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ask-hotguy · 4 months ago
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…I’m sorry then and don’t put me on fire!
-Two
I'm not lighting you on fire, it's okay.
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polyamorousmood · 5 months ago
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I’m questioning if I’m polyam.
No that’s a joke I definitely am polyam.
And I’m really scared because I’m a minor and idk if it’s legal to be polyam where I am, and what if no one ever accepts me for this???
And idk if what I want out of a polyam relationship is something I can’t really expect… I’m genuinely super confused and really, really frightened.
Idk I just needed to get that off my chest I suppose
— 🍷🍷
Heya friend. 👋
TL;DR: there's so much more in store for you than your fears, understandable though they may be
I don't know where you're at, so I can't comment on specific legalities 🧑‍⚖️for sure, but I can say in the US at least, its not ILLEGAL to BE polyamorous, or even to date multiple people. It is illegal here to MARRY 💒multiple people, and all the benefits and legal protections that come with that. Its my understanding much of the world is the same way, though I admit I'm not up-to-date on Lesotho's relationship law.
Which is still not ideal, don't get me wrong, but its nice to know the police🚓 won't come knocking for sleeping in the same bed as two2️⃣ other people.
There can also be legal job discrimination based on polyamory, but there's no reason your employer needs to know that information. Keep your socials private and don't mention it. That's good practice anyway. 🤷‍♀️
As for social acceptance, your mileage will vary. I live in a rural area and am picky about who I tell what. My family will never know. They wouldn't disown me and I wouldn't be unsafe, but it would strain the relationship more than I want to deal with. But some friends know and are totally chill🧊!
I wasn't fully aware as a minor I was polyam (though there were signs), so I may not be the best person to advise on that specifically. But what I can say without a shadow of a doubt is the world is a very big place, and you will find your people. You will find a group that is supportive and amazing and everything you hoped for.
Being a teen is a weird spot, and you don't really fully realize how weird until you're out. In a way its impossible for an adult to articulate to a teen, unfortunately (in a way that doesn't just sound condescending).
Let me make this comparison: When I was in preschool, that was my entire world. I had my family, and I had my preschool friends and teachers, and nothing else even existed, really. I was fully dependent on them to curate my world for me. By the time I was in high school, the world had expanded -- I was able to have internet friends, I was looking at colleges and becoming known at local shops. I had more opinions🧠, I had more options⚖️, I had access to a greater variety of people🤼, more access to all kinds of shit. I could curate some parts of my own life. The world keeps expanding like that. You have not seen all there is to see. You will get to curate more and more of your life, and you will see more than you could imagine now. Including people who will feel like home.
I get that you're scared. I was too, even though I was an adult when I first realized. But you'll find people to love you -- romantically and platonic -- as you are.
Stay hopeful, 🍷🍷
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segatetris · 1 year ago
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One 1️⃣ thing you 🫵 should know🧠 about bouny 🐇
Is that there's two2️⃣ of them 🐇🐇
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enviousjam · 11 months ago
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we💃look for 💕)love 😻 no time for 😭 tears 😭 wasted waters 🌊💦🌊😭 all that is and 😨 it don't make no 🌹🌷flowers 🌷🌹 grow🌹😔🌷😱 good things 😍 might come to those who 🫸�� wait😅 not for those 🫣 who wait too late 😳 we gotta go 🚶 for all we know 🙈
Just the✌️two of us we 😤 can 😍 make👊💪😤it if we try just the two2️⃣ of us ,(just the two of us) just the two of us🏫 building 🏫 🏢 castles 🏰🏰🏰 in 👆 the 🙏 sky 😶‍🌫️ just the two 🍒⏸️‼️of us you 💕 💞and i 💖
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sleeping-pajamas · 3 years ago
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I 👀seem👁️ to be having 📈quite an ❌🍀unlucky🥀 🌄day for 🧍🏻‍♂️I had ⚡crashed💥🌟 into ✌🏻two2️⃣ of my 💔exes☠️ in a row.🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️
🤔Perhaps some 💤sleep🛌 would be use🪛 of me.
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bl00dh0rs3 · 3 years ago
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🎶Im literally so fucking 🤬 stupid 🤡 i dont know why 🤨 my hypochondriac ass 😷 went on fucking google 😒 to google why the fuck ive been itching for Two2️⃣ Days🗓--Bitch🐶 it MIGHT just be because im having a 🤕 reaction 🤒 to something but fucking GOOGLE 😑🤦‍♂️ wants to GO and say, "OH--its fucking 🤪~LIVER DISEASE~🤪" B i t c h 🤬🐶 So do you know where im going🚶‍♂️ Right Now? Im going the Fucking E.R.🚑🏥 because it cannot be LIVER DISEASE😨🤒! ����No No No🎶😭 honestly like, I ju--I Just cant move! GetthefuckoutofmywaybitchimturningonmyhazardsthisisRidiculous! This is a fucking 🚨emergency🚨 LIVER DISEASE?! bl--GOOGLE?😨 LE--Why are you--WHAT?! what do mean!? Oh NO😭 not the Liver 👨‍🎤dissee-EEEeeaa-sse~👨‍🎤 YaaayYuhh~🎶
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midastouches · 4 years ago
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YOUR MIDAS⚜️ TOUCH ON THE CHEVY🚗 DOOR🚪
NOVEMBER FLUSH😳 AND YOUR FLANNEL CURE💊💉
"THIS DORM🏘️ WAS ONCE A MADHOUSE🏨
I MADE A JOKE😜 "WELL, IT'S MADE FOR ME"
HOW EVERGREEN🌲 OUR GROUP OF FRIENDS💑
DON'T THINK WE'LL SAY🙊 THAT WORD🤐 AGAIN
AND SOON THEYLL HAVE THE NERVE🕺💃 TO DECK THE HALLS🎄⛄
THAT WE ONCE WALKED🚶‍♀️🚶THROUGH
ONE1️⃣☝🏼 FOR THE MONEY💲💰
TWO2️⃣✌🏼 FOR THE SHOW▶️🎭
I NEVER WAS READY⌛SO I WATCH YOU GO😢
SOMETIMES YOU JUST DONT KNOW😕 THE ANSWER⁉️
'TIL SOMEONES ON THEIR KNEES🧎‍♀️🧎‍♂️ AND ASKS🙏 YOU
"SHE WOULD'VE MADE👩🏼‍🎤 SUCH A LOVELY BRIDE👰🏼
WHAT A SHAME SHE'S FUCKED😣 IN THE HEAD🤕" THEY SAID
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bettycrockercultist · 5 years ago
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Four4️⃣ Three3️⃣ Two2️⃣ Fuck You🤪🤬🔥
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Twelve1️⃣2️⃣Rabi-ul-Awal Eight hundred and ninty seven Hijri8️⃣9️⃣7️⃣/Two2️⃣ January fourteen hundred and ninty two Anno Domini1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣🅰️, The fall of Granada and the end of Muslim rule in Andalusia🇪🇸. بارہ1️⃣2️⃣ ربیع الاول آٹھ سوستانوے ہجری8️⃣9️⃣7️⃣ھ/ دو 2️⃣جنوری چودہ سو بانوے عیسوی1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ ء کو سقوطِ غرناطہ ہوا اور اندلس🇪🇸 سے مسلمانوں کی حکمرانی کا خاتمہ ہوگیا۔ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #12 #rabiulawwal #897 #Hijri #2 #january #1492 #AD #anno #domini #garanada #fall #ummayad #spain #Andalusia #muslimrule #end #christian #till #now #mskgb #empire #sultante #fatmi #spanish #غرناطہ #اندلس #اسپین #خلافت #بنوامیہ (at Spain) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVOGbiXoNrt/?utm_medium=tumblr
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ask-hotguy · 3 months ago
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Ironic, I want my white orchid. I have something to do with it… *Two’s eyes turn into literal scribbles as her eyes filled with tears*
-Two
Okay. I'll.. I'll get it for you. Come find me soon, I'll go find it.
+Hot Guy leaves.+
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succmysoul · 7 years ago
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Welcome 👋to the legendary🔮 📜party 🎊🌈🍾 You know 🤔you love❤️ my sexy 🗣🗣PADDED body🍑🍑🍑 ... 🔇 ... I got J-Lo's💃💃🍑🍑 ass, but🍑 I still got sass💁🙅 I don't👎 mean 😡to be vain😲💉, but really 👀👀LOOK👀👀 at my 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑ASS🍑🍑🍑🍑😳😳! Well honey🍯, let me teachhh 👩‍🏫📝👩‍🎓you a lesssson📚📖😏😉📗📉 because I'm the brand-new 🤑🛒obsession🙌😛😛😛🙌❕. Season two🥈 is back🔙, girls👩‍👧‍👧 are unaware🤷‍♀️😶🤦‍♀️. She's from 📍Chicago 🏙🌃bitch, so you better beware🔪🥊🔪🔥😧💀 Just stir🥄 the tea☕️, I'm a sight 👁👓to see👀😳👀. Punch holes🥊💥🕳 in the floor🙊, keep you beggin 🛐😩😫for more.💋 Why you mad tho? 😤why u mad😡 ❓tho? WHY YOU 💋MAAAD😠 ⁉️THO? whY 👹YoUmAad😈 thO 💋WHy u 👿👿MaAD tHo 👺💋ONE1️⃣ two2️⃣, come💦💦 on Ru💃🏾👸🏾, THREE3️⃣ FOUR4️⃣, crown 👑this 👸whore👙👠💋🍆💦👅🤰👩‍👧‍👦, FIVE5️⃣ SIX6️⃣, look👀 at those chicks🐥🐤 (don't u know 🤷‍♀️they've all 🙍🏼👯got DICKS 🍆🍆💦💦🍆🍆🍆💦🐓🐓🤦‍♀️WHYUMAD🤷‍♀️THO ❕y u maaahd😠 tho ❓💋whY 😤😡YoUmAad💯 ⁉️thO 🔥👿WHy u ‼️😘MaAD 👹🔥🆘tHo👺😈 ⁉️it's one1️⃣ of those things🍆 that you can't🚫❌ deny👏🏻🙅Got the 👠💋Drag Race👯💃🏁 crown 🏆👑in my eye👁. Don't blink 🚫👀👁👀bitch🖕, cause I'm here⬇️ to stay💁💁😜. So I'm gonna need you to sashay awayyyyyyy💃😜😂😘😘💅👉
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ah17hh · 4 years ago
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Hot🌡️🔥👙 quadratics⏹️⏺️🔼😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 via /r/emojipasta
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Ok🆗, this👉 is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit💩😡. I went🚶 to take a test✍️📖📑 in class🙇🏫🎒 yesterday📅🗓️, and when I saw👀👁️😮 some sexy👄👠😳 looking quadratics⭕🔺⬛, my boner🌶️🍆🥕🥖🥒 engaged🆙⬆️. When I found🔍 the y-intercept of the equation⏺️🔺📐, I couldn't🚫 help 😰😩😫😖 it!!! I closed🔒📪😔 my eyes👁️👀, and I TORE my dick🥖🥒 to shreds, using whip⬆️🏇 like motions💃🕺 and pulled🤚✊⬇️ with great👍☺️ force💪. That was one1️⃣☝️ of the best👍😀 nuts🥜💦💦 I ever had, just thinking🤔🤔 about it now gets me riled���😱😨 up. Thing is☝️, I nutted🥜🥖💦 all over the kid🚸👦 sitting🙇🙇‍♀️ right next⏭️ to me, and the teacher👩‍🏫👨‍🏫👩‍💼 got all pissed😡😤😤 at me, screaming🗣️ at me for jacking off🥒💦💦 on a classmate👨‍🎓. I told🗣️ that bitch🐕🐾 to shut the fuck up🗣️🚫, and that jacking off🌽🍌💦 is a natural⛰️🏞️🏕️, artistic👨‍🎨🎨, and beautiful🌷🌸🌻 process. He should BE HAPPY😄😁 that my semen💦 is all over him, maybe he can learn📕🤓 a lesson👩‍🏫📚 or two2️⃣ about the culture🏛️🎭🌎 and art🎨🖌️🖼️ of jacking off🥜🍌💦💦. HOWEVER, the teacher👩‍🏫 didn't🚫 agree✅ with me. She KICKED ME OUT🚪➡️ of the classroom🎒, and I didn't even finish🏁 taking the test📖📒✍️. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up👗 my cum💦 after it already dried out💧 and solidified on the carrpet. THATS TORTURE!!💉🔨🗡️😭😨 Do you know how hard🔩😖 it is to clean👗 dried💧 cum💦? You CLEAN👗 cum💦💦 after its FRESH out of your dick🍄🍆🌭, not an hour⏳⌛ after you fucking nutted🌰🥜💦. This is a fucking OUTRAGE😤😠😡. Do you really expect me to not whip🏇 out my cock🐓 and jack off🍌💦 when i see a HOT👙🌡️🔥 quadratic⬜🔴 on a test📓✒️✍️? Either make✍️✋ the equations🔼⏹️ less sexy👠👄😏, or LET ME jack off🍄💦🍌💧 in your classroom👨‍🏫, asshole😡😠.
Submitted October 27, 2020 at 01:16PM by JoshuaReenThreeFukYo via reddit https://ift.tt/3otGHzL
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nocterm · 7 years ago
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Welcome 👋to the legendary🔮 📜party 🎊🌈🍾 You know 🤔you love❤️ my sexy 🗣🗣PADDED body🍑🍑🍑 ... 🔇 ... I got J-Lo’s💃💃🍑🍑 ass, but🍑 I still got sass💁🙅 I don’t👎 mean 😡to be vain😲💉, but really 👀👀LOOK👀👀 at my 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑ASS🍑🍑🍑🍑😳😳! Well honey🍯, let me teachhh 👩‍🏫📝👩‍🎓you a lesssson📚📖😏😉📗📉 because I’m the brand-new 🤑🛒obsession🙌😛😛😛🙌❕. Season two🥈 is back🔙, girls👩‍👧‍👧 are unaware🤷‍♀️😶🤦‍♀️. She’s from 📍Chicago 🏙🌃bitch, so you better beware🔪🥊🔪🔥😧💀 Just stir🥄 the tea☕️, I’m a sight 👁👓to see👀😳👀. Punch holes🥊💥🕳 in the floor🙊, keep you beggin 🛐😩😫for more.💋 Why you mad tho? 😤👈why u mad😡 ❓tho? 👉WHY YOU 💋MAAAD👈😠 ⁉️THO? 👉whY 👹YoU👉mAad😈 thO 💋👈WHy u 👿👿MaAD tHo 👺💋ONE1️⃣ two2️⃣, come💦💦 on Ru💃🏾👸🏾, THREE3️⃣ FOUR4️⃣, crown 👑this 👸whore👙👠💋🍆💦👅🤰👩‍👧‍👦, FIVE5️⃣ SIX6️⃣, look👀 at those chicks🐥🐤 (don’t u know 🤷‍♀️they’ve all 🙍🏼👯got DICKS 🍆🍆💦💦🍆🍆🍆💦🐓🐓🤦‍♀️👉WHYUMAD🤷‍♀️THO ❕👈y u maaahd😠 tho ❓👉💋whY 😤😡YoUmAad💯 ⁉️thO👈👉 🔥👿WHy u ‼️😘MaAD 👹🔥🆘tHo👺😈 ⁉️it’s one1️⃣ of those things🍆 that you can’t🚫❌ deny👏🏻🙅Got the 👠💋Drag Race👯💃🏁 crown 🏆👑in my eye👁. Don’t blink 🚫👀👁👀bitch🖕, cause I’m here⬇️ to stay💁💁😜. So I’m gonna need you to sashay awayyyyyyy💃😜😂😘😘💅👉
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medicatedpiss · 8 years ago
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Maybe 😩😩 Sansy💀💙💙💝👌 can give me something yummy😅😅😘👅👌👌Oh, I know!👍👌😍😍 What about his cummies?😍💙🍆🍆❤️💖💗 slurpity slurp😝👅💦💦 down my throat,✨💦😱 heres to hoping 👆🙌I don’t choke!😨😚💘💘💖 💦💦cummy one1️⃣💗💗 💘💘💝cummy two2️⃣💦 💦cummy three3️⃣💙💙💝💖 cummy four4️⃣💖💞😍😍💖💝come on sansy💙💝, 💙💙more more more!~💖💗⬆️up my butt🍑🍆💙, my pussy💦👅👅 too, so much💞💖💙 blue💙, 👅gooey👅, ✨sticky✨💙 splooge!💖💖 Now☢❗️ that all the cummies💦✨ are gone😭😲, I am sadly
WHY DID I TURN ANON BACK ON GOT PUT IT BACK
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jackisreallycool · 8 years ago
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You 👉 know 💭 what rupaul you don't🚫 have to worry😰 about mention 🗣that last name🔖 because i 👆always have problems😱😱 the only thing is like when we have a little bit of interaction 😏or maybe probably sex😜😩💦💦, we don't🚫 have to talk 🗣🗣it just only body 👯language📜. and lemme tell you ☝️something this two2️⃣ big😮 beautiful 😍colombian 🇨🇴surgical👩‍⚕️ ressence is making happy 😄and HAWOOOO😝 all the entire night🌃 trying to look 👀for4️⃣ another children 👶 👶
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neapolitanswirl · 7 years ago
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Welcome 👋to the legendary🔮 📜party 🎊🌈🍾 You know 🤔you love❤️ my sexy 🗣🗣PADDED body🍑🍑 I got J-Lo's💃💃🍑🍑 ass, but🍑 I still got sass💁🙅 I don't👎 mean 😡to be vain😲💉, but really 👀👀LOOK👀👀 at my 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑ASS🍑🍑🍑🍑😳😳! Well honey🍯, let me teachhh 👩‍🏫📝👩‍🎓you a lesssson📚📖😏😉📗📉 because I'm the brand-new 🤑🛒obsession🙌😛😛😛🙌❕. Season two🥈 is back🔙, girls👩‍👧‍👧 are unaware🤷‍♀️😶🤦‍♀️. She's from 📍Chicago 🏙🌃bitch, so you better beware🔪🥊🔪🔥😧💀 Just stir🥄 the tea☕️, I'm a sight 👁👓to see👀😳👀. Punch holes🥊💥🕳 in the floor🙊, keep you beggin 🛐😩😫for more.💋 Why you mad tho? 😤why u mad😡 ❓tho? WHY YOU 💋MAAAD😠 ⁉️THO? whY 👹YoUmAad😈 thO 💋WHy u 👿👿MaAD tHo 👺💋ONE1️⃣ two2️⃣, come💦💦 on Ru💃🏾👸🏾, THREE3️⃣ FOUR4️⃣, crown 👑this 👸whore👙👠💋🍆💦👅🤰👩‍👧‍👦, FIVE5️⃣ SIX6️⃣, look👀 at those chicks🐥🐤 (don't u know 🤷‍♀️they've all 🙍🏼👯got DICKS 🍆🍆💦💦🍆🍆🍆💦🐓🐓🤦‍♀️WHYUMAD🤷‍♀️THO ❕y u maaahd😠 tho ❓💋whY 😤😡YoUmAad💯 ⁉️thO 🔥👿WHy u ‼️😘MaAD 👹🔥🆘tHo👺😈 ⁉️it's one1️⃣ of those things🍆 that you can't🚫❌ deny👏🏻🙅Got the 👠💋Drag Race👯💃🏁 crown 🏆👑in my eye👁. Don't blink 🚫👀👁👀bitch🖕, cause I'm here⬇️ to stay💁💁😜. So I'm gonna need you to sashay awayyyyyyy💃😜😂😘😘💅👉
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