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petejj · 6 months ago
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Perfect Pete’s Pastry Providence
Sweet Pastries dirty habits reviewed (Language Warning)
Apple Crumbled because Banana Split whipped up Chantilly into Buttercreams Croquembouche. Custard Tart taunted Sugar Syrup to boiling point.
Lemon Meringue Pie Sponges off Fairy Floss, daily. Petits Fours and Ginger Snaps are caramelized by Devil’s Chocolate Cake’s delicious artificial flavors.’ Meanwhile, Melting Moments Creamed Cookies Loaf.
Fairy Floss fainted; we don’t know why. Caramel Fudge told Poky-Pies to Puff Pastries that Brandy Snaps are baking Ginger Crisp’s demise. Jellied Doughnuts jammed Ginger Nuts Pavlova over and over again.
Vanilla Iced, Minced Pies into lathers of lacerations sprigging around Rolling Pins Plumbs, popping Vanilla Pods Cherry of Essence all over Raspberry Swirl Cheesecake.
Candied Orange Rinds coated Sachertorte’s Sponge Muffin. Royal Icing was having none of it! Stock Syrup, Spun Fancy Lady Fingers into Panna Cottas Palace.
Cornish Pastries Couverture of Neapolitan Peach whipped Waffle’s Cinnamon dusting flavors sifting, salting Caramel Fudge from Sugar Candy’s sweetness.
Parisian Torte Pecan Pie Cocoa Butters compounds. Lolly Popped an email to Perfect Pete requesting he investigate Fairy Floss’s flops. Charlotte’s Crème Anglaise filled French Horns cone. Mill-Feuille blanched Almond’s Chestnuts.
Golden Syrup treacled all over Wholemeal Soda’s Breadbasket. Red Velvet Cake moistened Frozen Sorbet glucoses levels off the charts.
Rainbow Gâteaux glazed into Oxford St Sydney, searching for Pink Coconut Ice. Neither were spotted again.
“But wait, we’ve just heard from Holiday English Spotted-DickS’ – They’re fairy-flossed with Croquem-Bushes Praline private parade last night.”
Christmas Cookies curdled Hot Cross Buns Fondant.
Pralines Palmiers Sticky Dated Fairy Floss into battered Biscuits beaters.
Now we know why Fairy Floss fainted, finally
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