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Find you ☆ Chapter 1

Fandom ☆ South Park

Ship ☆ KenMan ♡ KenEric (Eric Cartman x Kenny McCormick), Clybe (Bebe StevensxClyde Donovan) and Creek (Tweek TweakxCraig Tucker). There might be some glimpses of other ships.

Characters ☆ Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovsky, Stan Marsh, Liane Cartman.

Rating ☆ M

Warnings ☆ Swearing, violence, fluffiness. They are aged up here. It starts when they are 14 but happens mostly when they are 18, at the last year of school. 

Summary ☆ Cartman has to move out of South Park when he is 14, but he makes a promise to Kenny before he goes away, will he keep it?

About it ☆ I wrote the first version of Find you years ago, it seems that before 2010, so yeah, it was horribly cringy to re-read, but also inspiring, so I decided to make it better, keeping the name and some stuff I like about the old version, but changing most of it and continuing where I left it. I have my own way to navigate things, if it maybe gets confusing, feel free to ask me.

☆ 636 words ☆

With love: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Stan

“Hugin and Munin fly every day

across the Gaping Ground.

I worry that Hugin may not return,

but I am more worried about Munin.”

The colors of the sunset get mixed in the tears I can’t contain. He pulls me into a hug and I hold him close. I don't know how much time passes, I didn’t know I had so many tears for him. 

Liane’s voice breaks the moment.

“Sweetie, we should go.”

“Come on, Ken,” says Stan, placing a hand on my shoulder. I see Eric’s face, tears are falling, but he has a calm expression, then he lets out a devilish smile, grabs my hand and we run out of there.

“Let’s go to Stark's Pond!” We get there between laughs and sobs. “Stop crying, asshole, you are making me cry.”

“No, you are making me cry, Kenny!” He looks at me with clear eyes; we are so close to the pond I can see the dancing water reflected on them. I wrap him into an embrace. Why do you have to be soft?

“Don’t go.” He hugs me back and I enjoy his warmth.

“And what do I do then, live in your house? You are poor!” The laughs mitigate the tears. “For now I have to go, but I want to come back,” He holds me by the arms, with an intense gaze he promises: “I’ll find you again, ok?”

I don’t know what to reply, it is Cartman the one talking, but he seems serious about it, so I just nod. We hang out there for a while, thinking of ways to keep in touch and making plans that might never come true. After a while, a car honks at us; it is Liane. He shoots a glance of disgust at her, but his expression shifts when he turns and smiles at me.

“See you, Kenny,” Eric says sweetly, then he is gone.

☆ 4 years later ☆

Since Cartman moved out it has only been the three of us, we stick together somehow. I find myself thinking about Eric in the bad times, but mostly in the good times; that’s when I really wish he was here.

I get close to the bus stop and see my friends in the distance.

“Hi, guys!”

“Hey, Kenny!”

“I thought you weren't coming,” Stan says, I shrug. 

“I don't feel like staying in the house all day long.” 

“But you are sick,” Kyle insists.

“I don't give a fuck,” I reply, smiling. He frowns. 

“Fine!… What did Cartman say?” 

“He asked if you finally got sucked by your own jewfro.” Stan chuckles and Kyle looks up at his hair busting out from a hat that he doesn't dig like the one from our childhood.

“That fucker,” He looks pissed, but then he grins. “How’s he doing?” The bus arrives and we keep talking as we step in, then I take the window's side. Eric moved to New York when we were fourteen, 4 years ago. We are far away, but it seems he has changed for good. Maybe I'm really sick if I think someone like Cartman has changed.

It is our last year of school; the same people and very unusual situations. It is South Park after all. When I was little I thought alien abductions, cosmic horrors and endless deaths were something that just happened. Sometimes I wonder why do I stay?... Karen, that’s the easy answer, but this place also feels right for me; this town where all the weirdness unfolds and I’m just part of the unexplained. 

I also have this strong hunch, like I’m waiting for something that will happen soon.

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Please enjoy my ode to my favorite show and favorite characters

Kenny teaches Butters to let loose.

Featuring:casual tweakxcraig and stanxkyle out of obligation, but a slow burn kennyxbutters out of passion

Cw: drugs, alcohol, gambling, implied abuse it's still fluff I swear trust me bro, harsh language,

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This scene will be the end of me lol.

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Hey guys, it's been a while since I last updated. I'm really into Tweek x Craig now because I recently watched south park. Yes I know, the shows been on for a while I just had no time to watch it. I hope you're all doing okay and I hope everyone's well and healthy.

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Are we still faking? . Craig Tucker: @sirukyps Tweek Tweak: Me Ph: @harufotografo . . . . . #southpark #southparkcosplay #comedycentral #craig #craigtucker #craigtuckercosplay #tweek #tweekcosplay #tweektweakcosplay #yaoi #yaoicosplay #brasilcosplay #cosplaybrasil #creek #creekcosplay #tweakxcraig #craigxtweek #tweektweakxcraigtucker #craigtuckerxtweektweak @comedycentral @comedycentralbr @southfuckery (em Shopping Cidade São Paulo) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1PeT-onNsM/?igshid=4r9nxlg3zask

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I'm glad South Park killed off edgy fanon Craig and instead gift us the miracle that is canon Craig

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Back to my Roots

“Momma says alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth, but no toothbrush” - Bobby Boucher  

What’s up everyone? It’s ya boy Ian back at it with another journal! This time I wanna talk about where I’m from. I was born in Louisiana where I spent the first 6 years of my life. Louisiana and New Orleans in particular has its own culture different from the rest of the country. With its roots deep in French and Spanish history. The atmosphere of New Orleans is so bright and musical; take a walk down the French Quarter and you’ll hear and see dozens of street performers and musicians belting music into the air. The smells of the incredible food fills one’s nose. The sweet smells of beignets from Cafe du Monde flood the streets and they smell amaaaazing. Watching the powder sugar fall over the fluffy pastries like a light snow on Christmas morning is one of the best sights in the whole word. Walking down the streets passing all of the unique and curious shops and booth is so fun. Looking at all of the different trinkets and souvenirs can provide hours of entertainment. Another characteristic of Louisiana is the Cajun history. When Louisiana is mentioned people think of swamp dwelling rednecks who ride alligators and live on boats, but that is only some of the people who live in Louisiana. People also think of voodoo when they think of Louisiana and that has been something that has always interested me. Voodoo is such a unique and taboo subject but every time I see a voodoo shop I can’t help but walk in and look at all of the dolls and magic items they have for sale. Well that’s all for this journal see ya guys in number 11!!!

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Okay so real talk: was TweakxCraig a really big thing before the episode or just after?

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Find you ☆ Chapter 8

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Fandom ☆ South Park

Ships ☆ KenMan ♡ KenEric (Eric Cartman x Kenny McCormick), Clybe (Bebe StevensxClyde Donovan) and Creek (Tweek TweakxCraig Tucker). There might be some glimpses of other ships.

Characters ☆ Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman.

Rating ☆ M

Warnings ☆ Swearing, violence, fluffiness, tegridy. They are aged up here. It starts when they are 14, but happens mostly when they are 18, at the last year of school. 

Chapter summary ☆ Where do you go when winning means nothing?

☆ 395 words ☆

With love: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Stan

The fight is over and I won, but it never feels like it. I put my Mysterion costume on and walk aimlessly, but end up right in front of Cartman’s house. Maybe because nobody is looking, I can’t hold back the tears. That is until a light hits my face.

“Kenny?” Eric comes close and pulls me by the wrist. “Shit! Come here. Try to stay quiet so Liane won’t hear us, ok?” This time, I’m the one squeezing his hand while we go upstairs. “God-fucking-dammit. What is going on?” He asks as we get into the room. 

“I got into a fight with the old man, busted his face real good,” I say, smiling bitterly.

“Fuck.” His eyes fill with tears. I know he cries easily, but I wasn’t expecting this! He looks pretty though, with the emotion free and tears gleaming on his clear eyes.

“Eric… it's ok.” He hugs me. “I’m sorry.”

“Don’t,” he whines. 

“Is not that bad, I just need to sleep.”

“No Kenny, we have to clean those wounds first.” He pushes me away, then goes out of the room; soon Cartman is back carrying food and a first aid kit. “I knew your parents were assholes, but I thought they mostly fought each other.” I sit on the bed and he gets ready.

“Lately they seem to have it against Karen, they don’t hit her, but they insult her and I can’t fucking contain myself.” He puts his hands on my shoulders and I relax my tensed fists. 

“I should make them into chili.” I let out a snort.

“No, I don’t want to end up far away, in a place that’s even shittier.” I take his hand and it is calming, we were in the same foster home and it sucked, even if it was just for a while. 

“You can stay here. We could bring Karen.”

“Are you serious?” 

“Wait, don’t move,” Eric says, lifting my chin, cleaning a cut. I look at him, kneeling in front of me, healing my wounds. I want to remember this. “Well, I don’t know what else we could do without killing.” I take off his hat, run my fingers through his hair. 

“I’ll think about it.” Suddenly, I’m too tired. I get into the covers, he says something and I’m not sure if I fall asleep or pass out.

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Find you ☆ Chapter 7

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Fandom ☆ South Park

Ships ☆ KenMan ♡ KenEric (Eric Cartman x Kenny McCormick), Clybe (Bebe StevensxClyde Donovan) and Creek (Tweek TweakxCraig Tucker). There might be some glimpses of other ships.

Characters ☆ Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski.

Rating ☆ M

Warnings ☆ Swearing, violence, fluffiness, tegridy. They are aged up here. It starts when they are 14, but happens mostly when they are 18, at the last year of school. 

Chapter summary ☆ Kenny tries to keep and eye on the others and some of them also try to care for him.

☆ 827 words ☆

With love: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Stan

When I get to the bus stop and see Stan, I curse under my breath.

“No fucking way.” I grab him by the shoulder. “Goth again? Just because of the Wendy thing?”

“What. I’m not.” He smiles, I back down.

“But those clothes…” 

“Oh.” He pulls his Poe themed t-shirt. “I just like it.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, you know? When I was a kid my mom dressed me how she wanted, or I followed a fad, then I let Wendy choose my clothes.”

“Why?”

“I don’t know, I guess I’m lazy with that kind of stuff, Kenny. But I’m fine.”

“Sure you are fine, and the eyeliner brings out your eyes,” I say to him, winking, he smiles and grabs the bridge of his nose.

“Thanks Ken-doll.” Stan says, playing along.

Cartman arrives and I get distracted, then Kyle joins us. As the day goes by, I check on both Stan and Wendy when I get the chance; it seems like they are going to be alright. 

But, what about me? Can I keep this going any longer? I think as I face the door of the shitty place I can’t really call home.

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I wake up at dawn and give a sick look to my blood splashed pillow. I text Bebe and drop by her house before going to school. She sees me and lets out a gasp. I feel bad for her, she has promised to keep my secret and uses her makeup to hide the bruises on my face. 

At lunch, Bebe drags Clyde to our table just to be close. That’s nice.

“Kenny? I hate it when you are so damn quiet.” I smile at Cartman.

“I just had a bad night.” And I feel like shit.

“You look like shit,” I escape his gaze; he slides his plate with a half-eaten sandwich in front of me. “Eat. I don’t want it anyway, they put fucking pickles on it.” He is lying, huh? My heart goes faster, I want to slap myself, but instead I let out a soft:

“Thank you, Eric." When the bell rings, I go to the infirmary. 

“Who is the one that makes you up?” Ask the nurse.

“Bebe.”

“She is good. Are you sure you are ok with this?”

“Yes, I don’t want to go to an orphanage; what if they separate us or send us somewhere worse? At least like this I can keep an eye on Karen. I’ll graduate soon, maybe I can land a job and get us out of there.”

“Ok then,” she says sadly, then asks me to rest. I fall asleep on the stretcher and wake up to Eric’s voice.

“It's time to go home, Kenny.” 

“Fuck no.” He takes me in his arms, I let him.

“You carried me to bed the other day, didn’t you?” 

“No, I didn’t.” I wink at him and he grins. We go to the side of the building, where Tweek is. 

“He told me he wanted to talk to you,” Says Cartman as he puts me down.

“Oh shit, it’s a trap!” He gets to hold me before I get away. 

“Relax Kenny, I wouldn’t do that to you,” Of course you would. But since he loosens his grip and Tweek is just chilling, I take his word this one time.

“Are you staying?”

“I can’t. Text me later?”

“Ok.” I sit with Tweek. “Sup?”

“Hey man, sorry to get you like this, lately you are in a rush, in the nursery…”

“Oh.” I sigh out of boredom. “So?”

“Is everything ok?”

“Sure.” What is the point of telling him, anyway? It could be worse and I’ll just add more stress to his life. 

“I just.” He shakes in place as he seems to look for the right words, I see how Eric goes far away. “I think you are a bit stressed. I know a ton of techniques to deal with that.” 

“Tweek.” I flop on his shoulder. “That’s sweet, man. Do you have something easy for me?”

“Try to breathe deep, does it hurt?” My eyes fill with tears, but I hold back. 

“Yeah.” 

“Keep breathing and look around, is there anything you haven’t noticed?”

“There’s a new penis graffiti on that wall.” He laughs.

“That’s good.”

“Really?”

“Yes, just breathe and sort of play to find things you haven’t seen before. Or hear, smell.”

“I smell coffee.” 

“Of course,” he says and shakes the coffee bottle he always carries.

“Thanks.” That gets me to relax, but when I get home and hear the screams coming from inside, I feel my body tensing, my heart pumping. 

I’m so ready to fight. Fuck.

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Find you ☆ Chapter 6

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Fandom ☆ South Park

Ships ☆ KenMan ♡ KenEric (Eric Cartman x Kenny McCormick), Clybe (Bebe StevensxClyde Donovan) and Creek (Tweek TweakxCraig Tucker). There might be some glimpses of other ships.

Characters ☆ Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski.

Rating ☆ M

Warnings ☆ Swearing, violence, fluffiness, tegridy. They are aged up here. It starts when they are 14, but happens mostly when they are 18, at the last year of school. 

Chapter summary ☆ Truth or dare?

☆ 1147 words ☆

With love: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Stan

When we go back to the house, they are playing truth or dare. I sit beside Cartman, who seems to be more in his usual mood today, loud and obnoxious. Maybe he was just acting differently because he was hyped to meet us again. When he sees me, though, he lets out a soft smile.

“Kenny!” I smile back. I’d totally do him. When I see the people who surround me, most are attractive in some way; I would bed at least half of them given the chance. I giggle at that thought and lean on Eric, he smells like cookies and beer. Sweet. 

“Ken-doll, truth or dare?”

“Dare,” I reply to Bebe, who gets to choose.

“Ok, I’ll go easy on you because you are a darling.” I wink at her, she is one of the few people I feel close to. “Just kiss the person you think is the hottest in the circle.”

“Oh, a classic!” I say, then look around, humming. When my eyes lock with Eric’s, I don’t give it a second thought and kiss him as the others cheer and whistle. When I’m done, he looks all surprised and flushed. I wonder if he is already drunk.

We keep playing and end up outside. Stan is trying to climb a tree, he has to scream from the top of his lungs that he is a loser and he is proud; that’s his dare, thanks to Kyle. But he can’t climb because he is laughing like an idiot.

“Come on, Stan! Do it already.” Kyle is getting pissed, which makes him laugh louder.

“Just let me breathe.” He holds his stomach. “You’ll make me puke!” 

“He is really taking it well this time.” Says Cartman, satisfied.

“Right? I feel bad for Wendy though, she didn’t even come.” I check. “Oh wait, she is right there.” Is she drunk? I haven’t seen her like this before. She looks at Stan and her smile breaks, then walks away. Wendy has always been crazy about Stan, maybe too crazy about him.

She is wasted, sad and going on her own, what if she tries to kill herself?

“Hey, Kenny.” Eric holds onto my clothes, looks down and to the side, like he is doubting.

“What is it? Are you drunk?”

“A bit.” He chuckles. “Tell me, did you mean it?”

“What?” He laughs and I snort, but then I remember Wendy. I see her walking away on zigzag. “Let's go with Wendy.”

“No way!”

“Dude, she is wasted and going on her own.” I pull him. 

“So? Fuck her!” He seems really pissed.

“I'll go alone, then.” I haven’t finished the phrase when I’m already walking away.

“No, Kenny,” Cartman holds onto me. “I’ll go with you. Don’t get mad, we are having a good time here.” 

“Ok, but promise not to be an asshole,” He laughs, shrugging. "Just try to shut up and we will bring her back with the others.” 

“Alright, let's go,” I grab him by the hand and walk fast. “Kenny, you didn’t answer me.” He says when we are closer to Wendy, she is distracted watching the snow fall; seeing her smile again calms me down. I stop and face Eric to ask him:

“What are you talking about, Cartman?”

“You kissed me. Did you really think I’m the hottest in that circle?” Oh.  

“I did.” He looks down, frowning. “Is that bad?” 

“Do you have a fat fetish or something?” I think about it. “So?” 

“Give me a minute, will you?” I shake my head. “Some people who are fat are also hot to me, but not because of that.” He looks at me doubting and I shrug. I’m about to keep going, but he grabs me by the parka.

“Me too.”

“What?”

“I also think you were the hottest one there, Ken.” I grin at him, but he looks away.

“Thanks.” 

“Whatever,” he mumbles, then takes my hand and we keep going.

“Hey, Wendy!”

“Kenny, Cartman!” She exclaims happily.

Eric breathes out a what as she comes and wraps us in a hug. 

“How are you doing?” I ask as I hug her back.

“I think I shouldn’t be called Wendy.”

“Why?” Says Cartman and she giggles. “Ugh, let’s go get something to eat. She is wasted.”

“Hold onto us.” As we go back, she is listing all the names that would suit her better. When we are about to enter the house, Wendy let go of us; right at that moment Stan gets to the top of the tree and screams:

“I am a loser and I’m proud!” He raises a fist. At that, Wendy bursts into laughter and mumbles an:

“Aren’t we all?” Then starts sliding, like she is going to lay on the floor. I’m about to reach her when Cartman pulls her in a swift motion. She hangs to the side, groaning.

“Come on, Wendy. You can break down later, we gotta eat!” She looks surprised, then gives him a half hug.

“I thought you hated me!” His gaze goes from her to me.

“I thought so too.” 

“You are so round, Cartman; like a small and angry version of that Baymax bitch.” I burst into laughter and Eric protests and curses, but keeps helping her until we are at Bebe’s kitchen. 

We end up eating, then chilling on the couch. Wendy falls asleep. I light a blunt to share with Eric.

“You like this, right?”

“Yeah, but I get paranoid, so you have to stay close.”

“Don’t get pissed, but she is right about the Baymax shit.” I say and, as I do, I squeeze him. 

“I guess I can’t complain about that right now.” He snatches the blunt from my hand.

“You have changed, Cartman. What was it?”

“A lot of shit I don’t want to talk about.” 

“Oh. Sorry.”

“It is better like this.” He smiles, then takes a drag.

We keep talking until the sun rises, just a few of us are still awake.

I wish there were more nights like this, I wish it didn’t feel like I’m right in the hurricane's eye.

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Find you ☆ Chapter 5

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Fandom ☆ South Park

Ships ☆ KenMan ♡ KenEric (Eric Cartman x Kenny McCormick), Clybe (Bebe StevensxClyde Donovan) and Creek (Tweek TweakxCraig Tucker). There might be some glimpses of other ships.

Characters ☆ Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman.

Rating ☆ M

Warnings ☆ Swearing, violence, fluffiness. They are aged up here. It starts when they are 14, but happens mostly when they are 18, at the last year of school. 

Chapter summary ☆ It's party time, let's celebrate the undefined!

☆ 661 words ☆

With love: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Stan

The next night, at the party, Clyde and Bebe are all lovey-dovey. I shake my head. “Love makes people stupid.” I say to Kyle, he looks at them and seems to get a bit uncomfortable. “You think so? Ain't people just stupid anyway?” I grin. “Have you been in love, Kyle?” He looks at me, squinting, smiling, tilting his head to the side. “What?” He wasn’t expecting that, huh? “You heard me.” “I did, but you are Kenny. You don’t talk about love, you talk about sex.” He is right, but it stings a little and he seems to notice. “I didn’t mean it like that.” He looks around, “Come.” He grabs me by the arm and drags me around the house. “Hey, Stan!” “Kyle, I love you!” “I love you too, man. Got some Tegridy?” “Here you go, dude.” He throws a little bag to Kyle.  “Is there anything wrong?” Kyle seems so secretive about this. “No, I just want it to be the two of us.” I can’t help but shoot him a flirty look and he shakes his head, smiling. We go to the backyard, but it is full of people, so Kyle signals me and we walk around the empty streets. “Spit it out. You are making me nervous.” “Kenny, I don’t think I feel love.” “What do you mean? I’ve seen you with Stan or Ike.” Kyle nods. “And I love you, Kenny.” I raise an eyebrow to him. “It’s true!” He has never said that to me. “I love you too, man.” I grab him by the collar and pull him into a short kiss, he laughs in my face and I can’t help but do the same. “As a friend!” He says, raising his hands in a surrender kind of motion. “I got it, I just didn’t know and it made me happy.” I let him go, “Tell me more?” “Ok. So the thing is, I feel love for my friends, family, and pets. I thought I wanted to be in a relationship! But it is not because I fall for that person; I want a relationship because it is convenient. That can’t be love! Right?” “I don’t know.” I honestly don’t. “Do you like sex?” “Yeah,” He chuckles. “A lot.” “You seem so focused and never talk about it.” “And you talk too much about it. That’s exactly why I’m taking this chance to ask you, you know?” “Really?” “Yes, so, do you think you fall in love, or is it only craving?” I freeze. “You don’t have to answer now, Kenny. Do you have your pipe?” I take it out, he fills it. We smoke together as we keep walking around the streets of my life and deaths. “I don’t know. I fall so hard, but is it only because I want to get laid?” “Maybe.” I see the smoke escaping his lips. “Will you tell me if you find out?” I nod, then take a drag and speak as I let the smoke out. “What about you?” “I think it is what I told you, I feel love, but I don’t fall in love. That’s why I stopped dating Heidy, it wasn’t fair. She is a good girl.” I hum. It is nice to hear that from Kyle. He is a smart dude, he is so preachy sometimes I forget he has a heart and the will to do what he feels is the right thing; the Mysterion part of me gets that.

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Find you ☆ Chapter 4

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Fandom ☆ South Park

Ships ☆ KenMan ♡ KenEric (Eric Cartman x Kenny McCormick), Clybe (Bebe StevensxClyde Donovan) and Creek (Tweek TweakxCraig Tucker). There might be some glimpses of other ships.

Characters ☆ Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman.

Rating ☆ M

Warnings ☆ Swearing, violence, fluffiness. They are aged up here. It starts when they are 14, but happens mostly when they are 18, at the last year of school. 

Chapter summary ☆ "Say not to kids, drugs!"

☆ 564 words ☆

With love: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Stan

“Oh Kenny, you have grown so much!” It feels weird to be hugged by Ms. Cartman, I know she is the one who screws up Eric the most. He told me how she’d buy him off with food, just to call him fat afterward, or snuck men and had sex with them when he was in the next room; not to mention the endless lies she told him. 

I’m so uncomfortable!

“Hey, Liane. That's enough.” Cartman pulls me and Liane finally releases me. “Wanna play Wii, Kenny?”

"Sure." 

“Lunch will be ready in a while!” She says as we go upstairs.

“Thanks, Liane. Please leave it in the microwave.” That polite, deadpan tone doesn’t suit him at all.

“Cartman? Are you ok?” I ask. He looks so serious, squeezing my hand as if scared to let go. 

“Yeah, let's play.” His expression softens. We step into his room and the first thing I see are two little green eyes looking at me.

“Hey, Mr Kitty!” I sit down on the floor and the cat walks towards me. “Do you remember me?” I stroke his back and he curls up, then sits on my lap, purring loudly.

"He likes you 'cause you smell like fish.” Cartman says as he turns on the Wii.

“Fuck you,” I say, sticking my tongue out. I put Mr. Kitty on my shoulders, get close, and snatch his controller. We play for a while. “Hey, Bebe's birthday is this Saturday, there's gonna be a party at her house.”

“And?”

“You should come with us.”

“Ok, whatever you want.” I see dark circles under his eyes and wonder if he even listened.

“Can I stay over?”

“Sure, Kenny.” There’s silence as I focus on a challenging part of the game. I feel a weight on my shoulder and player two is killed.

“Cartman?” He fell asleep while playing. “Dude,” I whisper, then consider for a bit. He must be exhausted. Eric is still fat, but I’m taller and I never stopped with the Mysterion thing; I’ve been training all those years. A sided smile grows on my face. Shuffling my body slowly, I try to get a good grip, taking him in my arms. I stand up and he doesn’t even flinch.

He looks kinda cute right now. 

I lay him on bed while cursing under my breath. Oh fuck, the covers. I should have lifted them before, but now I just feel tired. I grab one spare from the closet, wrap us around it and cuddle him.

I wake up facing Eric, who is deep in sleep. When was the last time my dreams were so peaceful? I hold his hand, it is so chubby and warm. I can’t believe he is back and I start to laugh, but then finch when I find him looking at me with a dreamy gaze.

“Kenny,” he mutters. “Crazy Kenny.” I smile at the remark, it reminds me of wild times, also it comes out weirdly endearing from him. Eric buries himself on me and we sleep like that.

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Find you ☆ Chapter 3

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👉 Or read on AO3 🖊️

Fandom ☆ South Park

Ships ☆ KenMan ♡ KenEric (Eric Cartman x Kenny McCormick), Clybe (Bebe StevensxClyde Donovan) and Creek (Tweek TweakxCraig Tucker). There might be some glimpses of other ships.

Characters ☆ Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman.

Rating ☆ M

Warnings ☆ Swearing, violence, fluffiness. They are aged up here. It starts when they are 14, but happens mostly when they are 18, at the last year of school. 

Chapter summary ☆ Surprise!

☆ 605 words ☆

With love: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Stan

I can’t speak for a second, but I can feel my parka being pulled, then an arm surrounds me and pushes me back until I'm sitting on the floor. I breathe heavily as my eyes remain closed, then I hear a snort.

"Are you really gonna die without even saying hi to me, Kenny?" I open my eyes and find him looking at me with intensity. I do the same, taking a hand to his face.

"Eric?” He raises an eyebrow. “What.”

"I told you I had a surprise.” I impulsively kiss him and smile when he returns the affection.

“Sorry. I got carried away,” I purr. “I really like the surprise.”

“You crazy bastard,” Cartman snickers, all flushed. He helps me up, pauses and takes a step back; it wasn’t obvious when we were sitting on the floor, but now I can see that he stayed about the same height and I’m almost a head taller. “Oh, shit.” 

“Let’s skip class,” I propose, sliding an arm on his shoulders; everything else can wait. Behind the mural, he pulls me into a hug. I giggle because I love the sensation, he buries his face on my chest.

“Why did you have to get so fucking tall?” 

“Why did you have to go away for so long, asshole?”

“Fucking Liane, she always screws me over.” I release him and see that he is crying.

“Come on, man, you’ll make me cry too,” I sit and try to change the subject. “Are you just coming to visit?”

“No. I’m back for good. I convinced Liane that if I raised enough money to pay all the debts we would come back," I shoot him a curious look. "Yeah, I did it!” He chuckles, wiping the remaining tears.

“I always said you would be rich if you didn't have Kyle preaching.” He raises an eyebrow.

“It wasn’t that easy,” When did he get this close? “I almost ended up in juvy a couple of times, I made the money, just to lose it paying the bail. I had to be careful so I wouldn’t get into too much trouble.”

“You, being careful?” I lift his chin, inspecting him. “Who are you and what did you do with Cartman?”

“I just did what I had to keep my stupid promise.”

“The fuck are you talking about?” I remember he was attractive, but now I can barely look away.

“I promised I would find you again!” A second and I see his expression shift. “Kenny, don’t.” He wipes a tear from my face. “Shit, you look so pale.” He takes out a couple of burgers from his backpack and hands me one. “Here.”

“Did you put those in your ass?” Cartman grins.

“No, they are ok,” He takes a bite of one, then gives it to me. “I was hoping to skip class with you anyway,” I lean on him and eat. This feels like a weird dream, one of those I can’t help but fear will turn into a nightmare. That happens a lot lately. 

“We could just skip the day, you know?”

We end up at his house.

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Find you ☆ Chapter 2

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👉 On AO3 chapter 5 is already out 👽

Fandom ☆ South Park

Ships ☆ KenMan ♡ KenEric (Eric Cartman x Kenny McCormick), Clybe (Bebe StevensxClyde Donovan) and Creek (Tweek TweakxCraig Tucker). There might be some glimpses of other ships.

Characters ☆ Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman, Tweek Tweak.

Rating ☆ M

Warnings ☆ Swearing, violence, fluffiness. They are aged up here. It starts when they are 14 but happens mostly when they are 18, at the last year of school. 

Chapter summary ☆ At school, Kenny isn't feeling so good and Tweek stays with him; at night, he gets an unexpected call.

☆ 1013 words ☆

With love: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Stan

I have the first class with Tweek, which is nice because we have become close with the years.

“Hey man, are you feeling better?” He asks as the teacher goes on about who knows what.

“Not really, I feel worse… but don't say a word to Kyle!” He shakes a little harder than usual.

“You know I won't!”

“Yeah, sorry. It's just that I hate it when he tells me what to do.”

“I know, hanging out with him can be way too much pressure.” I smile. Fine choice of words. “Don't you want to go to the infirmary?”

“I'll be fine! What's your next class?”

“Chemist.”

“Oh, I have English. See you at lunch, then.” I walk away, but he catches up to me.

“I’ll just skip that, man. You don’t look so good.” We end up going to Stark's Pond.

“Are you sure about this, isn’t it too much pressure?” I say, mocking his motto, he flips me off and I snort. It is still funny that he got that from Craig.

“This is better than school,” says Tweek, looking at the nature.

“Damn right,” I lay down. “I’ll try to sleep, maybe that’s all I need.” Tweek takes a sweater out of his backpack and puts it over me.

“Aww, that’s sweet man. Thank you for staying with me.” He smiles. “If Craig ever gets too stupid, dump him and choose me instead.” I wink at him and he looks nervous for a second, just before he remembers I like to tease him like that.

“If you can joke around, then I guess you are not feeling that bad, right?” I feel like shit, but this cheers me up a bit.

I sleep for a couple of hours, until it starts getting too cold, so we go home. If I’m lucky, no one will be around. Inside the house, Cartman calls. That’s weird, he usually just texts or sends endless voice messages.

“How is it going?”

“Everything is so shitty today I want to kick myself in the nuts.” I laugh. He has his unique way to curse and I have grown fond of it. “But whatever, whatever! Soon it will be different. You’ll see, Kenny.”

“Oh, yeah?” But lately it feels like everything is out of control. Maybe it always was. “How so?”

“Don’t be an asshole, Kenny, if you push me I’ll tell you and you’ll ruin the surprise!”

“Ok then, I’ll hang up,” I say calmly.

“Don’t. Just tell me what’s new.”

“Well,” I have to think about something that doesn’t have to do with my shitty life. "Oh, right! Stan dumped Wendy."

“You mean that Wendy dumped Stan? That's not new!” He answers with a scoff, a grin grows on my face.

“No, idiot! I said Stan dumped Wendy! He did it.”

“Are you kidding me?”

“No.”

“That's fucking awesome.”

“Yes, I was sick of them. Stan gets all dark and goth,” I say, finally laying in bed.

"Screw that hippie bitch!”

“You are just pissed at her because you never got her to like you.” I hear him groan.

“Whatever, Kenny. How's Stan?” I guess it is that kind of stuff that makes me think he has changed.

“He was crying and laughing at the same time. It creeped me out! But I think he will be better soon.”

“He will find another hippie, if he doesn't then he still has his jew.” I hum. “Are you still sick?”

“Just a little.”

"God damn it Kenny, I told you not to stay out so late!” I chuckle.

"You can’t tell me what to do, but I will be fine. Don’t worry."  

“If I was there, I would just make you stay home for a while.”

“I’d like to see you try,” I purr, teasing and there's something delightful in his reply, between a scoff and a laugh.

"Kenny." The way he says it sends a shiver of satisfaction through me. “You flirty son of a bitch. What about you, are you dating someone new?”

“Not really. Got bored with the last one.”

“Weren’t you trying that polyamours crap?”

“Yes, I just. I don’t know. Maybe dating is not for me.” 

“And what about sex?”

“I’m too tired to think about that.”

“What. Is it Kenny the one I’m talking to? Did you die and got replaced by an evil clone?”

“Shut up, Cartman. You are being a fucking asshole.” He snickers.

“No, you are an asshole, Kenny. Get some rest and we will talk tomorrow, ok?” 

“Oh, ok.” I’m too tired anyway, so I fall asleep wondering what surprise is he talking about.

I wake up facing the window, the sun is shining and I feel better. I think about Cartman, and when I look at my cell phone, I see that he is calling. I pick up, but I can barely talk.

“Kenny! What the fuck?”

“Huh?”

“Are you still sick?”

“What. No. Better,” I mutter.

“You are late for school! Fucking run.” He hangs up. I look at the clock and shit! I’m half an hour late! I usually wouldn’t care, but I want to graduate this year, so I run as fast as I can, but when I’m getting to the classroom, I slide on a wet tile. I know my head is about to burst with a stair edge. I have died so many times, why is it still scary?

As I fall, my life goes through my eyes until I remember this morning call. 

Wait. 

How did Eric know I was late for school?

Something stops me right before the impact.

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omg it came out better than I thought XD

I’m wondering if I should make coloured text boxes or leave them in black and white...what do you guys think?