#u infected him with ur evil lol

[fruit-kick]

keep the change is genuinely so shit like the reason max improves is bc david improved. its bc david changed and put campbell to the side in order to give max the opportunity to have a better time at camp, to build a support system for him and give him the time and patience to become better. he gave him room to change. that's why they rub off on each other, because they help each other become better.

"max got better bc david rubbed off on him and david got worse bc max rubbed off on him" implying that max is somehow like?? "corrupting" david?? and this is in season 4 after parents day established that max's behaviour stems from literal abuse and neglect? because hes a kid and david is the adult with the choice to either ignore that or actually step up to help him? fucking yikes of an episode

[redraven393]

Catching Up wit Phil's QSMP VOD

1st JULY lets GOOOO

OKAY let's GET STARTED

no gegg??-was there anything different?-ohhh solo modification?

safety first-ohh a smart chat-

HIKE???-MINING IN CAVES??-BULLS??-ughhhh the code bastards are up to something -that's not how it works PHIL-WAKE UP CHAYANNE

YAEH HEALTH CARE-opp the Hotel is really fuqed

hah Phil you have way too many stalkers on this island -YEAHHH FUQTHE BINARYBASTARD UP PHILL

oh no the French-OH NO MUMZA-ah okay well soon mumza

yeah, ANTZA-that’s cheating Phill-???-what is he talkin about??-somthin' about world edit??

Whooo congrats Chat -omg Phil nooo-welp a little arson is okay sometimes-ahh shit its not little-yeah sure nature-admins problem now

ohh adventure yesyes-WAKE UP CHAYANNE WAKE UP-wat?-OH FUQ-loud to loud

¬lol TALLULAH STAY ASLEEP SWEETIE-YEAH CHAT DAYY

Holly chat that is a great Headcanon-the code bastards eggs lol

ughh Trauma beach-???-quackity in boxing event?

LUZU there?-HE LOST!-aww sad-no happy things for Phil I guess-

Opp what happened?-ah the server lagged-?-cactus lag?

Aww chat yu are loved-Chat pls this is his son- busy old man

Bad cactus-ohhh go down- THERE are NO SUCH THINGS AS TO MANY VENUS PHIL

Ohh deep-cave creeper? Oh he chonks-trash cave

Persimmon! I never has persimmons

Dapper the handyman!- ohhh Life guards POG-omg chat u okay?-wat is going on with the mobs-oh go where is the god apple?-omg the seagull-oh that fuker-omg they eat it-fuk the seagull

Ohh Chayanne bday??-aww- yeah show them some message

Does bull have different milk??-MONKEYS!!-infernal evil Pumpkin??-uhhh?okay?

ACASIAAA-caht don’t farm the monkey-well maybe for Tallulah-bet if Tallulah ask he will says yes-awww

Phil’s parenting 101- I do not get the reference-wat??-huh??? Wat?? How?

Ohh full diamond armour guy- dadza pls-CURSE WATER-oooh the BLIMP-uppies-not many good loot-well done-

CAPPYBARAS-wait we can't trust them-yeah from the wedding-phill you can't demand the wildlife to do work for you

Resct earn -boat time-ROAR TRIP YEAHHH-okay these guys are fun

Pretty baome-you use to be cool Capibaras shame on you-cappy on a bike-lol- ohhh good loot-oh god it head-dodododdod

YEAH FUK HIM UP-good god they are powerful-lol snot-yeah bring them more often-nooo not the FLOATING TREE

Lol-get in LOSERS- is the place dangerous?-omg there op

Omg DAD you cant just Irish left your way out of the fight- that is rude

Hi Fit

Classic Chayanne-cappy here?-NOOOO TALLULAH STAY ASLEEP

YAY for BS missions-YAY CHAYANNE SHRINE

Binary bastar the creep­-glad yu having fun chayanne- yeah Tallulah the poor dear is terrified-yeah cook your way out of trauma kiddo

RAMON-yeah touch grass

YEAHH FTC-fried the cat fish-omg- they are magic cappibaras ramon-Chayanne get down

Safety first-MONEY-omg 100 Yippe-

Are they all gone?-opp there they are-FTC

Thetictacs- new acent unlocked!- yeah cooked the Catfish!

Omg cappis nooo

Phill youcant exploit the wild life like that

The big mountain wall-yupyup tottaly legit-okay ramon is just flexing

Just because ramon just because

Ramon, he is an Anarchist

Tall mountain time-ughhh-FLOWER DUNGON-YEAHHH

FLYING CAPPI

Where are we going?-ah to the mountain-OHH a Toucan! :D-a bamboo creeper?

Wait????-is that Rigby??waitt-OH NOO RIGHBY- RAMOON NOOO-You have its TALE PHILL NOOOO

RIP

PHIL NOOOO- you don’t give ur child a dead corpse of its pet

Welp adventure must go on

The MOUNTAIN-Cappis that is cheating-YEAH TO THE TOP-dance party

Welp to the caves-so good at the video game-gator roll- how do u know??-

YEAH CHILD LABOUR-opp water cave-AHH GLOWY BOY-ohhh big cave

INFECTED DIAMOND ORE??- omg-KIDS- an absolute UNIT

CUBE SHEEP-ohh statues-RAMON DONT DIG DOWNN- RAMON NO-

YEAH, BED ROCK-YEAH MISSION DONE-PARTY-

oh hey the cat live

ugh the bulls- welcome to the FAVELAAS- this one bull against 6- bull hunting time- omg the bulls are riding the guardians-OMG THE BULLS

RAMON NO-PHILNOOO- the oldest shit house

Ohh the day care!!-awwww it looks so cute-oh fit was a teacher??-omg NO

SPINNNN-yu spin me right round baby-BELLS

BAGHERA ANTOINE HELLO

Ahh its Dapper and BBH-opp chayanne gone? Oh he’s in the basket

Yeah the attack yesterday are fuqed-Wait they taking picture of the parents too?

Yeah the Fed lied – a reminder huh?- OHH COLORFUL TOUCAN-

Yeah they just hang- funny noises- okk lets go out- lol- Antoine wat???

Scary Story!- HAM BURGULUAR- Trauma Dump

RIGBY 2.0 LETS GO

Scary retaile story

OMG- Tax Fraud???? PHIL?-lol Drugs- yeah stay an Egg Chayanne- the government IOU

Chayanne stop using others sign

Ah yess glad I still haven’t got any tax

Ah karen-oMG??-u fuqed him?- fukin Bastard- good lord Phil

A Karen Diner??-YEAH CHAYANNE KITCHEN!-FREE FOOD LETS GOO

WHOO STAY LIVING

BYEE CHAYANNE- oh wait uhhh -LOL

PHIL ONCE AGAIN AVOIDS ALL THE RP

WHOO BYE PHILLLL

[angelhound]

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[charismastaticarchive]

verse: all you have to do is turn your back on him; and you wish it was harder; and you wish it was easier; but it’s not. ( versus verse for gladio )

i have finally figured out what versus is about. and here are my hcs for lucis in the ff13-versus verse, because they’re important to gladio and why he betrays noctis. for my records, these are my hcs as i want to change this verse, lol.

-the mafia system is only about a hundred years old, but it’s still a pretty honorable mafia system by most systems. it used to be more of a samurai/fuedal lord type dealio for more than a thousand years, but things changed after nifhelm, a more european coded country, got a hold of them a few centuries ago when they heavily colonized them.

-sure what’s left of the original goverment run by the chosen kings (which is a big part of their governent still, but they’re more of a ‘territory’ now like puerto rico or hong kong used to be part of britain) runs on crime and shady dealings since illegal mind altering drugs were found to be the only ‘cure’ for the scourge that started to plague their country after it was spread there by the nifs---but there’s not human trafficking or murders on the books that you can find. the amicitias keep their head above even the drugs that seem to run their kingdom. all they’ve done since gilgamesh himself is protect the chosen line of kings---and they’ve kept it that way, and thought they always would.

-in this verse, the amicitias are much disrespected. seen as little more than bodyguards. the nobility system is a joke--it’s literally organized crime, and the cleaner u keep ur nose, the less money u have and the more ur seen as a LAUGHING STOCK even amongst clowns. they used to love their king and their way of life more than anything, but the more industrialized and cyberpunk lucis becomes---the more modernized, the more the amicitias began to sink into the more traditional fantasy world of nifhelm and its politics.

-in this verse, lucis is basically a world more similar to the yakuza series, BUT cyberpunk. more traditional aesthetics in the palace/nobles place than anything else as the last line of their old honorable selves (bc that stuff is now worth a lot of money and also they like to pretend they still have a certain code comparable to the samurai), but u can also see a lot of european shit and aesthetics too because of the colonization. noctis does not even know how to write japanese, despite being japanese, because he refused to learn the alphabet bc bc he doesn’t care about anything lol

-speaking more on noctis, regis USED TO BE a pretty good king, and he honestly thought for a long time that the illegal drug trade is what’s best for his country. it keeps them alive, right? it’s only really illegal with the nifs.

-when noctis was very small, the accident he got into with his mom made etro save him. he contracted her scourge because he was then the champion of her infection. it spread from him to his father, and his father got hooked on the mind-altering drugs himself, making him a pretty shitty father when he’s not ‘lucid’ and a worse king that was easier to pull around by the rest of the yakuza/mafia nobles. clarus thought he could help him---but he dies, and that’s what spurs the game into action. noctis’s powers manifest from the trauma, he gets a vendetta against the world. he’s supposed to get the blessing of the oracle (stella or ravus depending on the verse) and they go off on a road trip.

-noctis makes shit hit the fan. he’s the villain in this, he’s the ardyn. he’s always been a bad kid, a spoiled yakuza brat that loves violence because of the corruption of his soul and his own anger.

-noctis almost takes the throne---but then the amicitias betray him to the nifs. they trust the nifs. but the nifs aren’t actually the good guys. they’re colonizing bastards and they spread the plague in the first place. but it’s the only things the amicitias can think to do to save their country.

-in this verse i’ll primarily use it to ship with @antigoniks​ and thaz it lmfao

-gladio is straight edge except for drinking. he’s believed his whole life he would have to die for noctis, and he accepted that bc noctis was like a brother to him, and that was just his goal and his duty. but he was raised lawful good, and noctis is chaotic evil and it just was never going to work out lol

-gladio’s mother is from a completely different continent, she’s not involved with any of this at all, but she moved here bc of colonization of her country by the nifs, who are taking over the world. gladio doesn’t completely trust the nifs either because of this, but he is tired of the whole system of his country being garbage basically and people always assuming he’s just gonna be a criminal lapdog or a goon because of his race/Big Guy body type/etc.

so that’s that on this verse.