#uh oh spaghetti o's

[timeclipsed]

@run-muse-dot-exe asked: [ clutch ] you know, boy, you could make quite the killing were you to put those skills of yours towards... less philanthropic means. catching my drift?

— ;; PIQUED, LOFTY EARS PRICK UPRIGHT behind the magazine keeping visual attention at the peculiar outsider's pitch. Gradually, the broadside is lowered, as airily-propped legs slump off the desk separating them, replaced with his upper body weight leaning in.

❝You have my attention. Go on.❞

[ozimagines]

See? I can do it too.

Miguel was having his usual shit day. He’d almost gotten over being shanked and now it was around every corner. Morales’ words of warning to Chico did not go heeded; he fucked with Miguel as often as usual.

Today, Miguel needed a little peace and quiet. He headed to the library, accompanied by some guard whose name he could t bother to know. He rounded a corner and out of the corner of his eye saw movement. The hack was gone. Shit.

“Hola, Miguel.”

Miguel rolled his eyes.

“Chico.” He acknowledged. Chico smirked with an unearned confidence that made Miguel feral with anger. He saw the glint of a blunt shank in his hands. Fuck. All he wanted to do was read a damn book.

“So this is what we’re doing now?” Miguel asked tiredly. “No days off from your bullshit, huh?”

“You’ll have plenty of days off in the ground.” He chuckled at his own wit before adding stupidly, “because you’ll-“

“Uh huh, ‘cause I’ll be dead, yeah?” Miguel finished, rubbing his temples. So this rocket scientist was his arch nemesis?

Chico blushed in anger and embarrassment before flexing the shank in his hands. He rushed at Miguel in an instant, but Miguel was ready, already pushing back with all his force, wrenching the shank out of Chico’s hands and clattering to the ground. They tussled for a few moments before Chico swept his leg and pushed him into a wall, hand around his throat, throttling him and his other hand scratching at Miguel’s skin until there were red lines down his exposed arms. Miguel was pushing back but the hand around his throat tightened as the pressure continued. His head felt like it was about to explode when-

“Holy shit, dude, are you hard?”

Chico’s hand dropped Miguel and sent him to the floor. His words didn’t even register with Miguel until a few moments of gasping for air. He looked down at his pants, significantly tighter than they were moments earlier. His face went from blue to red in an instant as he fumbled with his trousers.

Chico didn’t know what to fucking think. Here he was, trying to kill his rival, and the bastard was hard as a rock. The fuck was that supposed to mean? He was looking at Miguel like an alien when suddenly his face split into a cocky smile.

“Oye, pendejo, I didn’t know you swung like that.” He cackled a sharp laugh that brought out a nerve in Miguel’s forehead. His heart was racing. Chico was going to tell everyone he was a fag. Was he a fag? No denying the Eiffel Tower in his pants. This was bad. Half of Oz wanted to kill him so at lead a few would want to fuck him. His mind was racing.

“No no, Miguelito, I’m flattered, really. You have taste, I’ll say that.” Chico continued his boisterous laughter that enraged Miguel so violently.

“Tell you what, chula, I’ll let you suck my cock for free. How ‘bout that, sweetie?”

Miguel was seeing red. The world was disappearing around him.

“I’ll even let you call me papi-“

Miguel slammed into Chico and knocked the wind out of him when they hit the wall. He tried catching his breath but it was stolen from him when Miguel trapped him in a passionate kiss, prying Chico’s mouth open with is tongue. Miguel pressed his leg between Chico’s, grinding his own cock into the man. Chico was breathless. Miguel’s hands were raking over his body, down his abdomen, inches from his boxers. The heat of Miguel’s tongue burned him to his core. It sounded faggy, but Guerra got weak in the knees, body turning to jelly under his enemy’s touch. Miguel softened the kiss, running a hand up Chico’s jaw and through his jet black hair. He pulled a centimeter away, and pecked again softly, relishing the look of confusion and arousal carved on Guerra’s face. He took his hands away slowly, leaning into Chico’s ear, making sure to nip at it a little first.

“Look down, dick.”

Chico furrowed his brow in confusion and Alvarez pulled back and began to walk away. Chico’s eyes darted down and lo and behold, Chico was pitching an absolute monster of a boner. Thing was at full tilt. His face burned red and his heart palpitated as he looked toward the end of the hallway where Miguel was walking. Before he rounded the corner to the library, he called out.

“See? I can do it too.”

[freckliephil]

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[if-loki-was-a-fox]

So many moments from Secret Life burned into my memory ready to be quoted at a moments notice

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

Warning...uhhh, just me venting and ranting about shit. Come back later if you don't wanna deal with this shit.

Man. Never realized how plan and boring I am. I don't do drugs or smoke or drink. I'm not funny, I think only my friends laugh at me because they pity me or something. I don't have many things in common with people or I just never know what to talk about because my life isn't anything crazy or exciting. I'm just a plan, boring, ordinary girl who goes to high school.

I like boring things like reading and I write with punctuation and capital letters. I correct spelling mistakes that I've made. I...I'm boring. I'm so boring. And my friends drift away from me because I never know what to talk about after having a few conversations and then silence. I'm not fun and I'm scared of many things. I can't even ride a fucking bike.

I'm a loser. And it's all I am. I'm trapped in my own world, I like things others don't or I just come off as weird and loud. I'm not funny enough to make people just want to come up to me. I've been the butt of a joke all because of how I make myself look or just my looks in general. I've been harassed by boys my age or maybe even a little older all because I'm just a quiet little Emo who always wears her headphones around. I've been made fun of just because. Guys pretend to be friendly to me, say their friend called me pretty and want my number, etc.

I'm fucking tired. Because that's me. The Sam here is not as great as y'all probably think she is. Or is as funny. Or as cool. Or anything.

I'm not cool.

I'm just a boring loser who likes literature. Who doesn't like rollercoasters. Who can't even ride a damn bike. Who...is just boring.

...

Anyways, here's Wonderwall–

[djsouled]

It had been a rough day. Her entire form was tired, and even her extrovert self seemed to be oversocialized. So, she'd unintentionally started to sign in JSL.

'Have you eaten yet? I was going to make something to eat, and I tend to make too much food for just one person. If you have anything specific, I'm happy to try it.'

it had definitely been a long day, lots of talking to the media and reporters and fans and god he was getting a little sick of it all, quite frankly. and that in of itself was surprising to him after the initial jolt of a realization ; something creeping into the back of his mind like a hand clasping the back of his head.

he's thankful for the kinder presence around him now, a sort of breath of fresh air in the middle of all the suffocating pressure. he found himself sighing all that pent-up energy out, shoulders almost giving a little sag as he was given the golden opportunity to come back to the language that felt like home.

hizashi lets a smaller, earnest smile decorate his face instead of the same old ear-to-ear one he so commonly adorned. there was an easier way about him now. hands move a little less animatedly, but fonder all the same.

' all i had were those two cups of coffee earlier. what do you have in mind? '

@pluviacuratio.

[mnemosyne-xiv]

👏 HE 👏 DID 👏 NOTHING 👏 WRONG 👏

[feyarchived]

no writing from me tonight because i am Full, but i am gonna see if i can get back into my book and read instead of falling asleep at 5:30 wish me luck

[potatoesandsunshine]

just trust me... i'm so right about this one...

everything will be fine as long as they keep Not Talking About This

[w2soneshots]

Hey there can you please do something like y/n (also a YouTuber and she’s a very nice a sweet girl )y/n and Harry r dating and living together and Harry is doing one of those videos he does with Stephen,Chris and Will and maybe it’s just like she’s kind of in the background and cute little moments of her being in the video.

Lockdown -W2S

words: 0.6k+

warnings: none.

summary: you and Harry spend an average day in lockdown together.

notes: thank you so much for your request my love! I hope I did it justice💝🫶🏼

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y/username: good morning🌅 @wroetoshaw

-comments-

freyanightingale: morning beautiful💞

-> y/username: 🫶

y/nfanpage21: you're both practically matching🥺

user81910592: what's Harry filming??

I've been with Harry for around a year. We got together just before January 2020, and when covid hit Harry asked if I'd move into his apartment with him. We spent all of the first lockdown together and became even closer, due to spending every day practicing trapped in his room. When September rolled around constrictions were being lifted but we were still spending a lot of time inside.

Harry, Chris, Will and Stephen have recently started doing group videos on YouTube. I've been in the background of lots of them but usually go into the living room (when Cal isn't doing something in there) and watch tv. Today they're filming "Ranking the top 10 YouTube videos of all time".

"I'm gonna start filming in a sec, are you gonna stay?" Harry asked, his keyboard clicking. "Mhm," I hummed "I'm just gonna put my AirPods in." I said. "Ok." He glanced at me with a smile. "Alright boys!" He said loudly to the computer, a few minutes later. After around ten minutes Harry said my name "y/n?" "Yea?" I said pushing myself up from the mattress to lean on my elbows. "Can you quickly react to this," he pointed to the screen "for the video?" He asked. I nodded "sure." I got up from the bed and Harry moved his chair back so I could sit on his lap. "Here." He said passing me his headset. I put it on and immediately the boys said hello.

I reacted to the video with a loud laugh as I leaned back into Harry. Then I said a quick goodbye and passed the headphones back to Harry. I sat back down on the bed while Harry finished the video, which seemed to be taking a lifetime.

Once he was finally done he plopped down on the bed. I took my earphones out and smiled at him. He smiled back "I'm gonna get in the shower, wanna join?" I raised my eyebrows then giggled "yes, yes I do." I said and we both got up off the bed. As we stepped into his bathroom we stripped our clothes off.

After we finished "showering" we dried ourselves off, got changed and headed into the kitchen to get some dinner. "You alright there Cal?" I asked the man stood looking at the oven with a confused look on his face. He looked toward both me and Harry "uh- yea, I just can't figure out how to turn this on." He said. I laughed "you've been in this apartment for over a year and you still can't turn the oven on?" "I haven't needed to use it, we've got an air fryer ya know!" He exclaimed. Harry chuckled "just press," he stepped forward to point to one of the buttons "that one mate." He said. Freezy nodded "oh, thanks."

Cal took his food to his room and me and Harry began making some simple, quick spaghetti bolognaise. "Mmm, this is just what I needed." I said taking another bite of the pasta. "Yea, this is bangin." He said with a quiet hum of satisfaction.

We cleaned up and headed back to Harry's room. We sat on the bed and Harry began scrolling through his phone while I tried to decide what movie I wanted to watch on his large tv. Harry hates anything that isn't a documentary or based on a true story, he thinks it's pointless watching fiction because you don't actually learn anything. Which I understand so usually while I watch something Harry will sit with me, but doesn't actually pay any attention.

I lay with my head leaning comfortably on Harry's chest, our legs slightly intertwined and his arm wrapped tightly around me. Just before the movie finished I drifted off into a deep sleep, lulled by the sound of Harry's heartbeat and the calming sound of his breathing.

[borbygorlinbbqworld]

The SIL

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It had been a long time since you'd seen your older brother and his much younger wife. They had moved to some nice house in the suburbs after they got married while you stayed behind in a crappy apartment.

She had always been way too good for him. Born a jackass, his only requirements for a wife was someone hot, and someone who did everything for him.

Not only was she the perfect little domesticated housewife, but she was a stunner. Brilliant smile, lustful hazel eyes, long auburn hair... and a huge fucking rack. The first time you met her, you were positive they had to be implants, but after having watched how much they bounced and jiggled when she walked, you realized she had just been blessed by the gods.

Your brother was super fucking lucky.

So once you'd heard he had walked out on her just as she'd delivered twins, you knew it was the right thing to do to check up on her and her babies.

Your brother was an ass for getting her pregnant and then leaving. The least you could to do help put was bring some food over, maybe help out a bit and let Anna know not all men were garbage.

So, casserole in hand, you rang the doorbell.

You heard footsteps at the door, then the sound of someone moving the eye hole to peer through.

"Jack?!"

She opened the door, looking a little embarrassed, and your jaw nearly fell to the floor.

Pregnancy had been extremely kind to Anna. Her breasts appeared to have nearly doubled in size, stretching out the tiny spaghetti strap tank top to the max. The outline of fat, juicy areolas and hard nipples were tantalizing through the near see-through fabric.

She tugged at the shirt, doing her best to keep herself as covered as possible despite spilling out the front and sides of the tank top. "I'm so sorry, I... I wasn't really expecting anyone..."

"It's okay!" You managed to choke the words out, but ripping your eyes away from her massive tits was more impressive. You held up the casserole. "I brought food for you guys."

"Oh my goodness, you're so sweet!" She nearly looked ready to cry. She took you by the hand and led you into the house. "Come on in."

Each step made her nipples bounce and sway despite her top being so tight against her breasts.

She must have been so full of milk...

"So uh... twins, huh? How's that been?" You swallowed hard, sneaking another look at her giant mammaries. Your dick twitched at you noticed small damp spots form at her nipples. "They must be hungry kids..."

"Quadruplets, actually." She put a hand to her breast, checking for milk as more started leaking through her shirt. "And honestly, not hungry enough. I just put them down for a nap after a huge feed, but I... I'm still so engorged... "

Four.

Four kids, this woman was feeding, and she was still leaking from being too full! Your mouth went dry; what you wouldn't give to be able to suck each of those things dry as you fucked her...

You watched as she pulled out her breast pump and pushed a button on it. "Crap... battery still hasn't finished charging..."

She blushed as the damp spots on her shirt started to drip onto the floor. "O-Oh..."

One little squeeze.

That's all it would take. One little squeeze of her swollen breasts, and her milk would have sprayed all over your face and tasted so good...

"I started selling my milk online," she continued. "I had to. Nowhere to store it when you make so fucking much every day..."

"H-How much?"

"Well, after my babies eat, the excess is about..." She trailed off, looking embarrassed. Wincing, she felt her other breast, causing a little to squirt through her shirt. Helplessly, she looked up at you. "About a gallon per breast."

You could have melted.

This woman was a fertility goddess, able to feed four babies, and God only knew how many else with her excess. But she was your sister in law; it would have been totally wrong to do the things you wanted with her.

And there were so many things you wanted... She might have only given birth a short while ago, but she exuded hormones that you knew begged for you to get her pregnant again.

She was in absolute heat, and your body couldn't stop picking up on it.

And if you did try anything... How many times would she let you thrust and put your seed in her as her breasts bounced back and forth? Would her tits get so full of milk it would immobilize her?

With how big they had swollen to in this pregnancy, she wasn't all that far off.

"A gallon, huh?"

She nodded, her breasts jiggling along with her. "And they're just so heavy all the time..." She turned her back to you and backed up. Even from behind, their large masses poked out the sides of her silhouette. "Lift them up for me?"

Your dick throbbed. She was asking you to touch her tits... No. Her voice was a whine, and she was practically begging you to touch them.

You obliged, and hoisted her heavy breasts into your hands. Immediately, she let out a sigh of relief; they felt incredibly heavy as you lifted them up and down, milk sloshing within the confines of her tight skin. Your thumbs rubbed the sides of her flesh, feeling out her glands until your hands were damped by her warm milk. It had streamed down from her teats, which looked even more prominent than before as you looked over her shoulder. Throbbing blue veins darkened her otherwise porcelain flesh.

She must have been super fucking full, ready to burst...

Before you knew what was happening, she spun around and pushed your shoulders downward, forcing you to your knees. The shirt that had already barely fit her to begin with looked like she had grown out of it before your eyes as her milk stretched her engorged tits. She struggled to lift it up and over her breasts, but she managed.

It left you face to face with massive dripping mammaries as you salivated and soaked your boxers with precum.

Biting her lip, she looked down at you in desperation. She leaned forward just enough so her nipple was a mere bredth away from your bottom lip. "Please...?"

You kissed it gently, causing her to let out a soft moan and a spurt of milk. Before you could continue teasing her, she shoved her teat into your mouth.

Immediately, your mouth filled with the sweet milk, and some dribbled down your chin. Rubbing your tongue against her swollen nipple made her cry out again, releasing more sweetness for you to feast upon. And feast you did; sucking, slurping, swallowing, her supply never seemed to end.

You switched breasts, releasing her fat teat with a resounding pop before latching onto the next. You slid your arm between her legs to get a decent balance, and that was when you noticed how wet Anna had gotten.

She rubbed herself against your arm, letting out soft moans. Not only did she need to be milked, but this woman was fucking horny! It only made your cock feel harder, and much more difficult to ignore.

Her body wanted more babies to feed, and by God, you were going to keep fucking her until she had at least twenty.

How the hell did your brother give that up?

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[avaleigh16]

Ghost: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Soap: >:O language

Y/n: Yeah watch your fucking language

Kyle: OKAY WHO TAUGHT Y/N THE FUCK WORD?

Rudy: 'The fuck word'.

Alejandro: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Y/n: Oh my god they censored it

Rudy: Say fuck, Alejandro.

Y/n: Do it, Alejandro. Say fuck.

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Soap: Rules are made to be broken.

Price: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Y/n: Uh, piñatas.

Kyle: Glow sticks.

Rudy: Karate boards.

Alejandro: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Ghost: Rules.

Soap: Y/n.

Y/n:

Price:

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Ghost: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Soap: Okay, but what is updog?

Y/n: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Kyle: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Rudy: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Alejandro: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Ghost: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Kyle: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Y/n: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Soap: What’s a henway??

Ghost: Oh, about five pounds.

[someones-here-for-sure]

CRISIS NOT AVERTED I’M FUCKED!!!!!

CRISIS

[theclosetcreature]

He's in a bit of an uh oh spaghetti-o situation

[sansssins]

Essek: I'm breaking up with you.

Caleb: Is it because I say Uh Oh Spaghetti O's when things go wrong?

Essek: Yes.

Caleb: (under breath) Uh Oh Spaghetti O's

[midnight1nk]

So, this week's episode...

[Spoilers below cut]

save me SMG4 episode save me

(the following is my live reaction:)

moo-stache moo-stache moo-stache

why do I feel like Pedro's going to be here?

"bruh Pedro was just a one-time thing." they literally killed off Mickey, ANYTHING can happen

KAIZO YOU'RE BACK HI

OMG please tell me someone from the Team saw this fan animation and put it in the episode as a nod to the animator, that would be awesome!!!

btw great fan animation, go check it out if you haven't [link]

YAYYYY, c'mon Mario you gotta spend time with your brother :)

also I need to find a playthrough of this game while I work

whoops my hand slipped [*makes 4 say "I should've chosen the USB over you, 3"*] :)

Hey Shroomy :D ....oh *western spaghetti flashbacks*

like seriously, I can't hear that audio the same way again

helicopter helicopter (copter)

oh hey swag *he fades away* NOOOOOO

well, digging did (mostly, sorta) help the last episode

OMG HI HI HI MY SILLIES

Three, why are you here if you think it's stupid? unless... 🫵 🏳️‍🌈⁉️

it's giving "I'm only here to support my boyfriend's interests", like I'm starting to believe that they truly are dating behind the scenes

they're on a date, your honor 💙💜

and there they go bickering again smh /affectionate

I'd like to think that ever since Four drives a forklift, that's just his method of transportation. screw the car, we're taking this baby out for a spin :)

Mario, you need to be ✨forklift certified✨

sorry, just Three's gayass poses give me life

actually yeah why is the line not moving?

the boys :)

also that walk animation tho

HOW LONG IS THIS LINE?!

also c'mon Three, show us your dance moves :D

oooooh that editing i love that

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

now that they've mentioned it, why are there so many conventions happening at the same time? hmmmmm *game theory theme starts playing*

SMG3: "Maybe they're lining up to go to your mom's house. That line's usually pretty long." DAYUM THREE

"the line doesn't end" ayo wtf????

shroomy, you've eaten mushrooms before and you had no problem with that

....it really is the end of the world huh

ONE WEEK LATER?!?!?!?

"there is no end" "the end will come" me, sitting in the corner: hmmmmmmmmm

whelp, it's confirmed, I kin Four now

Three's not going coo co crazy, he's just vibin' :)

THIS IS WARRRRRR

this whole fighting scene omg it's SO good!

....WOTFI? ok no :P

AWWW THAT WAS ACTUALLY SWEET DUDE

CAN WE PLEASE GET A HUG? FOR ME SPECIFICALLY?

.... yeah uh Boopkins, you're going to have to explain what the hell you mean by that

not that it's surprising, we've been through a lot. just another Tuesday (or Saturday in this case)

MY HEART CAN'T TAKE ALL THIS FLUFF

HUG HUG HUG

THAT'S MY BOYS

RAVE PARTY [*dances*]

....sonic, is that you? sorry, my mind is still in the sonadow generations phase so I can't unsee them

:O wait, Boopkins, what did you mean by that?

MARTY?!?!? WTF

SMG4: "Don't worry, Mario. There's one way we can fix this." Beat the shit out of him...? YEAH I KNEW IT HAHA

*explodes*

and congrats to samgagmincho for your art featured at the end credits 🎉

.・-: ✧ :--: ✧ :-・.

This was a fun episode, I loved it!! Seeing my boys is always a plus and I appreciate the return of some side characters. With how the world is right now, I really needed this episode. So, thanks Team, for keeping my spirits up.

I just enjoyed watching my silly little guys doing silly little adventures. Traffic is a nightmare so I don't blame Mario in the slightest. Anyway, 3 and 4, how was your date? /silly

Can we just talk about the animation? It was so good!!! You really see the quality they put in, especially in that fighting scene. I didn't expect MARTY of all people to be the cause of all this. I honestly thought it was going to be a gag of something harmless just being in the middle of the road for no reason (like a turtle or smth) and the Crew being like "ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!" but NOPE, Marty was here and apparently A SORCERER?! I really shouldn't be surprised, what am I talking about here. And ofc the OG duo immediately beating the shit out of him is so fucking funny to me. He didn't die (I know that), but he's definitely going to be more relevant in the future.

...puzzlevision 2? ok I'm sorry

SMG4 show and jokes aside, I hope you all are ok. No matter what happens, we'll stick together. Don't give them the satisfaction that they want. You aren't alone, and we'll keep on fighting.

Going to be a Sonic fan here, Sonic 06 is famously known to be... augh. But there is a good moment with Shadow that I think is relevant now:

Mephiles (the villain of the game): "It's futile. The world will betray you. Why fight at all? Why risk your life for those who will persecute you later?" Shadow: "If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have."

Take care, my dear fellows, and I'll see you all in my next post!! Hmmm, there is "no end" [*game theory intro plays*]