#tw::nsfw-ish

[twistprodigious]

"Be careful, my dear, you're creasing my trousers with your pathetic grasp"

[weirdplutoprince]

backseat gaming

[honeycreammilkshake]

Honnnney im having a good time on the sukuita incest yuri brainrot express(wow thats a mouthfull lol) where sukuna is like 15 and her mother married to jin (who manages to end up dying anyways go fucking figure) and as soon as little Yuuji is born she gets oddly attached to baby yuuji.

I like to think fem!sukuna in this is a weeeeee bit more possesive over Yuuji, being more motherly torwards her, and very much does not like disobedience still. Shocker, i know lol.

Fuck it why not add Sukuna getting jealous at her mother for being the one to give birth to Yuuji, decides to take her out of the question and raise Yuuji as her own anyways. And Sukuna always gets what she wants. (Context this is all happenig as Yuuji has only been born for maybe 3 weeks ish like Sukuna out that lacation to work Yuuji LITERALLY needs it)

After that fiasco, Sukuna takes baby Yuuji, and runs off to raise her.

However, she finds out why Yuuji is acting up recently, after finding her diary wide open she knows why. (maybe she was almost late for school?)

And the entry that she first sees? Well that mornings diary talk! Apparently the little brat had been doing it to keep her mother's eyes on her because she's scared of her precious little mommy leaving her for someone else.

For a bit Sukuna is amused, oh little Yuuji just was greedy. That makes more sense. Its silly since she no need for anyone else when she can simply train Yuuji into being her ideal pet, but thats an after thought for another time.

However, It's time to get a new reward system set up for her precious baby. A quick lip of her lips and a small spark of excitement sens shivers down her spine. This is going to be so much fun~♡

OMG I ADORE FEM SUKUITA!!!! bless you for this <3 (i need to get on the sukuita incest yuri brainrot express with you, please.)

i love a good mommy kink especially with these two. i really love the idea of sukuna adopting a more motherly role over yuuji and being both protective and possessive of her. (also yessss please give me brat tamer sukuna having to put a very greedy, bratty teenaged yuuji back in her place <3)

also i'm really in love with the idea of sukuna being jealous enough of yuuji's own mother to steal away her kid just cause she couldn't handle not being yuuji's own biological mother. (does yuuji know about this? how does she feel about being taken away by sukuna? would she ever use that knowledge to blackmail sukuna into being more hands on with her, not knowing that sukuna is very taken with the idea of getting her hands on yuuji already?)

i feel like female yuuji is (even more!) yandere-like towards sukuna so her being jealous and greedy, wanting to keep sukuna all to herself, is only natural. (maybe she even makes sure to never bring her friends around for fear that sukuna will cook for them or treat them motherly like she does for yuuji...)

as for the new reward system sukuna needs to set up for her precious pet... maybe it's time to start giving yuuji a new creamy treat with an addictive taste that yuuji can't quite place. sukuna doesn't bake often, which only makes these treats even more special, but there's something in the flavor that yuuji can't get enough of. and it doesn't help that her precious little mommy is also getting more intimate and indulgent as of late, preparing yuuji bubble baths after a long day of school and brushing her hair before bed. it almost feels like the quiet before the storm, and yuuji can't help but feel excited over what could possibly come next.

(also, i can't stop thinking about sukuna making it a habit to read yuuji's new journal entries every day and laugh over them as she makes those sweet treats for her little pet <3)

hope you've been well, anon! tysm for the lovely ask! hopefully you don't mind what i added on to your amazing ideas >.<

[connor-sent-by-cyberlife]

Next and final chapter of "Stupid Sexy Priest" by @connorsjorts is out! It was such a pleasure to be part of this fic. I love it more than words could tell! Go read it here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50047492/chapters/129203848

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[connor-sent-by-cyberlife]

The Man Next Door - Part 3

Hank shouldn't be watching. What he sees is clearly not meant for his eyes. The young man in the window from the apartment next door is undressing himself casually, obviously not aware that he is attracting some old pervert's interest. Hank has encountered him a few times in the hallway before, but has never spent much attention on him. This here is different. He can't stop looking. There is something so fascinating about his neighbor's youth and slender shape slowly appearing the more clothes come off. It's goddamn alluring how the boxers are pulled down to show a perfect little peach ass. Hank is pretty sure time has slowed down. He can feel his heart pounding in his chest. When the man bends over to get rid of the piece of clothing, Hank's breathing speeds up. There is no sound left except the blood rushing in his ears. Something about being the secret beholder of this whole scenario is a huge turn-on. A kink Hank didn't know he had. Delicate hands reach for the blue t-shirt to take it off and Hank's eyes follows their movement, admiring the tempting curve of the back that comes in sight. His lips are dry and without even noticing he licks over them. He wants to watch. He wants to touch. He wants to feel how the soft skin would feel under his calloused fingers. Hank gets lost in fantasies. And suddenly the magic is over. The lights in the apartment he has been staring into like a fucking creep are being turned off. Hank is alone in the dark again, well, not quite... There is a huge boner in his sweatpants demanding his attention.

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[badxsshottiexllie]

@female-merc continued from here

Oh my...that last part about Claudia being really into girls kind of made her blush. It wasn't everyday that women were into her like that. She did emphasize on the really part, so maybe it was a possibility?

"I must admit but...I've mainly had experience with men. But that doesn't mean that I wouldn't be opposed to relationships with women and I'm not just strictly talking about platonic ones. Women can be so pretty and sexy sometimes, just as much as men in my opinion. Of course, looks aren't everything obviously."

"I mean...I could be talking to the most beautiful person on the face of the planet, but their personality is basically shit. So I feel like I'd have to like their personality more to develop some sort of romantic relationship, you know?"

"I'm a...no stranger to having friends with benefits and I'm not a virgin by any means. But I uh....don't have much experience when it comes to having sex with women." Ellie scratched a bit behind her head.

[ladykissingfish]

Deidara: *sits up in bed when his alarm goes off at midnight*

Deidara: It's heeeeeere, hm!

Sasori: *sighs* Oh, no.

Deidara: Oh YES. It's my birthday! Do you know what that means??

Sasori, grudgingly: I do whatever you want.

Deidara: That's right! *leans over and starts kissing Sasori* Can you guess what I want you to do first?

Sasori: A blind person could see what you want, you horny brat. But what about after?

Deidara: *taking off his clothes* I'll let you know in about 4 hours, hm.

Sasori:

Sasori: ...four hours? Really?

Deidara: Mm. *crawls into Sasori's lap* Don't sit here and act like you and your puppet body can't go that long, Danna.

Sasori: Well, yes, but --

Hidan, through the wall: Shit, I should have borrowed puppet-dick for *my* birthday! The old bastard couldn't even last 20 minutes!

Kakuzu, angrily: I told you I had a stomach ache from all that damned cake you made me eat! And you better not go to Sasori; I'm not spending all night picking splinters out of your ass!

Sasori:

[kyuhu]

Hot take: Liet should poison more people

I think he'll start off as the "I'm not gonna use poison ever I have morals I'll do a fair fight and that's it" type of guy which quickly changes because he doesn't want Feliks to whine ages about a stab scar on top of his "why did you kill me?!" screaming he already has to deal with. Also he has the best knowledge about herbs and plants, I think even nowadays Liet could go through a random forest and make a quick poison in his kitchen out of the ingredients he picked up on his walk.

So yeah, Liet probably poisoned as much people as he ended up in bed with, which is a lot haha.

[connor-sent-by-cyberlife]

The Man Next Door - Part 4

Jesus fucking Christ! He hasn't been this hard since... He doesn't even remember. Sure, there is the occascional morning wood and a half-hearted wanking in the shower every now and then, but it has been ages since real horniness has come for a visit. Hank makes a scornful noise, kind of disgusted by himself. Didn't really need much, eh? Just a glimpse at his young neighbor's ass and his dick was like count-me-the-fuck-in. Great. He should just go to bed and sleep. Drink more alcohol if that is what it needs to check out for at least a few hours. But the boner in his sweatpants has a different opinion. The desire to just wrap his hand around it is huge and resisting is almost impossible. But no fucking way is he giving in to that demanding urge. He might be pathetic, but he is not a complete pervert. He won't jerk off to a memory of the man next door undressing. Hank could probably be his dad age-wise.

In a gesture of despair, his left hand comes to rest on his forehead. Yeah, his life isn't fucked up enough already, he really needed tonight's "late night show" to run on repeat in his mind. He knows he won't forget what he saw. Not today, not tomorrow. He wishes he could just delete his memory the way he empties the recycle bin on his computer.

He feels his cock jerking in his pants. Goddammit! His right fist hits the table and the glass bottle moves dangerously close to the edge, but doesn't fall in the end. Alright! A cold shower before bed it is, he decides. Because he doesn't know how to help himself otherwise.

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[dick-meister]

Sticks his tongue out at Adam from where he’s getting hugs and cuddles from Bee.

“Hey! Ask her if you can see your cock in her tummy! She loves being asked that!”

He’s being mean. Jealousy does that to a person.

[necc-romancer]

Here I am to curse your eyes.

Half naked Morde that is about to dominate your toplane. :^)

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Uncensored ver. is on my AD twitter.