#u guys are genuinely so cute bahahahaha

[stunie]

ok not to be super sappy on the dash or anything but if i had a couple wishes, one of them would be 100% be that i’d want u all to meet ur faves. oh ): if u + ur fav was a movie, it’d be such a sweet comfort movie ..

[lokissweater]

GIRLL THE WAY U MAKE ME CACKLE LIKE A DERANGED WITCH TOO 🫵😭💕 I be patiently waiting for ur replies like a cat waiting for its owner to return home 😞😞😞💔💔💔

And FEAR NOT GAURJUR UR STILL ON UR THRONE… i js…….. happen to yk…………….. have changed my thoughts on a certain respectable blondie……… 😣😣😣 like how am I supposed to act demurely if a man like mr bodyguard has been yearning for me like that for AGESSSS and choosing us over his career? GOSH THATS SO SEXY MMMMMMMMM (tho never choose a man over ur career guys, be hot and independent first 😘) but Sir Nanami Kento. When’s our next dick appointment pookie 😣😣😣🎀🎀🎀

and yes pls blow that load inside us oh honored one instead of blowing ur nose I MEAN WHAT (is suddenly becoming a common village whore 😜😜😜) n e ways… I saw the ask where you said you’d write a choso and sukuna fic and OH MY GOD THE POSSIBILITIESSS… been liking the prospect of exes/enemies to lovers for pink thing #1 and depending on how u characterize choochoo train… roommates… to lovers………. 🤔 IDK JS SOME FOOD FOR THOUGHT HEHE I’d love to know any crumbs once u get around to them some time 🥹🥹🥹💕💕💕💕 time to wait for that scrumptious mlb!gumi fic and yuta fic that ik you’ll EATTTTTTT UPPPPP (I’ll also be eating them up like my last meal MMMMM) but genuinely all your fics have a special place in my heart and I’ll never get bored of rereading them 🫵😣💕💕💕

I do miss the band!gojo tho… no matter how many times I’ve read it, reader needs to put that Lina girl into place 😠😠😠 LIKE I CAN PUT UP A FIGHT FOR THE blue eyes no thoughts guy…. Not physically tho but still!!! It would be fun to see the jealousy be flipped, where he’s jealous of whoever is even in a 3 feet radius of reader 😹😹😹 like why r u sharing the same air as the guy ur talking to tf 🤨🤨🤨

ALSOOOO I have a question for gumi! Do u see him in AUs other than MLB? And if so, what would they be hehe 😜😜 share me ur thirsts I MEAN THOUGHTS 😣😣😣

Ps. I read your MEOOOOOWWWYUUHHHH in Caseoh’s KITTYUUUUHHHH voice and it’s been making me cackle nonstop 😭😭😭😭😭 LOVE YOU LOTS THE PEANUT BUTTER TO MY JELLYYYYY MUAHHHH 😘😘😘 STAY HEALTHY POOKIEEEE 😣😣😣💕💕💕💕💕

STTTOOOPPPPPP I ALWAYS WAIT FOR YOUR CUTE LITTLE MESSAGES IN MY INBOX LIKE A WIFE WAITING FOR HER HUSBAND TO RETURN FROM THE DAMN WAR !!!! AND U DO SO EVERY TIME THANK YEWWWW !! 😝😝💕💕

AND NO LITERAAALLLLYYYY like how tf was mr blue orbs gojo NOT expecting us to divert our eyes for a little bit ?? 🤣🤣 when he takes care of us oh so good and wipes our makeup off because we’re so sleepy and doesn’t care about his career and money bc he’s so down bad for US ??? bc he lives and breathes for our bratty little selves ??? 🫦🫦🫦 to give us a little spanking or two?? 🫦🫦 AND BAHAHAHAHA IM DEAD no bc when are you gonna make me take your big dangalang again kento???? 🤨🤨 like i’m so empty and wet— AYO HOLD ON WHAT??? 😛😛😛

STTTTOOOPPPPPPPPP EXES TO LOVERS WITH SUKUNA OHHH MYYYY GODDD DEAR LORD HELPPP MEEEEE !!! i’m dripping my baby blue bows !!! 🤣🤣🤣 i need sukuna to make me feel like shit and throw me around but he actually is so undeniably still in love with me and regrets breaking up with me ABAHEHDBSJSBSH I NEEEEDDDDD ITTTTTT !!! and he’s desperate to get me back 🫦🫦 yes beg for me 🫦🫦 BUT OMG PLEEEAASEEE LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT OF THE LATESR GUMI DROP MY HONEEEEYYYY !!! 🥹🥹🥹💕💕💕

BROOOOOO OMG BAND GOJO I MISSSSS HIMMMM TEEEWWWWWWW HE WAS SO HOT AND SEXY AND CHARMING IN THAT ONEEEE AAARRGHHHSVRIEBJSHS !!! yes omfg you best believe reader DID put that bitch in her place later down the line bc she’s a persistent little whore and wouldn’t leave her bass playing man alone ??? 🤣🤣🤣 BITCH GTFFFOOOOOOOO and you and i both already know band gojow would actually go NUUUTTTTTSSSSSSS with someone trying to get at reader bc it’s always READER having to deal with that shiet, so now that the turnt tables … 😻😻😻 he’s distraught. he’s confused. he’s stuck. he’s MAD.

HAHAHAHA I DOOO SEE SIR GUMI IN OTHER AU’s AND IM ACTUALLY COOKING ONEEEE UUUPPPPP !!! 😝😝😝 don’t wanna spoil tew much but i CAAANNOOTTTT wait for it to drop my god—

THIS IS WHY I KNOW WE’RE MEANT TO BE BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY WHYYYYY I SAYYYY ITTTTTT OMGGGG MY HUNKY CASEOH HOW I LOVE THAT MFFFFF !!!! 💕💕💕💕😻😻😻😻

i’ve said this already and i’ll say it again i’m in love with you jesus CHRIIISSTTTT !!! everyday i thank the universe for giving me the willpower to pump out birds of a feather bc that’s how you came along into my inbox and NOW WE THIRST OVER 2D MEN TOGGEEETTHUUURRRRR !!! who needs therapy when i have my baby blue bows like dafuq 🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵

I LOOOVEEEE YOU MY POOKIEEEEE !!! PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE YOU CROSS THE STREET !!!! MWAAAAHHHHH <3333 💕💕💕

[ilytyun]

how does txt text? (v realistic and accurate)

txt as gen z boys you started texting over quarantine😔💔

a/n: this has been sitting in my drafts for so long... it’s literally so bad but i thought i was kind of funny  LOLLL💀💀 it’s not like what i usually write but hope it’s at least a bit enjoyable !! (also tysm for 100+ followers !!!!!!! teehee<333333)

warnings: some swearing, overuse of emojis, dated trends bc i wrote this three months ago LOL

yeonjun:

honestly ??? seems like a dry texter ... doesn’t reread his texts so sometimes they come out confusing even though he keeps spell check on, also never sends a text with more than ten words

lowkey dad texter if you’re not having an actual conversation ... lots of ‘k’, ‘thx’, ‘👍’, ‘idc/k’ and ‘lol’ ... also uses 💯, 😂 and ❤️ unironically 😔😔😔

also ‘???’

NOTORIOUS FOR BEING THAT GUY WHO JUST SAYS ‘hey’ WHEN YOU HAVENT TALKED IN LIKE TWO DAYS LMAO

you can never read how he’s feeling over text but sometimes he’ll sprinkle in a :) or a ;)) just to keep you on your toes

either no punctuation at all or an unnecessary overuse of punctuation ... if there is punctuation it?s , bad punctuation . ???????!!??~~~~ which is how most of his texts transfer emotions i guess ?? lol

he’s only like this because he genuinely sees texting as a quick last resort type of communication...

if you want to talk with him just give him a call... he prefers to hear your voice anyways🥺

soobin:

standard gen z texter, has good spelling, keeps his letters all lowercase for no reason other than because he thinks it looks nice ?? turns caps lock on for when he feels scandalized

texts like a bisexual......... u know with a ‘ !!’ or ‘ ??’ at the end...(the space between the last word and the punctuation is the most important part), uses a lot of ~~~~~ and ;;;;;;; and ^^ or >< too because he doesn’t want to sound monotone

‘lololol’ and ‘lolllllllllllll’.... also maybe ‘haha yeah’

super inconsistent when it comes to replying rip... like you’ll be able to hold a really good conversation for at most an hour and then he’ll leave you on delivered until the next day when he continues the conversation like nothing happened

only double texts when he needs to !! is a good boy and sends one longish text rather than a lot of short texts at once; good at paraphrasing, understands that not everyone views texting as a tool for conversation

looks like he’d be pretty good at using emojis, probably hip enough to use 😭😭😭 as a laughing emoji, also keyboard smashes

frequent user of this emoji as well: 😰

probably gets really lazy sometimes too so he ends up sending you a lot of voice memos

just overall extremely chaotic neutral

beomgyu:

seems the most normal/trendy texter imo😭

really great at using emojis... his best hits include: 😳, ✨, 🥰, 🤗 and 🥺 (ESPECIALLY 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺), also is a frequent user of all the pink heart emojis most notably 💕, texting him is never boring and he does his best to come off nice !! and he can tone down how he texts too... versatile king

definitely calls yeonjun a boomer for using 😂

but he’s also probably on tiktok or smthn A LOT so if you’re close to him he’ll pull the: 👁👄👁, 😀, 🥴, 💀💀💀, 😻, 🤡, 🧍....... used ‘no❤️’ and also ‘🧚✨’ before it got annoying...

the one who sends you very obscure memes he finds off the internet as replies to your texts but they somehow always just work..... sth like those badly edited facebook memes or sth LMAOOOOOO😭😭

his one downfall: will definetly accidentally type out the wrong your/you’re... same with there/they’re/their and no matter how much it annoys you he really could not care less

i lied here’s another downfall: he’s SUPER bad with replying. leaves you on read accidentally a lot and it kinda hurts ngl💀

i lied again here’s one last downfall... even if he’s bad with replying he will not hesitate to text you to get your attention...... he does not give a single shit. if he needs you he’ll text each individual letter of H E L L O, also double texts if he’s excited but you let it slide because he’s cute😔

taehyun:

another good texter but maybe... too good.....

his spelling and grammar are on point... you will never ever catch him slipping. periods at the end of every sentence. him and hyuka are probably the only ones who still use auto capitalization

but something about his texting seems so robotic....... you find yourself honestly wondering if he’s being dry with you or if he’s just being super polite

it’s also definetly because he somehow always finds the perfectly specific emoji to include at the end of his message💀

and they’re always obscure ones too... he used the 🚏 emoji once when he told you he was ‘Waiting for the bus. 🚌🚏 Cannot wait you see you. 🤓’ and it made you go huh...

overall pretty articulate over text but when you’re acting a bit questionable his favourite emoji to use is simply 🤨 he also genuinely believes 🤓 is cute... like ok taehyun

lowkey dry texter so it’s somehow satisfying when he uses exclamation marks... it shows that he’s excited lol

he’s unpredictable and distinct... unique king

huening kai:

texting god.... but wbk

if gyu has bruh girl energy hyuka def has big hii girly! :) energy LMAOOOO

genuinely the sweetest texter, you can hear his voice and feel his energy through his messages🥺

takes the time to use the japanese emojis... (๑╹ω╹๑ ) it’s super duper adorable... some of his favourite emojis are 🤩, 😊, 🕺 and 🙈

but if it’s struggle hours you know he’s going 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

uses coloured heart emojis !! 🧡💛💚💙💛💜

definetly uses uwu and xD unironically but it’s really cute when he does it....

ofc >3< is his signature

uses ‘BAHAHAHAHA’ and ‘Hehehehee’ instead of just lol..... also an avid keyboard smasher esp if you are too (he’s never felt more alive than when using sksksksk was still a trend... emits highkey vsco girl energy on top of his hii girly energy lol)

another kid who overuses punctuation ???? but just to emphasize !!!!! his !!!!!!! point ,,,..,,,!!!!

sends you motivational texts throughout the day... ‘You’ve got this!!!!! (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾ I hope you have a good day today!!!!!!!!!(๑>◡<๑)💛💛💚’

tried to turn off auto capitalization but thought it made him come off as too aloof/impolite so he turned it back on😭😭 doesn’t have a problem when other people don’t use it though !!