#uhhhhh…ya like jazz?

[mysticcomfort]

Welp

[sunnyhikik0]

UHHHHH

Ya like jazz?

Not really.

It's not my favorite, but I think it's a good genre.

[cloudstongue]

oh.

uhhhhh…

ya like jazz…?

no im kidding. back to ace. are you sure hes okay? hes acting…different? but, the same simultaneously??? like its expected? but also….huh!??

Ace wouldn't stop talking about being a RIZZLORD and how Rizzy his his. what does this all mean!!

[illmamnim]

...

[makes a Dream smp / Danny Phantom au]

[perelka-l]

rules: tag 9 people with excellent taste  no

tagged by @sazandorable ye they have a good taste 

color(s) i’m currently wearing: light gray, dark grey, black 

last band t-shirt i bought: I don’t own band shirts

last band i saw live: Gary Numan and Skalpel and I loved both of them so much, Skalpel did amazing show so different from their usual jazz-infused stuff with music going in all different directions and I genuinely wish I could relisten to all that and Gary Numan was crazy awesome and I danced and screamed a lot with his music vibrating in my bones and it was amazing 

last song i listened to: “Break In” by Skalpel, actually. Hello everyone. I would like to take you on an imaginary trip.... Part after 2:50 is especially nice....

lipstick or chapstick: chapstick but that only when I’m super cold

last movie i watched: Blade Runner, final cut. 

last 3 tv shows i watched: uhhhhh???? It was super long since I watched any shows, I mostly watch movies nowadays... Sorry, no.

last 3 characters i identified with: ??????????????? I’m gonna use this moment and say I never in my life identified with any characters?? like, ever??? they live so far far outside my life, sometimes i can relate to certain situations or aspects but characters? Nope. Not even my OCs, which are commonly said to be people’s reflections but..... no??? That never happened. OC or not.

book i’m currently reading: Trying to finish “In Search of the Immortals” by Howard Reid which is a really cool book about mummies across the world history (Scythian mummies! Egyptian mummies! Takla Makan mummies! South American mummies... yeah didn’t finish that part yet...) and also frankly I am a bit busy nowadays sorting through all AO3 fanfics I downloaded once upon a time and I’m slowly moving them around my ebook reader and Calibre... There is a lot of them, welp. Trying to finish “The Lost Empire of Atlantis” by Gavin Menzies which.... is not the worst book I ever encountered about this subject.  “The End of Atlantis” by J.V. Luce is much better. “The Lost Empire...” reads too much like yet another conspiracy theory books while Luce had everything scienced up....

no tags bc I am falling alseep on keyboard and since when I am tagging anyway but feel free to be tagged if ya want 

[hannahdearr]

Kpop Stan Ice Breaker Challenge

Tagged by: the very lovely @jajajaebum (your tags give me life, yES haha thank you)

Ultimate Bias?

I never thought I had one but who am I kidding it’s none other than the coconut boy himself, the same muscle pig & sweet bunny, simultaneously meme king AND living meme, Golden Maknae™ who fears no one not even his hYUNGS, this punk – Jeon Jeong-guk, a.k.a. JUNGKOOK of BTS, yes

ALSOOOO, that one L.A. boi who can  f l y  and always starts giggling so hard that he falls to the floor / clutches his stomach all the time & the “quiet” hyung, a.k.a. Mark Tuan of GOT7, heeeeheeeheheehe

Ultimate Bias Wrecker?

if we’re talking BTS, Kim living meme & Gucci prince Taehyung

if we’re talking GOT7, Park Jinyoung  honestly they’re all wreckers lmao 

(I know these say ultimate but square up & fight me (ง •̀_•́)ง I love GOTBang equally hA #multifandomstruggles)

Favorite Kpop song?

wow ok this question is like super hard but uhhhhh,

“Just Right” - GOT7 

“Attack on Bangtan/The Rise of Bangtan” - BTS

First Kpop Song?

It was probs either “Wedding Dress” by Taeyang or “Nobody” by Wonder Girls LOL 

Favourite Kpop Album/Single?

hoo boy asking all the hard questions now are we? literally too many faves even out of the bias groups omg I’m just gonna choose one album and one single from both of my fave groups teehee 

BTS: You Never Walk Alone bc it’s like Wings but with mORE lmao & the solo tracks really do me in omg + “MIC Drop” 

GOT7: 7 for 7 bc my bbys worked so hard and each song is a BOP BOP BOP and deserve all the LOVIN’ + “Follow Me” 

Favourite Kpop Ship?

I don’t really ship ship members but like, my super fave brotp is for sure TaeKook HAHAHHAHA 

Hard Stan or Soft Stan?

what does this even mean for sure more of a soft stan LOL despite wanting to fight Jungkook too sometimes, y’know

Favourite Kpop company?

considering I mostly stan GOT7, BTS, and a bit of Day6 as of right now & initially started with BigBang…….I absolutely can’t tell which company I like more haha but I will say I’m def disappointed with how JYP has handled GOT7, especially with their recent comeback ):

Backstory of how you got into Kpop

wow ok I actually kinda stopped listening to / staying up to date with the Kpop world for a few years so this’ll be two parts-ish! 

***shoved all under the cut bc bOI do I babble, woooops ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ***

I can’t tell which came first but I definitely remember jamming to Taeyang’s  “Wedding Dress” around elementary / junior high (LMAO it was the thing ok, I was part of that Filipino Swag Squad™ and we were all about them YouTube covers and ukuleles and yEAH) & then also having all our family really getting in to Wonder Girls’ “Nobody” since my cousin danced to it for one of her 18th birthday performances LOL

& then I left all that for a while.. honestly wtf was I thinking–what was I doinnnn’

…and them bAM, someone played some BTS songs on one of the Discord servers I’m in and I heard “Not Today” right??? aaaand I was like, wow, I bet the choreo goes  h a r d  on this SO NATURALLY I went to go check them out on YouTube and I was shook lemme tell you–I was Jungshook™ and amazed hahaha so I checked out more MVs + them lovely compilation videos and BOIIII, I was swooning for the damn maknae already. Granted, I vaguely remember everyone getting hyped af my senior year of high school about BTS and their new album (it was Young Forever heh) and like yeah, I listened to the sample of Fire and Dope & I was like ooh ok yeah they’re cool but never really got IN in to them y’know? Yeah. So after that fiasco, I found out my best friend also got into Kpop like just 3 weeks before and wow not surprised bc both of us always somehow get into the same interests HAHA (he also introduced me to Blackpink lmao now THAT surprised me) okokay yeah anyways, I remembered @tori-kai being into Kpop and all that jazz before so I asked her for some more recommendations bc she for sure told me like 3 groups her and my other friend apparently stan real hard and  G U E S S  W H O  the top, first group was? None other than Talent7, Visual7, Dab7, Savage7, GotMeBrokeAF7, GOT7 HAHAHHAHAA so she recommended me all these GOT7ing and TYDN videos & yup, you bet Jinyoung’s peach ass I was hooked 

Fast forward to today & as y’all can clearly see, I scream over my multifandom faves in the tags anD HO BUDDY, I’ve finally attended my first ever concert bc of @tori-kai I’m like TT-TT she bought me and our other friend tickets to Day6′s Live & Meet in North America tour for their LA meet and ugh yas bless u girl lov u 7vr ♡♡♡

Tagging: @tori-kai (aGAIN) specifically bc wynaut & whoever else of my followers feel like doin this wooooo~

[seerofmike]

tag thing

Rules: 1. Post the rules 2. Answer the questions given to you by the tagger 3. Write 11 questions of your own 4. And tag 11 people 

thanks lenin for tagging me

 ya like jazz???

no i only like quality music

would you rather have your fingers turn into thousands of tiny rats or have your left leg turned into one gigantic rat that says “yee” really loudly with every step you take?

i’d have my hands be tiny rats and then i’d recreate ratatouille in a mcdonald’s, only if they see a rat i won’t get called out on because that’s normal for mcdonald’s

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT??!??

turn down for the children

if you had to eat a rock, how would you go about doing so?

smash rock in any way possible. place rock in water. wait many years for it to erode. drink mineral water when it is done what’s your favorite idea?(mine is being creative)

how do you get the idea?

youre a prosecuting attorney who will lose their job unless they receive a conviction on their next court case, and you’ve just gotten a confession from a criminal but u forgot to read them their miranda rights, thus rendering their confession null, so do u forge their signature on a document stating that they’ve been read their miranda rights or do you allow the court to disregard the confession and lose your job?

I AM A MAN OF THE LAW AND IF I MUST ALLOW THE COURT TO DISREGARD THE CONFESSION I WILL, OR I MIGHT LOSE MY JOB AS A RESPECTABLE LAWYER.

how many big-ass knives do u wanna shove up the festering anus of capitalism?

21

is THAT a WEED!????

yes. it is the weed i harvested from your ass with my own bare hands

check yourself or wreck yourself (or shrek yourself)?

ogres have layers

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if she sells seashells down by the pickled pack of peppers if the speed of acceleration is 9.8 m/s/s and the circumference of the triaguloid is 4 degrees centigrade by 93 inches longitude?

ur mum

on a scale of yes to hell yes how much do u agree that lenin can eat the booty like groceries? mike would like to disregard this final question as to not provide lenin with a yes or hell yes answer because the answer is obviously that lenin can’t eat any booty because lenin is a small tiny midget who cannot reach the booty

alright i guess i’ll make 11 questions

1. does jumin han is gay ? 2. what’s the juiciest hentai you’ve ever seen? 3. can u shove a whole bag of jellybeans up ur ass? 4. can u name 4 people who u think would have sex with u? 5. u have to choose between eliminating all species of dog or all species of cat. which? 6. press the jesus button? 7. who is best girl? 8. create discourse. i dont care how just do it. its not even a question just fucking do it 9. are u a filthy sinner? 10. if you could have the opposite of a hero’s power, what would it be? (ex. aquaman, you’d have fire powers or smth.) 11. your name is jonjon mandingo. you have become rich through selling flimsy but delicious corndogs in boxes on several thousand vending machines spread across america, sweden and india. your monthly income has come, but your maid, evelyn, has quit. little does evelyn know that you have been storing all your monthly income in a shoebox just underneath the third cinderblock that makes up the wallgate surrounding your house. you are enjoying a tasty cake when she hands u her resignation, signed in pretty pink paper. u laugh her away. evelyn drives her Ferrari away. little does she know she has driven away from the highest paying job in her life. you phone your partner in business, lawrence hinajosa. you begin to have a jovial talk about golfing. lawrence comes up with a new idea--using the corndogs like golf clubs and starting a put-put golf franchise. wowed by his amazingness, you decide to gather the money from the shoebox. you dig up the dough and place it an envelope. you take the pink paper evelyn handed her resignation in and write a note to lawrence on the back. you mail it to lawrence and await a response.

two weeks pass. your house has cultivated into a mess thanks to evelyn’s absence. each day you wait for lawrence to return your calls. the corndog put-put gold franchise won’t just launch itself. you are laying on the couch, watching tv and using a golden backscratcher to rub at your ass. suddenly, you feel very scared. you walk outside and see a Ferrari parked at the curb, but you do not own a ferari, you own a Lamborghini. you disregard this in favor of digging up the shoebox. the money has been replaced, but how, you have no idea. bewildered, you walk back inside, but you suddenly feel extremely ill. you make a dash to the trashcan to throw up, only to see the remains of the tasty cake you’d been enjoying when evelyn had resigned, considering you no longer had a maid to take out the garbage. there is something sticking from the cake. it is a pink slip of paper.

you think you have been poisoned.

a moment later, you feel the cold presence of a freshly unboxed corndog press against your neck, and the familiar voice of evelyn behind you saying “lawrence has sent me.” the only weapons you have in your hand are a golden backscratcher and the tv remote.

what do you do?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ uhhhhh i guess i’ll....re-tag u lenin idk im just tagging the people i know

@lenin-it-to-win-it

@anemiaman

@homoakenshield

@j1sca

@nyatsushi-nekojima (rfbkwfnwjkfn i just know u like doing these)

@iamasharkgirl

[isaacathom]

folks i kinda like the idea that west and lavinia were mutually crushing on each other for basically all of hs but were in diff classes and all that jazz and so never got the act on it UNTIL Ryan goes ‘ok this is fucking ridiculous, im in classes with both of you fuckers, im fixing this shit’, goes to Lavinia and goes ‘hey! are you coming to deb?’ ‘probably not, noones asked me’ ‘have you tried asking someone?’ ‘what?’ ‘have you asked someone to go with you? i have it on good authority there’s a bunch of people whod love to go with you’ ‘why don’t they ask, then?’ ‘haha, they assume you’re taken’ ‘... hmm’ ‘so if you wanna come - and you should, its gonna fucking rule - you should cast your rod, see what bites.’ ‘... okay, ryan, sure.’ ‘niiiice’ ‘are you trying to set me up with someone specific?’ ‘what? nooooooo, what, no!’ ‘...’ ‘... uh anyway hope you find someone who says yes :D’ *runs off*

Later that day Ryan says basically the exact same thing to West like ‘mate you gotta shoot your shot, what if she’s not taken?’ ‘she is absolutely taken, are you kidding me? a girl like her? theres no way folks havent been swarming her since they announced ticket prices’ ‘west, she’s not taken’ ‘bullshit, lane’ ‘shes not! i swear!’ ‘buuullshit, lane’ ‘come on, west! do you wanna come to deb or nah?’ ‘of course i do!’ ‘then either fucking ask her out, or accept any of the like, 3 people who have already asked you, you ass’ ‘god, fine, fine! ill ask!’

ryans sitting there like ‘yes big money big money we’ve got it’ and after final bell as everyones milling around west and lavinia’s eyes meet across the fucking. locker bays or whatever and ryans at his locker going YES YES YESSSSS WEVE GOT IT and after a bit Lavinia goes ‘westbrook, right? ****?’ ‘westbrooks fine - Lavinia, yea?’ ‘Yea. So, you got a date for deb?’ ‘Nah, not yet. Was kinda waiting o-’ ‘did you want to go with me?’ ‘!!’ ‘unless you were waiting for someone else?’ ‘no, no! I’d love to go with you!! You were exactly who I was waiting for!! oh god uh i- uhhhhh’ ‘... why were you waiting?’ ‘uhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH-’ (ryan further on ‘oh fuck we blew it’) ‘-i was waiting cause i didnt know if you had a date already, i wanted to be sure!!’ (’save?’) ‘hahaha, thats sweet of you.’ (’SAVE!’) ‘so we’re gonna go to deb together?’ ‘yea, I’d say so!’ ‘awesome! ... did you wanna maybe go for chips?’ (’oh my god West’) ‘like, to the local chip shop? now?’ ‘i mean, if you dont wanna, thats okay!!!’ ‘no, i think thats a good idea. Just got something on tonight. Tomorrow, though?’ (’OH MY GOD’) ‘yea! that works for me! I’ll uh, see you there?’ ‘deal! see ya there, westbrook’ ‘see ya, lavinia!’

lavinia goes off to do her stuff and ryan comes up like ‘holy shit west, not only did you score a deb date, you scored a straight up date. youre a fucking legend’ ‘you were listening to that?’ ‘hell yea, dude. lets go - chips on me tonight :D’

[classicdaisycalico]

Uhhhhh.......ya like Jazz?

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[+ | ;] - “It’s a lie~!” Oh goddamn it pls just stop u gremlin child. Ok how much should I write for this? Uhhhhh Aeiou? aeiou. Hey do ya like... ~*jazz*~ I sure fuckin do... Ok now what do I talk abt this is weird. Ahhhhhh???????