#tw:joke

[mrskelebones]

TW:Joke about drugs

Can't wait for the day I can get high, lie on my bed and only listen to tyler the creator and tv girl.

[danistotallyuncool]

unfauxgettable replied to your post:unfauxgettable replied to your post:seselapod...

IM FIVE FOOT TWO INCHES I TOTALLY GOT U BEAT ON THIS U MOTHER FRICKER

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[munequitx-blog]

they're having a ping pong tournament im not ready 4 these white people

[emokiddio]

MURRY YIFFMAS YOU FUCKING FURRIES

[turnheckgodhead]

OH MY GOD GROW THE FUCK UP. IT'S NOT A FUCKING PRANK.

this is weird i cant even properly flirt with you because i cant tell you how sexy or pretty you are

im sure you are but youre still just this grey face

i guess ill have to fall for your personality???? weird

[savealtonrichards]

evidence: ok so i was feeling really shitty right but then i wrote some casual johndave and watched some cophine fanvids and bam everything is okay

conclusion: gay things are good yes excellent

[ikimotos]

UR A TRU TUMBLR USER IF U REMEMBER SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED AN HOUR AGO XOXO

[tropicalshadowpunch]

ayameitos replied to your post: i saw a trollface shirt at the mall today and thought of u

meme

blocked

[professionaljester]

What she says: I'm fine

what she means: Say pal you don't look so good, you better find some food before nightfall

[seaglassmelody]

Requirements for dating me:

you have to be an attractive Link cosplayer.

[kido-swagomi]

Friendzoni-ing it up today for the last day at Colossal. Come find me and learn how to defeat the Friendzone!

[spiritagay]

Bees and ants subsist primarily under a matriarchy and I don't see why we can't just do that