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#tumblr ads#two shots of vodka#How is that not a tag?#vine reference#Why are you glugging the olive oil like that?#We already know what happens when you drink 1 shot of l olive oil after the starbucks olive oil fiasco#Funny enough I know these weird adverts always use the most out of context photos ever or some extreme macro shot of a tropical fruit#Then call it the cure to diabetes and attract clickbait clicks because the average internet user surely won’t recognise#It’s actually frozen peas or finger limes or rambutans for crying out loud#Yes I know it’s just someone drinking from a green water bottle#Still hate the fact there was a stupid ad that said this strange secret hack can cure diabetes but me being asean recognised it’s chom chom#Hate that I can’t find the gif if I type in two shots of vodka
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It’s ’two shots of vodka’ all over again
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She's measuring from the heart y'all
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#the guardians#guardians of gahoole#guardians of ga’hoole#bubo ga’hoole#bubo#xenofiction#GoG#meme#two shots of vodka#why is this owl an alcoholic
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Behind the scenes look at the creation of “Join Me for Tea and Lies” Chapter 2
“Add two shots of angst-”
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Completely forgot about this
🍻 Get drunk ✨ #cotltober
#cotl lamb#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb fanart#cotltober#cotltober 2024#bishop leshy#cotl goat#two shots of vodka#Youtube
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oh fuck yeah someone's uploading semi home-made clips that i havent seen yet
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hot take but i don’t think the “two shots of vodka” lady was that far off
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#i could literally be on any amount of any drug and still be more coherent than them#yes that is a flex#TWO SHOTS OF VODKA#PLEASE#skcnskfnskfnkd
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Some redraws because that’s what yours truly turns to when he’s run outta ideas. Oh vodka shots how I’ve missed you so!
#tf2#team fortress two#swordvan#vodka shots#vegemite sandvich#kaboomerang#tf2 fanart#team fortress 2 fanart#tf2 demoman#tf2 sniper#tf2 heavy#art#tf2 art#quotidianish
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My mum literally just came to the kitchen, went "damn, I forgot to buy brandy for the coffee" and proceeded to make her coffee with vodka.
mum what the fuck it's 1pm Wednesday
@on-a-lucky-tide this is how Nik fucks with rookies when he's bored.
#juju's grumbles#she literally became the two shots of vodka vine#i didn't even know we had vodka at home#in soviet russia#nikolai cod
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[Laswell showing R/n how to make her party punch.]
R/n: Alright, I mixed the bowl what else do we need?
Laswell: Okay, now that we got our Jelly ice shapes, berries and juice mixed we’re going to need two shots of Vodka.
{Laswell takes a vodka bottle out from the fridge and pours half the bottle in, R/n shoots a look of disbelief at Price and Laswell’s wife they just nod.]
#S: Two shots of vodka#call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes#call of duty 2022#john price x reader#john price#kate laswell#cod mw laswell#Laswell's wife#gn!reader
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You cannot tell me that Ice didn't at least once call Mav during a meeting and telling him to behave because he's on speaker, only for Mav to answer with 'Or what, you'll spank me?' with his whole chest to a room full of high-ranking members of the US navy.
#the only sound heard in that room was cyclone choking on his fiji water#and then five seconds later an 'oh shit' from mav and end dial beeping right after#that's how the us navy found out admiral kazansky is married to captain pete mitchell#but what they don't see is ice throwing back two shots of vodka the moment he gets back to his office#mav may not see ice but he does hear the deep sigh all the way to top gun#top gun#top gun: maverick#icemav#tom iceman kazansky#pete maverick mitchell#pete mitchell#tom kazansky
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my research partner and i are huddled in a blanket in paddington waiting for a too-late train i already miss you and you and you
#he keeps falling asleep almost on my shoulder and waking up and readjusting but i want to tell him its ok weve seen a lot#of each other ive seen your brainwaves you called me crying a few nights ago. research partner right now is a potentiality#friend is a certainty. i met a banker passionate about finance. he said his advice made the lives of others better and he likes the numbers#more than he likes anything else. on a high rise near canary wharf the view was wonderful and the people even moreso#he said i loved her but i spent 33 grand on her and i cant do this anymore. his voice cracked talking about her. he did love her.#and she talked softly she grabbed my hand she bought me a pack of Marlborough gold she told me to snap#the russian menthol cigarettes of the tortured polish man near us with my teeth i kept staring at her teeth#bright white and sharp. i couldnt find her heartbeat but i did find warmth and i did find her lips and i did feel#how she felt pressed against a wall. a pretty boy held my hand and i gave him my number. i couldnt stop smiling about her no matter#how many runways youve walked on how many collections youve designed how many students youve taught. senior lecturer teaches me how to do#very unethical things ethically over a double shot of vodka made by the half-persian with broken farsi. she talks softly#and she says her eyes are hazel but they appear a shade of red. pure gold on her hands and leather on her back and her fingers on my lips#(she talks softly sees through me she says something i cant hear but i wont forget the way she flies) she talked to my research partner#about the possibility of moving to sunny dubai with the rest of her family and my heart felt pierced. on her arm i traces a tattoo of a#knife passing through a rose. she told me she thought there was romance in severing so i kissed her some more.#he sat me down and asked me what i loved and i told him and he said no romance no person no tragedy will take that from you.#the room was filled with a collection of people in love with something that wasnt a person and i kept looking at her.#red eyes bitten jawline beautiful hands. it is 3 degrees Celsius my head is on his shoulder i miss my friends#we walked out the lecture hall with arms linked a photo of two years ago and we both said#jesus christ. i miss you all. and i miss logic metatheory lectures. im glad i get to stare at the depth of your eyes#i wish i had met you years ago.#crushposting
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