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if I am not meant to grab, why handle shaped?




(no birds were harmed in the making of these images)
#sometimes I just wanna grab the swan like a pepper shaker#of course#we must not let the intrusive thoughts win#two reasons:#do not harm the birds#AND#do NOT give the birds a reason to harm YOU#posts for the void#bird memes
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headcanon that ford has a delusion that people can hear his thoughts
#two reasons:#one- ford is the perfect candidate for something like that#two- projector? i hardly know her#(fun fact i only recently realized what the punchline of that style of joke is supposed to be)#(it's. definitely a joke)
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Just remembered I read in a kh3 interview somewhere that, to promo and demonstrate data greeting, they made an image where Master Xehanort was playing with a Meow Wow and I desperately want to see that
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literally so tired of explaining to my parents why Stop Asian Hate is not called Asian Lives Matter
#two reasons:#because Black Lives Matter has become a widely used term#The term should not be derived from the BLM movement#and they are separate and distinct issues so they should have separate and more distinct terms#and because its the SAME ACRONYM AS ALL LIVES MATTER#please#do not put ALM in your bio thinking that it’s asian lives matter that is NOT what it stands for im crying#stop asian hate
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((Do birdfolk and lizardfolk in your world come from eggs or live birth?))
//Short answer: Both!
Long answer: All the sapient races of Creation are oviviparous, meaning they lay eggs but are carried in the mother until birth. In addition not only those whose metaspecies are oviparous (birds, most reptiles/amphibians/fish) now capable of showing a pregnant mother, but this also means that the mammal metaspecies don't provide milk nurse their young. I must emphasize that Creation is an alien species, and while they are humanoid and possess traits we recognize as animals of our world, they are neither actually human nor animal. Their Dogs are not our dogs, and their Birds are not our birds. So Creation's "mammals" don't nurse their young, and their "birds/lizards" don't actually lay their eggs.
#//inb4 someone goes 'so why do the female have breasts if they don't nurse'?!#two reasons:#one: visual and narrative shorthand indicating the individual is female#two: they attract mates#but I really don't want to go too much into biological explanations because it gives me headaches#I can though in a separate post#explain Creation's biology a little better#[Lore]#[OOC]#demandezglassjoe
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lol I can tell I’m downspiralling again
#two reasons:#i have been having mad flashbacks#the only person i seem to be able to talk to is the boy i ditched a couple weeks ago#im a fucking mess & i feel disgusting
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Unfortunately, I just woke up.
#two reasons:#1) I slept somewhere before midnight which is awfully early#2) some idiot went to my room and turned the ceiling fan on giving me some early morning chills#and by ''some idiot'' I actually mean my brother
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