#ugh so hi :ú

[chussyracing]

you don't need enemies when carlos is your teammate. the poisoned chalice alex is going to receive. i can't wait

recycling my own meme from first day of break when we got the carlos to williams announcement

[cuteteacakes]

“I’m home~! And I brought something for you~!” Caleb was proud of himself. He managed to make six kouign amanns all by himself. He’d been told the recipe was really hard, and it was, (all the folding and butter...) but he did it! And he brought them home to share with Willo’fer!

“Caleb! You are back!”

Caleb had to steel himself. Hearing Willo’fer call his name like that was almost enough to make him weak in the knees! And how excited he sounded to see him again... Ugh, why couldn’t Caleb hear that voice while also lying in his arms?? It wasn’t fair-!

He didn’t have time to dwell on it though, Willo’fer was embracing him. Caleb’s face burned more. 

“I have wanting to tell you something I remember from where I come from.” 

Caleb’s heartbeat quickened. “Yeah?” What was he going to tell him? Caleb was always eager to learn about Willo’fer’s home, even if he never brought it up. He assumed it was a sore subject since the elf would get quiet every time. “What is it?”

Willo’fer gave a squeeze and held Caleb at arm’s length. “I want to tell you something in my tongue. I know not the word in yours, but I learn it when I was young. It stay in here-” he tapped his head. “-my whole life. I never forget it.”

“Oh?” Was it like a nursery rhyme? The Elvish equivalent to Mary Had a Little Lamb? Caleb’s eyes sparkled. “I’d love to hear it, Willo’fer~”

Willo’fer closed his beautiful jade colored eyes and spoke in that voice dripping with honey:

Ú-osto aen i chiril vith hiril i nîr, údog nûr aen Ú-'rogo aen i dhîn dhúatheb ai lom, eglan, e nesta phain Sui rhoss silivren sî nannol i nîr celebrin miriar Vi thîr úlal dan milui i glîn i chin mith thiliar

Caleb practically swooned. Wahatever language that was (it sounded vaguely eastern European?), the accent, the way Willo’fer recited it, it all made Caleb want to throw himself at the man. It wasn’t fair! Why was he so perfect?? 

Willo’fer must’ve seen the look on Caleb’s face because his lips turned in a smirk. (He did it on purpose! Caleb was weak!!) 

“It is about a lady who heals all, and you should not be afraid of her. I think of you when I say it now.” The smirk faded and was replaced with a blush. (How cute!!! Ugh could this elf do no wrong???) “I hope you no mind...”

Caleb threw his arms around Willo’fer and kissed him, hard. Willo’fer stumbled back a bit and braced himself, but his arms were quickly wrapping themselves around Caleb’s waist and he kissed back in turn. They broke a moment for air and looked into each other’s eyes. They both opened their mouths to speak at once. Caleb laughed.

“Y-you first..”

“N-no, please, you say first...” 

Caleb bit at his lip, unable to look Willo’fer in the eyes. “I-it was beautiful... I feel like I don’t deserve to be compared to a woman like that.. She sounds so lovely...”

He was silenced by another kiss, Willo’fer grabbing and holding onto his cheeks. “You are beautiful, Caleb! There is word for beautiful in my speak, vanimelda, it means beautiful inside and out. That is you, Caleb. You are vanimelda!” 

Caleb was kissed again, his body held tightly against Willo’fer’s. He felt like crying. Nobody has ever told him something like that, he... he felt... pressure against his thigh...

Willo’fer must have realized it too because he was pushing back suddenly, his face as red as his hair. “I-I am sorry, my body it-”

“No, it’s okay...” Caleb realized he wanted it just as badly. 

“You are just very beautiful, a-and you against me, I-” He backed up and tripped over Caleb’s couch, landing on it with a huff.

“I said it’s okay..” Caleb knelt down, his fingers itching and his mouth salivating. 

“I know it is too quick, we only know each other for very short time, I-!” He gasped feeling Caleb palm his trousers. 

“Relax.. tell me how you say ‘love’ in your language...”

“M-meleth...” Willo’fer gasped again, put a hand to his mouth as Caleb freed his hardened length. 

Caleb hummed, giving the length a stroke with his hand. “Tell me how to say ‘I love you’ in your language...”

Willo’fer’s head fell back. “G-...gi melen...” 

“Hmm...” Caleb stroked it again. “Gi melen... Like that..?” 

Willo’fer’s breath hitched in his throat. “Y-yes... Gi melen... Caleb...”

Caleb’s hand worked and he positioned himself between Willo’fer’s legs. “Willo’fer, gi melen. Gi melen so damn much you have no idea...” He lowered his head, taking Willo’fer into his mouth slowly. The elf let out a moan as he did, his length twitching in Caleb’s mouth. He began to suck, bobbing his head in a steady rhythm, practically taking Willo’fer all the way in. What didn’t fit, Caleb pumped with his hand, his stroking keeping in time with his mouth. Willo’fer kept his hand to his mouth, soft moans slipping between the fingers. He couldn’t take it. Caleb was so beautiful, and he was pleasuring him so well. For a moment Willo’fer lost himself to it, his mind filled with nothing but the sensation. 

“C-Caleb...” he panted. His other hand raked his fingers through Caleb’s pink locks. They were so soft... “Caleb, I...” He felt himself about to come, his lower body heating up. He didn’t ‘know how to say it, but he didn’t want Caleb to get dirty. Another moan, and when Caleb’s eyes flicked up to meet his own, Willo’fer lost it. He stiffened and cried out, his fingers curling and gripping Caleb’s hair as he came. 

Caleb didn’t need to be told, that look said it all. And he wanted to taste it all. Feeling Willo’fer’s fingers tighten their grip, Caleb bobbed his head as far as it would go before he felt the hot ropes shoot into the back of his throat. He pulled back with a gasp, the strings of semen dangling from his open mouth. Willo’fer’s length gave one last twitch and release before going limp. Caleb licked his lips and bent down to kiss the head before looking back up at Willo’fer. He was panting, his hands covering his face. 

“I am sorry...” he said between breaths. 

Caleb stood and sat next to him, snuggling close. “What for? You were delicious...~”

[moody-bloosh]

🧀 ú w ù

tHIS GAVE ME SO MUCH BLUSHIES. oh , what i'd give for mr formaggio to call me his sweetie baby UwU oh man i just wanna make this man happy and give him everything he wants. id take him to art galleries and museums, and lie on his chest while i do my readings 😭 he's such a chill guy and i'm a bit of an overthinker and a pushover so i think he'd be such a good lover ugh, oh no, mt formaggio pls dont shake my heart any more than this ;;;; aaAaAaaAaaAA

thank u for this easternsunrisee, first u let me use ur adorable prosci icon and now ndjdnd this UwU

[solotale]

Finished rewatching my favorite Undertale play through - and gosh i feel so refreshed with love for this game, i forgot how much this game made me smile!!  ( u///v///u) ~ <3   It makes me feel stupid for ever letting the fandom blind me of all the wonders it is, and plan on never letting those kinda people make me regret or leave this precious game alone ever again 

I HAVE SO MANY NEW HEADCANONS FOR ALL OF THEM NOW  like!- rewatching it all, really made me remember why i loved this game and its characters in the first place! Bless their souls all of them! I LOVE ALL OF THEM - AND I WANNA JUST KEEP THEM ALL HAPPY HHHHHHHHNNG -  AND I WANNA POUR MY VERYY SMALL THOUGHTS ON THEM AFTER IT ALL 

Toriel, a sweet gal, always love new Mom- Having you around is a treasure~ 

Sans, God this cheesy guy, you can’t help but love his level headed’ ness, and terrible puns - what a rad fucking dude tbh 

Papyrus - Bless his soul! He kept me smiling through the whole experience! gosh darn it i love this skelly ! I didn’t want to or eXPECT to love him this much ( cause sans is suppose to be the beez knees and all?? ) -But darn it all, he’s just such a big part of my experience and a lot of why i smiled through most of it all! i couldnt help but love him!! 

Alphys - You do you girl, i’ll support you no matter what man! You’re a weird gal but you’re  my weird gal, and thats all cool!

Undyne, cooking with you had me on my knees sLAIN, passionate fish and i dig that a lot, funny too!?? - what a bonus!  

Mettaton, boy are you charmer - i honestly always get caught up with the way he talks, its always so fun watching him do his thing while he’s on the screen !! And he’s a major sweetheart when it comes to fans who care for him - Like- thats instant respect on my side yo!! 

Asgore, Literally pure as heck-- dont even argue with me on this one cause i will throw you down with truth on how much of a bean this man is!! I’ll forgive him a thousand times and always except a cup of tea whenever i’m presented the chance ~

Flowey, ugh. No. never.

Asriel, you bring me to much tears literally sPARE ME YOU PRECIOUS CHILD, to much sadness surrounding you - i honestly wish you could’ve had it better, buddy ( ú  ù )

And every other Monster, vender, Creature, and spiritual test subject mess are all just the greatest and i adore them all from the bottom of my heart!