#two of the densest MFers ever

[4typercent]

Happy 634th Anniversary to Dream and Hob!!

[hissesssss]

im bored as fuck waiting for a seat at red lobster so let's talk abt wangxian for a sec yeah?

before they had gotten together,,,,these two mfers,,,,,,,,not j u s t wei wuxian had to be some of the densest gays I've ever read about. lwj literally involved so much of his time with wwx the second he sneaked his way into the cloud recesses. who else in their right minds think that lwj,,,elegant, quiet, cold lwj would take the time to jump onto the terrace with wwx if he wasn't even slightly interested in him.

like istggggg wwx the absolute numbnut if he weren't so cute and so traumatized from everyone wanting to kill you, i would have trapped those two in a box and let them have at it until they c o n f e s s ed. anywayssss wwx dumb gay spread it around.

dont think i forgot abt lwj,,this guy is smart as hell but remember in the bathtub scene where those two were 👀👀👀 and lwj woke up sober and thought 'oh shit i fucked up bc a sober wwx made out with me'. like yes there is still the case of wwx being all flirty and sneaky but if he stayed for just a SECOND and talked their shit out like actual adults,,,,,now they wouldn't have waited until an actual hostage scene to confess would they have?

this probably makes no sense but i can't take these two idiots,,,,,they're so in love yet were so bad at communicating i had to take a second from watching to have an existential crisis abt why they were so dense.

but at least!!! they are happy now!