#twitter account hack

[jarold-rat]

bestie reunion

he got in ...

stand alone alej cause i hate him

[dooffirmations]

nope nope nope not candace flynn slander showing up on twitter!! why must we go over this every time? Canonically, Candace Flynn:

loves her brothers

cares more about protecting them than busting them

...actually has a leg to stand on ngl. her little brothers literally build spaceships and roller coasters. you'd want to tell on them too.

cares about her friends

suffers a lot. have u seen that girl. have you seen what she's been through.

helped save christmas (!!) like actually!!

Santa was literally in an episode and they didn't interact, but there was never an indicator that she was on the naughty list. I'm so tired of these only-child-ass Candace Flynn takes when she is SUCH an interesting character and feels very real as an older sister. Candace's relationship with her brothers is one of the most important parts of the show. They're not "gaslighting" her and she's not of evil fun-hating monster. They're siblings who love each other

Also, I know this is just a random twitter account and it's not even Christmas, but. They literally put Doof on the nice list. Which I do agree with, but come on! God forbid teenage girls do anything I guess

[manifold-updates]

Jack was hacked early this morning!

[moonlitdark]

So, Twitter/X still hasn't responded to this hacking situation?! It's been a full week since Jamie's account was hijacked. This is such a bad look for the bird app.

[usercelestial]

oh this actor said something off-color and problematic a while ago and now you think people should stop enjoying the popular ship their character is a part of? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite jenson ackles?

[splendidcitrus]

what in the world is happening with furaffinity rn

[sonknuxadow]

In IDW Shadow doesn't tag along for social stuff all that often, so I'd like to imagine that incarnation of him specifically is super online, and just arguing with people on Twitter or playing Fortnite while everyone else is doing stuff

whenever theres some big group activity that shadow isnt at i imagine hes just out at some random field or mountain or something standing there and staring off into the distance but this is funny too

[starstruck-n-m3tal]

you know it's probably for the best i left twitter when i did but i still think it's so funny that everything left up on my account was written in the midst of what medical professionals would likely call "a severe manic episode"

[clonerightsagenda]

I first read and watched FMA in grad school while involved in a riled up graduate student government and watching multiple rounds of undergrad student government undergo scandals which is probably why I developed a very intricate college student government AU with just as much drama and betrayal. Now that I am involved in college governance as an employee I realize I undersold the drama actually.

Anyway as I continue my reread I am going to be incredibly self indulgent and post about this AU because a) I think it's hilarious and b) I need something to distract me from the pain suffering and indignity of having braces again.

[taviokapudding]

*sighs deeply* I didn't do anything & I can't even leave

FREE ME

[kohltrast]

i dont care abt apex rn with the crazy shit show that game is going through currently (and withholding all things Ballistic from me.......). feeling comfy just not logging into my kohltrast twitter acc and retreating to lowkey tumblr diary world + furry twitter

[killbaned]

BREAKING WRESTLING NEWS EVERYONE BE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE AND GIB MONEY ON PATREON FOR NEW HARD HITTING JOURNALISM!!!!

[cryptidcola]

[dejwrld]

What did you do to make republicans ratio you?

okay, so it was this black lady republican running for a position in my city. i quoted a news clip of her questioning “why do all black republicans have that look to them”. i took a nap and woke up…was getting called all types of hoes, slur, and monkeys by republicans 😭

[whatevergoatsyourfloat]

Literally reactivated my Tumblr because I have to have some sort of documentation of my hyperfixations...and what better way to keep track than of my sporadic nonsensical reblogs?

[soft-and-exhausted]

anyone else getting welcome to tumblr emails?????? Ive been here for 10 years y'all, its kinda too late-