#ty to a certain someone. for pushing me to ask the hard questions lmfao

[jasperyourmutt]

Its official. I am now a TATTOO APPRENTICE

[kittyxjordelia]

Details for that kitty au? Sounds interesting

aww thx im glad u think so but get ready for dissapointment and garbage storyteling bc i got way too distracted way too quickly.

THIS IS FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTED MORE DEETS ON THE RED WHITE AND ROYAL BLUE AU (this is largely based on the book but nothing hugely spoilery)

Also reminder: yo my inbox is always open so if u wanna ask me the most random shit possible i will respond bc it makes me feel happy that someone is curious about my opinions and ideas

The Blackthorn’s mom is the pres, not their dad

Julian, Livvy, Ty, Dru, and Tavvy are the first children, mark and helen arent

So as Helen and Mark have no relation to POTUS, theyre less involved w/ the public

(Bonus: people think Kiertina are dating but they got NO IDEA Mark is the third part of that)

Both of their parents are pretty busy so Julian’s kinda raising them a bit but not to a terrible extent

Julian may or may not be dating the vice president’s daughter, emma carstairs

In the UK, christopher herondale is a prince and i dont care if ty matches henry better and kit is more of an alex

i literally thought of this au bc i was reading the scene where henry kisses alex and then runs away and i outloud said “wow christopher herondale is quaking”

so im not budging kit is henry w/ alex’s personality and ty is alex w/ henry’s personality got it good great

In all seriousness i just like the way it plays out better this way

Ok anyways kitty are 18 jsyk

Ty is convinced Kit hates him bc they had a pretty shit first meeting and Kit came off as kinda an ass but he was just going thru gay panic

U kno that scene in RSOM where alec thought aline was homophobic but she was just a lesbian freaking out over a cute girl? That’s kinda how the kitty meeting went

it was literally just a miscommunication but now ty has been trying to convince himself he hates kit for like two years but hes just gay and a moron god what a life

Livvy, in the background: GAAAAY

Ok so beginning of the plot a royal (clace) wedding is happening and the first family is invited

(psst lets get real the herondales are shadowhunter royalty this is valid)

Ty can’t get out of it and he’s big sad bout it but whatevs he’ll have livvy

so ty and kit end up talking and kit is trying to leave asap bcause he’s too gay for this but when he attempts to leave, ty grabs his shoulder and kit kinda pushes him off and ty starts falling but grabs onto kits arm and so

they crash and fall into jace and clary’s expensive ass wedding cake

the tabloids are like: lol they hate eachother

so those two gotta fix everything bc yea international relations

They start hanging out and find they get along pretty well, specifically through a shared love of a certain fictional detective

ty: the books are better kit: binch the bbc show tho

tessa, in the background: I APPROVE CHRISTOPHER

so a couple months pass and kit and ty are talking outside being deep and kit kisses him and then proceeds to FLEE THE SCENE and goes back to england and doesnt respond to any of tys messages

(like guys goddamnit henry literally pulled a kit when he did that shit guys it fits)

the two of them end up making up and making out like a month later and then have to proceed to attempt to hide their relationship

but yea blah blah blah they end up happy together im done w/ plot points i dont wanna spoil the ENTIRE book for y’all

(also kits bestie ash is like weirdly into dru but ty doesnt care AT ALL hes like go for it also heres some pointers bc ash is crushing hard man)

ooh Diana is the president’s deputy chief of staff and gwyn is the crown family’s equerry and they fall in love during this because i want them to

Ok but heres my batshit ideas starting so take the rest of this w/ a grain of salt its just the sleep depravation talking and also fun ideas that dont work at all

KING WILL HERONDALE

wessa are like kinda kits parents in this au and probs still have james and lucie

jace is like their cousin who isnt strictly a prince but is still largely in the public eye bc theyre close to him

or mb wessa have four kids including jace in this au idk they all deserve to be a happy family

(but where is jem u ask)

ok so will could die but i dont want him to

(again, this part is for funsies and if i were to make this a fic i’d have to kill him off)

so will faked his own death so jem and tessa could be together bc lets get real he would

jem and tessa have a daughter mina and people think they named her after will due to grief nah will just said if i fake my death this is my one condition

im sorry im just imagining young prince christopher with his older siblings prince james princess lucie and prince johnathan with their younger half sister princess wilhelmina

time doesnt exist in this ok just my want for a eight person herongraystairs fam cause jace deserved good parents but was born at the wrong time to be raised by people who would have LOVED HIM

lol the thing i find hilarious is that in this au jesse blackthorn isnt really related to the blackthorns theyre like seventh cousins and he met lucie by coincidence

lmfao what if will is kits like bodyguard but he wears shitty disguises all the time and people are like hmm is that the king and will is like no unfortunately king william has been dead for years

this is so stupid but i dont care fuck off im having fun w/ it also will herondale is king as he deserves so all is right in the world

The real question is now: Do y’all want me to write this? Or like nah