#tw: supernatural cryptid urine

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(SEMI) CHARMED KIND OF LIFE: EPISODE 3, PART X. “GENESIS IN BLACK”

Transcript Below.

ERWIN: [Laughing as he pulls out his phone, with his free hand, he reaches out to tug his twin to sit down beside him.] You wouldn’t be, that’s what Emilia and Tomax are here for, they don’t know what’s going on either. 

TOMAX: We do now, I think the whole town could hear Liza yelling across the yard. [He chuckles, flopping down on the bench across from Eliza and Erwin.] You training to be a cop? Is that what we’re doing here?

ERWIN: [His nose lightly wrinkles in disgust, eyes narrowing a hint.] Yeah I’m really going to waste my superior investigative skills working for the very establishment that spends most if not all of its time trying to cover shit up – if I wanted to be a professional liar instead of a halfway decent amateur, I’d follow in Mom’s footsteps and go to law school like she wanted, they get paid better. 

EMILIA: I know I probably shouldn’t ask since that’s not even what we’re here for, but… what is Frogman? Is it like Mr. Toad where there’s cookies and antique bicycles and cute little tweed pants-and-jacket-sets involved? ERWIN: [He laughs at Emilia’s naivete, not cruelly, but in genuine amusement that the first thing she would think of is Mr. Toad.] Frogman’s a mysterious freaky boi in a homemade frog costume that shows up without warning and does inexplicably weird shit to anyone he comes across in the woods – one anonymous account I got in my inbox said that about a month ago, he woke up on a camping trip and Frogman was outside his tent, making eggs over an open campfire… but instead of handing the guy a plate, he just set it all on the ground, still in the skillet and whipped it out right in front of the dude, then peed all over it and the guy’s bare foot. You know those holographic, like, water and oil puddles you see at gas stations? That’s what the pee looked like.