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welcome to my genshin onlyfans au dump. yes you read that correctly. actually the porn will be off-screen i just thought it was funny in my head. idk if this takes place in america/europe 

aether (19-20 ish) is a Surviving college student (a rare species) who spends time earning money via onlyfans and a decently popular twitter icon. he’s very gay and exhausted but at least hes getting $$$ while in the middle of studying for investigative journalism. he misses his sister who studies in another country. 

paimon (19) is aether’s roommate and aether’s lesbian best friend, while she mostly mooches off of aether’s food they also make bad choices together and Have in fact scammed people on both Grindr and Tinder together for cash. 

amber (20) a school committee girl and one of aether’s go-to besties because she’s in one of his classes. she’s dedicated to her studying and drinks several cups of coffee just to survive and aether has to drag her into his apartment to cook breakfast for her. 

venti (26) is a post-graduate, he earned a degree in Something that he hasn’t gotten any use for as since the bottom line is: capitalism still made him a broke bitch. he goes day to day crashing in peoples’ places while doing gigs regularly. aether’s gay best friend who Sleeps Around a lot and introduced paimon and aether to Grindr Scamming

kaeya (24) is a school committee who handles (Relaxed) security for events, he’s a fan of aether’s content and is an entire instagram baddie and Actual model. emotionally a disaster but nobody actually knows about that. everybody Simps. nobody actually knows if hes a student or not they all just see him Vibe. aether can’t Stand him but he would jump on him if he could. 

jean (38) the world’s most exhausted professor. aether’s second favorite, he offers to bring her food when she feels like she’s Dying before/after class and has to work out everyday or her body will Deflate without her brain. help her. the main admin of the council/committees.  

lisa (38) is jean’s partner and Theorized Wife but nobody actually knows their business together aside from the professional side. lives off of coffee and aether’s number 1 favorite because she likes to mother him around (and then some) and dote over him not knowing about the things he Does. she gets him to do errands for her and sleeps until he gets back. also one of the admins of the council/committees.  

diluc (22) the young owner of the family bar. also the reason why venti is still Alive and will gladly do it if it means venti attracts customers. he has seen aether’s content at least twice in his life and will never recover.

zhongli (29) is a returning college student who’s going back for business related purposes. venti introduces him to aether and almost manages to ruin his life because he asks Venti Of All People when it came to asking about his content. aether will die for him with his legs open

childe (23) is another rich boy college student who has very Sketchy connections (rumors say that he’s part of the russian mafia, even if he’s italian)  and hangs out with aether regularly. he supports his onlyfans and they actually Do sleep together sometimes