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[sanyu-thewitch05]

Love Potion Apocalypse Alt. Ending

A/N: I made an alternate ending to Love Potion Apocalypse as promised to celebrate this tumblr having 1000+ followers! Hope you enjoy it!

The smoothies were no good. It wasn't strong enough to fix them. Unfortunately, Yuu came crying back to NRC, missing her friends. 

"Oh, Yuu, you came back," Malleus coos, holding a crying Yuu in his arms.

Yuu looks at Malleus with red eyes and tries not to cry herself to death. 

"Yuu, won't you tell me your true feelings?" Malleus asks, leading her back inside NRC.

Everyone is sitting in the auditorium, waiting for Yuu to speak. Yuu looks at the microphone and feels eerily comfortable. She steps onto the stage and nervously looks at everyone.

"Um...I...I really love everyone here. You all were so kind to me when I first got here. Ace, Deuce, you two were my first friends. You helped me make friends along the way, and I saw so many magical things I would've never experienced back home. I made some of you better people. And for that, I'm eternally grateful and will never forget you," Yuu says, the auditorium suddenly turning dark.

Everyone applauds after Yuu's speech, and suddenly she's in a black, sparkly dress. Yuu's holding flowers, and the students throw roses onto the stage.

"Thank you. Thank you," Yuu says like a movie star at the Oscars.

Her smile grows, tears flow down her cheeks. The lights turn on, and they're so bright her vision goes white.

~~~~~

"Oh my God, she's waking up! Give her space!" Some man screams as Yuu's vision clears.

Her eyes open, and everyone is looking down at her.

"Is this some sort of love cult ritual ya'll created?" Yuu asks, getting a confused look from everyone.

"No. You ate some of Lilia's cooking during the culinary class. You passed out immediately," Crewel tells Yuu.

"Oh, so there was no love potion accident?" Yuu asks, sitting up. 

"Are you kidding me?! Of course not! I'd never let these kids make a love potion! Do you know how badly that would end?!" Crewel exclaims, his eyes going wide. "In fact, we had to bring Professor Radcliffe from RSA just to get over the food posioning Lilia gave you."

A boy with light brown hair in a Royal Sword uniform walks by, and Yuu's eyes twinkle.

Phillip?

"What are RSA students doing here?" Yuu questions, not believing her eyes.

"Radcliffe asked for some of the students to help you. They're his best students," Trein answers, handing Yuu a cup of water.

Yuu puts down the cup of water and runs out to the hallway, trying to catch up to the brown-haired RSA boy. She ignores the calls of her friends and the staff, catching up to the RSA boy. You fall down, and your thud gains the attention of the brown-haired RSA boy.

"Are you ok?" The boy asks, grabbing your hand and helping you stand up. "Do I know you from somewhere? I could've sworn I've seen you beore."

"I'm fine, and I could say the same thing about you," Yuu responds, failing not to blush. 

"Are you blushing because of the food poisioning or because of me?" The boy flirts, kissing your hand.

"You."

"Well then, I'll have to see you around more often. What's your name?"

"Yuu. What's yours?"

"Phillip."

"Hey! Get away from our friend you flirtatious prince!" Ace yells, chasing after Phillip.

Phillip kisses your hand then runs away. You feel something in your hair, and put out a rose. It's red petals have a phone number spelled out on them. All Yuu can do is smile at the memories of the dream Phillip. Yuu returns the rose to her hair, and waves goodbye to a Phillip, who's running away from Deuce. 

[sanyu-thewitch05]

I literally forgot that’s it’s the one year anniversary since I created my love potion apocalypse AU. I might create an alt ending just to celebrate.

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Hi! Can I be added to the love potion apocalypse AU tag list? Thanks :)

yeah sure. I'll also link the a03 backups, because it's easier to organize then finding chapter per chapter on tumblr. Also, it's a finished series, so everything is up.

Love Potion Apocalypse

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#4

Ok I’m had enough of every single celebrity’s hypocrisy right now.

Amy Schumer: I was traumatized and triggered!

Get over it. High schoolers have been fighting each other for decades and have thrown punches to the face that gave people bloody noses. But you’re traumatized from a bitch slap? Really??? I highly doubt she’s never seen someone get slapped before. This is just pure albino crocodile tears.

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Y’all I just thought of something really freaky(in the bad horrifying way). If Malleus might be the hunchback in the glorious masquerade event. And Rollo is obviously Frollo. Then are we, the player, Yuu, Esmeralda????

Like think about it, he might hate Malleus for being Fae. But what’s better than a fae in Rollo’s eyes is a completely, magicless, human. Someone who is entirely pure through his disgusting pov.

Let’s be honest, we all get creepy perv vibes from him. We just gotta figure out who he’s being a perv to.

I hope Yuu does this to Rollo if this is the case:

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[sanyu-thewitch05]

Love Potion Apocalypse: Part 1

Prologue

Tw and cw: Sexual assault

Yuu runs across the campus, desperate to see if her friends are ok. When she comes across the flight fields, she sees Deuce and Ace getting yelled at by Riddle and dashes at them. Poor Yuu is completely oblivious to the odd looks that some students began to give her. The eyes stray to her boobs as they bounce when she runs. The eyes that go straight to her butt, the eyes that look to her face and suddenly have their heart pounding.

"Riddle! It-it's not their fault! Headmage Crowley accidentally scared Deuce, which caused all of this. So if there's anyone to blame, it's the Headmage!" Yuu exclaims, taking breaths every so often due to her running out of breath. "What's wrong?"

Riddle, Deuce, and Ace stare at Yuu, trying to control their heartbeats and breaths.

"Deuce, what's wrong?" Yuu asks, touching his shoulder.

Deuce snaps out of his weird trance with a slight blush following afterward.

"N-nothing! Let's go to Heartslabyul. We have special heart-shaped tarts today," Deuce says, putting a protective arm around Yuu that pushes her closer to him.

Riddle, Ace, Trey, and the rest of Heartslabyul follow behind the two, some with irritation marking their faces. When Deuce gets to the Heartslabyul dorm, his arm has now moved to Yuu's waist.

"Deuce, can you not grip my waist so hard? It's hurting me," Yuu asks, wondering why the Heartslabyul gang of friends is acting so weird.

"Oh! Sure! I just got a bit worried that's all. Especially with all those AWFUL looks, everyone was giving you!" Deuce bursts out, scaring Yuu a little. "Sorry, sorry, here's a tart. Hopefully, you like red frosting."

Yuu takes a bite of the tart and smiles a bit as this is the first sugary item she's eaten in this world. Deuce stares at Yuu again, this time the blush on his face becoming extreme and his face turning into a lovesick look.

"Deuce-why are you looking at me like that?" Yuu questions, starting to get the feeling something is wrong.

Deuce falls to his knees and clasps Yuu's hands, looking directly into her eyes.

"You're beautiful. You're truly the Queen of hearts! Such beauty deserves to only be looked at within our rose-red Eden! Yuu! I love you!" Deuce muses, standing up to make himself eye level with Yuu.

"Sh! Riddle might hear y-" Yuu says, trying to calm Deuce down before he says something he'll regret. Only to get cut off by Deuce slamming his lips onto hers and pushing her against the wall. "Mm, Deuce, stop it! I like you as-"

"I know! I like you too! Just give me your cute mewls every so often and let me indulge in you! Let me make you feel as good as I do!" Deuce states, his kisses becoming more sloppy and slobbery as the warmth in his crotch and chest became unbearable. "Ah! Let me have every inch of you!"

Deuce begins to unbutton Yuu's shirt, revealing a bit of her red bra.

"Deuce, stop it, you bastard! It's not fair for you to take her for yourself!" Ace yells, yanking Deuce off of Yuu, leaving her to sink to the floor, clutching her shirt to cover her scarlet bra.

"Rule 14 states that the Queen of Hearts must be with someone who has equal social standing with her! Which would be me!" Riddle screams, his face becoming rose red.

"Calm down, dude! A true queen belongs to all of her people. Which would be everyone at Heartslabyul," Cater says, giving the dorm a bit of peace. "Besides, a queen should feel her subject's love!"

"I suppose that would be a good idea. We could create a schedule for everyone to spend time with Yuu. Though we have to decide what she does during the holidays and when school is over," Trey responds, pulling out a notepad and writing out possible times for everyone. "That and we have to figure out where she'll sleep. I would love to serve our Queen by giving her the wonderful food that I can produce."

Where's Grim? What's going on? What's wrong with everyone?? I've got to get out of here!

Yuu gets up and sneaks into the kitchen, where she finds Grim eating the last tart. She grabs him, and just as she's about to run into Heartslabyul's maze of roses, she trips. Yuu makes a loud thud as she falls to the floor and instinctively takes the hand that reaches out to help her. She comes face to face with a lovestruck Riddle who has pink irises with severely dilated pupils.

"My Queen, you should be more careful. We wouldn't want you to get hurt," Riddle says, getting close to Yuu's neck.

"Get away from me!" Yuu screams, kicking Riddle away from her and running to Heartslabyul's rose maze with Grim in her arms.

Part 2

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[sanyu-thewitch05]

Love Potion Apocalyspe Prologue

*pronouns will be she/her and MC is female in this AU*

Yuu wakes up on her dusty bed in Ramshackle just like the months before. She turns over and faces her adorable cat, Grim.

"I'm so glad I don't have to go to school today! Though I do still have to get breakfast," Yuu says, stretching out her arms and going to the closet to find her school uniform.

"Nyaah! Take that you overgrown cat!" Grim mumbles, swiping his cute paws into the air.

He's still dreaming of taking down Leona...it's so adorable! I can't! Oh! Cater started a live stream in Professor Crewel's class!

"Now, Deuce! Carefully add the dove feathers into the cauldron…great! Good boy! Now add the strand of hair from your loved one!” Professor Crewel, instructs relaxing a bit as Deuce hasn’t messed it up yet.

“Welcome, students! I’ve come to observe you work!” Headmage Crowley, loudly exclaims landing behind Deuce, who accidentally bumps Ace causing him to put every dove feather in the cauldron. Along with Deuce dropping his love one’s strand of hair in.

“Crowley!” Professor Crewel screams, slamming his whip onto the table.

The cauldron bubbles and a pink gas erupts, covering the entire classroom and traveling through every vent into other classrooms. Which then flows into the hallways and out the open windows.

“Aah! Oh my god, are they ok!” Yuu screams out, waking Grim up.

“Someone turn on the ventilation system!” Crewel cries, coughing due to the amount of pink gas.

The camera is nothing but a pink screen with shadows coming in front and hacking and coughing every so often.

“We don’t have a ventilation system! We’re too poor for that!” Crowley responds, opening up a window.

“Quit being cheapskate for once! We all could’ve died!” Crewel yells, inhaling more of the pink gas.

The pink gas flows out of the window and eventually the entire school airs out.

“Is everyone ok?” Crewel asks, still coughing his lungs up.

“We’re good,” The classroom groans, their throats sore from inhaling so too much gas.

“We’re not going to be blamed for this right?” Deuce asks, knowing how Professor Crewel can be.

“No, you’re not. Crowley get everyone outside so we can breathe fresh air,” Crewel commands, glaring at Crowley who’s still coughing up a storm. “Everyone outside to the flight fields!”

Everyone begins to walk outside and Cater’s livestream ends.

“Come on, Grim! We’re going to make sure they’re ok!” Yuu says, running out of her dorm and to the main building, missing the huge cloud of pink gas above her flowing in the wind.

Part 1

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Love Potion Apocalypse Part 2

Part 1

"After her, or else it is off with your heads!" Riddle screams, holding his injured head.

The Heartslabyul dorm runs after their queen, who is currently trying to figure out her way through the maze.

"Grim, can you figure out which way to go?" Yuu asks, hearing a couple of footsteps running behind her.

"I can try and use my inner cat senses. Mm...ok...take a left, then after that take a right!" Grim says, jumping out of Yuu's arms and leading her to the supposed correct path.

"Queenie! You shouldn't be running away from your simps!" Cater yells, running behind Yuu with his copies following him.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!

One of Cater's copies lunges at Yuu and hits the roses as she ducks.

"Grim, tell me you know where to go next?!" Yuu asks, picking up speed to outrun the Caters.

"Yeah! Follow me!" Grim replies, turning around to throw a fireball at the Caters.

Yuu follows Grim as the morning turns into noon. Grim and Yuu take a sharp right turn and end up right in a dead end.

"Grim! I thought you said you could guide me out!" Yuu exclaims, backing up against the wall of rose bushes.

"I thought I could!" Grim replies, jumping into Yuu's arms.

The voices of Riddle, Trey, Ace, Cater, and Deuce grow near as Yuu starts to hyperventilate. Their shadows begin to line up on the maze's thorny walls.

"I think I can hear our queen breathing...she must be in this dead end," Deuce says, his breath burning hot at the thought of Yuu.

Yuu hears the bushes move behind her, and she takes a wary look behind her. A pair of arms pop out and hold Grim and Yuu's mouths shut.

"Don't make a sound," A boy with purple hair and cat ears says as he turns himself invisible.

Grim and Yuu nod and do as he says. Yuu calms her breathing, and the five Heartslabyul boys show up.

"Cater! I thought you said she would be here!" Riddle yells, looking directly at the invisible Yuu.

"I heard her! I thought she was here!" Cater yells back.

Yuu motions for the purple cat boy to get them out of here, and he obliges. Yuu and Grim appear outside Heartslabyul and take a giant sigh of relief.

"What is going on here?" The purple cat boy asks, looking worried as he sees Yuu's semi-unbuttoned shirt.

"I don't know...something weird. All I know is they started acting like this after a potion exploded and covered the whole school. By the way, what's your name? I feel like I've seen you before," Yuu replies, petting Grim to relieve her stress.

"Che'nya. My name's Che'nya. You saw me briefly during the Unbirthday party. I go to Royal Sword Academy," Che'nya explains. "If you don't get this issue resolved, you can always come to Royal Sword Academy for help."

"Thanks. We'll take your advice if things don't work out well. I'm going to find my other friend to see if he can help. Bye, and btw my name's Yuu!"

Yuu runs to the hall of mirrors as she tries to get as far as the maze as humanly possible. After 20 minutes of running, she begins to feel tired, stopping to take a breather. Everything is quiet to the point that not even the flamingos squawk. Grim rests on Yuu's chest and begins to fall asleep. A bush rustles near the trees, and Yuu doesn't waste any time getting up to continue her journey.

Yuu walks into the hall of mirrors where not even a single person is there. She walks up to Savanaclaw's mirror, and just as she's about to touch it, a Cater kisses her cheek.

"There you are. A queen shouldn't go anywhere without her bodyguards. What if those nasty savages desecrate our queen?" Cater says as he kisses Yuu's ear.

Yuu slowly turns around and sees most of Heartslabyul in the hall of mirrors.

"Come back with us. We can have a nice tea party. Plus, Trey cooked chocolate tarts just for you!" Riddle says, getting closer to Yuu.

Grim wakes up and shoots out multiple fireballs setting some people on fire.

Yuu doesn't waste the chance and touches Savanaclaw's mirror. Just as she's about to be in Savanaclaw, Deuce grabs her hand and pleads with her.

"Please. Don't go. I love you. Don't leave me!" Deuce pleads, tears falling from his eyes.

Grim bites Deuce's hand, and Yuu is safely transported to Savanaclaw.

"Welcome to the Lions Den, Grim," Yuu says.

Part 3

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[sanyu-thewitch05]

Love Potion Apocalypse AU

What was supposed to be a normal day at Night Raven College turned out to be the beginning of a hellish series of unfortunate events.

On Valentine’s Day, Professor Crewel decided to teach his pups how to create a love potion. Unfortunately, one bad little pup ( or shall I say bird) had messed it up and the potion exploded from the cauldron in a gaseous state soon covering the whole school. With everyone at Night Raven College affected by the love potion, how will you ever make it out of this love hell?

How good of an AU does this sound? I’ll probably start writing today or tomorrow.

Prologue

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Custody War Part 3

Part 1

Part 2

Tw: Mention of death, neglect, mention of the American Healthcare System, and hypothermia. Also, sidenote: Don't do what Yuu did. That might cause pain to your skin if you're hypothermic.

Ugghh! Where am I?

Yuu's vision clears up, and she sees a white ceiling.

I'm in a hospital. Wait...I'M IN A HOSPITAL!

Yuu jolts up with life, scaring the doctor and the few friends in her hospital room.

I've got to get out of here before I pay $20,000 for needed medical services! That's money I don't have!

Yuu jumps out of bed and runs out of her room. She dodges the people stopping her and dashes to the hospital door. Phillip tackles Yuu and holds her down.

"NO! NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME PAY YOUR OUTRAGEOUS PRICES FOR HEALTHCARE!" Yuu screams, struggling in Phillip's grip.

"Yuu, stop! Nobody is making you pay for healthcare! It's free!" Phillip exclaims, holding Yuu by the waist.

"Oh...that-that's great. Why am I in the hospital?" Yuu asks, calming down and going back to her room.

"Yuu, you fainted during our morning jog when your friends from NRC and Coach Vargas attempted to take you back. Your body couldn't take the physical and mental stress. The doctor said you need to rest and not put more stress on your body. Come, I'll take you to the RSA carriage, and you can sleep on the way," Phillip explains, picking up Yuu and carrying her princess style. "Neige and Thorne are already packing up the gifts people gave you in the hospital."

Yuu clings to Phillip's shoulders as he walks out into the hospital parking lot. He opens the door to the carriage and puts Yuu inside, and gets in next to her. Phillip knocks on the door, and the carriage starts to move.

"Phillip, what time is it?" Yuu asks, wondering if she slept through the whole day.

"1:30 PM. You were out for about an hour and thirty minutes. You'll be back in time for lunch," Phillip answers, letting Yuu rest on his shoulder. "Don't worry about Grim. He's still learning magic and getting fed."

"Yay..." Yuu whispers, falling asleep on Phillip's shoulder.

Yuu slept through the rest of the carriage ride, and Phillip carried her sleeping body inside. He goes to the cafeteria and places her next to Neige. Then he leaves to get food for her and him. Yuu wakes up to the sound of plates and looks at the food in front of her.

"Hi, sorry I woke you up. I got you baked chicken, rice, strawberry tarts, and a nice cold glass of lemonade," Phillip says, kissing Yuu's hand. "Eat up."

Yuu takes a fork and knife and begins to cut her chicken, only to be stopped by Phillip.

"Ah-ah. Didn't I tell you? From now on, you won't be lifting a finger. You need R&R," Phillip says, cutting Yuu's food.

~~~~~~

"UGGGHHH! I can't stand this Phillip fucker!" Crowley screams, using his magic to spy on Yuu.

"I know! He's so-so-so chivalrous!" Deuce yells, going back to his thug demeanor. "Why do our plans keep being foiled?!"

"Don't know! But why don't we get Malleus to transport Yuu back to Ramshackle dorm?" Crowley suggests, even though Malleus already got caught.

"Yeah, that might work. Besides, you can already see where Yuu is. We just have to tell Malleus when to teleport to Yuu," Ace says, looking at Yuu eating.

Crowley summons Malleus to his office, and the moment when Yuu goes to her bed to take a nap, he sends Malleus in. Malleus gently picks up Yuu and teleports her back to Ramshackle. Yuu stayed asleep for the rest of the day and into the night until she woke up freezing cold.

Why do the ghosts look so weird? They look less puffy and more human.

Yuu forces herself up and walks to the nearest mirror.

I look like Idia. My lips are blue!

"Hey, ghosts, what's wrong with me?" Yuu asks, looking at the concerned and sadness-struck ghosts.

"Yuu, you don't have much time left. Warm-up before it's too late," The sporty ghost says, feeling mercy for the poor girl.

Unfortunately, Yuu had been left out in the cold for too long due to Ramshackle having no heating. Now it's up to Yuu to survive or become another ghost in Ramshackle.

I've got to get out of here before I die.

Yuu runs out of Ramshackle and into the forest, hoping her body will warm up if she keeps running. She comes across the cottage and runs straight to the bathroom. She throws the shower onto hot and jumps inside, not caring that her clothes are on. The hot water delivers a painful sensation to her skin, and she screams.

Someone come and save me! Help me, please!

Yuu passes out in the shower, her body warming up. Warming up all alone.

~~~~~~

"Yuu...Yuu...Yuu!" Someone calls, shaking Yuu up.

Yuu's eyes open, and she sees the blurry figure of what looks like Phillip.

"Phillip..." Yuu mumbles as Phillip puts a towel over her.

"Yes, it's me, Phillip. Everyone was searching for you. Come on, keep your eyes open. What's your favorite song?" Phillip says, frantically trying to keep Yuu awake until everyone else gets there.

"Into the woods. I liked the movie and play version," Yuu answers softly. "Into the Woods, It's time to go, I hate to leave, I have to though. Into the woods-it's time, and so I must begin my journey."

"Into the Woods, And through the trees, To where I am, Expected ma'am, Into the Woods, To Grandmother's house- Into the woods, To Grandmother's house-" Phillip whisper-sings, putting his forehead next to Yuu's.

Yuu and Phillip sing the entirety of Into the Woods until the RSA staff come to get Yuu back.

~~~~~~

"Is Yuu going to be alright?" Phillip asks, sitting down next to Yuu in the nurse's bed.

"She'll be fine. She'll need extra rest and warm fluids," Ambrose answers, getting angry at what happened to Yuu. "Tell me when she tells you what happened. I've got a call to make."

Ambrose storms to his office, everyone steering clear of his path. The door to his office slammed, and Ambrose furiously dials Crowley.

"Oh, hi Ambrose. Why are you calling so late?" Crowley asks, putting his feet up on his desk.

"Crowley, you've gone too far! Did you even know where Yuu was today?!" Ambrose yells, shocking the birdman.

"As far as I know, Yuu's in Ramshackle. Why are you asking?" Crowley asks, wondering why the old man is so upset.

"Tell me why Yuu was found in Snow White's old cottage, shivering, lips turning blue! She was dying of hypothermia, and I had to lie to one of my students that Yuu might actually be ok! Yuu was going to be dead!" Ambrose yells, silence on the other end.

"I'm sorry..." Crowley says, hanging up the phone afterward. "I'm so sorry, Yuu. I'm sorry I failed as your guardian."

Part 4

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Custody War Part 5

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Ambrose calls Yuu into his office in the morning and tells her the news.

"Crowley and your friends have planned a surprise for you. Do you want to go?" Ambrose asks, worrying what the surprise is going to be.

"Um...yeah, sure! I do miss my old friends," Yuu responds, getting excited at the thought of her friends at NRC.

"Well then, we shall go!" Ambrose exclaims.

~~~~~~

Phillip, Yuu, and Ambrose walk to Ramshackle dorm and wonder what NRC is planning. When they get to Ramshackle, the bushes and trees are still bare, but at least the sky is clear and blue. Crowley greets them at the dorm's door and blindfolds Yuu as she steps inside.

"Crowley, what type of surprise is it? Is this going to make her stressed?' Ambrose whispers to Crowley.

"No, it won't. It should make Yuu very happy," Crowley responds to Ambrose.

Yuu lets out an excited scream, and Ambrose comes running inside.

"I can't believe you guys fixed everything! I even have a shower now! I can actually bathe!" Yuu squeals, jumping up and down.

"Oh, that's nice Yuu-wait, were you not bathing before??" Vil asks, getting scared for Yuu's skin.

"Technically, I used leftover water from water bottles, collected rainwater, and dew from the mornings to bathe. For soap, I used olive oil from the other dorm's kitchens," Yuu responds, excited she doesn't have to wait until it rains to have a shower again.

Vil walks out the door and goes to his dorm to get the special kit of skincare products made for Yuu.

"Thank you, everyone!" Yuu exclaims, hugging Crowley, Deuce, and Ace.

"I have to say the dorm is an improvement from when it was previously. Good job, Crowley!" Ambrose compliments, putting his hand on Crowley's shoulder.

"Does that mean you'll give us Yuu back?" Crowley asks, hoping Ambrose would say yes.

"We would, but Yuu and her cat companion have grown accustomed to RSA. In particular, Yuu and Phillip are getting along well," Ambrose responds, noticing the shift in Yuu's and Phillip's relationship.

The feeling from early in the night comes back to Crowley, and he realizes who's taken Yuu's heart captive.

"YOU! What have you done with Yuu? Why is she so friendly with you?" Crowley screams, pointing at Phillip, his overprotective father instincts kicking in.

"I haven't done anything. I've just been taking care of Yuu and her cat," Phillip replies, hoping he won't die here.

"Lies! Malleus cast a truth spell on him!" Crowley exclaims, much to Ambrose's chagrin.

Malleus pulls out his magipen and casts the truth spell on Phillip. The magical energy surged through his body.

"Yuu and I danced in the ballroom and kissed two times!" Phillip exclaims, covering his mouth afterward. "Hm!"

Silence falls upon Ramshackle, and everyone is looking at Phillip.

"How dare you violate our friend's lips, arrogant child of man!" Malleus screams, his eyes burning bright like a fire.

"I knew those pompous, flirtatious, chivalrous, and entitled princes would try something with Yuu! Phillip probably romanced Yuu with lavish gifts and food! The school basically bribed Yuu!" Deuce accuses, getting ready for a fight.

"I hardly think giving a starving, malnourished, and homeless girl food and basic needs is a form of bribery," Ambrose mumbles, looking at how ridiculous everyone was getting.

"You guys are all overreacting. Phillip kissed me on accident. I kissed him back!" Yuu exclaims, trying to stop a brawl from happening. "Oh, screw this! We both know they're too angry to think logistically now!"

Yuu grabs Phillip's hand and runs out of Ramshackle and into the woods. They pass by Vil as they run away from the mob of Yuu's angry friends.

"Vil, stop them! That boy kissed Yuu! Twice!" Epel screams, running faster than a gazelle.

Vil nearly drops Yuu's skincare kit and charges at Yuu and Phillip.

"Rook, hold this! I've got a pest that I need squash with my boot!" Vil screams, shoving Yuu's skincare kit onto Rook's chest.

Since when did these boys become my overprotective brothers?!

Yuu and Phillip run past thorny bushes and tree stumps that want to trip them at every turn. They keep running through the forest until they reach the picnic spot that Neige took Yuu to. They follow the river and hope it leads back to RSA.

~~~~~

"Haaa...haa...I'm so tired..." Yuu pants, heading in between the grassy canyons. "I never knew Vil and Riddle could run so fast in high heels..."

"Princess, if you need to stop and take a break, don't hesitate to tell me," Phillip says, sitting down on a rock. "We're close to the academy. If we head northwest, we should be able to get back to school."

"I can see my room from here. Let's walk a few more mi-" Yuu replies, tripping over a wet stone and falling onto the ground. "AAH! FUCK!"

Phillip rushes over to Yuu and scoops her up.

"I think I fucking sprained or broke my ankle or something!" Yuu cries out in pain. "It hurts so bad."

Yuu's ankle is swelling rapidly and turning into a disgusting reddish-purple. Phillip runs to the academy and scales Yuu's window with her in his arms. He gently puts Yuu onto her bed and tells Grim to fetch the nurse so Yuu can help. Phillip strokes Yuu's head and tries to calm her down.

Part 6

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[sanyu-thewitch05]

Custody War Part 7

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It's night, and Yuu is stuck watching Twisted Wonderland tv. In particular, she was watching a movie about a girl named Bellise caught in a love triangle between a werewolf and vampire. Vil is Ed the vampire, Neige is Jake the werewolf.

"Never did I think Twilight of all things had resonance here. Every scene is just like the movies from home," Yuu says to Grim, sleeping on her sprained ankle. "Does that mean Neige s going to go Pedo-wolf on Vil's freak baby?!"

Someone knocks on Yuu's window, and she opens it. Malleus hops inside, with Silver, Sebek, and Lilia following him.

"We came to surprise you! We brought you presents and some traditional healing herbs!" Lilia whispers, putting some weird green paste on Yuu's ankle. "Your ankle should be better in just a minute."

The green paste heats up, and Yuu feels like her ankle is on fire. Then the paste bursts into green flames and Yuu screams, only for Sebek to panic and cover her mouth with his hand.

"Sebek, stop. You're scaring her," Malleus commands, seeing Yuu cry. "Here, let me help her."

Malleus lifts Yuu's ankle and begins to kiss her ankle.

"Umm...Master Malleus, you shouldn't be..." Lilia says, beginning to think it was a bad idea to tell Malleus a kiss would heal any wound in his youth. "Maybe maybe we should get going."

"Malleus, I can deal with the inflammation on my own. Thank you for healing my ankle," Yuu says, snatching her ankle away from Malleus.

The lights come on Phillip walks inside. Everyone is silent, and everyone is staring at each other.

"Get out," Phillip says, taking out a broomstick with strands of iron at the end.

"How dare you talk to Waka-sama that way!" Sebek growls, getting in front of Malleus.

"How dare you talk to me that way. Especially after you violated her lips!" Malleus exclaims, his eyes glowing green.

Phillip rolls his eyes and begins to hit the Diasomnia members with the iron broomstick. They all scream and yowl as the iron burns their skin. Eventually, they all jump out of the window with Lilia carrying Silver.

"Honestly, can none of the people from NRC use the door? Or visit you like a normal person?" Phillip says, putting the broomstick down and closing Yuu's windows. "Every time they go somewhere, everything smells like lizards. Does it smell like lizards to you?"

Phillip puts the front of his shirt over his nose and walks into Yuu's bathroom to get a bottle of rose-scented aromabreeze and Faesol. Phillip walks out with the shirt still over his nose and sprays every inch of Yuu's room with the fairy disinfectant and air freshener.

"Phillip, you're being so overdramatic!" Yuu laughs, twisting in the bed. "My whole room smells like roses and baby wipes now!"

"You're staying in my room, now. I can't stand these trifling idiots anymore," Phillip says, kissing Yuu on her cheek and picking her up.

Grim wakes up and follows Yuu to Phillip's dorm room.

"Wow, Auroriala. What a nice name for a dorm," Yuu says, looking at Diasomnia's polar opposite. "Everything is so bright and spring-like. It honestly looks like a modern version of Isabela Madrigal's room."

"You should tell me about this Isabela person. She sounds like a fun person," Phillip responds, putting Yuu on his bed.

"I'll show you the movie when I get back home. Did you know that the people who made the movie based it on Colombia's culture? You know what, I'll take you to Colombia once I figure out a way to home and back here," Yuu explains, remembering the ending song of Encanto.

"I'd love to see it," Phillip responds, tucking Yuu and Grim into his bed.

~~~~~~

Screams and an elephant's trumpet wake up both Yuu and Phillip. They go to the window and see a parade of elephants, gold, and other jewelry and treasure heading towards the school's entrance.

"Oh god...Kalim is here!" Yuu groans, heading downstairs to see what mess Kalim has done or is about to do now.

"I'll go get his cousin, Ali," Phillip says, putting on his school uniform.

Yuu races down the stairs, pushing past the crowd of students and to the front.

"Kalim, what are you doing?!" Yuu screams, looking at Kalim riding a 12-foot elephant.

"I planned a get-well parade for you! I brought every treasure you might like!" Kalim exclaims, throwing Yuu a gold necklace. "Even Jamil brought presents for you!"

Kalim stops the elephants and jumps off of them. He takes a large bag off his elephant and drags it to Yuu.

"Ta-da! I hope you like it!" Kalim exclaims, hugging Yuu. "I also got you traditional clothing from my homeland!"

Yuu opens the bag, and the glare of all the gold products blinds her.

"Oh..thank you, Kalim. I'll make sure this jewelry is put to good use. Do you know who else is-" Yuu tries to ask, getting cut off by Kalim's cousin.

"Kalim Al-Asim! What have we told you about getting attached to girls too quickly?!" Ali screams, storming to the front of the crowd.

"Eep!" Kalim squeals, looking at his cousin, that looks like his grandmother.

"We better leave," Yuu says, dragging the bag of jewelry of clothes inside to Phillip.

The rest of the day continues peacefully until lunch. That's when everything gets to Arrested Development levels of chaos.

Part 8

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[sanyu-thewitch05]

A New Fairytale: The End

Chapter 1

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Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

May 1, 2026 

Yuu POV

It's been a couple of years, but for the most part, everything is the same as always. Vil and Neige are still acting rivals, Azul and his friends run a restaurant and mafia in the sea, and Trey runs his family's bakery. Cater became an influencer in both Twisted Wonderland and the human world. Though around two years ago, he ran off with Leona and Riddle to someplace after having enough of his family. Nobody has seen them since, which saddens me a bit. As for Malleus and Kalim, well, you'll see.

"Yuu! Are you ready to walk down the aisle?" Mermi, one of my bridesmaids, asks, peeking into my dressing room.

My wedding dress is getting tight around my chest. Hopefully, I'll get my results back soon.

"Yeah, I'm ready! Let's do this!" I reply, getting up and picking up my wedding dress to walk.

My dad meets me outside and walks me down the aisle, the veil covering my vision. The church organ plays Here Comes The Bride, and people stand up. I look at Malleus, trying to silence Sebek's sad moans. Jamil who's desperately trying to stop Kalim's fountain of tears. Then Ace, Deuce, Jack, and Epel give me thumbs up and whisper words of encouragement. I let go of my dad as I reach the end of the aisle and hold hands with the groom. 

"Ladies, gentleman, beastmen, and fae! We are here to celebrate the union of Princess Yuu and her fiance and their transition into married life!" Our priest, Lilia says, putting his hands up. "Let's make this quick. Do you, Yuu Beatrix Voya, take Phillip Rose to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"Yes!" I exclaim, taking ahold of Phillip's hands.

"And do you, Phillip Rose, take Yuu Beatrix Voya to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Lilia asks, flicking his wrist.

"Absolutely!" Phillip replies, slipping on my wedding ring.

"You may now kiss the bride!" Lilia screams, making everyone cheer.

Phillip lifts my veil and kisses my rose-red lips while curling his arm around my waist. Flowers fall from the ceiling, and birds swoop down.

"I'm so glad you fell into this world," Phillip says as we run down the aisle to our wedding venue outside. "I have a surprise for you, so close your eyes when you get to our table."

Phillip covers my eyes and guides me to our table as people from the wedding get their food and sit down. I hear a light flick on and the people around us go silent.

"Humans and people of Twisted Wonderland! Please welcome, The Royal Rejects!" Malleus says as Phillip removes his hands from my eyes.

My eyes are welcome to Cater, Riddle, Leona, and Lilia on stage with guitars, microphones, and drums. My eyes begin to water, making my mascara drip a bit.

"Phillip, how'd you track them down?" I ask about to cry.

"I messaged Cater's magicam account. He can't keep off the grid forever. They weren't going to miss our wedding," Phillip explains as Cater comes to my table with a microphone.

"Does the newlywed bride have any words you want to say?" Cater asks, smiling in red eyeshadow and eyeliner. 

"Umm...not really-"

My phone pings, and I pull it out. My test results came back, and they're positive. I'm pregnant.

"Phillip, I'm pregnant!" I say into the microphone, making our wedding guests gasp and cheer.

Phillip hugs my stomach and begins to cry into it, mumbling whispers of happiness. Cater takes a photo of Phillip crying while Silver and Rosé try to peel Phillip off my stomach. 

"In celebration of Yuu's future motherhood and new marriage status, we'll sing a song that I'm pretty sure describes Yuu when she was in Twisted Wonderland!" Cater exclaims, walking back up to the stage. 

"I'm mad at Disney, Disney. They tricked me, tricked me. Had me wishing on a shooting star," Cater begins to sing, doing a cover of my favorite song Mad at Disney by Salem Ilese.

Phillip and I enjoy each other's company and begin a conversation about baby names. 

"I'm mad at Disney, Disney. They tricked me, tricked me. No more wishing on a shooting star," Everyone sings, including me and Phillip.

Phillip leans over and kisses my lips then my stomach.

The End

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[sanyu-thewitch05]

Custody War Part 9

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Phillip and Yuu walk into the town between the rival schools and search for a restaurant to dine. They pass by restaurants similar to ones from Yuu's world and restaurants unique to Twisted Wonderland. Eventually, a restaurant named Lulu's Pizzeria catches their eye, and they walk inside.

"Welcome to Lulu's Pizzeria! Would you like to sit inside or outside today?" A black lady with a New Orleans accent and long black curly hair exclaims, grabbing two menus.

"I think we'll sit inside today," Phillip answers, not risking NRC seeing them outside.

"Follow me! I'm Tatiana, your server for tonight," Tatiana says, guiding Yuu and Phillip to a booth near the window.

Yuu and Phillip flip through the menu and decide to order a large cheese pizza for their main meal.

"Have you lovebirds decided what you want to drink, or do we need another minute?" Tatiana asks, pulling out a notepad and pen.

"I will have a glass of red wine, and Yuu, what are you having?" Phillip asks, looking directly at Yuu.

If I'm able to drink here, I might as well try something. But a drink that's hard on alcohol. Maybe I can try the strawberry lemonade margarita?'

"I'll have the Strawberry lemonade margarita. We also decided on a large pizza for our meal," Yuu responds, closing her menu and handing it back to Tatiana.

"Your order will be right up!" Tatiana replies enthusiastically.

"So, Phillip, what's it like at your home? I barely know anything about you," Yuu asks, hoping to get information about Phillip.

"Oh, I'm Rosé's brother. My parents named me after my cousin's husband. I'm pretty sure I got blessed by the fairy godmothers at some point," Phillip answers, taking a sip of his wine. "Then there's our long-lost brother. He didn't get named yet, but he had silverish-blue eyes and silver hair. My mom left my brother in her childhood cottage for Godmother Flora. But, someone else walked in and took him away. We haven't heard from him since. But, people have seen a boy like that around Briar Valley, so we have hope that he's still alive. The fairy godmothers also blessed him with the gift of every animal liking him."

Wait, what the fuck?! Silver is Phillip's brother! Oh my god! A war could start between Briar Valley and Phillip's kingdom! And that old fossil Lilia kidnapped someone else's child will be the cause of it all!

"Mhm, so, uh...I have to go to the bathroom," Yuu stutters, internally panicking about the possibilities of Silver's future.

Yuu runs into the bathroom and shuts the stall door. She wraps a lot of tissue in her hand and uses it as a gag in her mouth.

"AAAAHHHH!" Yuu screams, the tissue paper muffling her scream.

Yuu washes her hands and walks out of the bathroom and back to Phillip. The food is already on the table, and there's a plate with three slices of pizza on Yuu's side.

"I already served you up a couple of slices of pizza. What's it like back in your world?" Phillip asks, giving Yuu her margarita.

"My world..it's a beautiful mess. That's all I'll say about my world, for it is too complicated to explain all the ills from my world," Yuu answers, getting sad about the evil in this world.

I can't believe I'm thinking this, but the evil people in this world are nothing compared to the evils people have done back home.

"If we get married, does that mean I become a princess or a noble?" Yuu asks, taking a sip of her margarita.

"Technically, but you'd also be a future queen as well. Due to the large size of Cousin Aurora's kingdom, her parents split it up between her father and her uncle. The uncle is my dad, so we control the part of the kingdom near the enchanted forest. It's an agriculture producer for us, and the area is rich in nature-based holidays and traditions," Phillip explains, finishing a slice of pizza. "Interestingly enough, we have our different ways of coronations. Aurora's part of the kingdom has its coronation in late January, around the 29th. My family's part of the kingdom has our coronation on May 1st, as it got combined with the holiday of Beltane. Since our part of the kingdom is near the enchanted forest, witches, nymphs, and herbalists lived there. We did our best to get along with them, and eventually, holidays and events got combined. We still celebrate whether or not someone is getting coronated, but we use it as an excuse to hang out around the bonfire, make flower crowns, and honor our agricultural roots."

Beltane. That's a holiday from my world. Somehow our worlds were connected but got cleaved apart at some point.

"That's so cool. You'll have to take me to your kingdom someday," Yuu replies, getting excited at the thought of anything from home.

Yuu and Phillip finish eating, and Phillip pays the bill. They stroll around the town and come upon a store for everything involved with sleep.

"We do have to get pajamas and pillows," Phillip says, smiling at the store's name of Sleeping Beauty. "Let's go inside. I have a family discount."

Yuu and Phillip pick out pajamas, pillows, sleeping bags, and sleeping masks. They pay and walk out the door to find a place to eat dessert.

"Ooh! How about this place?" Yuu asks, pointing to an ice cream shop with vines growing on the sides and walls.

"That seems like a nice place, princess!" Phillip replies, leading her inside.

Phillip and Yuu get chocolate ice cream, and they walk back to their spot on the beach.

"Hey, Phillip, why are we going back to the beach? We could stay at the cottage?" Yuu questions, wondering why they're going back to the beach where she'll get wet and cold.

"I suppose that is a good idea. Plus, we would have a warm place to sleep and shower," Phillip answers, changing direction in his path. "Into the woods!"

Phillip and Yuu skip into the woods and enter Snow White's cottage. Yuu enters the shower and does her nightly routine.

"Yuu, do you mind if I shower with you? My hair really needs to be washed, and it's starting to get unbearably itchy. Plus, my body is covered in sand from the beach," Phillip asks, sand hitting the floor as he steps close to the bathroom door.

"Sure. Besides, I need help washing my hair, anyway," Yuu answers, opening the shower door and releasing steam.

Phillip strips naked and steps into the shower with Yuu. He opens the shampoo, getting a whiff of the flower scent. Phillip squirts a bit onto Yuu's hair and begins to scrub her scalp. Yuu notices Phillip's six-pack, and she plushes while looking away.

"You might as well get used to seeing my friends below. We both know we're too in love with each other to not be in the other's presence. Naked or not," Phillip teases, making Yuu's head jolted up.

"Phillip! I was looking at your abs!" Yuu exclaims, her soapy hair standing on their ends.

"Yeah, yeah, princess. It's ok to admit you like every inch of my body," Phillip teases once more, doing a model pose.

"Shut up!" Yuu shrieks, putting her soapy head on Phillip's chest. "Let me finish your hair, and we can get into bed and watch the local news to see what's happening at school."

"Ok, maybe we can have a nice breakfast in the morning, too," Yuu replies, wiping the soap out of her face.

Phillip finishes washing Yuu's hair and his own, and they walk out and change into their respective pajamas. Yuu pushes four beds together and pulls out the blanket from the Sleeping Beauty store. Yuu and Phillip get into bed, and Phillip spoons Yuu.

"I brought my phone with me. Luckily, I can access the local tv channels through my phone," Yuu says, putting the phone onto Channel 2 news.

Phillip sits up to watch the news and puts his chin on Yuu's shoulder.

"Give us back, Yuu!" Crowley screams, throwing a fireball at Ambrose, who quickly deflects it with a ball of water.

"Yuu isn't here!" Ambrose screams, throwing his hand to the side, making a beanstalk shoot up and smack Crowley into the air.

"We should probably stop them," Phillip says, looking at his brother Rosé, smacking Lilia with a shovel.

"We'll do it in the morning," Yuu replies, closing her eyes.

"Ok," Phillip responds, kissing her head, then doing the unexpected and leaving a hickey on the left side of Yuu's neck.

Part 10

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[sanyu-thewitch05]

Love Potion Apocalypse Part 6

Tw and cw: starvation, self-harm, trauma mentioning

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Yuu puts on her brown shirt and white PE jumpsuit. She puts a hilarious-looking wet Grim into her arms and walks out to meet the Royal Sword Academy students. When she comes out, the princes and other forms of nobility stare at Yuu.

"You're wearing a Night Raven College PE uniform?" Professor Charming asks, raising one eyebrow. "I thought it was an all-boys school?"

"Um..yeah, it is. I sort of got spirited away there when it was the entrance ceremony. I don't even have magic, but I still ended up there, and that crow of a headmage is procrastinating on ways to send me back home! Even though he keeps complaining about the cost of me living on the campus! But the worst part is that I basically sleep in an abandoned dusty shithole every day until he sends me the fuck home!" Yuu rants, tears threatening to fall. "I just want my old friends back. I want my old life back."

Yuu sinks to the floor, holding her head and crying while pulling her hair.

"Hey kid, don't hurt yourself. Your hair finally grew back after last time," Grim says, hobbling to Yuu and rubbing against her leg.

A boy with black hair and a red, blue, and yellow sweater comes over to Yuu and grabs her hands.

"Stop it. You're going to hurt yourself even more. If you can't stay at Night Raven College anymore, then you can stay at Royal Sword Academy," The boy with the primary-colored sweater says, looking into Yuu's red eyes.

Yuu burst into tears and hugged the black-haired boy. She puts her head onto his shoulder, and Yuu feels Mr. Sleep calling for her.

"Sweater boy, save everyone at Night Raven college. Please," Yuu whispers, falling asleep on Neige's shoulder.

"Neige, would you please hand the young lady over to me?" Professor Charming asks, getting on one knee.

"Of course, Professor," Neige says, giving Yuu's unconscious body to Professor Charming.

Professor Charming carries Yuu bridal style, and they all walk back to Royal Sword Academy.

~~~~~~

Grim wakes Yuu up by licking her face.

"Alright. Alright, I'm up!" Yuu says, opening her eyes to a happy Grim.

"Human! They brought us food!" Grim exclaims, running in circles on Yuu's chest.

Yuu quickly sits up and looks at the plates of food Professor Charming brought them. Plates full of breakfast items of any kind fill Yuu and Grim's vision. Yuu grabs a plate of pancakes and a bowl of strawberries and gorges on it, not caring how animalistic she looks.

"Calm down, fair lady. The food isn't going anywhere," Professor Charming softly says.

"Oh...It's just that I haven't eaten food in a long time. You know, gotta save money!" Yuu replies, attempting to make a joke. "But anyway, do you have any orange juice or apple juice?"

Professor Charming nods and gives Yuu a glass of orange juice and Grim a bowl of milk and wet cat food.

"Headmage Ambrose is coming to visit you to ask a few questions. By the way, Neige is bringing new clothes for you," Professor Charming says, getting up to leave.

Professor Charming walks out of the nurse's office, shutting the door behind him. He faces Ambrose with a stern face and prepares to tell him his suspicions.

"Ambrose, I know your friends with Crowley, but that girl is a mess mentally and physically. The nurse already took pictures of the young lady's hickeys on her neck, the large handprints on her wrists, and the bruise on her back. But the worst part was the blood on her bra and original school shirt. Someone or some people hurt her bad. I don't think it would be safe for her to go back to Night Raven College, even after this love potion mess is over. She should be here for a while," Professor Charming tells, crossing his arms and furrowing his eyebrows.

"I'm afraid that you may be right, my dear friend. I'll ask Yuu some questions, and I will make my final decision. While I do that, can you see if Professor Radcliffe can convince Professor Crewel to share his love potion recipe with him," Ambrose responds, straightening up and fixing his hat.

Ambrose takes a deep breath and opens the door to the nurse's office. Yuu and Grim are still feasting on food, but Ambrose coughs and disrupts the feast.

"Hi, I'm Headmage Ambrose. I'd like to ask you a couple of questions if you don't mind?" Ambrose asks, grabbing a chair and putting it to the left side of Yuu's bed.

"Oh yeah, sure, I don't mind!" Yuu exclaims, quickly chewing the pancakes in her mouth and swallowing them.

"Ok then. How many days a week do you eat at Night Raven College?" Ambrose asks, pulling out a notepad and pen.

"Oh....Oh...um... I don't know. Maybe 2-3 days a week. Sometimes I hoard food to eat later, but I never eat all seven days in a week," Yuu answers, twisting the bedsheets.

"Where did the hickeys, handprint marks, and bruises come from?"

"My friends did that to me under the influence of the love potion. Jack held me by the wrists and gave me the hickeys. Deuce pushed me against a wall and kissed me. They didn't mean to! Jack even told me to run, but I was too slow!"

"Finally, where did you come from?"

"Earth. Planet Earth. But the weird thing is, after being here for so long, I'm not so sure what's real and what's a fairytale anymore."

Part 7

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[sanyu-thewitch05]

A New Fairytale: Yuu Becomes Friends With Mermi's Witch Friends

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Mermi and Yuu stayed up all night learning portal magic with the other witches on the Isle of Sages. Spellbooks were open, and pens had ink running out of them. 

"We did it! I can do portal magic!" Yuu exclaims, lying on Mermi's bedroom floor. 

"Yay! Now let's get some sleep!" Mermi says, collapsing onto the couch.

"Agreed!" Everyone says, grabbing blankets and pillows to sleep on the floor.

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The witches wake up at 2 PM and get ready to go out for food. 

"What do you guys want from IFROG?" Melissa asks, putting on her witch hat. 

"Pancakes!"

"French toast!"

"Waffles!"

"Hashbrowns and pancakes!"

"All with apple juice, I assume?" Melissa asks, typing in everyone's order on her phone. 

"Yes!" Everyone answers.

Melissa gets her broom and flies out the door. While she's gone, Mermi's friends take the chance to bombard Yuu with questions.

"So, what country are you from in the human world?" Eva asks, turning on the tv.

"I'm from the US, raised in Malibu next to the beach," Yuu answers, remembering the warm sun and smell of the ocean.

"Oh, my Goddess! Malibu?! That's my home city! My mom gave birth to me in the sea, and we used to live there until my dad bought a house in Twisted Wonderland," Eva exclaims, clasping Yuu's hands together with a smile. "I'm so visiting you once you go back!"

"I'm sorry, you were born in the human world, but you moved here? I thought getting to Twisted Wonderland from the human world was hard? Impossible even?" Yuu asks, confused that Eva's family can go between worlds.

"Oh, you don't know, do you? Agatha, tell her," Mermi says, painting a new coat of nail polish on her toes.

"We don't really tell the men in Twisted Wonderland how to get to the human world. It's common for girls and women, but few men know a way into the human world," Agatha explains to Yuu.

"Why don't you tell the men and boys?" Yuu asks, wondering what the reason could possibly be.

"Have you seen the men and boys in Twisted Wonderland? They're too destructive! I mean, come on, have you seen the overblots happening at Night Raven College?" Agatha questions, remembering what happened when Leona overblotted.

I can't believe I could've gotten home sooner if I had talked to a witch! I spent ten months here when I could've gone home within a week! No wonder Crowley wasn't any help!

"Honey, I've stopped the recent overblots. I see your point. Peace wouldn't last long," Yuu answers, getting flashbacks to Azul's overblot.

"Oh, you poor girl. We are so having a girls' day when you get back home," Eva states, flipping her straight ginger hair. "Food's here!"

Melissa flies back in with bags of food, and the girls dig in. 

"You have to let us decorate your broomstick before you go!" Mermi says, noticing Yuu's broomstick earring.

I forgot my broomstick turns into an earring when I'm not using it.

"Why don't we decorate it at my place? You get to experience the beauty of Ramshackle. Also, why do these pancakes taste so good?" Yuu moans, grinning as she takes another bite of her food.

"IFROG uses golden eggs from up the beanstalk. Golden eggs make all the difference!" Melissa explains, eating part of her golden omelet. "It's so sad the human world doesn't have golden eggs!"

The witches continue to eat, and when they finish, they go to Ramshackle.

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"Ta-da! Welcome to Ramshackle!" Yuu exclaims, spinning around the room. "Also, fair warning, three ghosts are living here. They are friendly."

"This place is better than my parents told me. Did they renovate it?" Mermi asks, looking at the fixed wooden panels.

"The headmage and my friends renovated the place like a week or two ago. Trust me, Ramshackle, used to be a mess!" Yuu answers, heading up the stairs. "Welcome to my bedroom!"

Yuu opens her bedroom door and sees Grim napping in the middle of her bed. The teen witches run to Grim and begin to fawn and pet him.

"You didn't tell us you had a cat?" Mermi questions, rubbing Grim's belly.

"He came along with me on the ride here," Yuu answers, remembering Grim setting someone's butt on fire during the opening ceremony. "Anyway, let's get started on decorating my broom!"

Grim jumps out of Melissa's arms and goes to Yuu's lap. Yuu snaps her fingers, and the broomstick appears in her hands. Melissa and Agatha snap their fingers and some paint and ribbons into the room, and everyone begins to decorate Yuu's broom the way she wants.

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