#uggghhh this one has been complete for months

[miffysrambles]

ShadowRabbit Family Fic

(CW: Parenthood of canon characters!!!)

(Decided to post this one bc i love how i wrote Wukong in this tbhhh🫠)

(This is an introduction to their daughter Chao-Xing! I haven’t drawn her yet but i have that planned in the future!)

Soft giggles and coos could be heard from the living room as Macaque heated a pink baby bottle in the microwave.

His six ears twitched from every grunt and whine his little monster made as she spent time with her “favorite uncles”.

Macaque was used to being alert at all times, especially during Li’s pregnancy and after the birth of his daughter.

Uncle MK and Uncle Wukong were on the floor playing with the black and white speckled monkey-rabbit hybrid demon, the infant was currently trying to grab the rattle the Monkey King was gently shaking above her tiny hands.

“Aww she’s so cute, look at her little monkey tail go! And her big ol’ rabbit ears are adorable!” MK remarked as Chao-Xing sat in her baby swing, pathetically trying to grab the toy being shaken above her.

Wukong chuckled as he shook the rattle in his tail, “Give her a few months and she’ll be climbing up walls and over furniture in no time. Unless she takes after her dad and is a late bloomer.” He whispered the last part to his student as the pair giggled like school girls.

A stuffed rabbit toy suddenly hit the orange-furred simian in the back of the head, earning a loud ‘ow’ from him as he rubbed the back of his head.

His rival, formal enemy walked into the room with the bottle in his hand as he gently picked up his daughter from her swing like she was made of glass, “I heard that.”

“Of course you did.” Wukong sarcastically replied, Mk comically upset that Macaque picked up Chao-Xing away from them.

Macaque held his daughter in his arms as he sat down on the couch and began feeding her the bottle, sighing from exhaustion as he shut his eyes.

Wukong snickered as he joked,

“Wow, all those fights I’ve seen you power through and a newborn baby beats you down bud?”

Macaque groaned in response while rubbing his temple with his free hand, “Shut it Wukong, I didn’t get any sleep last night…”

“Aye atta girl Chao-Xing, already annoying your dad! The student is becoming the master already, they grow up so fast…” Wukong teased his sort-of friend by wiping a fake tear from his eye.

Macaque growled in response, “My daughter is not your student Wukong.”

The orange monkey chuckled, “Yeah yeah, I was just kidding. I know she’ll be trained under you and Li when she’s ready.”

MK starts to look around the room after hearing the name of his close friend, “Speaking of that, where is Li?”

Macaque's ears perked up at the question of his wife’s whereabouts while still covering his face with his hand, “She’s resting kid, the doctor said for her to try not to move for the next few days.”

It had only been a couple of days since their bundle of fur was born, and though the couple were both more exhausted beyond belief they could not be happier.

Macaque’s quick rest was interrupted when he felt his little girl’s black monkey tail wrap around his forearm as he fed her the bottle.

Macaque's tired expression was replaced with a soft grin, “Hello to you too princess.” He kissed her forehead as soft grunts escaped from her mouth as she fed on her bottle.

“Awww, so friggen’ adorable! I’m gonna die of cuteness!”

Mk silently yelled so as not to disturb the baby’s feeding time.

“Aye, no dying in front of the baby.”

Wukong jokes, earning a chuckle from his fellow monkey.

A sly smile spreads across the Monkey King’s face as he looks over to Macaque, “I heard that, that was a chuckle.”

“Yeah yeah, don’t get used to it.” Macaque tried to hide his smile by looking down at his daughter but ultimately failed.

“Going soft on us Macaque? First your wife, now your kid? You have a lot of training to catch up on.” Wukong chuckled more as he saw him smiling down at Chao-Xing.

“Hah, you wish Wukong. As soon as she's old enough to eat solids, I’m going right back to training and kicking your ass.” The black simian grinned at the Monkey King.

Chao-Xing finished the last of what was in her bottle, the new father picked her up and started patting her back to burp her as he laid a dish towel on his shoulder.

Wukong stretched as he got off the living room floor, grabbing MK by the arm and pulling him up as well.

“Well, me and the kid better get going, The others are probably wondering where the hell we are right now. Good luck bud, you’re gonna need it!” He laughed at his rival's angry reaction to the nickname as he pulled MK into a golden portal on the floor, the noodle boy being used to this did not bat an eye.

“Bye Chao-Xing, later Macaque!” MK waved as they disappeared into the golden pool below, disappearing after a few seconds.

“Bye kiddo,” Macaque waved to him with his free arm while holding his daughter in the other, the infant making happy babbles as she saw her uncles “disappear”.

Macaque chuckled as the pair disappeared into his living room floor, shaking his head from their extravagant exit.

‘Same old Wukong’ he thought to himself.

His thoughts were interrupted by Chao-Xing waving her little arms and babbling to the hallway leading to his and Li’s bedroom.

His wife walked out groggily, making his ears perk up as he knew the sound of her footsteps by heart.

“Bunny, the doctor said not to get up as much as possible.” He said with a hint of concern, looking at her from the couch.

Li groaned as she sat down next to him and laid down on his shoulder, “I know Mac, I’m just lonely in there.”

He smiled down at her as lifted her chin up with his fingers and kissed her, “How about if you promise to relax and lay down, you hang out here with us then?”

He handed their daughter to her as the infant happily babbled for her mama.

Li smiled as she kissed Chao-Xing’s forehead, the monkey-rabbit giggled more from her kisses.

“Deal. That sounds like a plan.” Li smiled as he got up and put the baby in her swing so he could cuddle with Li on the couch.

Macaque turned on the tv for them as their daughter slept in her swing, her tiny snores making him chuckle.

‘She snores just like her mom’ He thought to himself as he held his wife in his arms, he always noticed these little things about his family and took note of them.

A few minutes into the movie they were watching, Li looked up to him as her eyebrow raised.

“By the way, I heard MK and Wukong earlier. Did they stop by?”

Macaque perked up as he nodded, “Hm? Oh yeah, they did.”

Li smiled as she softly laughed, “So they’re calling themselves her ‘Favorite Uncles’ now?”

He chuckled back as he nodded, “Yep, those two think so at least. Why ruin that for them?”

Li smiled warmly as she looked down at her baby girl waking up and cooing softly to her mother in her swing, “I’m just glad they’re so excited to be in her life. And that goes for the rest of them too, Teng and Pigsy. Sandy and Mei. Feng, and Xin-Yi.”

Macaque chuckled gently at her words as he rubbed Li’s cheek, “She’s got a big family to support her, more than what we got. She’s a damn lucky kid.”

His wife smiled as she laid on his shoulder, groaning softly from the sore feeling in her torso when she situated herself.

“You ok sweetheart?” He asked her as he rubbed her shoulder in comfort.

Li smiled as she looked at her daughter then back at him, “More than ok.”

[lexyvey]

Stranger Things Fic Recommendations

These last few months I've been reading a LOT of ST fan fiction and just wanted to spread word on some of my all-time favorite fics. Most are primarily steddie, but what can I say? I'm a sucker for those two lol.

Completed Fics:

without a flashlight in the dark by jurassicqueer (kukurosaki)

Takes place in s1 where Steve gets dragged into the Upside Down instead of Barb. By far one of my favorites. 10/10 recommend. It's a completed work with a little over 8,000 words and I wish I could read it for the first time again and again. Beautiful!

flight risk by Ayes, itskleo

This is probably one of the most popular ones on my list, but if you haven't read it yet, please, please, please check it out! The writing is phenomenal and these guys really know how to write a story (also the art that accompanies each chapter is just too freaking good). I've also been reading However Wild by them and it's really good as well but I digress. Steve is famous rockstar Eddie Munson's bodyguard and no matter how hard Eddie tries to shake Steve, he just can't. Then he figures out he doesn't really want to shake him off anymore... and need I say more? Go read it!

Black Out Days (Fairground Nights) by OonionChiver

Oooh the angst in this fic just doesn't stop. I absolutely love it. It's a completed work and a total binge read, though with almost 140,000 words there's no way you can get through it quick enough. It also kind of f'ed me up emotionally and I'm so glad it did. The fic is pretty much steddie to the max and I absolutely loved it. I feel like it's impossible to not want to reread it after finishing btw, so you've been warned in advance lol.

paradise by the dashboard light. by oaseas

another completed steddie fic at 154,000 words. Steve's car constantly needs fixed due to the Upside Down stuff and Eddie is the one always having to fix it up. Steve's nail bat is an "art project" and that just cracks me up. This fic is a beautiful slow burn with lots of pining. I'm in love.

smoke signal by Adure

Adure is possibly one of the strongest authors I've ever come across on ao3. This one shot was just phenomenal to read. I loved reading outlaw Eddie in this. It was just so well done. aaaahhh, just thank you so much to Adure for this one. I'm forever indebted to you.

New York Hardcore by CaptainHoney

Probably the best Punk Steve fic there is, or at least in my opinion. It's just a 7,418 word one-shot, but that's all you need because it's such a satisfyingly whole read. however... if you do want more (and you will) then you're in luck because it's part of a series including an Eddie POV as well as a sequel one shot.

WIP:

Jackrabbit Underneath by Grey_Lark

Probably one of my favorite Steve has powers fics. He has empathic powers, but doesn't know it, and that's just funny to me. This one is definitely not steddie and romance is not what the goal of this fic is, but the interactions with Tommy and Carol truly make it chef's kiss. It's incompleted but has over 210,000 words of content to tide you over until the next update. It's probably one of the most beautifully written fics I've ever come across.

Our Love to Admire by hibud

UGGGHHH, I'm literally dying to read more it's so good. Another Steddie fic that takes place after s4. It's one of my favorite tropes: enemies to lovers, but the author provides background as to why they don't get along and I just love it! It's also incomplete, but updates regularly. There's already over 200,000 words of poetic writing to satisfy you until the next update.

If I Ever Leave (You're Coming With Me) by roughvoiced, Sharpbutsoft (BuckysButt)

It's giving The Outsiders kinda vibes and I honestly wish there were more fics like this. I'm also a sucker for blonde Steve, though I had no idea until reading this. Eddie is still wanted for murder, but Steve manages to make them both disappear together on a road trip before Eddie gets arrested. Currently it's only 3 chapters in with 37,599 words, but so much has already happened and I just love it.

better by you, better than me by palmviolet

Eek! Another Steddie fic where Eddie is involved in all the Upside Down stuff since s1. Currently in the middle of s2 with 110,000 words in. The character development in this story is just top-notch. I swear this couldn't have been done any better. Can't wait for the next chapter.

Just Close Your Eyes ( the sun is going down ) by httphimbo

A hunger games au fanfic with steddie. I don't even know how I managed to come across this, but I'm so glad I did. I just remember going, hey that's a TS lyric so it's gotta be good, and then immediately getting hooked by the storyline. Every chapter leaves me on the edge of my seat. I'm so gone for this one guys. It's a WIP, but there's already over 25,000 words and it's a little over half-way in.

Please feel free to lmk any other fic recommendations through reblogs, comments, etc. I eat these fics up like breakfast and am always open to new suggestions. Might even update the list as I find new gems to add to the list :)

[teaspoonnebula]

The Final Problem Part 1 - Thoughts

Whoof. Here we go.

Of these the first and second were extremely condensed, while the last is, as I shall now show, an absolute perversion of the facts.

Precisely what perversions of the facts James Moriarty wrote in his letters is such delightful fanfic fodder. I suppose I also need to mention that this point that yes, Professor James Moriarty's brother is called Colonel James Moriarty. Did they just have weird parents? Is Jame-Moriarty a compound surname? You decide.

He still came to me from time to time when he desired a companion in his investigation, but these occasions grew more and more seldom, until I find that in the year 1890 there were only three cases of which I retain any record.

This is so heartbreaking. Another one where as a reader you have to fill in the gaps. Is it a classic case of Watson finding himself prioritizing his romantic relationship with a clear obligation over his more nebulous platonic one? Is Holmes just increasingly unsure whether Watson wants him around and doesn't feel able to just make social calls? Was Holmes ramping up the drug use in a way that was driving them apart? Did he know he was interacting with increasingly dangerous people and was trying to keep Watson safe?

"Is Mrs Watson in?" "She is away upon a visit." "Indeed! You are alone?" "Quite." "Then it makes it the easier for me to propose that you should come away with me for a week to the Continent."

Mrs Watson is NEVER in, is she? :D

I know lots of folks like to imagine she either doesn't exist, or this is a sign that their marriage has broken down. I kind of like to think she's just really independent. If John gets to swan off on adventures for great stretches of time, so does she.

He saw the question in my eyes, and, putting his finger-tips together and his elbows upon his knees,

Gotta engage in some Weird Detective Sitting, naturally.

Between ourselves, the recent cases in which I have been of assistance to the royal family of Scandinavia, and to the French republic, have left me in such a position that I could continue to live in the quiet fashion which is most congenial to me, and to concentrate my attention upon my chemical researches.

I'd completely forgotten these lines. It's so interesting that Holmes is contemplating retiring at this point - he's still so young, but apparently he's not so starved for stimulation as he used to be. A quiet life is starting to appeal.

On the strength of it he won the Mathematical Chair at one of our smaller universities, and had, to all appearance, a most brilliant career before him.

Ah, the days when you could write a treatise age 21, immediately get given a chair in Mathematics, and basically stay in the job for life while also running your giant criminal empire.

Truly the golden age of academia.

"'You have less frontal development that I should have expected,' said he, at last.

SICK PHRENOLOGY BURN, PROF

"'You crossed my path on the 4th of January,' said he. 'On the 23d you incommoded me; by the middle of February I was seriously inconvenienced by you; at the end of March I was absolutely hampered in my plans; and now, at the close of April, I find myself placed in such a position through your continual persecution that I am in positive danger of losing my liberty. The situation is becoming an impossible one.'

That's right - Holmes and Moriarty haven't knowingly been enemies for years. It's been a four month whirlwind nemesis-ship. I'm saying it as a joke but I think there's something so tragic when you juxtapose it with the distancing with Watson.

Although also consider that it's Watson who he turns to - when his knuckles are bleeding and multiple attempts are made on his life and he needs to get away, Watson is who he wants and needs and hopes for.

I took a cab after that and reached my brother's rooms in Pall Mall, where I spent the day.

UGGGHHH I want to know more about what happened here and what Mycroft had to say about the whole situation. We get a few clues later about it.

Welp. Until tomorrow, then...

[diyunho]

The Joker x Reader- “How To Be a Dad”

The Joker has never been around a pregnant woman before. Actually… just once, during a robbery and the poor thing fainted even if he didn’t do anything to her. You thought J would be bored with the whole process, but all he says is that he wants to see her NOW. Well, it doesn’t really work that way and your boyfriend is not famous for his patience.

– At night, J likes to rest his head on your legs, face turned towards your huge bump.

“When is she coming out? I wanna see her!”

“Soon J, be patient.”

Joker and patience don’t go in the same sentence.

“But I wanna see her now, I’ve been waiting forever!”

“It’s happening soon enough.”

“Hey, Doll, do you think she already looks like me?”

“No, not yet.”

He pouts.

“Do you think she knows I’m her dad?”

“No, not yet J.”

He frowns.

“Do you think she has green hair?” he snickers, walking his fingers on your tummy.

“No, baby, no toxic green locks.”

“Do you think she has bright red hair?”

“No, I dye mine; if anything, Emma will have dark blonde hair, my natural color. Or maybe she’ll have your natural color. Is it brown or…?” “No, it’s a dark blonde too,” the Joker blurs out and after a few seconds he gasps. “Did you just…did you just make me tell you another one of my secrets, woman?!”

“Nooo, I didn’t make you do anything,” you smirk, trying not to laugh, all innocent and sweet.

“You’re sneaky, Y/N, stop it!” he pinches your thigh, aggravated you took advantage of him being smitten with the unborn baby. “Oh my God!” J shouts when he notices the small hand moving right under your skin. “There she is!” he excitedly touches her, sensing the shift. “This is so cool- cooler than being chased by Batsy,” he admits, huffing. “Jerk!” The Joker mutters, then pays attention to you again. “Does it hurt when she does that?” (he asks this very often and the reply never changes).

“No, handsome, she’s just wiggling around. Anxious to get out, I’m sure. Have you ever been around a pregnant person before?”

“Once, during a bank robbery. I decided to do it in plain daylight and this lady was there. She fainted.”

“What did you do to her?” You try to reach him but can’t bend at all.

 “Nothing, she just passed out when me and my men took over the place. There she is again!” he grins and one of Emma’s tiny feet stretches out pretty high this time. “Do you know what this reminds me of?”

“No, but please do share,” you sigh, curious to hear about another crazy idea for sure.

“Aliens movie! You think she might just burst out of there?” J pokes your bump, then caresses the skin to feel his daughter once more.

You start giggling, amused:

“I think we’re good on that one. She’ll come out the right way, no worries.”

“Oh, I forgot I got her something,” The Joker suddenly realizes and jumps out of bed.

“More stuff?!” you tease since the unborn has a room full of baby things.

“This is better than any of them,” J fumbles inside the closet and finally brings over the shiny diamond tiara he places on top of your tummy. “Here, a Princess should have one,” he excitedly brags and goes back to his favorite spot on your legs.

“Where did you get it from?!” “Gotham’s Bank vault,” he winks, proud of his achievement and scoots closer so you can touch him since you look so pathetic when you keep on trying and fail.

“And I was thinking you bought it, baby,” you wrap a strand of his hair around your chubbier than usual finger.

“I did, just forgot to pay,” he mocks, making sure the sparkly crown stays in place.

And you both have a good laugh about it - your boyfriend can be so funny sometimes, even if he thinks he’s funny all the time.

The Joker closes his blue eyes and you brush your index finger against his long eyelashes.

“What is it, Pumpkin?” he yawns, opening one eye.

“Could you please bring me a sliced cucumber and chocolate syrup?”

“Yuck, I don’t know how you can eat that disgusting combo,” he shivers, grossed out by your choices in food lately.

“I’m craving a bunch of weird snacks, I can’t help it. Remember last month when all I wanted was apple sauce with radishes and cinnamon powder?”

“Ewww, yes. I guess this is an upgrade, Doll. Can’t you go in the kitchen and make your own plate? I’m tired.”

You point out towards your diamond decorated bump:

“I can’t move or this will fall.”

“Uggghhh, fine, I’ll be back,” J agrees, dragging his feet on the carpet because he’s not in the mood for too much except staring at your belly to see Emma move.

– He feels nauseated watching you munch on your repulsive late dinner. J would love to fall asleep but the damn cucumbers are so crunchy when you bite out of them.

“Are you done, Y/N? I wanna sleep.”

“Done, the last one!” you shove the slice in your mouth and lean over him to place the bowl on the nightstand.

“Jesus, Princess, how much do you weight??!!” J puffs under your heaviness, over exaggerating, of course.

You’re a delicate little flower that doesn’t need negative comments.

“Whatever!!!! This is your fault!” you give him a sassy gaze, pinning him under you for a few more seconds this way he learns his lesson.

He just can’t talk like that to delicate little flowers.

“ I didn’t do anything,” The Joker pulls you in for a kiss, purring. “Just had some fun with my girl, the rest… you’re responsible for!” he taunts, delighted you can’t do too much but squirm on top of him.

“You’re so…so…so,” you stutter, outraged, not being able to find the word.

“What is this?!” he puckers his lips, intrigued when he feels it.

You try to look down in between the two of you without success.

“I think my water broke!”

– “Pumpkin, are you gonna die?” he growls, checking you out worried sick; he’s been asking this every 5 minutes in the last six hours.

“For God’s sake, I’m not dying !! I’m giving birth!”, you shriek through your clenched teeth, breathing in and out in a frenzy.

“Are you sure?” J triple checks furthermore.

“Yes, I’m sure,” and you squeeze his hand so hard you hear a few bones crack.

“Auuuchhh, don’t break my hand!” he whines, taking a step back.

“Take your rings off!” you urge him, panting. “It makes it worse.”

He hurries and does it, dumping them in a cup on the table.

“Give me your hand!” you shout, feeling the strong contractions hit your body with paralyzing strength.

“Ummm, don’t break it, OK?” he hesitantly gives it back, hoping for the best.

Who knew such a delicate little flower as yourself can have so much vigor?!

“Where’s my daughter?” The Joker stretches his free arm to lift the sheet covering you from the waist down and regrets it in the next moment. He’s seen a lot of messed up shit in his life but this takes the cake.

“Pretty soon, Mister J,” the doctor replies, wishing the Clown Prince of Crime would just behave and wait.

“ Kitten,” J gulps, even more tense. “Are you sure you’re not dying?”

“I’m sure, stop asking!” you groan, resting your head on the pillow. “This is your fault!” you blame J again, annoyed and in so much pain you are seeing red spots.

Your boyfriend completely ignores your outburst, tilting over to peck your forehead.

“Hurry up, Princess, I need to see her!”

“So sorry about the inconvenience!!!” you scream, muttering something else under your labored breathing. It wasn’t a nice statement.

“Yuck, Doll, you’re all sweaty!” he complains, wiping his lips.

Huh??! ! Delicate little flowers don’t get sweaty!!!!

“J, you’re not helping!” you state the obvious and push again, exhausted and anxious in the same time. You crush his fingers so hard J thinks his arm fell off. He wants to object but the doctor finally articulates the words he’s been craving to hear for so long:

“Alright, here she is!” and the crying starts after a few seconds.

– First time The Joker held Emma, he forgot to breathe.

“She looks like a little doll,” he whispers, mesmerized on how cute she is. “How long do you think it will take before she resembles us?”

“A while,” you take a deep breath and blink slowly, so jaded you can hardly speak.

The little one fusses and he almost panics, not knowing what to do but she calms down when he gently rocks her.

“I think…I think she smiled at me!” J exclaims. You doubt it, but can’t spoil his joy:

Delicate little flowers don’t do such things to a man they love.

“That’s because she knows you’re her dad,” you utter, making it even better for the new father.

“Really?” he kisses her cheek with an almost childish curiosity. ”You think so Y/N?”

“Yeah, now that you have her in your arms, she knows,” you rub your face, fighting to stay awake.

The Joker feels so many emotions at once and has no clue how to handle any of them. He’s not the one to analyze himself but damn, it’s just so overwhelming his chest hurts. Can’t be a heart attack, he’s too young.  

He paces alongside your bed, careful not to wake the newborn.

“Hey, Pumpkin, when can we have sex again?” he bites his lip, eager to go back to fun stuff.

“It’s gonna be a while, baby. Not too much, ok?” you quickly add when notice how disappointed he is. “ I just basically squeezed a watermelon through a prune so give me some credit. Be patient, please.”

Joker and patience don’t go in the same sentence.

“Just hurry up and get better, I have needs!” he sulks but winks when he realizes you don’t look too excited at his yapping.

Ahhh, such a charmer.

But you can’t rush this process on delicate little flowers.

Even the King of Gotham needs to understand it.

Also read: MASTERLIST

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[draconiium]

1 and 5?

                                                                 roleplay munday [ x ]

1. of all the muses you’ve written for, do you have a favorite? what makes them your favorite?

leif is for sure another favorite for me ( i would say he’s part of my rbg triad of fe lord sons, but he’s not blue, so.....incredibly, most fe lords are blue and it’s the one color i am missing?? ).

cait and i keep laughing about the fact that he became my strongest fe muse because it started when she and i were divvying up the lords and she was like “i have seliph so you get this guy” and i was like “uggghhh fine”.

fast forward two months and i’m in deep. 

i like him for some of the same reasons that i like alm — he’s somewhat grey for a lord, at least how i play him. i like to talk a lot about how my leif could have easily been an antagonist, given different circumstances and if manfroy had gotten around to being able to manipulate him.

he also has like the best character development hhh. as i’ve said before, it’s good to see a fe lord who fails. and who, in fact, would have failed completely in the goal he had fought all his life for if he hadn’t been saved by someone else. it’s good to see a fe lord who isn’t strong enough, for all his tenacity and passion. i think that’s what drew me to him initially.

5. have you ever written a scene that made you laugh out loud? which one?

everything about that moment in a vesuvian face where leif threatens to kick ares in the nuts and then ares is all “do it, if you want a broken foot” and then the soldier walks in on them goofing off like a couple of dudes in their late teens / early twenties and pls. 

their friendship gives me life.

[dapokemonmadster]

Heyyy! Back with another one o’ these things, tagged by @vradmic!!

BOLD THE STATEMENTS THAT ARE TRUE FOR YOU !

APPEARANCE :

I am 5′7″ or taller (Haha, I’m 5′7 but I JUST REALIZED that I can now add another inch or so by sticking my hair straight up OHOHOHO)

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair

I have brown eyes

I have short hair (As of... three weeks ago isn’t it??)

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces (Invisalign, but serves the same purpose)

There is something I would change about the way I look

PERSONALITY :

My Hogwarts house is: Gryffindor Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Slytherin

I am an introvert 

I like meeting new people

People tell me I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well (MOSTLY just with @killahipster and the RWBY network​ if we’re being completely honest!)

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY :

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping (One day.. one day....)

I’m a fast runner (I’m.... average speed I guess, but I’m a starting midfielder on my lacrosse team, so I’m faster than I think?)

I can draw well (Well enough)

I have a good memory (Particularly book memory, but I’ve got space in there for lots of history, as well!)

I’m good at doing math in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute (At least I think I can, haven’t tried in a bit)

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch (Tae Kwon Do in like fourth grade, eyyyy)

HOBBIES :

I enjoy playing sports (Enjoy sports A LOT my dudes)

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else (LACROSSE!!)

I’m in an orchestra or chair in my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week 

I work out at least once a week (Not currently, but there was a point last year when a few buds and I would frequent the gym every day. I need to get back to that, honestly.)

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

Fandoms are my #1 passion!!! (Nahhhh... I enjoy doing fandom stuff, but I like to focus on the here-and-now with stuff going on OFFline, hehe.)

I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES :

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game (In a few soccer games)

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting 

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year (Oh, the joys of a ten day migraine.)

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts (NO AND I’M SO MAD I’VE MISSED SEEING PEARL JAM AND U2 LIVE UGGGHHH)

RELATIONSHIPS :

I’m in a relationship

I have a celebrity crush!!

I have a crush on someone I know

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year

I have been in a relationship for at least a year

I have had feelings for a friend (Sorta?? Didn’t last too long though.)

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” (More than one!! Which makes me very happy!!)

I live close to my school (Haha.... I live on campus....)

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling (My wonderful little brother who I love dearly!!)

I live in the United States 

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend outside of school in the past month (Impossible... I live at school.)

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CDs

I share my room with someone (Thank goodness this one isn’t true anymore)

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced

I know a person named Jamie (More than one! Though spelled a little differently)

I have had a teacher with a name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair 

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now 

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone (Still haven’t! Knock on wood!)

I have eaten a waffle today (Man, I wish.)

I know what I want to do with my life (I know a few things that I want to do with my life, sure. Don’t have everything planned out, but I have a direction!)

I speak at least two languages fluently (Well, I wouldn’t say I’m completely fluent in Spanish, but I’m at a level where I can easily converse and write essays and stories and such. I’m nearly bi-literate, so I’ll count it!)

I have made a new friend in the past year!! (RWBY network!!)

Okie dokie, I’mma tag @sanitypotion, @killahipster, @sirgurbinstienrex, @communismontoast, @marykay91 aaaand @mchandraws!!