#twink torture i dunno

[homkamiro]

any twink torture lately?

Not lately, but I have these sorta old sketches from magma!!

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Me: I mean, I like Astarion well enough, always good to ahve a tortured morally ambiguous twink around, but I'm not sure I understand why players thirst over him so much. I dunno, maybe he's just not my type?

Me, later: *recruits Minthara in a Good playthrough and facilitates her subsequent redemption arc and bringing out the hidden goodness in her as she learns to see the world beyond power and cruelty and falls for you at the same time.*

Me:

Larian, give my girl more content I swear to God-

[ur-illogical-simp]

MTMTE personalities / characteristics from someone who never read MTMTE.

spoilers btw, also these r all from what I got from the fanfiction, and fan art(etc) I've seen so yeah...

Rodimus: A cute but dumbass captain twink, who gets talked(looked) down upon bc hes not like Optimus Prime, and for being "immature"(I call bs)

Tailgate : a smol but strong minibot that has a stoic ex-con boyfriend

Cyclones : stoic mf who friends with a chaotic ass bitch and got turned into a autobot by a cute ass minibot

Swerve; a cute & funny bartender who is also depressed. And is also friends with Skids aka the vent rat. And apparently obsessed with human things

Whirl: an ex-wrecker, who liked making watches before going through Empurata, who now goes to therapy and regularly gets put in the brig(?) for being a chaotic mf

Rung : apparently hes primus??? I like his goggles, a very cute therapist. Idk why ppl forget his name its easy af to remember

Ultra Magnus/Minimus Ambus; hes a small green boi inside a big ass frame/body thing. I like his mustache, but he has a huge stick up his ass. And apparently hes apart of the "tyrest acord" idk what that is

Megatron: a ex-con warlord leader who apparently swore pacifism???? At least he regretted his actions(took him long enough), he likes poetry and I vibe with that

Tyrest: a primus obsessed bottom, I kinda feel bad cuz he punishes him self since he thinks he's not being prefect in the eyes of primus

Ratchet; a grumpy medic who reminds me of TFP ratchet due to personality and design. Like tailgate also has a cute con bf. He's good with guns

Drift: also an ex-con with an autobot bf, I read his 4 issue comic and I vibe with him, he's cute af and would totally pet the things on the side of his head. He seems very cat liked ngl

Ten: a tall ass mech, who likes Mags, and making things. He's very cute

Brainstorm: a chaotic science nerd, who simps for Percy, and i think tried to save his crush by creating the multiverse and going back in time ig???, makes cool ass weapons

Preceptor: also a science nerd who prob keeps brainstorms inventions in check, he's very cute i like the lil mini gun thing on his shoulder

Red Alert: haven't seen much about him, but hes cute and the chief security officer

Trailbreaker; dunno much bout him but hes cute

Chromedome; hes very cute! And is conjuxes(married) to rewind i believe.

Rewind: hes also cute

Skids: hes a gremlin who lives in the LL vents, and is buddies with swerve

Gateway - someone who tired to kill Roddy apparently, and the ship??? He's kinda cute but If I met him irl its on site :)

Overlord: a mf with some big ass lips and is butt hurt Megatron never paid any attention to him despite his efforts, he murder some important characters(idk who), he has some big ass lips and hes kinda handsome would totally sleep in his shoulder cones

Tarn: a Megatron stan, who is also the leader of the DJD, and has a sexy ass voice, and apparently is sexy enough to torture ppl with. He's cute I like his face

Kaon: the cybertronian equivalent to an electric eel, apparently his alt mode is a electric chair which is pretty rad ! when your not the victim at least, unless your into it

Vos; a fucking gremlin with a face that has a viraity of nail things. And he puts them on ppl👁👄👁, which is terrifying but hes cute so it kinda makes up for it??? Hes also has a sniper alt mode which makes my hunter heart go boom(snipers r my go too weapon in d2)

Helex; a walking furnace apparently. I think his tiny arms are pretty rad ! would hold if he didn't try to kill me

Tesarus - has some cool ass blades in the middle of his chest. Its fucking terrifying, and I feel bad for his victims. But he looks cool

Nickel: she's like the over protective friend in the group???? She would totally be the most terrifying to piss off

The Pet: apparently this guy in a turbo fox which i think is pretty rad. But what's not rad is that he used to be a person so that kinda sucks :/, would cuddle tho

Sunder : I like this mf, though he scares the absolute shit out of me when he does his mortis shit or whatever. But hes pretty cute! Would give a snuggle

Trepan: haven't seen much about him, but hes rlly cute, I like his frame and color pallet the most honestly. I feel bad since he got kidnapped by OL

[autumn-foxfire]

*looks at new cover* So Hori is going with the anime colors, awww rip white stripe Hawks. Also rip, me trying to nudge his hair to a lighter shade or slightly on the brown side from the popularity poll pictures. Nothing against blondes, I just got major shock from how All Might level bright it was when I thought Hawks was different and never got over it after the reveal for two years. Horikoshi gives too many characters that hair color.

(Cont.) On the plus side, other than the part in the sun it is lighter instead of bright yellow so I guess that's good. And it looks like his visor just reflects the color of the surroundings, that's why it was yellow because of all the fire and clear here? He's so skinny, and bendy???? What's with the shape of your torso here Hawks. I'm quaking. Also glad his jacket isn't the same overly dark color, it's lighter and softer like the last cover. Sorry this must be so annoying to hear.

(Cont.) I process colors wierdly, and certain shades are hard to picture in my head too. I rely on things playing out like a movie. Other than that, I just got so used to his hair being as light as that popularity poll art and wanted it instead of bright red/bright gold colors, the mismatch, but alright.

I dunno, I like the gold? Like I can see why white would work too (it would suit his fur trim) but the gold also compliments the beige and his eyes so I can see why gold would be the colour (it might also be the colour of the hero commission but who knows?)

Also, Hori loves to torture his blond characters. All Might, Best Jeanist, Bakugou, Twice, Toga, Hawks, the list goes on. I think he has something against blonds so whenever he wants a character to suffer he makes them blond.

Hawks, skinny and bendy, he makes the perfect twink

I like his colour scheme personally, well almost, but I can why some would be disappointed at the flipflop between the colours. It be easier if they stuck to one colour scheme glares at Touya’s hair

(Also I don’t mind your rambling!! It’s cute and why my ask box is open ^w^)

[theatrekidgerardway]

He’s All That- Ch. 2

Ch.1- https://archiveofourown.org/works/22369699/chapters/53443525#workskin          

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          “Bucky Barnes, has anyone ever told you what an absolute idiot you are?” Sharon slapped him in the face with a pillow and he slowly opened his eyes to see her fuming face.

          “Good morning to you too. And for the record, yes, you, everyday of my life.” He sat up and rubbed his eyes, reaching for a glass of water and aspirin some kind soul put on his nightstand. His head was pounding and it hurt to whisper. He gave Sharon a once-over, not surprised in the least that she was already dressed and caffienated.

          Sharon rolled her eyes, “Well you deserve it. Do you know what wonderful decision you decided to make last night?”           “What, besides getting drunk because of my ex-boyfriend, and still not getting laid that night?” Sharon narrowed her eyes at him and crossed her arms.

          “ Yes, besides torturing yourself over an asshole who doesn’t deserve you. You know Steve Rogers?” Bucky thought back to an Art History course he had taken in freshman year.

          “Short, blond, skinny punk that gives off major twink vibes? Yeah.”

          Sharon sighed exasperatedly and continued. “ Anyways , you made a stupid bet with Tony about making him Do-Over King or something, and if you couldn’t, he would get to choose the apartment, and according to that wretched drunk pact we made freshman year, I’m a witness, and you can’t go back on your word.”

          “Wait, the Do-Over Dance? You mean that second-rate high school dance made by and for runner-up prom queens?”

          “Yes, that one.” Bucky flopped back onto his bed and stared at the ceiling, hoping it would give him the answers to the universe. He lasted for a solid thirty seconds before Sharon’s face hovered above his.

          “I would say ‘you’ve made your bed, now lie in it’, but this room is a mess, and it’s more of an uncomfortable grave than a nice mattress.” Bucky rolled his eyes and sat up.

          “Wow, Sharon,” he deadpanned, “you’re such a kind and supportive friend. I truly don’t know how I’d live without you.” Sharon grinned, choosing to ignore the sarcasm.

          “I do, you’d be dead in a ditch three years ago. Thank god I’m here. Now get up, the only way you’re going to get that boy to do anything with you is if you take a goddamn shower, Jesus. ” Bucky hit her in the head with a pillow, and she promptly dropped to the floor. He fell back into bed and pulled the covers over his head.

          “Shut the fuck up,” he mumbled from underneath.

          “Love you too!” she yelled.

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          The birds were chirping too loud, the sun was shining too bright, and everyone was too goddamn happy for Bucky to deal with humanity. He glared at everyone under his mop of hair and stomped to the courtyard, coffee in hand and pain in his head. Scanning the area, he zeroed in on the scrawny blond that was, at the moment, the root of all of his problems (in retrospect, he will realize that this is no one’s fault but his own, and maybe 86% Tony’s fault) sitting under a cluster of trees with a sketchbook in his lap, staring at nothing in particular. Bracing himself for the worst, since that was truly what he deserved, Bucky approached Steve, and shoved a coffee in his direction. It was enough to startle Steve out of his daze, and he looked up in confusion.

          “Do I know you?” he asked, his eyes flitting from the cup in his face and the disgruntled child giving it to him.

          “Bucky Barnes, how’s your day going? Better than mine, I’d hope.” Steve gave him one more odd look, not unlike a startled cat, before taking the coffee.

          “Steve Rogers, and pretty okay. Any particular reason why your day’s shit so far, and also why you’re speaking to me? Thanks for the coffee, by the way.” Bucky dropped down next to him, much closer than Steve would have expected, and turned to him. He wasn’t bad-looking, by any standards. Tall, muscular, with bright blue eyes and brown hair that fell into his eyes. Steve felt his heart stutter a bit.

          “Breakup, leading to getting drunk, leading to a hangover. All in all, not a fun time.” Steve smiled wryly.

          “I believe that. Any response to the second question?”

          “Oh, that. I dunno,” Bucky shrugged, scrambling for exuses, “you looked kind of pathetic, sitting here all by yourself.” He winced internally, and a voice in his head that sounded suspiciously like Sharon was screaming at him to learn how to flirt.

          Steve’s smile had been replaced with a frown, and he let a little self-pity seep into his words, and mood. “Gee, thanks. Next time I don’t have anyone to talk to because I have a grand total of one friend, I’ll try to make my lonely aura a little less obvious. Thanks for the coffee, but I don’t take cream and sugar.” He dropped the coffee into Bucky’s lap, and stood up.

          “Wait--”

          “I’d say I’ll see you around, but I’m kind of hoping that doesn’t happen.” Steve walked into the campus building, leaving Bucky with two coffees, and a sour taste in his mouth. Bucky sighed, pushing himself up and walking in the other direction, dropping both untouched coffees in a trash can.

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          “Nat, do you know a Bucky Barnes?” Natasha glanced over at Steve from her canvas. He had walked in all sulkily and spoken in one-word sentences since.

          “Tall, dark, handsome, gay? Yes, why?”  

          “Nothing, just, would you consider him to be an asshole?” Steve asked. Interest piqued, Natasha put down her brush.

          “Quite the opposite, why?” Steve flushed a bit, from anger or embarassment, he wasn’t sure.

          “Just an odd interaction, that’s all. I’ll tell you about it later.” Natasha was hesitant to back down, but figured she’d hold him to that statement. The silence between them remained for about thirty seconds before he spoke again.

          “I just- I mean- at first glance, would your first adjective to describe me be pathetic?” Natasha’s brows furrowed, and she turned to face Steve. His face was twisted into a frown, and he was violently painting his canvas a bright red.

          “No. Hipster, nerd, introvert, maybe, but pathetic is pretty low on the list.”

          “Now, are you just saying that because you’re my only friend which, that’s pretty pathetic in and of itself, or because you actually believe that.” Natasha sighed, and put down her palette. She scooted her stool over to where he was sitting.

          “Steve, something tells me it doesn’t matter whether or not I   say that you’re not pathetic.” Another red streak on the canvas.

          “Perhaps.”

          “Has anyone told you that you’re a tad dramatic?” Natasha asked. A small smile broke through Steve’s mopey attitude, and she considered it a victory.

          "All the time. Every day. News flash, it’s you.” She laughed, and bumped shoulders with him.

          “Hey, Taco Bell and Netflix tonight?” she asked.

          “Don’t you have a date?” Natasha shrugged.

          “I can cancel,” she replied with a grin.

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@the-southernbelle​  @angelhaz11​

[paulmccartneyofficial]

me n @maraudyrs co-wrote a harry potter fanfic while drinking i hope u all enjoy it’s called

Daddy’s Little Secret

Chapter One: The Pain and Suffery of Drabo Malfoy

“WHAT?” yelled a red hot Draco Malfoy, slamming his massive fists against the mahogany table.

His father smirked back coolly, playing with one nipple. “Yes it's true, Dranco, I bought the Toastidos fortune with your inheritance.”

Draco.  “How could you! What am I supposed to do when kill--when you die?”

“I dunno? Maybe get a job? Aren’t you going to school for that, anyway?”

Gravity weighted down on Draco, his head feeling like a million bees, buzzing around, torture. “Jobs are for poor people, Daddy. People who use the potty.”

Lucius Malfoy, his fingers still delicately tracing the outline of his erect nipple, the digits of his other fist firmly grasping the nape of his cane, sneered. “Don't make me spank you again, Dracio. When I die in three hundred years you will inherit my legacy of cheesy rolls and deliciousness.”

Pouting, Draco fell down to the ground, slamming his bottom on the floor. “But Daddy,” he moaned.

Louisiuss’s nipple was now rock hard, an inch from his chest. “Drabo, Muggles are stupid. They will buy these cheesy rolls and put them in intesntens and mounch and mounch until they are nothing but cheesy. We will be richer than ever, you insolutne fool.”

At a ripe twelve years old, Draco Malfoy finally knew pain.

Chapter Two: The Pizza Roll Fuckery

Peeves could not stop farting. No matter what he did, the gas would rupture through his thicc cheeks, loudly and furiously. And it was all because of those cheesy rolls.

The previous night he consumed 8,359 Toadistosa pepperoni pizza rolls, absolutely stuffing his mouth. But his tummy was angry with him, and wanted punishment.

Good thing Peeves loved punishment. ;););)

But Leeves   couldn't let the Pizza Roll Guys get away with ripping his insetenes. So he plotted his revenge. He would infiltrate the evil factory, and Peeves was pretty good at pisses people off.

And,,,,,getting people off.

Chapter Three: Bustling Buisness

Chapter Three: And Busting Nuts

Lucoousojs decided the Tuesday morning of overcast would be perfect to visit his Tontinos cheesy factor. His nipples were perky and ready for the work day.

“Hello stupid s” h said to his house elves slaves. Lusciosuoursoaigfe was, indeed, a racist, and hated everyone that didn't fit his perfect aesthetic: white, pure blood, and hard nipplmes. In Luscis s opinion, nipples had to be fully erected 24/7:365/9285482.

His slave elves wrrr working hard, tiny fingers grinding against the stuff. “Hello Master Sur Louoiscos,” all 3 million slaves said at the same time.

Louis walked back to his evil headquarters, nipples poking thru his evil white button up blouse. “Today sure is a good day to be rich and bigoted.”

“Im sure would like to plop some cheesy tastiness into my moist mouthture. Toc ensure the deliciousness of our pizza centric treats.”

Suddenly,

Chapter Four: It isn't gay unless you swallow and THEN bust a nut

Luckoodbfs traced the thicc pizza roll along his plump Kulier Jenner lip.s, pretending it was a large brautwurst. “Hmmmmmmmmm,” he noaned deliciously, finally sinking his white teeth into the soft surface.

But luck betrayed the twink, as a minty flouridic paste flooded into one of his holes. “hyksogyjtooe” he spat out, realizing it was………….

………..

……………..

TOOTHPATR

YES L

CHALTE R SIX; FUCK IM SO DRINK

“I WANT WHOMEVER PUT THIS MUGGLE TOOTH CLEANSER IN MY DELVIOUSN PIZZA MMMMMMMMMMROLL EXECUTED BY DEATH.”

“sounds problematic but ok.”

lusciously FROWNED, his hardened exterior melting as he realized the hurt in his heart. his big, racist ice cold heart. a house elf, who went unmentioned until it was convinejiybc went to look for the house elv who made those Pizza Roll Guys

it was …………

zxx……..

LEAVES ????

chapter six:

upon. the sight of the guilty “”””””””””elf!????”””””” luciusness’s dick raised like the amount of hate crimes after 9/11

(his dick could cut glass)

Peeves was the sexiest creature Los had ever seen. With his.

“So you are the stoidbthat tried to poison me ??? and dick???”

Peeves laughed. a sexy laugh that made loudogbs pop a hard one. “yeah. what are you gonna do abt it, daddy?”

Leaves ghostly mischiefs hand extended to unnatural lengths and reached towards lucas smaller than average peni, tracing circles over his groun   “what as you doing smelly idoot?@

“you want me duffy.”

lousier put his small shaft member friend buddy dick into leaves opening and they fuck.”

chapter 18: IS IT GAY YET

AND I DUG MY KEOY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PRETTY LITTLE SIVEF OF FPUR WHERL DRIVE

narcissus malfoy punched louis in the face, and divorced his gay add. “whatever i'm a lesbian anyways.”

louosifbe showeded up to the fucktory with his sexiest langera black set. it was lacy and his nipples popped out like popcorn. he was waiting for peacs.

the Sexy Ghost Submissvie Ghost showed up. and looked at the set. “what r u doin”

“waiting ft u slit”

“i'm straight but i like macklemore so gays are cool. i was just PRANKING you like sam pepper? thedude.

losido was sad.

the  end.

[mpregfanatic808]

Mpreg Ask Game Answers

Someone reblogged this ask game the other day from me with their answers, so I figured I would do the same! Although I maintain some level of anonymity here, this can be a bit more of a “get to know me” type thing, Mpreg Edition.

1. Do you prefer fluffy or more hardcore mpreg?

Fluffy mpreg! I’m a sucker for those domestic, “slice of life”, type stories. Good Shit.

2. Do you like irl mpreg, fictional mpreg, or both?

Both! As much as like reading about mpreg, I hope to be carrying my own child someday.

3. Do you mind Trans mpreg?

I’m all for it!

4. If you could use any non religious holiday and turn it into a character/setting for mpreg what holiday would it be?

Story-wise, probably today (Valentine’s Day)! Or perhaps Mother’s Day, since there are some who would like to be referred to as the “mother” since they carried the baby.

5. Do you like stuffing?

Yes and no. Not so much outside of the mpreg realm. Within mpreg itself, I like when the carrier is super hungry and eats a lot, expanding out his baby bump just a titch more.

6. Do you prefer human or non human mpreg?

Human for sure. However, certain non-human ones can get me, but that’s rare.

7. Do you prefer supernatural vampires/demons/ghosts/etc or beast animals/monsters/Pokemon/etc mpreg?

Supernatural mpreg! Give me some pregnant werewolves and fairy boys. Those are the cutest for sure.

8. Multiples or singles?

Multiples on this one. Although I like single mpregs (and would probably prefer just one IRL if given the chance!), something about a boy pregnant with twins or more is too cute for me. Twins and triplets are the sweet spot, but anything over four is pushing your luck.

9. Do you prefer more realistically sized bellies or exaggerated bellies?

Realistically sized bellies are where it’s at! Exaggerated bellies work for me if its mpreg + stuffing, but otherwise, keep it real.

10. Do you prefer eggs or live?

Live births for sure. However, there are a couple stories I’ve read where the eggs hatch before they’re laid, and then it’s kind of a “live” birth. Those are better than just egg stories.

11. What is something you would like to see more of? What would you like to see less of?

More of the aforementioned “slice of life” fics. I read a lot of ones where it’s a fanfic set in the universe, or a tragic original piece on Deviantart. I’m just a simple man, who likes cute tums and boys being cared for by their significant others. Definitely more of this.

As for less, I’m going for those long dick stories, daddy kinks, “cumsluts”, you name it. Reading RP’s or stories where the dominant has that “10in cock” is just off-putting. The daddy kinks, whether it be the a “twink” getting fucked by this older man, this older guy (past childbearing age) getting pregnant, etc. etc. are just turn offs here. Cumsluts goes with that, or even in regular mpreg posts. Though truthfully, most of these ones I don’t like I see on here more than anywhere else. Could just be the people I follow or something, I dunno.

12. Are you interested in other kinks related to mpreg/oviposition/unbirth/etc?

As I’ve said, stuffing is only okay in an mpreg setting, oviposition is okay sometimes. Unbirth is... *shudders* No.

13. Do you like torture/guro aspects?

I’m a softie, so nah. Angst stories are about the furthest I’ll go.

14. Are there any fandoms you would like to see cannon mpreg in?

Free! for sure, maybe Miraculous (though for circumstances I’d say it should be set in the future, since they’re kinda young right now). Perhaps Legend of Zelda? Seeing Link with a baby bump would be nice.

15. Tag your favorite mpreg artist!

Three I’m really digging right now are starah-b, cutetumtums, and Tumblr-Alt-Satchi on dA!