#ty to ben for “not safe for worms” 🪱💞🪱

[dontbelasagnax]

I personally think that the codywan worm gf conversation would go something like this (cw: not safe for worms):

It's late at night and they're cuddled together in bed--Obi-Wan's fuzzy cheek pillowed on Cody's nice and squishy chest--when Obi-Wan says, "Would you love me if-"

Without hesitation, Cody says, "Yes."

Obi-Wan curls his arm tighter around Cody's midsection and says, rather bitchily, "You didn't let me finish."

"I love you a million stupid ways and I'd love you a million more, you jackass. Go to sleep."

Cody kisses the top of his head and determinedly plays with his hair like he can't feel Obi-Wan's face all scrunched up trying not to cry.

But then Obi-Wan sniffs snottily and presses his nose ever so fondly further into Cody's breast (who frowns because they exchange a lot of body fluids but he'd rather not add mucus to the list) and says, "I'd love you if you were a worm as well."

"A worm?!"

Suffice to say, things get weird. Some really odd worm roleplay happens because Cody can't let Obi-Wan escape this. He will beat the horse till Obi-Wan begs and pleads mercy for even bringing the horse into existence.

Sweaty and breathless and endlessly in love as Obi-Wan bleats out giggles like a lunatic between smiled gasps of, "stop," and, "no more," Cody flops his full body weight directly on top of him. Definitely top five silliest sex they've had. Satisfying though. Fun.

They sleep very affirmed now that they've thoroughly loved one another as if they were worms.