred is laughing in heaven with Edward…

Fought in many battles?!… like every single one of them lol

Oh no… the last shield wall… why am I getting emotional about it?!

Uhtred said areslings… (sobbing)

A sound mind?… Uhtred has never had that…

Osbert for the win?!

Lord Boy Toy needs to die

Wait… Is Uhtred actually gravely injured?!… I don’t… that has never happened before… I am tearing up…

Again, I need Finan/Mark to narrate everything ever from now on…

I knew Lord Boy Toy was going to die… he was too pretty

Of course Uhtred even dies in a dramatic fashion lol

Uhtred got Athelstan to swear an oath to him… I’m crying again

THE LAST 'DESTINY IS ALL'

Brida… Earl Ragnar… Clapa…

I’m not okay

Modern day Bebbanburg…

So… I’m going to need a day to recover from that… but yeah…

It’s over.

I want it back already.

[bigpeepee]

UHTRED SAID GAY RIGHTS 💖🥰

[dirtytransmasc]

The Last Kingdom proves that media is capable of creating beautiful cis/het relationships that are healthy and worth investing in. certain straight people like to say queer people are “weird” (an much worse) for making “all their shows” gay, and then giving the worst examples of “healthy straight relationships” you have ever seen. like they will be the most toxic, bland, and unnecassery ships ever and even more so when compared to the queer fanon ships in the fandom. 

TLK just did it right, I was never mad to see a couple because they either had chemistry, or them not having chemistry was on purpose for the story. I have said this time and time again, but TLK actively condemns unhealthy tropes and making sure to have the “healthy equivalent” (heavily simplified explanation that I might go back to later in another post) being center stage. 

like Gisela and Uhtred? I just wanted them to be happy, I wanted them to be free of Alfred and happy with their kids out in the country living and practicing their best pagan lives. Sihtric and Ealhswith? we barely see them together, but the joy on his face when he’s with her (especially when he went to bring her flowers, he was so whipped, and the smile on his face could warm Niflheim), and the love they clearly share for not only each other but for their kids (cause he’s doing something right, he’s got at least 6 or 7). Finan and Ingrid? again, we don’t see much, but they clearly make each other happy, especially after Finan has lost one family before, she helps him flourish. Uhtred and Aethelflaed? heartbroken, never felt more pain in my life, the constant ebb and flow, yearn and denial, it was monumental. Stiorra and Sigtryggr? I have never seen two people be more in love in my life, they were young and happy, she was his queen and he worshiped her, and they deserved all the time in the world. Even Alfred and Aelswith, while they weren’t my favorite people and their love was clealry and stated to be strained, I really felt like those last few years they were truly bound by love, and it was beautiful.  

even the non canon ships, Finan and Eadith or Osferth and Eadith (I can’t really think of any others) had standing. even when ships canon or not weren’t my cup of tea I was never bored or put off, because it felt real. 

And all the while, platonic relationships, specifically male relationships, were never forced to suffer. platonic relationships were actually put first time and time again. 

media industry, do better!

[weaverhawk]

was anyone gonna tell me that book Uhtred said gay rights or was I supposed to find out by reading the damn books myself

[lannisterdaddyissues]

as a dane it is only natural he would say gay rights

was anyone gonna tell me that book Uhtred said gay rights or was I supposed to find out by reading the damn books myself