#u know that tiktok audio that's like 'do you ever look at someone and wonder what's going on inside their head' that's me with d&p every day

[dnpbeats]

d&p slow dancing to thinking out loud remains absolutely batshit because we all know it was scripted but WHY??? WHAT WERE THEY TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH WITH STAGING THAT?

[seokjinsonlyone]

How do you think each of the members are like as a best friend? I'm curious as to your take. You always somehow get them spot on.

a/n: first of all,,, thank you!!! second idk if this is what you was looking for but it turned out to be a luh calm mini headcanon,,, lemme know what u think 🫢

namjoon:

wants to hang out 24/7; always tries to make you be friends with his other friends so he can have one huge super group of friends to hang out with all the time

lowkey your biggest opp; like you’ll be having a heart to heart ranting about your life and what’s going on and “why is it always me? 😩” and then he’ll read you for filth detailing exactly why whatever’s happening is happening and what you need to do to fix it; and you sitting there like 🤥 because you was just tryna complain

perpetually busy but will literally drop whatever he’s doing the second you say you need him

seokjin:

people wonder if y’all are even friends because all you do is bicker because neither of you can fight the urge to play devil’s advocate on every single subject

the type to be the brother you never wanted; always tryna scare your boo things away; loves either going to your family home or having you at his; randomly puts you in headlocks to assert dominance; posts awful 0.5 pics of you on his close friends story

he may play with you but he don’t play about you; he can be mean to you because he loves you but it’s a no for everyone else; 100% not afraid to check someone who say something slick about you

yoongi:

likes to buy you random gifts in lieu of actually expressing affection

takes pride in being your bestie; if anyone else claims to be your best friend he’s gonna look at them funny and give them some push back; goes to you later on to confirm that He is in fact your best friend as if you’re not allowed to have more than one

regardless of whether it’s his cup of tea or not when you want to do something with him he always goes along with it

hoseok:

sends or tags you in every single video he finds even slightly amusing and expects you to react to them all; (bonus) you’d definitely make one of those muni long made for me videos

the one you call when you’re bored at work and y’all stay on the phone yapping for the rest of your shift

your shopping buddy!; sometimes you’ll both order a stuff online or maybe you’ll go thrifting or to target or something and then go back to his place and do a lil fashion show with all the stuff you bought

jimin:

would have the type of relationship with you that makes prospective partners suspicious because y’all are too close; it’s not your fault that people don’t understand y’all soul ties!!

the devil on your shoulder at all times; he’s the one you go to when you want validation to do something you know you shouldn’t do

whatever someone tells jimin they sign up to telling you too; you’re a package deal <3; there’s an actual tea party that takes place once a month that’s dedicated to spilling tea

taehyung:

the type to stick beside you no matter what; doesn’t matter how wrong you are no one gon ever catch him on anyone else’s side

has an uncanny ability to talk you into his harebrained schemes so you’re always getting into escapades and shenanigans

follows you on spotify to monitor and critique what you’re listening to; you’ll get random screenshots of what you’re listening to and what he thinks you should be listening to; never admits when you put him on to an artist or song

jungkook:

a fellow dnd warrior; may not have your back immediately but he will always have it eventually

you speak in terms of tiktok audios and obscure references of things that happen in your day to day life that were unreal

y’all will agree to go on a diet together and then proceed to watch mukbang/cooking videos for 3 hours and end up breaking the diet within a day of starting it

[samanthaa-leanne]

Hi I was wondering if you could do a Kiri X (FRIEND) Bakugou x (s/o) reader where (idk of u know the audio Becky on tiktok but basically that) and Kastuki and reader are hyping kiri while he’s just going off about the person who won’t leave him and his so alone and 1A are so confused bc they never herd him act like that

i don’t like this as much as i wish i did, but i hope you enjoy it!

Everyone was gathered in the living room for movie night when Kirishima abruptly got up from his place on the couch, looking angrier than he ever has before. He stormed into the kitchen and answered the call on his cell. You, your boyfriend Bakugou, and Kirishima’s significant other followed him to make sure he was okay.

“Leave me alone! I don’t know how many times I have to tell you that I am in a relationship with someone!” He yelled into his phone.

“You tell em Kiri.” You said hyping him up.

“Fuck that bitch.” Bakugou said as he wrapped his arm around your waist.

“Are you deaf? I said I don’t want you!’ He yelled again, his face becoming red with rage.

The other students couldn’t help but turn their attention to the scene that was happening in the kitchen. They had never seen Kirishima act like this and they couldn’t hide the shock that showed on their faces.

“Don’t call me again.” He yelled as he hung up the phone, looking at his s/o with a sad smile. “I’m sorry they won’t leave us alone baby.” 

“It’s not your fault!” They said reassuringly as they placed a kiss to his lips.

“If they call again let us know and we’ll take care of it.” You said as you looked over to your boyfriend with a smirk.

“Yeah we’ll take care of them.” Bakugou repeated as he slapped his best friend on the back. “Don’t worry about it.”

“Thanks man. You guys are the best.” Kirishima replied as he took his significant others hand and led them back to the couch. “Sorry about that guys. We can start the movie now.”

“Sure thing Kirishima.” Mina said as she pressed play on the movie, the others not daring to say anything about what just happened for fear of facing Bakugou’s wrath.