#ugh well seee

[sanjisblackasswife]

Asking Them Their Tip Color (NSFW)

I’m horny and miss doing these stupid HCs

Black Fem Reader in Mind

Ft. Sanji, Zoro, Luffy, Law, Ace, Shanks

Sanji

Knows exactly what you meant is is both shocked and turned on.

Face is so cute and pink :(

“W—ti-tip?!”😀

He is more taken back by how casually you asked. Was you being fr?

“I’m curious what color is it.”

“Uh…it—um…y-you wanna….seee?”

He was so prepared to get slapped for asking but opened his eyes in shock to see you already tugging at his belt.

“Lemme seee. I bet it’s a cute pink. Like your cheeks.”

And you were right.

It tasted as good as it looked too.

Law

You ask this question like once a week.

“Y/N I swear—“

“It’s a medical question.”

“HOW.”

“….”

“…”

“….so is it light brown or da—“

“Next island we’re dropping you off and leaving.”

Zoro

He knows what you’re talking about, but is too busy trying to cover his blush to answer you

“WHAT IS YOUR PROB—“

“Gatta be brown—“

“Y/N!”

You make this man a flustered mess. Absolute mess. 1. He already likes you and that’s hard for him to handle. 2. You openly admitted to having his dick on your mind

You give up trying to ask, and honestly Zoro sometimes regret not possibly telling you because maybe it would stop the lonely nights he has fucking his fist to you

Maybe you could have seen for yourself if you pushed the envelope a bit more.

Ace

“T—ip?”

“Mmhm. What color is it?”

Luckily you pointed at his dick so he knew what you meant. His head looks down and he does a crooked smile at you

“Well aren’t you direct…you really wanna know?”

“Ugh…are you ganna tell me or not?”

“Depends…what color are your nipples—“

“ACE!”

He laughs, he loves teasing you.

“Light brown.”

“Oh?……can I make it white?”

“What?”

“Hm?”

Shanks

“Indian Red.”

“…..what—“

“around #CD5C5C—“

“WHAT—“

“Cut—“

“Shanks—“

“7.8 inches—“

“SHANKS—“

“I got one big fat ass vein and it curves to the left so when i fuck you it will hit just ri—“

“SHANKS PLEASE!”

Luffy

“Tip of what.”

“YOUR tip.”

“Of what.”

“Your dick.”

“My dick?”

“Your dick, Luffy.”

He shrugs, not really giving a damn and casually just unbuttons his shorts and literally looks at his dick in front of you.”

“Ion know…y/n what color is this?”

He literally pokes out his pelvis for you to see it. Though you were shocked at how nonchalant Luffy was to show you his dick. You still looked.

“It’s Bro—“

“What the hell are you two doing?”

It was awkward explaining why you were looking inside of your captain’s shorts in front of Zoro.

[benslittlestarkiller]

Vladimir Makarov Headcannon Imagines

This is dedicated to those who wanted me to write a Vladimir makarov story 💋

Vladimir is a traditional man. He shows his woman respect

He demands respect from you, too, however

If you disrespect him, it’s like a fun game for him

He gets to punish you

He makes sure the punishment is not only fun for him, but fun for you as well

Everything is consensual between you

And he also likes when you’re on top… though he never emit it…

Vladimir take you on dates to expensive restauraunts. You can order whatever you want

Total sugar daddy material. He buys you dresses and expanto sive jewellery,

he take you to Prsfda, VChannel, Gucchi, , Her,mires,

All the nicest stores in Moscow

You never have to work a day in you life with him, cus he will take CARE of you.

Yiu do NOt have to voook, clean or anything elsoe

He hires a maid for you, she do everything

You call him “Vladdy” or “Vladdy Daddy’

Vladmir stoood on the balcony of his expensive high rise penthouse apartment suite condominium umm

He never like to see you wear revealing deresss. Your body for his eye only. NO man loo at yoo

OR ELSE BREAK KNEE…..

You came up behind he and wrap ur fingers around he waist gently feeling his hardened muscles and sclupted booty, his firm body tough from battles he had won during his time in the military when he was younger, the training had formed him in to the hardend virilie form he had now.

“What is it baby girl” he asked in Russian accentw

He accent make your coochie tighten with need for he hardened thivk veiny bulging cook

When Flaccid it was like a Makarov pistole.

But when standing at attention like right now it was big as AK-47

“Vladdy I want you” you said in a breathless voice

“I want you too baby girl” he picked you up

And set you down effortlessly on the balcony railing 50 stories up

He grips youe thighs in his strong hands spreading your legs as wide as the black sea

Your princess parts already just as wet as the sea 2, u panties drooping weet and socked with need for Valdimie

“Ohhh please daddy I need it, my coochie is tingling”

Ur word gets hum going with intense adn debilitatng nerf NEED

So sorry guys news device so HWSF. t hard to tupe type with :C

His dick slid against your intimage area, his dripping essence mingling with yours

He slode your panties aasdide and pushed the tip, like the Onion dome of St Basils Chuch, against

You dripping aching cunt.

He take tim e filling you slowly so you fee each inch adn centimeter of his engorged and throbbing member

Your head falls back in exsctasy “OJHHHk….” you manned

nd he MAnned too. TThe feleling of. f your atight wales

Encasing him and sucking his deeper

He filled you deeply until he breached the sensitive barrier of your cachinh aching cervix

“OHHHHH Please full me deeper VlDDDY!”

“Oh baby gur yuo felt so sgoood……. ugh ugh ugh”

Each moan of his pleasure made you wall clench, squeesing him tight like squeezing into a pair of jeans after eating a generous bowl of borscht.

“oh, Bladimir, I can;t i htink i’m gonna……”

You body shakwes violently as you come on his virlie cup

“AHHHH@@!!!!! Bladdy!!!! Vlad@@!!!!”

The feelungb of u tight geat him close t o the edge of falling off thr edge of bluss

But h held back,

His trusts becme hurdle nd fatter as he is losing himswlf in plosure

His cock swells like a sponge left in the sink during washing up after dinner

But you didn’t knew about it acuz your maid did it

Hoa beethunf becined eruged BS

And thun he cams inside your

Hole

Thick hefty spurts fill your waiting womb like a bowl waiting to be filled with borscht

Or a pelmeni dumpling being filled with a serving of meat and veggies

His cum drips our off you down your leg and then down off the belcuny into the city street of Moscow Russia

Cum fell like sno soft and wet onto the winter city

Your love dripping for all too seee

Even the maid

As she cum alung to clean the evideance away offf the balcunty

That day and night Vladimir Jr was conceived in a flurry of pission

Ladimurlove his sun

Vladimir jr

He was a good boy raised by his loving mother ans father

You love him. Raise him to fight in war

The wing

[princessozera]

Obey me, but in the rush hour Taxi scene

*MC and Simeon jump into a car*

MC: Uh- take us to 666 Akuzon Drive

Demon Driver: No. Get out.

Mc & Simeon: What??

DD: I don't drive their kind.

MC & Simeon: ????????

DD: Humans, I dont drive humans.

Simeon: But I'm an angel.

DD: Yeah but youre with them! Theyre the most manipulative species across the realms! Always tricking us into pacts, seducing our prince!

MC: LOOK WE'RE NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS! We just got back from a very long time loop!

Simeon: With very irritating resets!

DD: Youre a pathetic buch of weaklings that always resort to violence! Always abusing our pacts!

MC: Hey thats not true! Humans are very resourceful and kind!

DD: Humans are a joke! Short life spans, pudgy and soft. You cant even eat poison apples! Human indominability & resiliance is fake!

MC; Huh. I didnt hear you man, talk about humans again. I dare you- I double dare you.

DD: Even your sorcerers disgust me- ugh. Solomon.

MC: OH HELL NO- YOU WANT VIOLENCE DEMON BOY? WELL YOU GOT IT! 🔫🔫

Simeon: MC PUT THE GUN DOWN!!

MC: SAY YOU LOVE HUMANS.

DD: I LOVE HUMANS. PLEASE DONT KILL ME

MC: SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

DD: *starts singing Devildom's anthem, 'Are you ready"*

MC: NOT THAT ONE! A HUMAN ONE

DD: I- I dont know any.

MC: OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEE

DD: oh say can you see

MC: BYYYYY~~~~ THE DAWNS EARLY LI-

[dream-meister-translations]

TILIA - VOICE COLLECTION

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"Master, where are you going? …To buy a stuffed animal? Can I come with you?"

"Master is such a good girl… It's boring… Let's do something bad, shall we?"

"Once you peel off the skin, human beings are all full of malice. Master is no exception… Right?"

"Mmm~♪… I love it… I can smell the stench of evil on you. "

"You're not tryna do good things again today, are you? Don't you ever get tired of it, Master~?"

"I like bad boys~…"

"Huh, you're tired, aren't you?"

"I wouldn't have minded losing. That would have been just fine."

"Ooh-La-La. Isn't that a shame, Master~?"

"Ugh… Can't I skip the search? It's not like it's gonna make a difference if they go alone…"

"Hmm? Exploration, you say~? We can go, but… I wouldn't get your hopes up."

"Inside the Master Key is a really mysterious place, huh? It's… Strangely cozy~…"

"Great job on the search~! What did I think about it? I don't ever wanna go back♪!"

"Everyone seems to have such different pasts~ Well, that has nothing to do with me~!"

"Now's the time to be the good guy!"

"Nh~… I can't breathe whenever I'm with you master~ …Don't smile at me like that. I don't like it."

"…Hm, I guess the essence of human nature is absolutely evil after all, huh?"

"I'm laughing my ass off at the idea that humans are 'good'. Because there's all kinds of things wrong with you, really."

"You don't have to be good anymore. Why don't we just do whatever bad things we want? Everyone's evil after all!"

"Master is such a stubborn human, isn't she? I'll definitely break through that good guy facade of yours one day."

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TILIA : It's impossible to convert a human being into something good… I mean look at you, you're a hypocrite and a creep. ALMA : Don't say that! You can understand anyone if you talk to them! There's no such thing as a bad guy!

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TILIA : Just is a revolutionary~… At least, you say that, but then you end up doing whatever you want. Isn't that kind of… Evil? JUST : If that's what you think, then watch!! I'll show you exactly where my glorious revolution will lead! And how it will end!

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TILIA : Hmm… If you look closely at Navi… He's actually really soft and fluffy… Like a stuffed animal… NAVI : H-Hey! Can you stop staring at me with that weird look on your face!? It's giving me the creeps!

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NAVI : Ugh, it's so gloomy and my hair's getting all sticky. Can we go home nowww? TILIA : I guess so. We've worked hard enough, right? Let's quit it for today.

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TILIA : If we don't come back with results, we might just get thrown away. NAVI : Oh, that's fine. It's not like we matter anyway, right? We're just helpless fairies★

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NAVI : Searching for the truth~★! I think there could be no greater cause for Tilia and me~, wouldn't you agree~? TILIA : That's true. Though I think you not just giving up the search is commendable enough on its own.

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TILIA : Fromm is such a wimp, always scared that he's gonna mess everything up. Well just mess everything up anyway. It'll be easier that way. FROMM : Eh!? No way, I can't do it! I'm as worthless as a stone in the ocean. I don't have the guts…

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JUST : These fluffy treats are getting sparse… I should've packed some more before we left! TILIA : You shouldn't worry so much. It's not like we need to work that hard on these searches, do we? Let's just skip it this time~

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JUST : Mmm!? If you look closely, you can seee that Tilia's tail is… No. No. We must concentrate on our search for now! TILIA : Lykos's is fluffier. Please, give him all the pets he deserves~! I don't care if he doesn't like it!

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TILIA : Hey, hey, Fromm? We've done enough exploring, can we take a break now~? FROMM : Eh? Well… We still need to finish exploring this area, so we can't take a break yet…

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JUST : Tilia! My fellow revolutionary! Thanks to you, we have truly achieved something we can be proud of! TILIA : Huh? You really think you can just say what you want, don't you~? Well, I don't like it and that's just fine by me.

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TILIA : Fromm, let's slack off. If you work too hard, you'll make Master worry. And you don't want that do you~? Hmm~♪ FROM : What? Oh, is that so… But I've always been a bit of a liability… I want to do my best today…

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FROMM : What!? Tilia! You weren't just lying to the humans, but me as well…!? TILIA : I thought Master would get upset if Fromm skipped work… Ugh… They're so boring.

[wench-and-jezebel]

Dark Angel Reaction: The Kidz are Aiight

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

Oh god😕ew [What a way to start]

LINTLICKER!!! ITS BEEN A WHILE

JEEZ

Seee this is the part where he seems to not care.  Like oh I love them …. But I’ll also let them die to find the others

[btw um.  Remember how I've mentioned the whole.  PsyOps thing.  That I've mentioned.  Occasionally.  because... this is PsyOps.]  OH SHIT not the laser to the eyeeeee!?!?  Blech

Is this a different Zach?  Like a recast?  [No, I don't think.  He's just.  Ragged]  He looks different 🤣

Is this real or is he losing it?  Or is this part of what they’re doing?  [Do you really think I'm gonna tell you that?  :)]  Rude

Ah, I see

Ew, creepy smile

[I like her pants]

Ma’am.  That.  Doesn’t seem… Sanitary.  

WAIT!  Is this the gif?!  [Yes.]  ISSS THE GIF!  [*sigh* you’ve found another mouse, I see]

This is sweet  [This is true!  The cane thing was kinda cute too]  I KNOWWW 😭😭

[Bruh, the first thing he's gonna have to do with the feeling in his feet is clean the grit from between his toes laksdjf]  🤣🤣🤣 so true

☠️☠️☠️☠️

Again. KENDRA WHYYY

[They both pulling the 80s romcom obsess-over-the-outfit montage]  I’m loving this

☠️☠️☠️ the what is what sir

[Oop- leg shaving?!?!?!  Damn]  🤣🤣🤣  [Things are serious]

ACK I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN

["Friendship" Bruh, Logan, you lie]  ☠️☠️☠️

Zach ded

WOT?  THE TOMBSTONES!  THE DISrespect

See this is why I don’t like you Lintlicker

Nope! Ack!

Oh.  That-  [Digging himself out of the grave went better for him than it did for Dean ngl]  That was easier… yeah

Is the dr helping or is this a set up  [Nah, I think he was helping?]  Okay good  [I think we saw him hold Zach's hand earlier]  Awwww  [I don’t know for sure though]

You know what this means… Dr gonna die

Friends don’t need candles Logan  [:)))]

Aww  

“So.” Awkwarddddd  🙂

When are we doing another NCIS!?!  I need someTony now lollll  [asdlkfjasldkfj we can do it soonnnn]

Poor Logan  [Getting stood up for incest vibes]  Logan: Zach?!? 💕💕

[Y'all, I'm not liking this parallelinggggg]  

Oh hello (annoying) Max. I was wondering when you'd show up

Bet Max is thinking “well shit… maybe Logan was right”

[Okay, sorry, but... Acting = 3/10, film staging = 1/10, overall judgement = bad]  “Oooooowuwuwuuuwuu”  That’s the noises that face makes.  Like… Suck it up ☠️☠️☠️  [And did I mention the incest vibes suck]  Yea.  They do

Yes, let’s get in this cave and scream.  Genius

["It's different with you" Ummmm See?!?!?!]  Um  ["How could I forget-" oh god]  Huh.  [“-one single thing about you”]  Ewwwww

– – –

Jezebel: *sigh* Aight, let’s see… We got another not much has happened yet episode.  Except I met PsyOp, or however it’s spelled

Wench: PsyOps.  And it's a department, not a person alksjdflkdsajf  

Jezebel: You shush! I know

Wench: But yeah

Jezebel: And the whole laser in the eye is *sigh*

Wench: So recall that I've told you that Alec's been there a good three times :)

Jezebel: Poor doctor guy tho! Like he did not deserve that… just to help the guy in love with his own sister (and maybe her “not boyfriend” too… it’s complicated)

Wench: I'm still not fully certain whether doctor guy was aboveboard btw.  I can't remember, sorry.  And I wouldn't spoil if I did anyway, so hah!

Jezebel: But alas Max and Logan were being cute and I finally got to see the waterside scene irl 💕💕

Wench: I swear, we're gonna find out later that you've actually watched this entire show through gif form.  It's just two seasons of the Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme

Jezebel: The “not” date was adorable, but, also, I’m sorry Logan…  if that chicken sat in the oven (while it was off) long enough to have cooked fully…. She’s spoiled.  Manticore ain’t gonna be able to get Max if she dies from Salmonella

Wench: lkasjdf

Jezebel: And then its all thwarted by pre-Zachinator ‘cause he nneeeeedsss Max

Wench: Ugh. Like... it'd be different (maybe) if they were in different units, but, as it is. No. She and Zach are too fraternal to be anything but incestuous. It's about the vibes and theirs are. nop.

Jezebel: And, of course, anything for Zach. So I got a good heaping taste of the Max I hear so much about 

Wench: This is true!  You get proof @witchy-writer-lady and I aren't insane!

Jezebel: 🤣🤣🤣

Wench: Thoughts on their... *cough cough* dynamic?

Jezebel: Yes.  EW.  And that’s it!  That’s the thought. 

Wench: And that’s all for midpoint!

– – –

[Once again, btw.  WHAT IS IT WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS GETTING TO LOOK DISHEVELED]  🤣🤣🤣 This is fair

The flashback thing tho

[“It’s been a long time since I let my guard down long enough to sleep”  Buddy, you slept for two seconds wtf you mean]

Sooo i thought he was just a physical therapist  [I think he is?]  Oh.  He sometimes seems to be more  [alksjdf idk for sure, sorry]

Also, buddy has horrible timing

[Poor Logan, competing with his brother-in-law for romantic attentions... betcha he never expected to have to deal with that]

The cane looming in the background like the serial killer, scary music and all

Twassss a set up

[Real subtle there, undercover guy]  Yeah, lol… Like y’all know they’re senses are heightened

The doctor’s alive!  You dog!

[Y'all.  Why are you sending Ordinaries after two transgenics alsdkjf  They're begging to get their asses kicked]  🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Zach looking over at Logan like "shit, he's got his legs back; now I've got no chance!"]  Zach’s like oh hello  [Oh, shit, "no chance" with which one?!!? Askdjf] 🤣🤣 [See, normally, I’d make a joke about “Logan has two hands” but the incest is keeping me from being able to]  ☠️☠️☠️ True.  Solution: Alec’s gonna come and he’s gonna be like… Welp, I’ve run out of hands… sorry, Zach.

☠️☠️  [The bitchiness is a family trait]

Poor Logan   [I knowwww.  But at least she apologized this time]

[Oh, no, not Normal's excessive patriotism showing up already]  ☠️☠️☠️  He called him a weenie

Sir, you don’t get to call them your kids, you bastaddd.  Lintlicker!

[Um, I'm sorry, that does not qualify as hair that looks "like she hasn't cut it since we escaped" aslkdfj]  🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Very true  [I swear that looked, like.  Shoulder-length]  Maybe it grows slow

[Okay, a little past shoulder length, but still.  Not nine years or whatever]

Does she die?  [Not answeringgggg]

Lintlicker’s Angels over here

Long gaze

[I find it kinda funny that her s2 mantra is "don't lose track of your family because I did and I regretted it ever since" and yet she legit Does Not Stay With Them despite many opportunities to do so]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Your “kids”

[Be concerned about this committee btw.  And about who this "she" is]  Ooooof  [They're not talking about executing the order]

[Um.  "She looks just like I remembered"  BITCH WOT.  Y'ALL WERE NINE]

That. Was.  *sigh*  Really adorable  [I knowwwww]

[She's kinda clueless missing that tbh.  Thought she was a supersoldier with keen senses alkdsjf]  Right  [How tf are you missing this]  Like… Ma’am  [THE VEIN IN HIS FACE IS HIGHLY VISIBLE]  *sigh*

Oooooop let me go talk in circles  [Not the monologues aksdjf]  On the skyscraper

[“Maybe it’s something in the way I’m made or something”  IT'S NOT IN THE WAY YOU'RE MADE, MA'AM, IT'S YOU!  YOU SUCK]  🤣🤣🤣🤣

– – – 

Jezebel: The ending had less happen then the beginning.  Minus the rescue, but like… We should have met the sister way sooner.  That was so rushed.  Like oooop here’s a new sibling!  Who you shall see for .05 secs!  Then she’s off to Canada!

Wench: Accurate assessment

Jezebel: But poor Logan

Wench: You're starting to see the Big Drama btw

Jezebel: Back to candle lit transfusions

Wench: Nom: dinner-I mean, what?

Jezebel: 🤣🤣🤣

Wench: Also, Max looking so annoyed at him was so funny.  Like, ma'am, he is literally holding onto the counter for dear life to stay upright.  And you're bitchy about him not letting you stay for salad.

Jezebel: I KNOW!  And like after the cute little see for yourself, why would he just switch up like that???  Ma’am.  How can you be so genetically enhanced.  And so stupid.  At the same time?

Wench: And it's not even answering nature vs nurture because they "nurtured" the observant side of her but clearly that paid zero dividends lakdsjf

Jezebel: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wench: Max legit just goes: yeah, no, nature and nurture have got nothing on my particular brand of sheer stupidity #girlpower

Jezebel: 🤣🤣🤣 I just don’t understand

Wench: You haven't even met Alec yet *sigh*  He puts her so far to shame.  ALSO.  To be fair!  s2 has a whole host of different transgenics and they're literally all better than Max.  Joshua is amazing, Mole is great, and BIGGS.  I love Biggs.  He's in one episode but he and Alec have chef's kiss camaraderie.  

Jezebel: Also!  For my final point of the reaction: that is not how you look at your sister.  And done!

[imy2]

n

4-10 hi again sketchy n skeezy •

ewww i hate vomit(lol) , scenes w it r always the worst. or dirty bathrooms .. •

"gah she bit me!" "she bit you!" "that's what i said - she bit me!" "me too?" "she bit you?" "no, she bit you!" "but, you said -" "she bit you." .. "am i gonna tan?!" "no, little buddy. you're gonna z. .. use the barbicide, that stuff kills anything! .... did you just drink that?" "yeah!" "do you feel any better?" "no!" "ok well you weren't supposed to drink it." lmaoo, but also sketchy's face :'/ seee - "fine, shoot both of us!" •

^"that'll do the trick." "whose side are you on??" "sorry." lol sarge looked so cute in the corner •

"how could you?!" "yeah murphy, after all we've been through!?" "yeahhh.. mmmm. eh." •

3 chop votes lol sarge •

"why didnt you ever say anything?" "i didn't think i had to." "i love you." "i know." aaaa sketchy n skeezy man , another example of my theory that i still need 2 lay out btw.. •

"coinkydink." "dues ex machina." "kismet." "horseshit." •

loll the name of the salon - "curl up and dye" , ns i evr noticed that•

4-11 "you think this is all ever gonna be over?" "yeah.. i don't know, kid. but my heart says yes - now, i have no reason to believe that. but if i didn't, i may as well just crawl into a hole n mercy myself." "thanks... i think.." pftt2 •

10k being the one who's w warren rn is so funny he's so awkwardd "ermm. warren 🥺" lmaoo then warren tellin him to hit her •

omfg. cz kissin kaya overnover . kaya "i ached for you, baby." •

"so follow the sparrow and come be my hero, enough is enough - let's even the score, get on board, i can't take anymore." end song •

4-12 doc n murphy r such good bros , omg sarge ur annoying... ok•

4-13 sarge n 10k also got a bullet moment, less cool tbh.. ughh warren n murphy :'/ ... hi redmurphy .. them lookin out from the base was cool .. lol at red n 10k.. •

•s4 done... 3/5 •

5-1 bullet 5x , simple ilikeit •

"ugh why does everything always got to be our fault." "because we do stupid shit." me doc n murphy wld be suuch good bros•

"what about warren? - you don't know she's alive; i know she's alive. i can feel her out there, somewhere. -- you and i both know if it was the other way around, warren would be looking for me." •

"yeeeehaw! yeeeeehawwww! .... you're killing me." murphylmao •

hi george.. oo i wish i was that talker •

[videostak]

ugh i feeel so awful abt tomorrow like idk like i shouldve not jumped to take that job like UGH well ill seee i shouldnt think too hard abt it like itll probably just be normal ass boring ass unpacking stuff and working in a warehouse but like also its halloween tonight and im trying to just relax and distract myself but like imposssiiibbbble to i cant think of anything to like distract myself w/... maybe ill watch a short ass movie or smthn if the cats go to my room to chill soo ya.

[shhhthoughts]

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2008 I AM ACTUALLY EXCITED TO GET A HAIR CUT, AND TO DYE MY HAIR A NEW COLOUR!!! i mean i'm only gonna get it cut just past my shoulder, but it's a big thing for me, cause i haven't had a cut since 2008, which is crazy, and long overdue, but still!!!!

i think i'm gonna dye it green. i originally wanted to do autumn colours like orange and yellow, but i think i'll try and do that for next august instead, so i can enjoy it for longer then just... two or three months, i'll likely have it into november. whereas right now i'll probably have green into christmas.... and then after christmas idk what i'll do. there's a lot of colours out there, so we'll seee!!!! but i'm excited, and that's all that counts.

also my brother comes home to STAY on saturday. which is wild. he hasn't lived on the east coast (well... in ontario lol) since ..... 2017ish? so it'll be great to have him home, and with the family. my gramma will love it too, especially since she's been getting worse (i still jump when the phone rings, worried it will be the call to tell me she's gone).

ANYWAY. my brothers got two weeks before he starts his new job, and we've sorta made plans to hang out. maybe go downtown and do something... hang with toph and his girlfriend... idk we'll see what happens!

okay that's it for now, need to head off to sleep... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

i still wish i could get my cut to work on my main blog, otherwise i'd keep my shhh thoughts there, but the cut glitch is still happening, ugh.

[madraleen]

Attack on Titan - Hajime Isayama Vol.17-19: A rambling commentary.

-Eren: *is having an existential crisis* Me: But have you seen a manga character as beautiful as Levi

-No, shut your thoughts, shonen boy, we’re going to your father’s basement!

-The plot is so complicated and dense and intertwined, but it’s explained so simply and concisely, I love it.

-Seee, Eren, I told you Grisha couldn’t possibly be the villain here, compared to bastard Rod Reiss! Have faith! Listen to Historia! He was trying to save humanity from the First King!

-What Levi said to Erwin: “I have a long list of things to tell you.” What I read: “Bitch u not gonna believe dis shit.”

-”Sasha? You haven’t eaten anything. Are you okay...?” This is legit the most verbally caring Mikasa has ever been.

-”About as well as a swarm of cicadas pissing on it.” ASJSDF L E V I!

-It’s not just Historia, look at how much bb Armin has grown, I’m getting teary-eyed.

-Er. I don’t feel comfortable getting the chills with Kenny the Ripper’s dreams and self-reflection, thank you very much, goodbye.

-Yesss, Historia hit Levi, go Historia go!! Thank you for this moment, this is funny, thank you.

-Is. Is Levi smiling and thanking them. SMILING. Can we end this here? Wrap up the manga? And they all lived happily ever after?

-Oh, two months passed with no incident! Hooray!

-Dun dun dunnn. Who and when will Levi choose to turn into a Titan.

-I need Eren to... I don’t know. I need him to find his strength. Get emotionally stronger. Or get emotionally wrecked even, but get SOMETHING. He’s been wavering every which way for a while now. If he were hardcore haunted and broken, fine. If he were hardcore resolute and fiery, that would be fine. Currently, he’s a little bit of a everything, and I need him to become something, have a stronger inclination towards something. Literally everyone else shines -for good or bad reasons, that doesn’t matter as long as they shine as characters.

-(after seeing a spoiler-free Genshin VAs-related post) No shit, Daisuke Ono voices Erwin?!?! For real?!?! That’s the voice I’ve been giving him in my head, omggggg

-I read something on a random online article once, on which manga benefit from their anime and which work better as manga. It mentioned AoT, but I cannot, CANNOT remember if it said it undoubtedly works better in anime form because of scope and action, or if it undoubtedly works better in manga because the anime can’t deliver the scope and action. All this to say that I wonder if I’ll actually like the anime as much as the manga. I am certain I’ll cry at hearing the characters’ voices and seeing them ~in the flesh, but on the visual side of things... I wonder.

-Show us those fangs lurking beneath those eyes, Eren! Show us! It’s been a while!

-Ugh, it’s so sweet to see the Yeager family origins.

-Baby Eren gnawing on Carla’s hair, help.

-Why DIDN’T Grisha avenge Carla himself?

-Every time Levi and Erwin are alone, I’m on the edge of my seat, ‘cause every time I think they’ll drop a lore bomb.

-Lmfao, Sasha and the meat, thank you so much for this.

-How is it only three months since this? From the first Reiner attack? So it’s been ONE MONTH since the first Reiner attack and Historia’s becoming queen?! How is that possible?! Am I counting wrong

-The “Night of the Battle to Retake the Wall” is so nostalgic, I love it. It’s so nice to see Jean and Eren bicker for silliness.

-”If you keep acting suicidal, I’m gonna kill you!!” And at that moment, I became Jean.

-Yeah, that’s it, what Armin said. Eren looks like he got his energy back in this chapter, keep it up little bb.

-Yes, Eren’s “We’ll bring them back” to Mikasa’s question if they can go back to the old days, YES, that’s Eren, that’s so Eren, you’re reclaiming yourself bb, go  you!

-This conversation of Armin, Eren and Mikasa about going to the sea will be so painful one day, I can just feel it. Eren’s not gonna die soon, so I’m getting worried for Armin. I hope I’m wrong. Please let me be wrong. 

-If they kidnap Eren again, I’m gonna kick something, just saying.

-We’re hyping Armin a little too much, I’m worried. That said, I’m living for Erwin giving authority to Armin.

-You know what I really love. The detail of the windswept hair depending on people’s direction of movement.

-Aaand now I’m worried for Levi if he’s supposed to kill the Beast Titan, ehe.

-This battle really does feel like the end of something.

-Levi forbids them to die, my heart.

-Part of me is calculating death probabilities based on whose past we’ve explored the most. Right now it’s Erwin, just saying.

-What is this random panel of Levi in the rain in Erwin’s monologue, what is it!

-War Chief Zeke! We have a name!

-I’ve often wondered if we might be in the wrong, if things will prove waaaay more grey and we’re just gung-ho anti-Titan because of lack of information, but... with Bertolt outright saying “We want all of humanity inside the walls to be wiped out,” well, I don’t think there’s any forgiving that.

-Jean is on Titan Eren’s shoulder and he’s holding on to a lock of Eren’s hair - Armin is in super danger right now, but this visual makes me happy.

[jungwnies]

synopsis ― enhypen reacting to someone asking, "when's the wedding?" pairing ― gn!reader x enhypen

rate ― sfw // fluff warning(s) ― none! word count ― to be determined

♡ ― enhypen is too young to even start thinking of marriage, but please do not take this the wrong way as it is just a cute and fun little headcanon! ♡ ― please like + reblog ― feel free to follow if you enjoy the content below!

JUNGWON ―

╴would be on v-live with jay ╴and your relationship was actually public even though they were one of the newer groups ╴everyone thought the relationship was very wholesome and sweet, and everyone hoped for the two of you to get married ╴it wasn't uncommon for the members to joke around and say the two of you already act like an old married couple since they witnessed some of the bickering ╴jay and jungwon would be reading through the v-live comments when jay stumbles across the question ╴"jungwon, they wanna know when you and y/n are going to get married" he laughs as he reads the question ╴jungwon would smile and slightly blush, "i'm only 18 guys!" ╴jay laughs and proceeds to add more detail, "they already act like they're married so no wedding is needed"

HEESEUNG ―

╴his relationship with you was revealed a little later but there was speculations ╴he was used to the questions about you, obviously simple ones like, "when are you going to reveal your partner," "we want to see couple pics," you know the whole gist of it all ╴however, finally ╴hybe released statements and heeseung released pictures ╴everyone loved the two of you and loved the visuals ╴you and heeseung were both on v-live since the fans wanted to seee how the two of you interacted with eachother ╴nothing but playful bickering and fluff, obviously ╴the two of you were attentive to the comments, heeseung more than you but you stumble across the question ╴you whisper into his ear, "fans want to know when you're going to marry me babe" ╴heeseung would laugh before looking at the camera, "no marriage anytime soon guys" ╴you would laugh as well, but now you're curious ╴will he marry you?

JAY ―

╴jay is very talkative ╴i can imagine him just completely boasting about you, whether it's to family or friends, or even the members ╴everyone knew how much jay was in love with you ╴and how much he cared and adored you ╴it was common knowledge ╴however, this boy talks about you almost nonstop ╴so jake popped the question in the dorms, "when's the wedding jay?" ╴jay would pause mid sentence and pretend to think hard, "i don't know maybe in a few hours?" he would joke before giving another response ╴"maybe in a few years, i know you're eager to be the flower boy." he jokes again ╴jake would laugh at the response and jay would proceed to get on his phone to text you about what he was just asked ╴cute & wholesome ╴jay will marry you, he loves you like he's loved no other

JAKE ―

╴SO CUTE ╴LITERJNSKDNS ╴anyways ╴jake would be on a v-live ╴and he was answering some of the english questions ╴however a lot of the questions were about you or relationships in general ╴he always got so shy and flustered seeing your name come up on v-lives because he wasn't used to millions of people knowing about hsi love life ╴the way he face lights up when he sees your name though, ugh so cute his little smile, (head over heels for him rn) ╴but without realizing it he reads the, "so when's the wedding?" question out loud ╴covers his mouth quickly and laughs ╴"i'm still pretty young guys, maybe one day though." ╴blushes for the rest of the v-live at the thought of seeing you walking down the aisle

SUNGHOON ―

╴cutsie wootsie LKMFAO ╴gets so shy talking about you, always ends up doing a soft nervous laugh ╴he loves you so much, but always gets so surprised when people wanna know about the two of you ╴yes, sometimes the boy is cocky but he's really just like a baby ╴the question was brought up in a group setting, probably during an interview ╴i can imagine one of the questions being, "who's going to get married first?" and they all point to sunghoon ╴followed by someone asking, "so when's the wedding then?" ╴would immediately smile and break out into nervous laughter, "no, no i'm too young." ╴the members would laugh allow justifying his response saying they're all so young but maybe one day

SUNOO ―

╴just clap and laugh ╴ni-ki would be the one to ask the question ╴the boy is always joking around, but ever since sunoo got a partner ni-ki can't seem to get enough of teasing the two of you ╴you and sunoo would be bickering over which ice cream flavor to get, he obviously wants mint choco, but you on the other hand do not (personally i like mint choco and would hope others do too, but for the sake of the story you do not like it) ╴"you guys already bicker like an old couple, are you sure you guys aren't married already?" ╴the two of you would laugh at niki ╴niki would laugh as well, "but seriously, when's the wedding?" ╴sunoo would reply jokingly, "not any time soon until they start liking mint chocolate" ╴you laugh, "it's not awful, it's just not my favorite."

RIKI ―

╴v-live 100% ╴riki would be doing a dance jam and you were there supporting him ╴the viewers loved seeing you too, it made them feel young again ╴young love frfr ╴anyways, riki would always take the time to read some of the comments, especially if a song he didn't really vibe to was playing ╴or sometimes you would read through the comments yourself and say them outloud so he could answer them when he wasn't looking ╴everyone loved the dynamic between you too and although you're both pretty young they couldn't help but imagine what it would be like if the two of you really did end up together forever ╴it wouldn't exactly be, "when's the wedding?" but more so of a, "do you want to marry her?" ╴he read the question to himself instead of reading it out loud, but he still answered, he said the person's username and replied, "maybe one day, not yet." ╴everyone was confused since they didn't know who he was talking about or what he was talking about, but to the person who asked the question, they knew exactly what was going on

© 2022 JUNTHUSIAST ― do not repost + translate on any sites w/o PERMISSION

[boozenroses]

Haikyuu boys seeing your art 🙊

This is my first time writing hcs or anything so plz be nice 😔

With:Bokuto🦉💞,Terushima🥺,Kuroo😼💞

𝐓𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚 𝐘𝐮𝐮𝐣𝐢 🙈

Soo he was at your house and he asked you to draw him because uh- you didn't really know what to draw so he was like. "Draw me like one of your French girls ;)" and you were there like "Bet 😼" MANS WAS EVEN POSINGGGG

UGH. N e wayz, we know Terushima would do some extra shit like that. He's seen your art before and he really likes it. He doesn't know about your other drawings of him tho 😏 hehe~

SO to surprise him, you draw him in a bunny costume and made a few other doodles of him on the side. "Make sure you get my good side, hon." You rolled your eyes at him. After like 10 minutes he was complaining. "I can't pose like this any longerrrr."

"Then stop posing, idiot." You'd respond. After a few more touch ups, you were done :D

Mans was like 'finally' 😩

You showed him your drawing tablet and he was actually really amazed, but a bit flustered because uhh you drew him in a bunny costume lmaooo

"Wooowww- I look hot. As always 😎" You chuckled and playfully punched his arm. "Pff, shut up."

𝐊𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐨 𝐓𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐡𝐨𝐞 🤜🐔💨

Soo this one was more of an accident. You were making your daily Kuroo doodles while you two were studying. You yawned. "Ughh- I hate reading these stupid text bookssssd ahhhsjdjej." You'd complain. He softly chuckled and looked over at you, he noticed you had your book slightly turned away from him.

Soo now you done FUCKED UPPP...now this nosy ass mf is curious. LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID NOW...mans was making a whole ass plan. He was gonna wait for you to walk away so he can see what you were doing in your notebook. Mans was waiting foreva 💀

You finally got up because you had to go pee."Well time to drain myself 😩" He let out a dramatic sigh. "There are many different ways to say that-" You rolled your eyes and left the library table y'all were working at.

Once he saw you enter the bathroom, he grabbed your notebook as fast as he could. MANS WAS SURPRISED. he never knew you could draw, he lowkey thought your doodles were satisfying to look at. A small blush creeps up his face because you drew him in a maid outfit with cat ears on.

When you were done, you saw him holding your sketch book...So now you're freaking out and panicking because he saw your drawings of him. You slowly walked over to the table you two were working at, because you can't stay near the bathroom forever. "Care to explain?"

"Well- uh...I-...I was just making some doodles" you stuttered because you were super nervyy. You just sat back down, avoiding all eye contact. He chuckled because he found it cute whenever you got nervous. He placed the sketch book in front of you. "I like them...mind if I keep one?" He asked, with a smug look on his face..

"Uhm...sure." You flipped to a page with a different drawing of him, you ripped it out and gave it to him. "Soo- do you always draw me?" He asked you, with the smug expression that never left his face. "Of course not-" you answered, grabbing a chemistry text book.

Soo-...now you learned never to leave your sketch book near that mf, mans NEVER LET IT GOOO. He's always teasing you about it now...good luck with that. 😩🤚

𝐁𝐨𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐨 𝐊𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮 (𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐢) 🦉💞

Soo you just drew Bokuto because you wanted to. You kept looking over at his face to make sure everything was right. You guys were currently at his house, watching mf toy story...you know Bokuto would be binging on mf Disney films,,don't lie..you know it.

He was another one who didn't know that you could draw. Like you had a whole book dedicated to drawings you made of him, and he's never seen it...probably because you didn't want him to think you were some kind of creep.

But this drawing...you wanted to show it to him because, bitch YOU WERE WORKING R E A L H A R D on that...so he should be able to SEEE THE PERFECTION. Soo n e wayz, enough of me yelling at you 🥰

You were drawing two pics of him actually, one in a cute owl costume and one of him as a cute maid...you kept that one for yourself tho...shh. but once you were done, you took one good look at it. You were actually really proud of it, you thought it was the cutest thing and plus it looked like him soo.

You walked over to him, blushing a bit because you were nervyyy- this was the first time he's ever seen your art. You stood in front of him and held up the paper, blushing real hard now. He looked at the drawing with a really

surprised face. "Woaaah! That looks really good. I really like it!" You looked at him and let out a sigh of relief, happy that he likes it. "Can I keep it please? I wanna hang it up on the fridge 🥰"

"I uhm- s-sure!" You gave him the paper and he got up, walked over to the refrigerator and grabbed a magnet, placing it on top of the picture. He looked over at you with a thumbs up and a wide smile. You literally felt your heart SQUEEZE RAAHSHEWJJ HE'S TOO CUTEEEE

[yamithediaperdork]

A quick little HP story mini story. Enjoy y’all

Draco sighed and grumbled, laying on his tummy on the plush carpet his room as he waited for Potter to finally come in and check on him. The fucking git had to of heard what he'd just done, he had the place wired with something called baby monitors, a muggle invention and in truth the room wasn't a room. It was a fucking nursery! The mad git, the chosen one, he who farted goddamn rainbows and lighting out his arse if you listened to the masses had kidnapped Draco three weeks ago and while he was mostly loving and kind (But a stern daddy) he'd also gleefully reported that NO ONE missed him, that no one cared he was gone.

He'd gone from being a paroled prisoner to nothing more then Harry's big baby bitch, and as such was forced to disgrace himself many times a day, though how much depended on his diet as Potter claimed he was trying different things to see what gave the big baby the best oppise poopises.  Draco naturally hadn't responded well to that and had ended up with a bar of soap cut into the shape of a dummy put in his mouth and nursing compulsion spell used to ensure Draco had nursed on the damn thing for half a hour with bubbled drool trailing down to mix with his spit. After that Draco watched his mouth as much as he could, though with his temper it wasn't easy butttt Potter commented he could SEE he was trying so lessened the punishment.

Still, the git liked to leave Draco sitting in his own...UGH...Mess and with what he'd been fed today had made a horrible lumpy and extra smelly mess. Draco had learned that laying on his tummy helped to keep it from spreading too much at least till 'daddy' as he was suppose to call the crazy bastard came in to change him, usually using a changing spell for a nice and quick change. He also sometimes like to do it 'the old fashioned way' as he called it which Draco loathed but when he'd gone to voice his complaints Harry had just smiled and tapped a finger on his nose. "And you REALLY think you get a say in this baby boy?" he asked in a sing song voice. "Though amusing..instead of demanding your freedom you just want a quick nappy change. SO proud of that!" Draco's cheeks had redden and he'd tried to back track but 'daddy' had popped a dummy in his mouth, coated with honey and he just suckled and pouted instead.

Draco wasn't stupid of course, he'd figured out that sitting on his stinky bum got a faster diaper change then laying on his tummy, and ..Gah.. BOUNCING in it the fastest but he just.. he couldn't bring himself to do it. And while he had expected 'daddy' to get mad and maybe spank him with who knows, a slipper or something Harry had just patted his head and told him he'd give him time. "But you know, you're only really torturing yourself in the end.. " and had patted his nappied bottom. "Literately." LOTS of whines there but still, Draco had a small tiny piece of pride left. His problem was Harry was taking longer then normal and well, his nose hairs were starting to burn. there was ONE other way he could get a nappy change quicker but he'd never chosen to use it, refused to use it. But as the minutes rolled by on the cartoon cat clock in his nursery and the itching and burning got worse and worse, Draco finally gave in and pressed his head to the carpet, tears of shame coming out and then looking up. "Dadddy Baby Draco made a big stinky mess and need you to clean his Stinky but up Pretty please with a cherry on top!" He called out, his cheeks CRIMSON as the humiliating phase left his mouth. In a instant the door opened and there was Harry, and Draco had to bite his touage to keep from demanding to know if he'd been just waiting outside the door to see if he said it. "There's no need to fear, daddies here baby boy!"

Harry smirked as he looked at the red faced diaper boy. what Draco didn't know of course was before he'd been kidnapped all of this had been cleared with the ministry of magic. Harry had heard tales of how Draco had messed himself over and over in his cell in prison and had pressured them into a parole and then said he'd make sure Draco was looked after. Naturally he left out SOME details..but for the most part he had the support of the government and that meant little Draco was his and only his. Back to the task at hand he had a VERY smelly boy and was liking it, he'd keep with the current baby food. "Oh Draco buddy, are you sure you're messy and it's not just gas?" Harry asked, coming over and waving a hand. "I can see how a baby like you might get confused." Of course there was no way to hide Draco had truly shat himself. the discoloring and lumps in the back of his diaper made it MORE then clear. "W-What are you..Come on..I say what you wanted..Please..it's starting to burn and itch.." Draco mewed and sniffled, pressing his face to the carpet. At that point Harry DID feel a little guilt, he had used fake baby powder and cream on Draco's hinney to help break him a little faster and now his baby was suffering. "Shh I just need to check then we'll get you out of your stinky nappy and into the tub. that'll soothe your poor buns." Harry said and rubbed the back of Draco's back. "O-Ok.." the boy mewed softly. Harry would of normally patted the boys squishy behind to check, but with the whimpering Draco was doing, he just slipped the tip of his finger into the back of the soiled nappy and pulled back. "S-Seee?" Draco huffed, sounding like a toddler and making harry smirk. "Oh yeah, you're totally messy buddy. sorry for doubting you." "Can you PLEASE just use the quick change spell?" Draco mewed. "Sorry buddy, I've decided to stick with old fashion. I feel it helps us bond more." Harry said and Draco.. well Draco started to sob just like the big stinky baby he was.

The end.

[milkybunbuns]

smile → kita.s

Fete shenanigans - 7

w/c: 1.1 K

warnings: none

SMILE MASTERLIST

everyone was happily gathered around the red and white checkered picnic mat, the sounds of joyous laughs and talking could be heard from miles away, mainly being powered on by the miya twins, suna and y/n. the others were having small talk amongst themselves, taking their time to enjoy the delicious meal laid out in front of them (okay, for a moment my mind flashed to dirty mode, is it just me? i might just be too dirty minded lmao) which consisted of a variety of fizzy drinks to desserts.

"let's go to the fete after this, i heard that they have really good food stalls and they also have game stalls!", you suggested and at the word food, osamu had immediately tuned into what you were saying.

"do they have onigiri?"

"i'm not sure, that's why we should go check it out."

——

everyone had agreed to visit this fete and fortunately, the group of chaotic children didn't get lost this time, after all, they were being led by their oh ever so reliable father, kita shinsuke.

"mmm...delicious!", you and osamu were darting from stall to stall, snatching a few samples and shoving them in your mouth although kita was staring at the two of you coldly, implying 'stop being a disgrace and get back here this instant' suna just merely facepalmed at this stupidity, shoving his hands in his pockets (for once) and strolling off towards atsumu so he could make sure to get anything stupid he would do on camera.

stopping for a moment, osamu and yourself sat down by a bench, hands full of different foods ranging from onigiris to sushi to bananas coated in chocolates. you took a bit into one of the onigiris, taking your time to savour the flavour, "y/n. osamu."

the said people turned their head almost robotically, to be met with a cold piercing gaze. somehow, the two had gained some guts that they, grabbing the food and running away to some other place. kita attempted to go after the two of you, but was quickly blocked by a sea of people. huh, so this was a bit like a volleyball game...where a tall wall loomed above you, unable to spike past. kita's cold and chilling presence was like nothing amongst the crowd, making it difficult to get through. sighing and rubbing his temples, kita gave up, deciding to deal with them later. these teamates of him were making him grow more white hair day by day, it wasn't like he already had enough, almost half of his hair being made up of white.

——

fortunately, you had endured kita's lecture, who had seemed to gone easier on you than osamu, who was cringing and cowering, even after the lecture had finished. chicken. (seee he does have a soft spot for you :3) now, the three of you were searching for atsumu, suna and yui who had seemingly, vanished into thin air and were to be no where found in this huge damn place. a quick buzz to your phone made you immediately stop, osamu bumping into you and raising an eyebrow.

——

meanie y/nie

y/n-chaan! where are you guys?

we're at the fishing stall, where the hec did you go

me suna and yui went to the rollercoasters

wait wait wait, what's a rollercoaster doing in a fete-

uhhh, i mean, we were at the food stalls

me and osamu were there the whole time though

oh uhm

you're lying aren't you? what did you guys go do

errr, we may or may not have gone to check out that bar near this place

you guys are under age, what, how did u even get in

fake id

im telling kita-san, thanks boi

WHAT NO

HOW DARE YOU

COME BACK

DON'T BETRAY ME

YOU-

B****

not delivered

"ughh", atsumu stomped in a fit of rage, tousling his already messed up hair. stupid y/n, now we're in trouble, i should've known not to tell her ugh

"what happened now", suna deadpanned, knowing that this would already not end well.

"nothing~"

and if you thought suna couldn't have a more deadpanned look on his face, well then you were certainly wrong. "you're so bad at lying."

"what!? i'm a great lier!"

"that's not something to be proud of atsumu-kun", yui pitched in making an irk mark appear on atsumu's head.

"well yer not any better!"

"at least I'm not the one who tried using a fake id.."

"hah? so now you're pushing all the blame onto me huh?"

"atsumu", a similar cold voice stopped everyone in their tracks, turning back to see kita staring at them. atsumu attempted to stifle a snicker, but failed, which made kita look even scarier if that was even possible...

"atsumu. what's so funny? sneaking into a bar?"

"uh-"

"..."

"nothin' kita-san!"

suna took out his phone and began recording, his dream of kita talking baby language to a pet finally somewhat coming true. on his back, you sat on top, scrolling through some social media app. kita shinsuke. the kita shinsuke. was giving someone. let alone you. a piggyback ride. now how on earth did this happen?

——

"kitaaa-senpaiii~"

"yes?"

"can i get a piggy back ride? i'm tired."

"you need to walk like everyone else."

"but kita-senpaii!", you pouted, making grabby hands towards him, "you're so strong and i wanna see if you can carry me~"

even kita shinsuke got affected by praise, it's just in human nature. he sighed and bent down, signalling for you to get on. your eyes widened and you stood frozen in spot, quickly being snapped out of it by a blank stare. a smile quickly found it's way onto your face, "thank you kita-senpai!"

"its fine, just dont expect this to happen every time.."

"yessire!"

osamu couldn't care less about this lovey dovey scene in front of him.

1) he was still too afraid after that lecture

2) he was too busy shoving his face with food

——

now, all osamu could think for atsumu was:

my not so dear brother, your time has come, we'll make it nice and long at torturous for you~

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 12.11.20 lb

well………….. let’s get this the fuck over with. isske baad pls god let this show go back to their random tuchchi saazishein. mere se itna action jhela nahi jaata.

ok back to dead inside vansh who is analyzing every single interaction with riddhima and musing about DHOKAAAAAAA DHOKAAAAAAAA DHOKAAAAAAAA

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo kabir is like “itne saalon se tum mere liye itneeee bade sardard the, but finally ab khel khatam.” dude i love this caviler fucker.

but tell me these caps don’t look like kabir expressing a whole other sentiment:

damnnnnn, dat chemistry. seriously, 10x what riddhima has with vansh. i am so mad that we’re not getting these two as endgame.

aaaaaand the handcuffs are out. mmmhmmmm. kinky!

mummy be like ARRE AISE KAISE TUM DONO HI SAARE OSCARS LOOTOGE KYA, MERE KO BHI CHAHIYE I AM ALSO PERFORMERR and throwing herself in front of vansh and giving passionate defense.

this one also like chalo my turn nowwwwww.

human angry bird is like NOT ON MY WATCH YOU FUCK.

DUDE WHAT ARE THESE LOOKS THEY’RE GIVING EACH OTHER THERE’S SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION HERE I CAN’T TAKE IT

asljdaslkjdlaskjdlaskjdlaskjldkj kabirrrrrrrrrrrr’s internal monologue: “haath mein hathkadi lag gayi, phir bhi tashan nahi gaya tumhara” hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

RIDDHIMA IS STILL FUCKING RUNNING. FROM FUCKING BANDRA, WHERE THE FACTORY OR WHATEVER WAS, TO BLOODY ANDHERI, WHERE THE VR MANSION IS. DUDE, MUMBAI MARATHON CHAL RAHA HAI KYA IDHAR????????

unf the way kabir pushed vansh towards the van. big Top energy.

THIS SCENE HAS JUST SOOOOOOO MUCH FUCKING SEXUAL TENSION I’M LITERALLY HERE LIKE

LIKE I’M REALLY FEELING SOME KINDA FUNNY WAY, THAT I’VE NEVER FELT IN THE VANSH/RIDDHIMA SCENES.

oh yeah in between that mummy was doing some more mother india acting, ki iski sazaa mujhe de dijiye and all, but HONESTLY WHO CAN PAY ATTN TO THAT MESS WHEN THERE’S BHAAARI SEX EYES GOING ON HERE???????

ok now that they’ve driven away, i’ll focus on her. yes, very cool acting. iss saal ka manikchand gutka jio fiama di wills colors golden petal stardust whatever the fuck award aapke hi liye.

riddhima also managed to medal in the marathon, and reach justttttttt as they pull outta the gates.

back to the Sexy Van™

ohhhhhhhhhhh boyyyyyyy, kabir instructing mishra to go off the path.

“vansh raisinghania, apne life ke sabse bade adventure ke liye taiyaar ho jao.”

DUDE THESE TWO ARE KINKY AS FUCK.

lmao vansh is like don’t write checks you can’t cash, don’t be promising orgasms you won’t be giving, “dhamki toh dhang ki dete.”

“vansh tumhe andaaza nahi ki kitni shiddat ke saath maine aaj ke din ka intezaar kiya hai. aaj meri zindagi ka sabse bada din hai!”

well damn, me too. i didn’t know that this was the pairing i was gonna end up shipping SO HARD but here we are!

ok mummy has seen riddhima and she tries to shoot her but riddhima drove the fuck away. good for her.

they have reached that random maidaan where every outdoor sequence on tellywood happens.

mishra can you gtfooooooooo from in between the hot boy sandwich??????

this dude is hottest when his eyes squinty.

OUFFFFFFFFFFFF THE SMILESSSSSSSSSS

TBH I’M NOT EVEN PAYING ATTN TO THE TRASH TALK THEY’RE DOING I’M JUST HERE LIKE KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS

kabir freeing him, which nooooooooooooo, i wanted to see some hot handcuff actionnnnnn. vansh is as disappointed as i am.

anyway some searing indictments of our country’s legal system by kabir, about no matter how much proof he collects, rich ppl anyway get away with whatever. and so will vansh. sooooooo, he’s like i just needed to arrest you and break your ego, blah blah. which, yeah right. like anyone with one working brain cell doesn’t know you’re gonna shoot him down in an encounter for trying to flee police custody.

some more flirty banter. and then……..

yup.

damn, those some cat-like reflexes.

vansh like, i knew your bitch ass would pull some shit like this.

fuck fuck fuck fuck so much sexy him walking up to the gun like that.

ofc there have to be some BE A MAN type dumbass dhamkis. you know what real men do??? KISS THEIR RIVALS WHOM THEY HAVE THIS MUCH HOMOEROTIC TENSION WITHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DANG KABIR HESITATEDDDDDDDD. HE COULDN’T DO IT. IT’S RIGHT OUTTA THE FIGHT SCENE BEFORE THE SEX SCENE IN MR. AND MRS. SMITHHHHHH.

aaaaaand that pause was enough for vansh to start beating the fuck outta him. yeah i don’t care. the only thing i wanna see you two wrestle is TONGUES.

mmmmmmhmmmmm just a lil closer, come onnnnn you stupid fucks.

ok they’re back to pounding on each other IN THE NON FUN WAY so fwding.

aaaaaaaaand riddhima is following her special Vansh Tracker App. I REALLY DON’T CARE.

told y’all K had Big Top Energy. oh yeahhhhhhhhhh, choke him, daddy!

ok they back to hitting each other.

ooooh nice callback to that firstttt fight they had where kabir threw sand in vansh’s eyes and then vansh fought blindfolded.

back to sexy banter.

“dil, dimaag, aur taaqat. teeno hi tumse kayiiii zyaada hai mujh mein.” LIFE MEIN CONFIDENCE CHAHIYE, TOH OF AN RICH, UPPER CASTE, MALE PSYCHOPATH ON TELLYWOOD.

he’s walking backwards to the edge of the cliff as he keeps talking. sigh.

“dushman mein woh dum kahan ke mera kuch bigaad sake. woh toh apne the jo dagaa de gaye, sazza de gaye.” waaaaaah waaaaaah!!!! THE PSYCHOPATH WAS A POET AND WE DIDN’T KNOW IT!

walking back some more.

“main aaj bhi vansh raisinghania hi hoon. meri maut bhi mujhse pooch ke mere paas aati hai.” this fucker nicolas flamel or what, with the philosopher’s stone????

“kissi tuchche insaan ki gun se chali goli ko ijaazat nahi ke meri jaan le sake. maine apni zindagi khud banaayi hai, kabir; aur iske aage kya hoga naa tum decide karoge, na tumhare haath mein yeh pistol. the choice is mine.”

pehli baar this dude’s tashan has been effective for me. IT’S COZ THE DIALOGUE DELIVERY IS MEASURED AND HE’S SAYING IT FULL OF MIRTH, INSTEAD OF GRINDING HIS TEETH AND YELLING. SEEE WHAT A FUCKING DIFFERENCE IT MAKES????????

anyway kabir is like, cool, your funeral. as vansh continues to walk backwards. it’s hilarious kabir thinks he has anyyyy control in this scene anymore.

le. aa gayi. dhaaansu scene kharaab karne.

vansh having ALL TEH FLASHBACKS. poor sad eyed puppy.

“tum log kya kar rahe ho?!!?!?” BITCH THEY WERE ABOUT TO GET IT ON, BUT NOW NO THANKS TO YOU……………….

blah blah usual ishq nahi aasaan aag ka dariya hai doob ke jaana hai blah blah from piya psychopath

“aaj apne dhoke ke aag ki dariya mein dubo hi diya na tumne mujhe, riddhima?”

i’m sure this is some kasautiii kinda metaphor, ki they’re working together, or like….. he actually does trust her… or some such shit, but i can’t be arsed to analyse anything with this dumbass show. it doesn’t deserve it.

kabir watching this whole angst ridden scene with such horny eyes, i can’t even…………………

obligatory placement of show naam. tashan mein usko lete lete, JAI MATA DIIIIIIIIIIIII, LET’S ROCK.

if this isn’t the Biggest Mood for 2020, idk what is. vansh finally being relatable to the rest of us normals.

yeah whatever. i really don’t care about you. i’m more devastated ki when will i get such a KaValicious sexual tension filled episode next??!?!?!?!!? probably next fucking year now. ugh. bloody waste show, forcing us to watch this het bullshit.

let’s end this with a nice pic of this face. i think we’ve all earned it.

[enbeast]

hey yall I noticed that there don't appear to be any transcripts for A Study In Ichor, so I figured I'd type some up, please note I am literally just going off the audio and I might get some stuff wrong.

mission 1

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CLIP ONE

Workhouse Owner (WO): RUN FASTER, WORKER FIVE, THAT TREADMILL WON'T TURN ITSELF. As you can see, Master Yao, our workhouse not only provides food and shelter for three hundred inmates but makes a healthy profit too. For example, Worker Five has been running on one of Cubbad's “treadmills” for a mere twelve hours today and has already milled five hundred pounds of flour. Got the odd nail in it but it's good enough for the Rutherhive slums [laughs]

Sam Yao (SY): Twelve hours? Without a break?

WO: The alternative of life on the streets is an excellent motivator. And with your investment we will be able to build even more machinery, maybe even increase rations to three bowls of gruel a day.

SY: I want to use my inheritance for good, and if I'm honest, I have some concerns about your worker's wellbeing.

WO: Oooh I seee~ Yes, I suppose it is rather fashionable nowadays to worry about unfortunates, but I assure you Master Yao, once you've had to make your way in the world, like myself or your uncle, a fine man, you'll learn that revenue is the important thing, not how it's made.

(note, as Sam talks there approaching footsteps)

SY: Surely, there's a way to- OW!

WO: YOU THERE, IN THE CAP, watch where you're going, you just ran into a potential investor. Where's your worker number?

Pick pocket (PP): (in a stilted cockney accent) Sorry, Guv'ner.

SY: No, no, it's fine, I was in the way.

WO: It is not fine. Young lady, break time isn't for another three hours. Get back to work. (retreating footsteps from PP) I'm dreadfully sorry, Master Yao, this workhouse is full of ingrates.

SY: My watch! It's gone, the chain's been snapped...

WO: That worker stole it, she's a pickpocket! Worker Five get off that treadmill and chase after her DON'T COME BACK WITHOUT THAT WATCH!

SY: Uh, I'll come with you, Worker Five, I don't want to make a fuss, but that watch is important to me. Come on, let's run.

CLIP TWO:

SY: Hey, mind your step, Worker Five, I've heard about this, rows of people crushing animal bones to make fertiliser. Ugh, the smell is awful. Pickpocket just ran out into the street, we've got to follow her! Five, I hope you don't mind if I call you Five, through that door! (sound of door opening) There! I see her, she's heading towards the Temm's tunnel, it goes under the river from here to Whopee, an engineering marvel- a-apparently, my uncle's an engineer, he's building an underground railway. I try to keep up with the industry but... It doesn't come naturally... I mean, I-I know the tunnel was built using Bruno Cockren's tunnelling shield but I still barely understand what that even is, I don't ac-ARGH! Oh! (gasping) Five! If you hadn't pulled me aside that horse and cart would have run me over! Ugh, I-I'm sorry, I should have been paying attention, but well I-I don't often get to talk to anyone who isn't my uncle, or someone who's interested in my inheritance... Not that I need all that money, of course. I just want to be sure it's going to help people, it's what my parents would have wanted. That's why the watch is so important to me, it was the last thing they ever gave me before they died. Reminds me of what's important. If, if it was any other watch, I'd... just have let that pickpocket keep it, I'm sure she needs it more than I do... Ah, she's just hopped the barrier at the Temm's tunnel, it's in that round red brick building the entrance shaft is underneath, come on, Five, let's experience this engineering marvel first-hand, quickly, before we lose her!

CLIP THREE

SY: Ah, this tunnel is incredible, can you believe we're RUNNING under the Temms, makes me feel a bit funny... Mind you, we're here now that it's safe, uh, some of the people that built it died in the flood... Oh! Maybe I should spend my inheritance on something that'll make projects like this safer for workers, what do you reckon Five? Oh, Oh no... The pickpocket's already climbing the stairs! Ah- she's getting away! (panting) Whopping's all alleys, if she slips down a back street, we'll never find her! Up the stairs! Run!

CLIP FOUR

SY: (panting) And we're out of the tunnel, the pickpocket just ducked down that alley, after her. (Running sounds) Uh, we've got you cornered, now please. Give me my watch back.

Amelia Spens, formerly known as the Pickpocket (AS): Oh, I don't think so. Lads! (sounds of several sets of footsteps closing in) You're surrounded.

SY: Five, it's a gang of pickpockets.

AS: I'd have been happy with just the watch, but since you followed me, allow me to introduce the Abel Street Gang, they're all over the rooftops and they've all got knives.

SY: Please, don't hurt us, Five here has nothing to do with this!

AS: There'll be no need for bloodshed as long as you both give me all the money you're carrying.

SY: Five doesn't have anything, but, uh, (mumbling, followed by the sound of a heavy bag of coins hitting the ground) That's all of mine.

AS: W-he-hell, aren't we the wealthy one.

SY: I-I've got more! Lots more! And I'll give it to you, I promise, just please return the watch. It's my most treasured possession.

AS: I see! Not an especially experienced negotiator, are you. Hmm, let's take a look at this watch, see what's so special about it. Hmm, pearl face, silver plating, and... an engraving...

SY: It's uh... it's Chinese, those are my parent's names, and that's mine. Sam Yao.

AS: Y-you're not even going to try and make up an identity? What- (laughing) You're lucky I'm just a pickpocket and not someone REALLY nefarious, I- Helloo, what's this? (music starts playing)

SY: There's a tiny music box behind the face, that melody was special to them.

AS: Ooh, a bit twee if you ask me.

SY: So you'll give it back?

AS: I might have sold it back to you for a few sovereigns before you told me who you were, but as my luck would have it there just happens to be something that only you can do for me, Sam Yao. Your uncle's digging a railway underneath London, isn't he?

SY: H-how did you know that?

AS: I read the Society Pages, in my line of work one needs to know who's on course to inherit what fortune, and which Saloons they're likely to fall out of after one too many brandies.

SY: My fortunes from my parents, not my uncle.

AS: Yes, but you're his ward, or at least you were until you came of age recently, correct?

SY: Yes.

AS: There's something I want to show you. Follow me and keep up the pace. There are far more unsavoury types than me in Whopping and they'll take more than your watch. Run!

CLIP FIVE

SY: What's your name?

AS: I'm not telling you my real one, but you can call me Amelia.

SY: Uh, if you don't mind me saying, Amelia, you're quite well spoken for a pickpocket.

AS: Well, even an educated woman is not replete with options in this day and age. We might have a woman on the throne but I had to choose between penury, marriage to a seventy year old rector, or this.

SY: Well, it's not easy for me either, I'm lucky I have money because, well, being Chinese, people have misconceptions.

AS: Yes, you really should choose your friends wisely. Down this side street.

SY: Ugh, Mm. What IS that smell?

AS: Cover your mouths with your handkerchiefs, both of you.

SY: It's alright, Five, you can use mine.

AS: The smell is coming from that huge pipe, you see the emblem embossed on it?

SY: Ah! It's from my uncle's engineering company!

AS: That's right. The pipe is a ventilation shaft from his railway tunnel, now let's get away from it so we can breathe.

SY: (Gasping) Whoah, Oh that's better. What is going on down there?

AS: That's what I want you to find out.

WO (distant): MASTER YAO! WORKER FIVE!

SY: Ugh, it's the workhouse owner.

WO: (approaching footsteps) (panting) Master Yao, I followed you all the way from Rutherhive, one of my workers told me this woman is actually part of the Abel Street Gang! She only came to the workhouse to target you.

AS: This worker, was he a handsome fellow? Smarmy grin?

WO: That's right!

AS: Brent. (Sigh) That'll teach me to use former paramours as spies. Fine. (gun clicking) Hands up!

SY: Amelia! Don't shoot him!

AS: I'm not not aiming it at him, Sam, I'm aiming it at you.

WO: Steady on!

AS: Mr Workhouse Owner, unless you want future investors to know you got this one killed, I'd advise you to stop following us. Sam, Five, come with me or I'll shoot you both. Run!

CLIP SIX

AS: We lost the Workhouse owner, time to put this away (clicking sound)

SY: We would have come with you, Amelia, there was no need for the gun!

AS: Don't tell me how to take a hostage. Now listen carefully, for reasons that elude me, not everyone who falls on hard times opts for criminality, some people would honestly rather perform manual labour, and your uncle happens to be a proliferate employer of such eccentrics. I wouldn't care, except that many of his employees have family in the Abel Street Gang.

SY: I can ask my uncle to pay them more. But... He doesn't really listen to me. I'm Rather naive, apparently.

AS: Well, fortunately I have no need of your dreadful negotiating skills, I need you to solve an even stickier problem. Several of your uncle's workers have gone missing. Even though I've repeatedly explained to my gang that it's a waste of time caring about anything besides one's self, they're refusing to work until they learn what's happened to their loved ones. It's hurting my bottom line.

SY: That's awful... For the workers.

AS: Ahh, they're probably dead. If WE can barely breathe the noxious fumes near the ventilation shafts, what do you think it's like underground?

SY: I can't imagine! Those poor people... I'll stop what's happening, I promise, even if I have to spend every last penny of my inheritance.

AS: Do that and I'll give you your watch back.

SY: It's a deal.

AS: Mm, my favourite words. Righto, well, if that's settled then I'm off. There's a debutante ball this evening and I need to be in good time if I'm going to harvest some pearls. (retreating footsteps)

SY: There she goes. Look, Five, ah, I feel a bit awkward asking you this, but, would you maybe consider working with me? You were quick out there, really impressive, I've just moved into a house by myself and I could do with a hand. I promise it'll be a lot easier than the workhouse. I know it's been a funny old day, but for me it's actually been nice having someone to talk to. Talk at. Sorry, I know I go on a bit. But if you want to let's shake on it. You did save my life. Great! Now, I'm starving, how about some steak and oyster pie? Maybe we'll come up with some ideas about what happened to those missing workers over dinner., then tomorrow, we'll visit my uncle. Lord Earnest Van Ark.

[mmblaq]

Ok since you obviously love Ritsu so much (honestly who doesn’t), could you please tell me how you think he feels about the other Sohma’s? I really wanna hear what you think about the character dynamics there because that’s what really drew me into loving the series. I love what you’ve written about fruits basket, keep up the good work and have a lovey day!

omg this is such a good ask, im excited to dive into this

i am going to use they/them pronouns for ritsu so that its the most neutral lol i know some people prefer he/him, some prefer she/her, and i respect all those preferences for ritsu so ill use they/them as a middle thing lol

I honestly think that ritsu probably doesnt think they have the right to dislike any of the sohmas. Even akito. Ritsu probably feels absolute dread regarding non-zodiaca outside of their parents, but when it comes to the zodiacs, i think ritsu has a pure empathetic soul that could never just not get along with someone. but let’s go thru the zodiacs (as i think their dynamics is what you wanted to hear about right? lol)

the main 4 (yes, tohru is a sohma in my head): as we have seen- shigure and ritsu have a very brother/sibling relationship. Where shigure is the older brother and ritsu is the trouble making and naive younger sibling that are a bit distant but respect each other. shigure teases the poor monkey and ritsu thinks highly of the man. Its honestly kind of a cute relationship to me even though shigure is such an ass lmaooo as for kyo, i would have loved to see ritsu lean on his shoulder or trample him like their mother did LOL kyo’s reaction would be priceless. And yuki......i feel like yuki associates ritsu with ayame and just ignores ajdjsj but ritsu doesnt seem to mind and still loves him. TOHRU AND RITSU THOUGH 💕💕💕🥺🥺😊😊 the sweetest babies!!!! absolute angels- i think they learn a lot from each other where tohru gains a deeper understanding of the sohmas and ritsu learns its okay to want to live for someone and to want a purpose in life.

Now as for kagura: i absolutely adore kagura and ritsus relationship. Afterall, kagura let ritsu wear her dresses growing up and helped them feel comfortable while figuring out their identity. I wish we would have seen them as adults interacting!! i just know kagura would be like “i just KNOW that guy looked at you wrong, you want me to key his car? stab his tires? take out his engine? what do you want me to do” and ritsu is like “UUUHhhHHHHH PLEASE DONT”

momiji and hatsuharu: i feel like momiji would be really sweet with ritsu.....like “hey ritsu, i like your kimono :-)” and ritsu would instantly cry. Hatsuharu is really respectful and also a bby so hed probably offer some of rins clothes to borrow LOL

hatori and ayame: hatori DEFINITELY knows ritsu probably the best- other than kagura and ayame maybe. hatori is very empathetic and tries to be patient with ritsu and probably does his best to keep ritsu out of akito’s mind. Now, i headcanon that ritsu eventually starts working under ayame and ventures into fashion and clothing design, and ayame would teach them how to gain confidence. I believe ayame would be the only person to never lose his temper with ritsu’s breakdowns. He would just simply override it with his own dramatics but ritsu respects and admires him so much that they’d be like “you’re right cousin ayame........” and Mine would just be like “can you guys not do this around customers PLEASE”

for rin, kisa, and hiro: post-canon rin would be supportive of ritsu and actually hang out with them! imagine tohru dragging rin along to hang out with ritsu and kagura 🥺🥺🥺 I also feel like hiro would talk mad shit to ritsu and when they get older kisa would scold him definitely. BUT remember the fanart of ritsu helping hiro put on his traditional wear? i just KNOW that they get along and ritsu loves and cares for hiro a lot like a brother. but we definitely have haru or kyo who probably smacks him when he’s rude to them LOL. Also imagine kisa braiding ritsu’s hair or doing it to match her’s 🥺

lets seee who is left. kureno! honestly have they even met?

akito: ugh ritsu is irritating me again

kureno: ........whom?

AJDJS im jk but i feel like they would actually be the sweetest together. Kureno shares many personality traits with tohru, so it’d just be kureno being his angel self and ritsu trying not to explode cuz someone is nice to them

Thank you for sending this ask! i hope i answered it well lol tbh all i think about is ritsu interacting with the sohmas and i really had to shorten some of these haha im always down to gush about ritsu!!!