#uhhh yo no se

[crazy-webadas]

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[lewisvinga]

because i liked a boy , part ii. | carlos sainz x fem! reader

part one.

summary: carlos sees how y/n is thriving after their break up and he couldn’t help but feel regret, especially after seeing how she moved on.

fc; nicki nicole

warnings; cursing , reader is implied to be a spanish speaker, uhhh idk what else

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs

note; requested ! this is set over a span of a couple of months btw ! this is a long one for me icl

masterlist !

liked by lilymhe, carlossainz55, and others

yourusername: por las noches [at night] remix out now!

thank you pesopluma for giving me the chance to feature on this track, had so much fun collabing with you!

tagged; pesopluma

username: OMG MOTHER

username: this song is so….💔💔

username: her voice + peso’s voice 😫

username: yall think it’s abt carlos???

pesopluma: fue tan divertido trabajar contigo, hasta la próxima! 🖤😁 [it was so fun working with you, until next time!]

yourusername: gracias por darme la oportunidad 🥹🖤 [thank you for giving me the opportunity]

username: omg wasn’t she rumored to date him before carlos??

username: they just shared a mutual friend 😭

username: ‘solita me dejarás’ [you’ll leave me alone] was 100% aimed at carlos for not defending her 🙁

username: the emotions in her voice, i just know that break up hurt her

lilymhe: idk what you’re saying but your pretty voice makes up for it 😫🫶

yourusername: love uuuuuu

username: when she said ‘todo lo que yo te di y todo lo que me diste, fue pa' nada’ [everything i gave to you and everything you gave to me, was for nothing] i felt that shit in MY SOUL😖😖

username: omg omg omg carlos liked!!!

username: my roman empire is cary/n

username: carlos still liking her posts and following her 🥹🥹

username: “voy a preguntar por qué todos nuestros sentimientos se quedaron en ayer” [i’m going to ask why all of our feelings stayed in yesterday] has me in my FEELS, miss y/n you ate w that🤒

alexandrasaintmleux: amazing! always so talented 🩷💐

yourusername: thank u alex 🥹🫶

username: my ferrari wags💔💔

username: this song seems like the last goodbye to carlos tbh, like she’s letting alllll of her feelings out before moving on bc in her recents she looks so happy🥹🥹🥹🥹 liked by yourusername !

liked by carlossainz55, carmenmmundt, and others!

yourusername: “ALMA”, my first album, is finally out! and if that wasn’t enough, official dates for ALMA tour is also out! presale link in my bio. 🖤🖤🖤

username: HELLOOOO?????

username: IM SLDKSKDO

username: trust I WILL BE GOING TO MADRID TO SEE HER

carmenmmundt: i better get front row seats in madrid!!

yourusername: i’ll get them for you #trust

username: anybody notice how the opening show is in madrid ??? coincidentally before the start of the season??

username: i noticed too omg, i’m convinced the tour was planned before her and carlos broke up so he could see her🥹

username: carlos liked this post too!

lilymhe: OH EM GEEEEE IM SO EXCITEDDDDDD liked by yourusername!

username: working extra shifts rn

carlossainz55: felicitaciones! [congratulations] knew you could do it! liked by yourusername!

username: cary/n💔💔😭😭

username: IM SO HYPED FOR THIS

username: so you’re telling me we might hear ‘because i liked a boy’ and ‘por las noches’ LIVE???!!

yourusername: maybeeeeeee

alexandrasaintmleux: already ready for when they officially go on sale! making charles also use his phone and laptop😌😌

yourusername: alexxxxx🥹🥹🫶🫶

carlos congratulations on the album and the tour, i know how hard you’ve been working on both.

y/n thank you, carlos. yeah, i have been working hard despite certain bumps in the road 😊

carlos listen, i’m so sorry. i should’ve defended you more. it was my mistake and i was blind and stupid and i lost you. i lost an amazing girl.

y/n yeah! you were stupid

y/n i was getting death threats and i was told that it was ‘complicated’ to make a post!

y/n but it’s fine, i’m over it.

carlos well i’m not over you.

y/n deal with it, carlos sainz. you messed up. you lost me.

carlos just give me one more chance, por favor, mi amor. [please, my love] te lo juro, [i swear to you] i won’t fuck it up. please.

y/n no. i have a tour to prepare for. goodbye, carlos.

liked by carlossainz55, carmenmmundt, and others

yourusername: MADRIDDDDD❤️🇪🇸 thank you for creating happier memories for me in this beautiful city. you’re all so special to me🖤🖤

username: ‘happier memories’ rmbr when she’d always be seen in madrid w carlos 🥹

username: OOMF ON TWT SAID SHE SAW CARLOS THERE W CARMEN AND GEORGE AND A MYSTERY GIRL

carmenmmundt: i think i lost my voice from screaming so much🤣 george is even worse!! but amazing like always 💞💞

georgerussell63: broken spanish and don’t have a clue what you said, but i somehow lost my voice

yourusername: it means sm to me that you both enjoyed 🥹🖤

username: MOTHER HAS MOTHERED

username: buenos días y k vivan los mujeres😍 [good morning and long live women]

username: el mejor concierto de mi vida😫😫 [the best concert of my life]

username: streets are saying carlos was there w another girl????

username: the way you guys stopped hating on her the moment she ended things w carlos, you guys are sick!!

username: literally, she was always that girl but since she was dating their fave……

username: idc i never liked her

landonorris: womp womp!

landonorris: waiting for u to come to england

yourusername: soooooon😁

alexandrasaintmleux: so excited for the monaco concert 🩷🩷

yourusername: can’t wait to see you and charles!🫶

liked by carlossainz55, pesopluma, and others

yourusername: special guest in cdmx [mexico city] tonight 🙈 tqm [ilysm] 🖤🖤

tagged; pesopluma

pesopluma: MI REINAAAAAA😍😍😍 [my queen]

pesopluma: la vida es mejor contigoooooo, tqm❤️❤️ [life is better with you, ilysm]

yourusername: 🥹🥹🥹🫶🫶🫶🖤🖤🖤

username: the way he looks at her, i am unwell

username: she looks so happy w him🙁🙁

username: friends to lovers is REALLL

username: mis faves

username: cdmx concert was the best one

username: POR LAS NOCHES LIVE>>

lilymhe: cuties🫶 2x date next time ur in town??

yourusername: of course 😖

username: not carlos liking 😭

username: wonder how carlos feels realizing he fumbled a bad bitch like y/n for not defending her online

username: the way peso pluma said ‘i’d defend her with my life, that’s how much i love her’ during his lil speech during the concert was so🥹🥹

username: i’m so happy that she looks so happy and relieved, AND THE COMMENT SECTION HAS NO TOXIC FANS!!

username: 😖😖😖😖😖😫😫😫💞

carlos so you’re dating your ‘friend’ now huh

y/n weird i don’t remember asking.🤣

y/n he was there for me when i was getting death threats and being called a slut for nothing. he was there to comfort me when i cried over the thousands of hate comments under every post.

y/n something you never did.

carlos wait until he finds another girl and will dump you. you know how it is when people get that famous that fast. he won’t treat you well.

y/n HA what a joke. very funny, sainz.

y/n weren’t you the one to bring a girl to MY concert?? but i’m the bad guy for moving on and dating someone else???

y/n you’re pathetic, sainz.

carlos admit it, you know i’m right

y/n fuck off, he treats me better than you ever did

carlos sure. sure he does.

y/n move on, sainz. move on.

liked by lilymhe, alexandrasaintmleux, and others!

yourusername: princess treatment only 💞🥹 muchas gracias, mi rey🖤 [thank you very much, my king]

tagged; pesopluma

pesopluma: lo mejor para usted, mi reina❤️ [the best for you, my queen]

yourusername: mi amor 🥹🫶

username: literal goals

username: mis padres

username: a relationship like them pls

username: the way she went from carlos to peso pluma>>>>

username: SHE SAID PRINCESS TREATMENT ONLY ‼️‼️ WE ONLY WANT MEN WHO DEFEND US‼️‼️ liked by yourusername !

username: she looks sooooo happy n free i love it

username: as much as i miss cary/n, peso pluma really does treat her like a queen

lilymhe: ITS WHAT YOU DESERVE BBY!!!!! liked by yourusername !

username: oh i just know lily knows the real shit abt carlos and y/n

lilymhe: i am neither confirming not denying…

landonorris: cool but can u tell him to get on his pc and join the game🙄🙄🙄🙄

pesopluma: on it 🫡

charles_leclerc: WAIT FOR ME

username: wait omg he’s friends w the drivers????

username: duh, she’s besties w the wags , ofc he’s gonna know their bfs

alexandrasaintmleux: gorgeous gorgeous girls date wonderful amazing guys who make them happy💐🩷🩷

yourusername: well that also makes you a gorgeous gorgeous girl! ilysm🫶🖤🥹

username: wonder how carlos feels knowing he lost y/n to a guy who treats her better AND is friends w his friends 😭😭

username: if i was him i’d be sooo pissed 😭

username: imagine if he was begging for her to take him back

yourusername: lol imagine

[bayfuzzball7050]

SIEMPRE SE PUEDE PEDIR TRADUCCIÓN‼️‼️‼️

INTRODUCTION POST AND RULES 🔥🔥🦾🦾🦾🦈🦈

(Edit— 23/09/2024) I kinda got excited writing this ☠️

There’s like a worrying amount of text. I’m not sure everyone can gut how much I wrote 😭😭

But here are like the basics of my blog:

The name’s Andrés or Diego. Call me whatever ya want, idc

I’m a Trans Guy, he / him and if you don’t know me a they / them it’s ok I don’t mind that much. NO SHE HER IMMA BEAT UR ASS

☆ I got that dawg in me (asd) actually pls be patient im a little slow on some things

☆ Artist — I mostly make jjba fanart (currently insane about it)

☆ Art requests are currently open!!

I draw anything but nsfw/kinks, complex backgrounds, Steven universe art and proship stuff

☆ Writer (no fanfic here tho)

☆ don’t ask for pics you ain’t getting em

☆ if I use emojis, be aware that most of the time it’s ironic

☆ I make a lot of kys/kms jokes, if you’re not ok with this, please don’t follow

☆ i LOVE spammers, spam likes, reblogs, whatever as much as you like :3 (if ya want to like no pressure)

☆ if ya wanna be mutuals just ask I don’t mind I’ll just check yo vibe and that’s it

Art tag: #my art

Post tag/reblogs where I add something: #momazos diego

Quality posts tag (aka when I think): #chamber of reflection (reflexionando en la chamba)

oc masterpost

brushes I use

BY THE WAY!!

☆ I usually don’t add tw (tho I dont post stuff with heavy themes often if I’m honest like I rarely do it) But if anything, be wary

☆ I also always have my notifications off so please don’t feel bad if I don’t answer a dm or anything of the sort

☆ please excuse me if I reblog/like artists who are proshippers, I don’t tend to check blogs before interacting🧍🏽(I’ve gotten myself blocked many times because of this)

☆ also like if they problematic in general like idk if maybe someone I reblogged has been in a big ahh controversy or summ so uhhh forgive me

☆ dni and fandoms im in below the cut

☆ more info abt me and my blog under the cut :P ☆

So, I think imma make(try) a dni list but ik it’s ultimately useless cuz like I can’t force ya and im not your dad plus I’m too lazy to look through every blog that reblogs or likes but uh blocklist ig???

It’s just basic dni criteria, but like if ya wanna read ig?

SHIT THAT GETS YA BLOCKED ‼️‼️

(some of these are oddly specific)

☆ zionists, racists, homophobes, ace exclusionists/phobes, antisemits (guess that’s how you say it???), conservatives, Proshippers, Comshippers, anti-anti’s and profiction mfs, LOL1C0NS AND SHOTAC0NS (KYS…NOWW)Transphobes / TERFS, SWERFS, and radfems, Transmeds/Truscums/anti-MOGAI mfs, Transid, “Transabled”, "transracial", Radqueers in general, NSFW agere blogs (SFW agere it’s cool I don’t mind), pedos/MAPS (I want you hanging on the STREET), Paraphilics in general, Misgendering kink blogs, kink blogs in general actually ☠️, Pro-ANA or Pro-MIA

☆ swifties.

Exceptions and specifics:

☆ I think Selfshippers / yumeshippers are cool thus they aren’t hurting anyone most of the time AND ALSO! people tend to think that transid has therians in it and no, I think therians, kinnies and fictives are cool

To be honest I don’t check the blogs of most people who reblog or like but- Ricky…Ricky when I catch you Ricky-

(I mostly notice when I get followed but uh- anyway 😻)

THIN ICE:

☆ Giomis shippers

Why? Cuz not all of them are proshippers but a vast majority is and giomis kinda weirds me out💀ik the age gap small but still it’s kinda….

☆ dsmp fans

As much as I enjoy the Fanart and maybe the roleplay was interesting I have like personal beef with the fanbase and creators

☆ Hannibal Fans

The franchise is fire but I also have beef with Hannibal fans cuz for some reason most of them proshippers

☆ MHA fans for the same reason as Hannibal fans

☆ Same with South Park

☆ Same goes for Homestuck fans

☆ Same goes for Steven Universe fans. It’s mid btw

☆ ONE PIECE fans, y’all didn’t do anything wrong it’s just that I haven’t caught up with the show 😭😭

☆ NSFW blogs (as in porn/smut)

ANYWAY

Languages I speak:

☆ Spanish (mother language)

☆ English

☆ A tiny bit of Italian

FANDOMS IM IN (but I forget sometimes 😿)

☆ JJBA (what I post about mostly (going insane over this))

☆ Yakuza (I haven’t finished 0 yet)

☆ Brawl Stars (slowly losing my mind over it)

☆ WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

☆ LOST MEDIA. (Believe it or not, im also going insane over this.)

☆ Berserk

☆ Madoka Magica

☆ ikigusare (best virtual girl band ever fr fr)

☆ Gorillaz

☆ Good Omens

☆ Moral Orel

☆ Dorohedoro

☆ My Little Pony

☆ Sonic fandom

☆ Undertale / Deltarune

☆ Breaking Bad / Better Call Saul

☆ El Cuarteto De Nos

☆ Azumanga Dioh!

☆ Vocaloid

☆ Project Sekai

☆ D4DJ

☆ Food Fantasy

☆ FNAF (grrrr I love fnaf,,)

☆ Emo / Scene / Scemo (I just don’t have money for clothes nor the patience to make a blog only for that 😭😭)

☆ actually like another shit ton more but I can’t remember 😔

Socials:

☆ Reddit u/BayFuzzball7050 (old account, permanently banned)

☆ Reddit u/BayFuzzball404 (Current Account)

☆ ofc Tumblr

☆ Wattpad and AO3 but we ain’t talking about that 🤫🧏‍♂️

☆ @bayfuzzball7050-art is my art blog (reblogs from here)

☆ …

☆ also I might or might not have a questionable side art blog (collect my shitposts)

☆ ALSO! recently opened a Pixiv :3

☆ And NOW I HAVE AN ARTFIGHT!

Dis me btw

[latinotiktok]

Acá pensando en los estereotipos hinchapelotas de los gringos que saben en promedio una (1) cosa por país suramericano, y se me ocurrió que deberíamos hacer encuestas de lo que jode más djdjjf por ejemplo, qué genera más ganas de cometer un asesinato, ¿cuándo relacionan Argentina con nazis o cuándo a un colombiano le preguntan si lleva coca/conoció a Pablo Escobar?

Uhhh yo creo que a todos les molestan cosas distintas, pero estaría bueno saber!

@ gente que sigue a este blog, ¿Qué es lo que más les molesta que los gringos asuman de ustedes?

[zaptrapp]

Ea’s Bad Batch Finale Rant

Here we go, doing this as I’ve done for ep.1. Of course SPOILERS AHEAD for the last episode (sigh, it’s all done and gone isn’t it?). Warning, this is going to be chaotic and emotional... so yeah, deal with it haha.

The intro… the eerie music… chills.

Is something bad about to happen or…?

Please leave Wrecker alone.

WRECKER NO

We are not starting on a good note, why’s Wrecker so beaten up???

This is not good, I’m not good.

I mean I know why, because of last ep beast, but c'mon why Wrecker...

“Clone Force 99 ended when Tech died” fuck If I’m not crying wow….

Crosshair shaking so much… nah I’m out already what the fuck is this.

Crosshair wanting to sacrifice himself, YO CHILL?!?

Hunter please discipline your children.

Dr. Hemlock x Rampart or did I just imagine the sexual tension?

But what if...

Enemies to lovers Dr. Hemlock x Rampart lmao please someone, anyone?

Kids please beat the shit out of miss Dr. PLEASE KIDS!

Omega being so smart, her character development, the courage! SLAY GIRLIE

FREE THE ZILLO YUP

now we're talking

"Is it Omega's or Echo's handiwork?".... "Omega's." LMAO they know Echo doesn't fuck around that much hahaha

Emerie i give you one last chance.

green kid I feel you so much, I'm also afraid of heights hahah

here we go with the Incredible 4 (aka the super clones? enhanced clones? brainwashed clones? whatever....)

they give off a lot of "Avengers Unite!" vibe

ready to slay aren't we?

When I said slay I didn't mean slay the bad batch, just to be clear.

annd Hunter is a goner

Annnnd Crosshair is a goner too i guess?

WHAT THE FUCK NOT THE HAND???

Creepiest point the show has ever been what the actual fuck is this supposed to be a children show?

Yup Wrecker is done too.

Yo the scene where Emerie and Echo see his squad being taken away. I got chills, you can fucking see his reaction, the shock.

ECHO SLAY YESSSS ECHO THE OG ARC TROOPER HERE WE GO

Emerie don't fuck this up and get those kids to safety thank you.

CLONE RESCUE HAPPENING RN I'M NOT GOOD

Nala Se and Rampart too?! slay

Omg Rampart stfu for one second or just go away you're useless anyway

Not the squad being tortured

HUNTER NOOOOOOO

"We'll survive, but you won't" -> OOOOOOHHFFFFFFUUUUCK

Hunter be mine

Oh wow Nala Se I see where you're going with this.

Kamikaze?

Too bad we didn't have more Hemlock x Rampart interactions, boyfriend died, sad.

Aaaaaand 2 are down.

Bye Rampart and Nala Se, you actually were on my dead bad batch bingo list.

Rest In Peace Nala Se🙏🏻 you got redeemed.

Rest in Sass you bitching ass imperial Rampart 🖕🏻

UH Hemlock this was such a bitchy thing to do.

and here goes the chaos

Wrecker is so fucking menacing. HE IS PISSED

OK WRECKER IS MAD MAD and also scary scary now…

Hunter with that spear makes me feel things.

Uhhh he got it coming from a mile away

And Clone CX-2 is down….

So, uhhhh…. That wasn’t Tech uh……

So….

Tech was….

….Dead dead?

Like actually dead this whole time?

Fuck.

ALSO WHERE THE FUCK IS COMMANDER CODY PLEASE RELEASE HIS FROM HIS CAGE

NO ECHO fuck god

“Take a shot everytime the bad batch is on the verge of getting killed”

-> not me being absolutely wasted and with my nerves asking for mercy

Please Hunter, Crosshair, kill that bitch ass Hemlock

major disney villain vibe in the storm with the hostage secured to his wrist yada yada...

"DROP YOUR BLASTERS" well well well

Why is Hemlock’s screaming voice kinda sexy tho

I'm so sorry for what I've just said.

WET HAIR HUNTER FUCKING THANK YOU I can die now

CROSSHAIR PLEASE bciakwnfbhc I’m dying too here

You can do it YES you can do it

Crosshar leaning on Hunter like he did with Tech in the clone wars season 7 HAHAHAHA YUUUUP I've been fed.

Uh that was personal

Guys... that's enough. Yup I-I think he's dead now. Yes, definitely gone. Uh, you can stop shooting, he's cold. He also just fell off a cliff... HE DEAD DEAD!

evil space imperial boyfriends reunited in hell

The way Omega chooses to hug Crosshair first, as a DadHunter! stan I feel a bit betrayed but comprehensible… he just saved her not missing the shot.

with one hand tooo, kudos

group hug I'm so teary

Wait so they did it?

THEY’RE OFF PLANET!??

AND THEY ALL SURVIVED?

Oh wow I bet my money on Hunter and Crosshair to die but I was wrong?? This is… refreshing.

Look at them kids!! And the clone cadets, and the rescued clones!!!

EMERIE AND ECHO YESSSS

Look at them all cozy and happy

Nah Echo my man where are you going?

Rex mention pt. 2 or something...

Rex should have been there in the finale but ok i guess... a bit disappointed but still

Nah Echo should have been there for the last shot.

It’s over uh?

look at them, finally happy and free. WE DID IT.

WAIT NO IT ISNT OVER YET???

Not the flash forward I cannot handle it

Ok Pabu!?

YOUNG ADULT OMEGA fuck yesssss

oh she looks awesome

IS THAT HUNTER'S BANDANA

deceased. dead on the ground. dead like hemlock.

NOT OLD HUNTER LIKE THIS IM DEAD ON THE GROUND DECEASED IM FUCKING CRYING OH WOW

OMEGA IS SO GROWN UP

She’s a rebel pilot

"You're our kid" I'M SCREAMING

he chose to be a dad, I knew it

She chose to keep fighting

TECH'S GOGGLES THIS IS SUCH A FOUL MOVE

They should have included Wrecker and Crosshair in this where are they??

But also it’s as it began, Hunter and Omega and their father-daughter bond

“Bye dad, imma be a pilot and save the galaxy” aka “imma move out from the basement and live on my own”

Oh Hunter you’re an old man now…. My heart is aching but also it means he got to live a peaceful life until the rest of his days.

the beard, the long hair, the gray hair.... i wonder how crosshair and wrecker are doing? and echo?? and howzer? AND CODY?

like you cannot leave me like this? hello?

This is gone full circle now.

Well….

Goodbye Bad Batch! It’s been a pleasure!

(I’m still crying)

[timmyholland]

SOCIAL MEDIA | RICO LEWIS X OC FEM. (+f1 drivers)

Nota: es la primera vez que me animo a escribir al mundo del fútbol x la formula 1, me re gusta y tengo varias ideas, si a ustedes les agrada puedo seguir haciéndolo. besos.

Instagram.

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[astrofhobia]

uhhh. algunos dibujitos, me da mucha flojera traducir esto, ya se la saben, el Principito es de @oddogoblino (yo digo que ese wey está harto de mí, pero ni modo)

Tengo otras madres aquí que ocupo acabar, pero después

Soy un chambeador bien verga (Me estoy muriendo, help 💀💀💀)

[mara242526-blog]

Nacimiento en carretera

No podía creer que mi camioneta decidirá fallas justo ahora me encontraba yendo hacia casa de mis padres pues mi madre era partera y quería que ella recibiera a mi bb . Las contracciones habían comenzado en la mañana leves pero seguidas lo que me dió indicio de que debería irme pues tenia un largo trayecto hasta casa de mis padres. Logré cargar lo necesario a la camioneta pues me quedaría unos dias luego del nacimiento y así emprendí el camino teniendo contracciones cada tanto y masajeando mi vientre que se encontraba duro el camino era solitario pues mi casa estaba asilada unas dos horas después ya me encontraba a mitad de camino mis contracciones eran más constantes y largas tuve que agarrar fuerte el volante durante la última -mmm uhhh vamos bb ahhh - fue bastante fuerte pude deducir que había entrado en fase de preparación. De un momento a otro comenzo a salir humo del motor. Tuve que frenarme a un costado y con mucha dificultad baje de mi camioneta logré abir el capo y pude ver qué el humo era del motor aparentemente se había recalentado lo que significaba que debería esperar un rato para poder seguir . Otra contracciónes me hizo apoyarme contra el costado y balancearme pues el bb estába cada vez más abajo. No tenía tiempo de esperar y no contaba con que alguien fuera a pasar dentro de poco comenze a asustarme pues estaba sola en medio del camino a punto de dar a luz como si necesitara reafirmarlo una fuerte contracciónes me hizo doblar mis rodillas y mis aguas se rompieron entre en pánico mi bb iba a nacer ahi y ahora no podía retenerlo. Cuando el susto inicial paso saque mi bolso del asiento de atrás y lo tire en la caja pues sería más cómodo poder acostarme ahí entre contracciones logre poner una colcha sobre la parte de atrás y acercar el bolso. Continúe apoyada contra la camioneta mientras las contracciones bajan al bb . - ahhh mierdaaaa vamos bb ayuda a tu mami mmmm- y finalmente llegó la sensación de querer pujar con mucho esfuerzo me subí a la camioneta y me apoya contra una de las paredes con los piernas bien abiertas cuando la contracciónes sedio metí mis dedos para ver qué tan dilatada estaba y si era prudente pujarPara mí alivio estaba completame dilatada y podía sentir a mi bb justo ahí así que en la próxima contracción puje con todas mis fuerzas no pude evitar gritar al sentir como la cabeza se abría paso en mi pobre vagina. Unos dos pujos más y va la cabeza finalmente salio por completo Con mucha dificultad decidí ponerme en cuatro patas apoyando así mis brazos al costado del vehículo pues sentia que sería más fácil unas cuantas contracciones más y finalmente pude sentir como se giraba y comenzaba a salir. Pide sentir como bajaba lentamente mientras yo hacía el máximo esfuerzo hasta que finalmente lo tuve en mis brazos era un niño. Saque las tijeras que tenía en el bolso y corte el cordon me quedé sentada un rato viendo a mi hijo. Solo podía esperar a ver la reacción de mis padres al verme llegar con mi bb en brazos.

[loopscereal]

siiiiin textooooo. ehhh los pantalones de fred son nn este pinche pokemon pendejo ehhhh (abre el firefox) phantump. ok yo no soy el de los pokemones ese es pia, aunq me gustaria ser alguien que sea de pkm :( es lindo el juego y nose vergas,,, poro no yea. phantump,,,, uh, fantasma q es solo un niño U_U sue meeeee hes just a boyyyyy

ehhhh a ver que mas oh uhhh estuvo internado este pendejo

en un hospital para la salud mental, Voluntariamente, pidió estar allí. terapiaaaa. uh. el vestuario q les puse se supone que es representivo deee su más vurnurable. El de Freddy fue, luego de perder Fred, tener que admitir a si mismo que lo afecta. El conflicto internal d pensar que era su hermano, y tmb un parasito que no existia al mismo tiempo. tmb el querer ser mirado suavemente, pero sin el añadido: hay algo malo en ti que necesita ser arreglado. la cosa de los cordonessss los hospitales te quitan ciertas cosas si creen q eres un peligro para los demás o para ti mismooo uhhh tiene una pulsera hecha de papel y cereal omg loops cereal reference, lol no. eeera una tarea del hospital, que no se atrevía a completar. no pudo hacerloooo bbbb luego aca mi niño fred, creo que su mas vunerable seria dejarse sentir y ser visto como solo un niño. no un parasito, no una cosa fantastica paranormal, no una llave para aprender sobre los secretos del mundo, no una molestia, ni algo para temer, ni algo que se debe deshacer de. Un niño. Esta en pijama, digo ampos lo estan, pero yk tiene un sentido como simple? pero eso es el punto. Quiere eso. esa oportunidad de ser un niño, y mas bien ser hijo de alguien xq es seguido las veces que se siente como hijo de nadie. en falta de una madre quien lo ve, más bien la noche lo acurruca. he estan aggarando d la mano wey fffffuckk tienen miedoooo se acaban se encontrar de nuevo luego de estar separados x la segunda vez y la primera ya era suficienteeeee dawg help im siiiiiickkkkk

siento q ni me explique bien pero ya queeee

diría que si quieres saber más entonces idk hmu, pero la verdad es q no se nada y si quieres saber mas entonces debes quebrarme el cráneo y meterte en mi maltida cabeza xq no se comi articularne y siempe me olvido de las cosas mas importantes 😭 somehow

[serfuzzypushover]

you should kankri not being aroace infodump on me

ha haha hahah...

here wwe go:

to get this one out of the wway, celibacy does not equal being aroace. it is simply choosing to not partake in romantic/se%ual activvities(although this can also mean a ton of different things for each celibate person). someone who’s aroace might b celibate if they choose to but its not always the case. most ppl who are celibate are doin it for religious reasons and most aroace ppl wwho dont engage in those activvities likely dont call themselvves that bc of howw much the religious side of it is ingrained on the name.

i think its more likely that kankri is doin it for not necessarily religious reasons but it is a motif he has; doin things a typically religious person wwould:

PORRIM: Do+n't wipe it o+ff with yo+ur sleeve! Oh my Go+d. I JUST washed that fo+r yo+u.

#Gho+st laundry

KANKRI: I d9n't care. I didn't ask y9u t9 wash my sweater. I keep telling y9u, I have n9 interest in 6ef9ran p9ssessi9ns.

#9r Alternian #9r Earthly

KANKRI: I've had a l9t 9f time t9 think. A69ut that, and a69ut us. 9ur team, I mean, and the mistakes we've made which were pr96a6ly 6lessings in disguise. I kn9w we had 9ur differences, with y9u claiming the r9le as s9rt 9f 9ur defact9 leader, in terms 9f strategy and executi9n... literal executi9n, I supp9se. While I r9se t9 pr9minence am9ng 9ur peers as the undisputed spiritual shepherd 9f the gr9up.

#Herding all these g9ddamn w99l6easts #Fuckin pain in the ass

MEENAH: uh

MEENAH: whatever you say

#undisputed spiritual shepherd? #ahahahahaha

and this one, including this sprite that's not used anywwhere else:

alssoooo i think hes flirting here lol:

KANKRI: I feel I sh9uld jump in here at this m9ment, Meenah, 6ef9re y9u inadvertently shame Cr9nus f9r his extremely delicate feelings 9f species dysph9ria.

CRONUS: no, kankri... man, you dont need to jump in here and defend me like this. i got it.

MEENAH: aaaand im gone

MEENAH: you bros can figure out your boring feelings without me

CRONUS: meenah vwait... awv man. just like that, shes out of my life again. you had to go and fuck it up for me, didnt you? some "friends" i havwe.

KANKRI: Listen, I was d9ing y9u a fav9r. Y9u d9n't need t9 6e dating any9ne wh9 can't appreciate y9u f9r wh9 y9u really are, 9r m9re imp9rtantly, which fantasy versi9n 9f y9urself y9u m9st str9ngly identify with.

imo this seems like pale flirting, especially wwith meenah wwalking awway mentionin their boring feelings

and finally kankri not only showws romantic interest in latula but uhhh he also straight up says he feels romantic attraction!

“I further ap9l9gize if y9ur 9rientati9n precludes the p9ssi6ility, as a pale ar9mantic, panquadrant demir9mantic, s9mething in the gray palesexual department 9r such, and h9pefully y9u are n9t triggered 6y such presumptu9us c9ncillian9rmative language. It w9uldn't 6e the first time I was guilty 9f such an inexcusa6le micr9aggressi9n, and I am n9t s9 96livi9us t9 my 9wn r9mantic privilege t9 6elieve it will 6e the last time either.”

so ummm anywwaaayyy dont take this as me sayin u cant hc him as aroace but as a celibate person wwho does feel attraction i really enjoy kankri as a character hes epic

[pesterloglog]

Dave Strider, Roxy Lalonde, Dirk Strider, Karkat Vantas

Meat, page 32

DAVE: yo

DAVE: love to chat but im kinda in the middle of something

ROXY: yo yourself but this is important

DAVE: uhhh

DAVE: more important than salvaging the global economy from potential disaster??

DAVE: sounds hugely unlikely

ROXY: idk about that

ROXY: in terms of scale and relativity and stuff maybe not

ROXY: its actually kinda hard to tell

ROXY: i guess in the grand scheme of things

ROXY: shes just takin a sort of nap

ROXY: but its one HELL of a nap bro

DAVE: a nap you say

DAVE: well this changes the fuck out of everything

ROXY: yea??

DAVE: nah

ROXY: lmao dirk just texted me about this

ROXY: somehow he found out about jade did u tell him

DAVE: uh no

ROXY: he just said make sure she gets lotsa daylight

ROXY: that itll help with the “exorcism she needs”.....

ROXY: and also to say hi to calliope for some fuckin reason??

DAVE: thats weird

DAVE: since when does he give a fuck about them

ROXY: idk

ROXY: guess ill just open the damn curtains and let some light in here

ROXY: he usually knows stuff about weird things

DAVE: so whats wrong with her again

DAVE: like

DAVE: some sort of demonic nap

ROXY: ok i wouldnt say shes NAPPING per se

ROXY: shes just like

ROXY: floatin here... upright

ROXY: eyes wide open

ROXY: and theyre both pitch black

DAVE: oh so she saw one of my latest sbahj campaign ads

ROXY: lol

ROXY: no dude

ROXY: like what im sayin is

ROXY: she looks a lil possessed

ROXY: by uh

ROXY: grim spirits n shit

DAVE: is she fucking grimbark again

ROXY: no!

ROXY: this isnt grimbark

ROXY: i KNOW what grimbark is dave this aint it

ROXY: it seems more serious tbh??

ROXY: like existing in some transformative state that isnt a literal fuckin joke

DAVE: ok yeah this does sound pretty bad

DAVE: but its not really my field

DAVE: did you try calling rose

ROXY: yea that was totes my original plan

ROXY: like no offense ur not #1 on my speed dial when it comes to this kinda thing

ROXY: but rose isnt picking up

ROXY: probly on account of ailments to be fair

ROXY: i called an unruly number of times

ROXY: and kan wasnt picking up either so...

DAVE: huh

DAVE: spooky

ROXY: hella spooky

ROXY: somethin about all this seems wrong

DAVE: yeah i guess

DAVE: what do you think is up

ROXY: idk

ROXY: i feel like theres something movin just out the corner of my vision but every time i turn to look at it

ROXY: its gone

ROXY: its givin me chills rn like im being watched

DAVE: well im no fucking ace detective

DAVE: or some gumshoe flatfoot dicking up the place suckin hard on my sherlock pipe like some sleuth of the fucking year

ROXY: dave

DAVE: but maybe we should consider the possibility that you are literally being watched

ROXY: ..............

DAVE: anyway can we hold that wise and rad thought i just had

DAVE: i gotta give karkat some emotional support

DAVE: since gettin jake on our side was a pretty huge fucking bonanza for us

DAVE: which has almost equal probability of winning us the election as it does blowing up in our faces depending on this speech he gives

DAVE: so we gotta like

DAVE: concentrate here?????

DAVE: instead of jerking each other off all god damned day for the rest of our lives

DAVE: (im just joking we dont actually do that)

ROXY: oh

ROXY: jakes on ur side then?

DAVE: yeah

DAVE: wasnt that hard to convince him after your girl j crock started slut shaming him on public access

ROXY: god dammit jane

DAVE: so i take it jade didnt convert you to our cause before going into her gothic trance fugue or whatever

ROXY: siiigh

ROXY: i just want this whole stupid political thing over n done with tbh

ROXY: i hate watchin u guys tear each other apart in the news

DAVE: yeah sorry about that

DAVE: sorry its making you feel bad i mean

DAVE: not sorry that were doin it

DAVE: itd be an unconscionably lame move to put something on a billboard that i didnt 100% stand by

DAVE: but that sounds suspiciously like something jane would do

DAVE: aka the bad guy in this situation

DAVE: like objectively speaking

ROXY: ugh pls dont start

DAVE: just sayin

ROXY: idgAF!!!

DAVE: also

DAVE: aside from how vehemently i disagree with every detail in janes shitty platform

DAVE: i also think

DAVE: karkats the right guy for the job

DAVE: full stop

ROXY: you rly believe in him dont u

DAVE: yeah

DAVE: of course i do

DAVE: because i...

ROXY: hey before you jet can i ask you another question

ROXY: theres somethin else ive been meanin to ask u about for a while

DAVE: uh alright shoot

ROXY: yea soooo

ROXY: dave how did you come out

DAVE: ...

DAVE: what?

ROXY: like as not being straight

ROXY: howd you couch that to ppl w/o them freakin out or being awkward around u

ROXY: do u think its ever too late to

ROXY: idk

ROXY: change ur mind?

ROXY: about the person you wanna be??

ROXY: like is there a some point of no return you can cross where everyone is waitin for u to have a big ass revelation about your internal character

ROXY: but its like “dude no u already used up all ur gay capital when u started datefriend cohabitating w a cute as hell skeleton alien”

ROXY: and anything after that ur just gettin greedy

ROXY: is greedy even the right word

ROXY: greedy for droppin bombshells

ROXY: bout gender identities and sexual preferences

ROXY: or ids n preffies as i like to call em ;)

DAVE: ids n preffies

DAVE: damn

DAVE: thats fucking good

DAVE: anyway uh

DAVE: thats a pretty deep question considering all the shit we have going on right now

ROXY: yeah ur right

ROXY: now is probs not the best time for a feels jam

ROXY: especially with the creepy jade situation happening on my couch here

DAVE: i dunno if id worry too much about that

DAVE: jade goes into trances literally all the time

DAVE: she fucking loves sleeping

DAVE: youd think someone who spent so much of her life locked in a state of dubiously consensual slumber would wanna get as few zees as possible in her adult life but not jade

DAVE: ive never known anyone who hits the snooze button more times in a row than her

DAVE: if youre that worried take her to a hospital

ROXY: im thinkin about it!!

ROXY: not even sure if i wanna like

ROXY: mess with her tho?

ROXY: how would i even take her there...

DAVE: ok well while you ponder whether you wanna dump jade in a wheelbarrow and trundle her groggy spooked-up ass to the hospital

DAVE: in the meantime ill rap at you about my epiphany concerning the desire to bone some dudes

DAVE: probably not a literal rap though

ROXY: wow im disappointed

DAVE: i mean i could TOTALLY rap about wanting to bone dudes if i wanted?

DAVE: im just on the fuckin clock here and theres lots of people lookin at me

ROXY: :(

DAVE: ok so

DAVE: what ive learned is

DAVE: coming to terms with all this bullshit is a thing you sort of do in stages

DAVE: like stage one is you making jokes about how sweaty dudes standing close together in tv shows seems really gay

DAVE: stage two is making jokes about that and not immediately adding no homo afterward

DAVE: stage three is flirting with all your male friends ironically and not even thinking about adding no homo afterward because youre so fuckin woke and secure in your ironclad straight masculinity that you dont have anything to prove to anybody anymore

DAVE: or thats just what you say out loud

DAVE: inside you start being like

DAVE: oh shit

DAVE: maybe yes homo

DAVE: stage four is freaking out about that and putting the no homo back on all your statements even objectively heterosexual ones which just stupidly makes everything you say sound extra gay

DAVE: stage five is

DAVE: actually wait the next few stages are various permutations of the same thing that i already described

DAVE: it starts being like a gay fractal

DAVE: anyway eventually you arrive at like stage nine

DAVE: which is reminding everyone who will listen that youre gay minimum six times a day

DAVE: in really lame ways like

DAVE: oh cool dude are you making hot pockets

DAVE: better make mine a gay hot pocket

DAVE: cause im a gay homosexual who only consumes homo ass snacks delivered right to my mouth by a big queer butler

DAVE: servin it right up on his huge gay dick

DAVE: but that all only applies to the extent which i am technically gay

DAVE: which in my case is only about maybe 30% to 70%

DAVE: so only cook 30% to 70% of my gay hot pocket

DAVE: cause you know straights are fucking animals who never defrost their pepperoni

DAVE: and i gotta rep for that like 50% straightness still lurking inside me like the idiot who fell asleep in the shopping mall when it was closing for the night

DAVE: so now theres just this straight dude locked in a dark fucking mall for some stupid reason haunting the place like a cryptid and rummaging through the trash in the food court

DAVE: also just in case janes opposition research is listening in on their illegal wiretap i know the word bisexual exists btw im just choosing not to use it in service of spitting some fuckin chuckle jokes here so lets all calm down and not let this one become a distressingly literal federal issue

DAVE: anyway when all is said and done

DAVE: you eat a half cooked hot pocket because all your roommates think the height of humor is taking what was obviously an improvisational riff at unironic face value to punk you

ROXY: dave...

DAVE: what

ROXY: nm

ROXY: i was gonna ask you why ur like this

ROXY: then i remembered about how ur half me and half dirk

DAVE: yeah it really is crazy how those dope late game familial reveals actually did explain everything

ROXY: so whats stage ten

DAVE: stage ten is uhhhhhhhh

DIRK: The Prince opens his fucking mouth, and just literally starts SAYING SHIT, out loud, because he doesn’t think he can take another fucking second listening to a pompous alien virgin monologuing about gender.

DIRK: No consequence, my ass. You may be able to suppress what I do with my mind, but you have no control over my mouth. I’m nobody’s fucking puppet.

DIRK: And you don’t even know my friends. They’re not yours to toy with.

DIRK: They’re mine.

DIRK: Do you even know where I am right now?

DIRK: Do you have the slightest idea what I’m up to

DIRK: Yeah, well. Try and stop me then.

DIRK: I fucking dare you.

DIRK: Here I go. I’m walking up the tower stairs now.

DIRK: Walk, walk, walk. Ah, the exercise feels good.

DIRK: Argh. Wow, yeah.

DIRK: You’re right. My feet are definitely getting heavy.

DIRK: But the Dead Cherub tragically underestimates the Prince’s determination. He powers the fuck through it. See?

DIRK: Stomp, stomp, stomp. Up the stairs he goes. No fucking sweat.

DIRK: Oh also, did he mention? He can fucking fly, so there’s that.

DIRK: He decides to take flight and cut to the chase. He whips up the hollow vertical shaft at the center of the spiraling tower stairs. Life in the fast lane kicks ass, it turns out.

DIRK: He can practically taste the top of the tower.

DIRK: The Prince busts out his sword and makes short work of that big old bell.

DIRK: The slicing is accompanied by the ear-shattering melodic sounds of metal being cleaved apart by an anime sword, as the Prince nimbly avoids the sharp pieces and ricocheting stair debris.

DIRK: He wonders out loud, “what is this, amateur hour”?

DIRK: The Dead Cherub then humorlessly narrates, “why, yes. yes mr. strider, it IS amateur hour. and i’m the amateur here, for throwing a huge bell at you. i would like to humbly apologize for my amateurism.”

DIRK: Sure you do.

DAVE: well lets just say internalized whatevers are kind of like an onion

DAVE: theres lots of layers

DAVE: they suck on pizza

DAVE: and trolls have to get their stomach pumped if they eat them

DAVE: this goes for gender stuff too btw

DAVE: which i kinda get the feeling is what you were actually asking about

ROXY: wow am i rly that transparent?

DAVE: nah but as previously discussed youre a lot like me

DAVE: so it was pretty easy to figure out what you were getting at

ROXY: yea

ROXY: i dont got ur poker face tho

ROXY: but im workin on that!

ROXY: maybe ill get a sick pair of shades too

DAVE: oh DOPE

DAVE: yeah thats dope i support that idea

DIRK: I’m on top of the tower now. I’ve got my long sniper rifle ready and everything.

DIRK: I check to see if it’s loaded. It is. I get in the PERFECT spot for taking aim at this hunky imbecile who’s about to give a speech.

DAVE: anyway i dont think any of our friends are gonna hold your feet to the flames over dumb shit like this

DAVE: and its not like anyone else is gonna care since we definitely forgot to program hating gays and women into earth c

DAVE: humans are all jacked up on hating xenophiles now

DAVE: which sucks a lot too dont get me wrong

DAVE: btw did you know janes a xenophobe

ROXY: dave!!!

DAVE: ok ok

DAVE: so does all this mean i gotta call you dad now or what

ROXY: wat

DAVE: i mean thats what were talkin about right

ROXY: well first of all

ROXY: do u still even make a habit of callin me mom??

ROXY: i thought u kinda stopped that

ROXY: even if it was effin cute

DAVE: oh yeah i guess i did

DAVE: but i could start again

DAVE: but not if it means id have to go to fucking gender jail or something

DAVE: like what i mean is i could start that cute shit again but switch to dad

ROXY: ok but SECOND of all

ROXY: i would never want to deprive dirk of that noble honorific

DAVE: what

DAVE: ugh no way

ROXY: hahaha yeah way hes ya daddy dude!

DAVE: aw fuck noooo

DAVE: wow man

DAVE: i would never call him that

DAVE: i mean i know its true but i just wouldnt...

DAVE: wait

ROXY: what

DAVE: something feels

DAVE: wrong

ROXY: ???

DAVE: like some shits about to go down

DAVE: and i gotta...

DAVE: karkat! dude!!!

DAVE: GET DOWN!

KARKAT: WHAT?????

DIRK: You’re absolutely right.

DIRK: I would never do that.

DIRK: I’d never kill Dave, no matter what I felt the stakes were. I’d never hurt him either.

DIRK: You do understand me pretty well, I’ll give you that. And you’re right about many things.

DIRK: But there are just a couple things you’re wrong about.

DIRK: Pretty important things, actually.

DIRK: First of all, this gun is loaded.

DIRK: But not with bullets.

DIRK: Yes. You’re right about the tranquilizer.

DIRK: But there’s one more fact you’re not aware of.

DIRK: Which is that I never intended to aim for Jake at all.

ROXY: hellooooooo

ROXY: dave??

ROXY: whered ya go

DIRK: No, that’s not what he does.

DIRK: He swings the rifle around one hundred eighty degrees, and points the scope toward the large, now-curtainless window of a distant apartment.

DIRK: He zooms in quickly, cutting even shorter the little time that the Dead Cherub could use to impede him in some way.

DIRK: He takes aim, lets his finger hover over the trigger, and...

DIRK: Ow!

DIRK: Yeah, you got me. Can’t move it an inch.

DIRK: The only problem is, he doesn’t need to pull that trigger.

DIRK: Earlier, when he was messing around with all this shit in plain view, he rigged the rifle to be voice-operated.

DIRK: All he needs to do is say...

DIRK: FIRE.

DIRK: I see. So you’re not going to say what happens next?

DIRK: Is that really how it’s gonna be?

DIRK: So be it.

DIRK: The tranquilizer dart hits the glass of Roxy’s apartment window before the sound from the rifle’s shot even reaches them.

DIRK: She hears the glass break. Seconds later, she hears the bang. She drops her phone on the floor.

DIRK: She doesn’t have the slightest idea what just happened until she looks over at Jade and notices the dart stuck in her neck, right in the jugular vein.

DIRK: She watches as Jade’s huge, creepy black eyes start getting heavy. Her eyelids sag, and her head tilts to the side.

DIRK: She shuts her eyes completely. Her hair stops floating around her ominously. In fact, there’s nothing ominous about her at all anymore. She entirely resumes her status as the cute doggy girl we all know and love.

DIRK: She slumps over and collapses onto the couch. She begins snoring loudly while making a little canine whimper on each exhale.

DIRK: Like the bitch she is.

DIRK: Oh, what’s that? You’re getting a little quiet for some reason.

DIRK: You’re going to have to speak up.

DIRK: Aaand, nope.

DIRK: You’re getting quieter, not louder. You’re gonna need to work on that.

DIRK: Maybe try shouting it?

DIRK: Yeah, I didn’t catch that at all.

DIRK: Not even one syllable.

DIRK: Guess that’s it for you? Back to not mattering.

DIRK: Not that you ever did.

DIRK: Come to think of it, why am I still talking out loud?

[sojournerdiraq]

A Family Dinner

Another passage from my narrative, since I'll be posting those here more often.

Here's your first proper introduction to a few of the main characters in my narrative, and I relied both on my own extremely limited Spanish but mostly a translator to pull this scene together.

Uhhh tagging the only person I know would be interested in reading this,in the hopes that I have done them justice

@thatqueerweirdo

The alien, Mateo Alciato observes, is surprisingly civil. His lips move accordingly, but the sound, his voice, Mateo presumes, comes from one of his wrists.

“Estaré en deuda contigo,” he states, and he attempts to raise a choripán to his mouth. His dress sways softly in the wind

The alien takes a bite and pauses.

“Algo está mal?” Lucia asks

“No, no, lo siento, señora…nunca… comido el carne...antes” this response comes from him, and Mateo can tell, no only because his Spanish is mistranslated, but also because of the familiar off-russian accent; a refreshing change of pace, he finds, from that grating electronic voice.

The alien mutters something in his native tongue, referencing something…or someone named Akanthé.

“El hoyo en Constitución,” great-aunt Alcira asks, “¿eras vos?”

 The alien nods, somewhat sheepish.

“Mi nave se…un momento… des…hi…deshizo.” and again, with more certainty, “mi nave se deshizo. Yo… estrellar con los Andes.”

Mateo nods. His Spanish is relatively conversational, despite his conjugation and grammar errors.

A smile forms on Mateo’s face. In time, he will learn, but for now…it’s best to let him rest.

“¿Cómo te llamas?”

“Mi nombre es Kaió, y soy…oriundo de la…planeta Kaia, en la galaxia Arisiana”

“No he oído hablar de él antes,” María states.

“Ah, lo…saber como… la galaxia Andrómeda.”

Mateo leans forward, intrigued.

María, on the other hand…

“Tienes el viaje intergaláctico?” 

“Si,” Kaió agrees, nodding emphatically.

Kaió offers a timid smile, and Mateo responds in kind.

The extraterrestrial’s gaze returns to his half-eaten food, and, with a left arm, points to it.

“Cual…”

“Choripán,” Lucia answers, “María lo hizo.”

Kaió’s four eyes focus on the lunch before him. 

To this day, despite seeing it with his own eyes, back before he knew of Kaió’s true nature, watching his irises spill into the whites…uh…greys of his eyes sends a chill down his spine.

This being, though cordial, is capable of extreme violence.

Kaió’s gaze turns to Mateo’s bewildered daughter.

“Como hiciste eso?”

María stretches out a hand towards Kaió’s face, and for a moment, Mateo fears for her, that the alien would react defensively.

Instead, he gently places a scaled left hand on María’s wrist and redirects her.

“La práctica, niña.”

The girl’s eyes widen, and she turns her gaze to her own chorizo, staring at it with the intensity of a monastic disciple.

“Por favor, María, termine de comer.” Lucia says, but Mateo knows that look. It’s that same half-smile she makes when her amusement betrays her instructions.

“Estoy tratando de hacer que mis ojos sangren,” María declares, again with her monastic intensity.

“Were that the case,” Kaió mutters in English, “I would not be sitting with you Terrans.”

Mateo, in a stroke of mischievous impulse, translates Kaió’s words for the rest of his family, garnering a variety of looks, from the confusion on great-aunt Alcira’s face, to the awe on his daughter’s face, and the flushed cheeks of his wife; Mateo himself expressed a restrained interest, making sure that he does not appear to invested in their new guest.

“Me disculpo por mi hija, Kaió,”

“No, no, estas bien.”

Even Mateo can see that language barrier disintegrate, having been chipped at little by little until this moment.

It seems as though embarrassment is a universal constant.

“Que vamos a hacer ahora?” Alcira asks, addressing the elephant in the room.

“Podemos mantenerlo? Por favooooooooooooooor? Por favooooooooooooooooooor?”

“María,” Mateo adds between bites. This is the first time he has spoken all evening. “No esta una mascota.”

“Hay tambien el problema de seguridad nacional.” Alcira adds. “Es posible que el gobierno no sea indulgente con los extraterrestres.”

“Puede cambiar!” María shouts. “¡Cambia! Cambia! ¡Cambia!”

“Uno momento,” Kaió states, his voice unusually level for the situation at hand, “necesit…a…mos… necesitamos tomar…sus palas.”

This garners a few looks of confusion from the Alciato household.

“It’s okay,” Mateo answers in English, “take your time.”

“I would be grateful for your assistance,” Kaió pleads, “it seems as though I have reached the limits of my knowledge. On the matter of the Spanish language.”

“What did you want to say?”

“I wished to suggest that we take Alcira’s viewpoint into account. I am sorely unfamiliar with your method of governance, and how your sector would react to such a possibility of my existence.”

Matteo nods, glancing back at his family, Alcira and Lucia staring at him expectantly, while María has already opened her dictionary.

“No necesitas, María,” Mateo gently tells her, and Kaió offers the family an apologetic look, the scales on his face pointed sharply downwards in an attempt to convey remorse.

“Hay que tener en cuenta las palabras de la tía Alcira,” Mateo translates.

“This is a time-sensitive matter…” Kaió adds.

“Este es un asunto sensible al tiempo.” Mateo translates.

“But I am eternally grateful for your patronage…”

“Pero estoy eternamente agradecido por su patrocinio.”

“No podemos rechazar a alguien necesitado,” Alcira answers, and her tone softens, a rare occurrence with her, “aun que eres un extranjero en este planeta.”

“Para que podamos quedarnos?”

“Si, María,” Alcira confirms, “y tú estás a cargo de su lección de español.”

The girl, Mateo’s pride and joy, scrunches her face. The monastic determination was now replaced with unrestrained confidence, beaming from ear to ear.

“Su dente!” Kaió cries, the usually-deadpan robotic voice on his translator somehow perfectly emulating his distress. “A quien debo matar para vengarte?”

“El Ratón Pérez es inocente! ¡No mates a mi amigo!” 

Kaió’s gaze softens, and he places a sheathed dagger on the coffee table.

“Como quieras, María.”

[songofnoheart]

🍾 + What's your body count when you were still alive?

Send 🍾 + a question for my muse to answer your question while drunk. ~ accepting

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... I was neee-hic-ver competitive, so... N-never counted..." There was a reason Brook usually avoided drinking strong beverages with his crew. It seemed like pretty much everyone had a higher alcohol tolerance than himself, so it never ended well.

This time however the musician surrendered to his fate, drinking glass after glass. And now he was lying with his chin on the table, suddenly nostalgic at the cook's question.

"But... Mhmmm... A thousand mayyyy... Be? Hard to tell when you be sinkin' whole shi-... Uhhh... Shi- Ships." Brook dipped a finger into his beer and drew a shape of a ship on the table with a childish giggle. "Yo- You knowwww. They don' teach you to feel bad for 'em in the academy. You gotta be a biiiig bo-yo to lead a Convoy! Even if I don't wanna..." He seemed to give a childish pout at that.

"Huh? Oh you mean.. Se- Oh! Saaaaaaanji-saaaaan, you nauuughty-nauuuughty. Yohohoho! I could neeeeeeeeeeever! Not before marriage, you siiiiilly goose! Mnnn... Is there still any of that milky liqueur left?"

[neko-naruto]

We all pretend to be the heroes on the good side

Si algo blanco crees que es, en negro yo puedo ver

Todo lo ven con sus propios colores

El malo sin corazón es bueno en otra ocasión, pero ¿cuál de los dos tiene razón?

So many shades of gray

(uhhh something in Japanese idk)

El bien desvanecerá

Saps que algun día jo em vaig a trencar

Iya ("whatever" in Japanese)

Soy la mala, ¿qué más se podía esperar?

No te imaginas el tipo de persona que junto a tí está

El hermano, que su mano fuiste a apretar

¿Sabías que en la otra mano tiene escondido un puñal?

No sé, tal vez te mate

No sé, tal vez me mates

Tal vez me mates tú

Tal vez te mate yo

No sé

We all pretend to be the heroes on the good side, but what if we're the villains on the other?

Am I good, am I bad. Ay

Está bien, está mal. Ay

El hombre al que adoras de seguro es el perrito faldero de alguien más

Ay

Yoru desu, warui desu. Ay ("It is good, it is bad" in Japanese)

Potser bé, potser mal. Ay

La persona que aborreces de seguro es el querido hijito de alguien más

Ay

So many shades of gray

(more things in Japanese idk)

Good easily fades away

Saps que algun día jo em vaig a trencar

Ima ("now" in Japanese)

I, ni ("one, two" in Japanese)

Soy la mala, ¿es que puedo ser algo más?

No te imaginas el tipo de persona que junto a tí está

El hermano al que apartas de los demás

¿Sabías que en la otra mano tiene escondido un puñal?

Iya ("whatever" in Japanese)

Son los malos los que apartas de los demás

Con el alma corrompida y sin la luz en el mirar

Y ya

Los villanos, los que dejastes sin hogar

Han creado una família y ahora vuelven a gritar

Tal vez te mate

No sé, tal vez me mates

Tal vez me mates tú

Que sea solo a mi

Lo sé

We all pretend to be the heroes on the good side, but what if we're the villains on the other?

We all pretend to be the heroes on the good side, but what if we're the villains on the other?

We all pretend to be the heroes on the good side

imagine falling asleep and waking up to this in your askbox

[nessihow]

Científico, playboy y ¿Peluquero? [Rick Sánchez x Reader]

[Kat, 2010]

Había sido muy difícil convencer a Rick para que se acostase conmigo y se relajase un minuto, ha estado trabajando durante unas semanas en un proyecto muy importante para él, y cuando Rick se vuelca en algo, se vuelca 100 por 100 en ello, no duerme, se le olvida comer y muchas veces incluso parece olvidarse de que existo. Sé que son paranoias mías y que es algo a lo que debería estar acostumbrada sabiendo que luego venderá ese invento intergalácticamente, se hará asquerosamente rico por unos meses , y en vez de tratarme como su sugar baby y comprarme mierda cara, se lo gastará enfermizamente rápido y volverá a inventar algo, entrando en bucle.

Pero no podía culparlo, sabía a lo que me enfrentaba cuando me dispuse a salir con Rick, así como él sabía que por mucho que no se lo pidiera necesitaba que me demostrara de vez en cuando que me quería como el primer día, pero siempre parecía hacer oídos sordos, por lo que no me quedaba más que disfrutar momentos como este cuando está descansando la cabeza en mi regazo mientras le acaricio el pelo, se lo había dejado largo hasta la mandíbula, es decir que no tenía melena pero tampoco lo tenía corto, había estado muy preocupado por su cabello, más que nada porque estaba a punto de cumplir 60 que no eran pocos seamos sinceros y la posibilidad de caída o de calvicie estaba cada vez más cerca, no es que fuera inseguro acerca de ello o algo, pero se había dejado mimar más en ese tema, como si tuviera miedo a que no volviese a pasar, me dejaba hacerle coletas, acariciarle el pelo o incluso me incitaba a tirar de él en momentos más...ejem...acalorados...

-Rick, papi ¿Si te quedas calvo te pondrás un peluquín? - 

-¿¡Perdona?! NO EMPIECES OTRA VEZ- saltó de mi regazo sentándose en el sofá fulminándome con la mirada.

-Bueno, no te alteres, puedes usar peluca, joder que ofendido estás hecho...- dije mirándole mientras me burlaba de él.

-Eres idiota.- se levantó del sofá para irse esta vez ya enfadado y todo.

-Bueno cariño, pues un injerto, de verdad que tienes la piel muy fina mi amor.- Estaba riéndome en su cara a este punto.

...

-Ahh....Ric-Riiickkk.- Gemí su nombre entre suspiros, con los brazos alrededor de su cuello, mientras él descendía besando con la boca abierta mi cuello.

-Siii,¿T-te gusta? uhhh¿Te gusta eso?- Susurraba en mi oído entre empujones y jadeos.

-HMMM Justo ahí, ay papi ahí.- Subí mis manos hacia su cabello y hice un arco con la espalda, acercándome más a él si era posible y tirándole del pelo.

 Al parecer, demasiado fuerte.

Paro en seco en una de las embestidas y salió de golpe.

-AY,JODER, ¿Se puede saber que haces? Duele... Además estaba tan cerca...- empecé a murmurar quejas mientras él se pasaba las manos rápido por el pelo y se peinaba hacia atrás.

-NO, ¿Qué haces tú? Tirándome del pelo como si tuviera la misma fuerza capilar que un chaval de 20 años - 

-Rick papi no me puedes estar diciendo que te estás enfadando al punto de dejarme en medio orgasmo por tirarte del pelo, no te creo, tiene que ser una broma.- dije buscando mi ropa interior para enfadarme con un poco más de dignidad.

-Madura Kat, Madura.- dijo poniéndose los pantalones sin nada debajo y yéndose, probablemente al garaje.

Me quedé murmurando reproches en la cama empezando a detestar que le diesen esos brotes de ira como a un niño de 15 años. ¿Luego la que tenía que madurar era yo? No había cosa que me molestase más, cuando utilizaba la diferencia de edad para ganar discusiones era realmente molesto. 

...

-Rick mi amor, Beth me ha pedido que lleve a Morty a su primer día de escuela y creí que te haría ilusión estar all- corte mi frase a la mitad al ver lo que estaba haciendo Rick al entrar en el garaje -Papi ¿Q-Qué? ¿Es eso gomina y laca?-

-No me desconcentres Kat, estoy haciendo una cresta punk como las de los sex pistols.-

Y efectivamente, estaba poniéndose los pelos de punta usando unas cantidades indecentes de productos para el pelo, incluso había colocado un espejo en el garaje.

-¿Ahora eres peluquero?-  Me ignoró completamente mientras seguía "peinándose", hasta que se frustró y agarró dos cables de corriente, juntándolos y haciendo que saltase la electricidad a su alrededor, poniendo cada bello de su cuerpo de punta y haciendo que se tambalease cayendo al banco de trabajo. Me acerqué corriendo a sujetarle y a preguntarle como estaba, se reincorporó para mirarse al espejo y admirar su nuevo look.

-A esto me refería, ¿Me q-queda bien eh? ¿Te urps gusta nenita?- Se giró para mirarme, asentí con la cabeza rápidamente temiendo otra crisis nerviosa de su parte. Pero cuando me fijé en él de arriba a abajo observé una mancha en su entrepierna.

-¿Rick, te has orinado?- Abrí los ojos ante su imagen de científico loco.

-AH, si, efectos secundarios de electrocutarse.- Se separó un poco de mí mirándose a sí mismo. 

...

Se cambió los pantalones mientras yo alistaba a Morty para su primer día de colegio, sus padres estaban trabajando y no tendrían mucho tiempo para acompañarle, Beth dijo que quería que el niño tuviera una figura familiar presente ese día, así que de cierto modo obligué a Rick ir con nosotros. 

-¡RICK! VAMOS A LLEGAR TARDE.- Grité mientras le ponía su mochila de gatitos al niño, estaba muy nervioso, no paraba de meterse las manos en la boca y arreglar su uniforme. 

-Re-recuérdame porque t-tenemos que ir los dos.- Rodó los ojos mientras caminaba hasta mi coche.

-¿Agüelo Rick? ¿Qué le pasó a tu pelo?- Paró Morty inmediatamente al ver los picos que salían de la cabeza de su abuelo. En el fondo estaba orgullosa de él por esa pregunta, a pesar de sus 5 años era un muchacho extremadamente observador. Rick cogió al niño en sus brazos mientras le preguntaba si le gustaba, Morty rió tímidamente y negó con la cabeza. Le encantaba molestar a Rick.

-¿Debería dejar que me peines tú a partir de ahora compañero?- 

-Seguro que estarías más guapo si le dejases.- Reí, mientras le besaba y pasaba mis manos por ese cabello salvaje que tanto me gustaba y que tanto me gustaría en sus mil maneras.

[dsanimao]

El tutito nos llamaba JDKKS

Y nopppp, pq no te conozco más allá de lo que muestras aquí, no podría llamar a alguien mentirosx si no tengo pruebas uwu

SOY UNA NENITAAAAA, que decirteeeee jsjsj de vdd me da wiwi hablarte siento que te podría caer mal jajjja

Hacia tutito y sigue haciéndolo 🥱, así que tienes un perrito, cómo se llama tu bebé?

Yo ya me bañe y voy saliendo, pero ni creas que te salvarás de mis ask KSKSK

ya era hora del tuto wawa

más te valeeee porque aquí todos juzgan sin conocer 🔪

JKAJSK pero por queeee te da wiwi? jajsj me da risa esa expresión, tengo dos perritos uno se llama Simón y el otro Sam son mis bebes preciosos 💕

uhhh ya perdimos a la anon llamada Lissette 😬