#u guys are rlly making me like vlad

[mttonex]

Vlad x Confucius pretty please with a cherry on top

here is ur order pls enjoy !!

[stinkrascal]

Random question of the day, what are your ocs favorite condiments? 🥫😜

omg pls i hate condiments on my food so this is gonna be interesting lets give this a go!!!

vlad - pls hes so bland. he doesnt like any toppings or condiments or anything on his food, if he eats. typically he sticks to a strict vampire diet, so yeah no condiments for him :’)) boring asf i know

breanna - honey mustard pls or chick fil a sauce yes it exists in my universe ok and its so good and not homophobic in it too just a little treat for my fellow lgbts

lucien - ketchup pls boring asf

gen - omg pls something SPICY like ghost pepper or wasabi or just anything rlly hot u know in gens mind theyre not really eating if their mouth isnt on FIRE like fr

carlile - pls he loves tartar sauce so bad he’d eat fish w tartar sauce every day if u’d let him

nikolai - he loves WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE not only bc its fun to say but bc it tastes good asf on steak and niko loves STEAK he loves MEAT hes like a shark seriously

klaus - gravy tbh that counts right? i think that counts. he will fuck up biscuits and gravy

anastasia - omg she loves RELISH so much theres nothing like eating a burger and DRENCHING that shit in relish my dude!!! also a fan of bbq sauce

ilya - omg vlad sometimes feeds him a lil spoonful of honey and he loves it ;w;

bonnie - salsa yessssss omg or QUESO u remember going to restaurants back in the day and ordering that good ass QUESO at ur local mexican joint? yessssssssssssss

cooper - probably like italian dressing or something idk

shivi - soy sauce pls she probably LOVES salt so bad i can see it rn. personally soy sauce makes me cringe but valid!

maeve - mignonette sauce tbh and like who else in the world would eat mignonette sauce except maeve tbh

tarek - he goes CRAAAAAZY for hummus my guy he will go through a container of hummus in like three hours fr

abigail - pls she loves blue cheese sauce and like who else would love blue cheese sauce except for abigail Literally no one actually jk i love blue cheese but im an outlier

karmen - omg siracha and also <3 pico de gallo me too girl

caspian - he rlly loves marinara sauce tbh LMAO or like ranch. hes also a big fan of honey on most things, as hes a firm believer it enhances every food. hes right too

vaughn - give him anything that makes his mouth BURN fr the end goal is for his mouth to be on fire every time he eats

wolfgang - mayonnaise. pls. disgusting