#tuxido cat

[dapperseoul]

hi!

[fenmere]

We stare at each other for a good long time, the tension in the room so strong I feel like I can hear [dramatic music playing].

Because you can't win a staring contest with a cat, I eventually say, "I guess you haven't been meowing to get our attention this whole time, have you?"

Tuck slow blinks, which most people today will tell you is a cat's smile, meaning that they're happy and they trust you. I also suspect that it can also simply mean they're not afraid of you.

"You're awfully quiet now," I say.

Tuck does a big stremtch, and then gets up and slowly saunters in my direction.

I don't think this is a good idea anymore, so I get up and awkwardly step around my chair, putting it between me and this supposed feline.

"When I was younger," I say, watching her continue to advance slowly, rubbing herself against a coffee table leg on the way, "we had an outdoor cat. She had been a stray who had latched onto us and seemed to decide our home was her home. We fed her and got her vaccinated. She had kittens, and we gave them away and got her fixed. And she was a good cat, but then our mom saw her going into someone else's house. Several times. You're pack animals, after all. It makes sense. I shouldn't be surprised by this." I'm pretty sure I sound increasingly nervous. I'm trying not to, but Tuck is allegedly a cat. She can Sense Things.

I can hear her purr quite audibly from two meters away before she gives out a questioning, "merp?"

"Is this -" I stammer. "Is this why you've been staring at empty corners a lot lately?"

Tuck stops in her tracks, plops her butt down and tilts her head. It's a very un-cat-like expression. She takes a long, deep breath and sighs shortly.

I wait because I really don't know what else to do.

"The universe will scritch you too, if you smile at it enough, Fenmere," she says.

There’s suddenly a tear in the fabric of reality. A hand stretches through and gives your kitty a pat on the head, then retreats through the hole again. The tear closes. The cat realizes you saw everything.

[elgatodelalibreria]

Here I leave you some options of the tuxido cat suit so you can see which one you like best @ShyCrow

Aquí dejo algunas opciones.

[dragonsareoverrated2]

The Transformed Dancer | Under Our Spell

[A Video...? Would you like to watch?]

[The video starts with the stage under a dark shroud, the lights slowly turning one by one as the music starts slowly, a few seconds of lyric-less music as the lights are nearly all on. The announcer calling out the next act, clearly having recently finished the previous one "NOW GIVE IT UP FOR, A NEW COMER ON THE SCENE,"

"THE TRANSFORMED DANCER, BEBE THE SYLVEON AND MINOU THE-... MEW?!"

The crowd cheers and hollers, some whistles scattered amongst the noise as well as they slowly quiet down for the song to be audible again.

One light turns on, revealing a Sylveon, Bebe, with a blue bow on their tail and a blue Eeveelution tuxido, they raise a paw then sets it down to raise the other one, on beat to the music, "Ohh woah, oh woah!~" The lyrics start, the voice is clearly coming from the stage speakers, but it isn't the original singer, it sounds like a younger Marianne and two other voices...

The second light turns on, revealing a half shiny half standard Mew, Minou, said mew has a pink bow on their neck and a pink tail bow, swaying back and forth in the air to the music, "You didn't know that you fell~"

Then the third light turns on, showing Marianne. She's in a knee length flowy dress with bows and ribbons on the sides 'tail' ribbons on the back of the dress to simulate a tail, a choker with a bow on it on her neck, and two long Sylveon ears on a headband on her head... she's wearing her usual deep blue eye liner, along with some soft pink lipstick. "Ohh woah, oh woah~"

"Now that you're under our spell~" A mic near her mouth can be seen as she sings, but if you look at Bebe and Minou, they also have mics on them

Marianne starts to step forward on the stage, raising her right hand to the audience "Blindsided by the beat, clapping your hands, stomping your feet~" She does the actions as she sings, the audience can be heard doing the actions she's saying

"You didn't know that you fell~" Marianne does a small twirl, stopping with her arms open to the audience and a small smile on her face. "Hohh ohh ohh" It is now easy to tell that the two pokemon are singing the back up vocals, small pink hearts floating around Bebe, Disarming Voice.

"Now you've fallen under our spell~" "Ohh oh ohhh ohh~" The Mew's eyes begin to glow, pink and blue bubbles of psychic energy appearing all over the stage, Minou floats in between them, pushing them around to make a bubble stair case for Bebe to climb.

"We've got the music~" The Sylveon begins to jump onto the bubbles singing with Marianne somehow, bouncing on them to get higher and higher till she has her chest puffed out flying high above the stage and crowd, once Bebe stops moving, a soft blue and pink glow can bee seen around their neck... likely Minou translating the singing using telepathy... how its being caught by the video is a mystery. "makes you move it~"

"Got the song~" More hearts begin to fly around the Sylveon as the pokemon begins to strut in place while swaying, dramatically putting one paw in front of the other without actually moving, "that makes you lose it!~"

"We say 'jump!'" Bebe jumps off the highest bubble slowly floating down onto Marianne's shoulders, "You say 'how high?'~" The crowd can be heard saying the lyrics as well.

"Put your hands up to the sky~" Marianne raises her right hand into the air, Bebe standing on their hind legs to put both paws into the air, the audience following their lead, the Minou's eyes begin to glow brighter and brighter, engulfing both the two in psychic power.

Suddenly the Sylveon bursts out from the psychic energy, Marianne in a completely new outfit now themed around Minou. Blue and pink spatters on a short thigh length skirt with soft blue shorts underneath, pink and blue cat ears on her head with her hair in a long pony tail, a long Mew tail with a bow and bell on the end, and the bow choker sill on her neck, just now with a bell on it.

"Oh woah! Oh woah! You didn't know that you fell!~" Marianne and Bebe strut across the stage, Minou flying around Marianne swiftly, doing small flips and and gesturing towards Marianne, clearly a 'Look at her now!'

"Oh woah! Oh woah! Now that you're under our spell!~" Marianne's Sylveon does a spin, sending the hearts that were floating around her out into the crowd, the Mew following after them and bouncing on each of them, making them explode into pink smoke and sparkling light.

"Listen to the sound of my voice...~" Marianne cups the mic closer to her face, making the audio echo a bit more though the speakers, giving a faint haunting effect to the singing. "Hoohh whoaoh~" Somehow the same happens to their voices as well...

"Soon you'll find you don't have a choice~!" The audio continues to echo as she nears the end of the stage, bubbles beginning to form a stair case again. "Hoohh woahhoh!~"

"Captured in the web of my song!~" Marianne steps off the stage- "Hoohhh woahooh!~"

"Soon you'll all be singing alonng~!" The bubble holds and makes her rise above the crowd, people cheer again, as she rises up, Bebe quickly following her on the way up on smaller bubbles with Minou right on her tail, Bebe doing a back flip onto some bubbles that float backward.

The song builds up for a good few moments, Bebe clearly charging something up before raising their paws in the air and sending out a Disarming voice Hyper Voice combo, the hearts swirl and dance around Marianne in the sky with the bubbles.

"Oh woah! Oh woah! You didn't know that you fell!~" Marianne dances among the bubbles and hearts, twirling and spinning, jumping between bubbles, spinning on the tips of her shoes.

The bubble she's on pops, she falls, the audience gasps as she spins in the air but she is caught by a Psychic from Minou, doing a mid air back flip back onto the stage, her Sylveon jumping onto her shoulders from their vantage point again.

"Now that you're under our speeellllll!~" She giggles, much less menacingly then the original song, signaling the end of the performance with a bow, Minou and Bebe (still on her, moving to Mari's back) bowing as well.

The crowd cheers and screams, Bebe hopping off Marianne's back as she rises back up with a smile, waving with both hands.

End of Video]

[ecto-stone]

Man, it been a while since i last got tag in those.

Tag 9 people you want to know better

I was tagged by @kapuchino357

3 ships: Hey you don’t say currently or all time so. JakexRose, BismuthxPearl and Badger Cereal.

1st ever ship: I can really remember but it is  Kuro the police tuxido cat X Rocky the black red cat from a forgotten 3d chinese cartoon that i don’t know the name of

Last song: Applause (guitar cover) caused Nightcore Caramel Dance is just simply not Hard enough for god killing screnario in my head.

Last movie: Been like month since i last seen a movie, but How to train your dragon 3.

Currently reading: The glass Scientist and living with yourself

Currently watching: Nothing as I have been consumed by grief and comm for the whole month, but planning to try out some new magical girl anime during chrismas break

Currently consuming: cough medicine (body is strong again summer heat, but under madam winter glare, it is nothing but dust in the wind)

Currently craving: Hot SourShimpCupNoodle

I tag @kaezer caused your funny tag and vlad art give me steronin for days @imadumdumjewel just for funsie ^^ @thesoulspulse caused you seem like a really cool person >wO and anyone who want to try the tag game

Also Happy Holiday OwO

[heavensmortuary]

best housecat colorations? top nondomesticated cat you'd keep as a pet

OHOHO :]

All colorations are beautiful but I have a soft spot for calicos, especially grey ones. I do love tuxido cats as well

Hmm.. caracal

[atom-ray-main]

Found some stray cats around where I worked that are very clean. They're probably fancier than I am currently.

I don't know much about cats. Never lived with one or anything. So my question is...

Can cats give birth to different patterns kittens?

Like a Tuxido cat, gives birth to a triplets that are a Ginger, a Gray, and a Calico.

Come to think of it. If you add part of ginger and a part of gray, you can get a Calico. So, I guess it's possible.

Look at me, getting an answer on my own during writing out a question.

Anyway, the cats in the photo seem to be one family. They are always found together. Especially the ginger and gray. Saw them playing in the leaves pile. Sadly, I couldn't get to get a shot.

Ginger was playing in the leaves by jumping into it and rolling in it. Then Gray jumped on top of the Ginger, and Ginger would jump in surprise and do a flip. Gray always runaway real fast, so Ginger just gets back to jumping into the pile again, and the cycle begins.

Too bad I'm not going to see them anymore. Since I quit my recent job. But there are a bunch of stray cats and abandoned dogs in town. Maybe I'll get to see them instead.

Really hope people from the cities stop abandoning their animal family on the streets of nowhere when they're on a trip to the countryside. Somehow, the town I live in is a famous place for leaving someone behind.

[msdoobles]

hehe spooky day

[saltystingray]

A PRECIOUS FRIEND AND BOY

HERE COMES THE BIB

MY CAT

Please do not edit or repost

[feral-friends]

Meet Spooky!

He likes his solitude, but always has something to say.

He was a feral that was rescued after being attacked by a dog. He loves attention, but is very shy. He likes to sing the song of his people at 3 am, so if you're a light sleeper, you're out of luck! He is super chill even when faced with others who don't want to get along. He's the biggest, so he could easily throw down if he wanted, however he prefers to ignore arguments instead.

He's looking for his forever home with someone who is willing to give him his space and respect his boundaries. He does well with other cats and small dogs.

[pinkie-pie-the-kitty-cat]

Look at that pink belly

[morgangraves]

In the #best company ever for my #foot #convalescence. ♥️♥️♥️ My bichette Aïsla ♥️♥️♥️ #Poor thing i think she s badly sick... Gonna bring her to the vet in the coming days. #Pray for her my #friends cause I fear for her #health . . #catofinstagram #cat #kitten #sickcat #tuxidocat #tuxido #Sick #ill #operation #AïslaBichette #bichette #aïsla #paysbasque #basquecountry #France https://www.instagram.com/p/BvEFBmvFrnl/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hxswmb1whxgg

[mrmwsk]

You Must Have Rat If You Don't Get a Cat 😻 Because Only the Rats Don't Like Cats 😸 #QuoteByMWSK 🐾 #cat #hate #rat #pet #tuxido #blackandwhite #green #eyes #youtube #star #action #yawn #cats #catstagram #catoftheday #catlover #pet #MWSK #get #hat #spike #tooth #catsofinstagram #instacats #clickcat #colorles #hdr #edit #love (at TUXIDO) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0At0PPj_1D/?igshid=8otzkjv70rrd

[danifics18]

↪ NCT Dream as Cat Hybrids  ↩

Warnings : None Rated: Fluff

A/N: This is my first post, from my o.g. writing blog, I hope everyone enjoys it! 

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Available Under the Cut

Mark:

If he were a full cat, he would be a Tuxido cat- but he’s not a full cat, so the only fur that is visible are on his (slightly larger than most) ears and slim tail.

Both of his ears are black, and his tail is black with white dots scattered.

Looks up to his elder cat friends- especially Johnny but don’t let Ten hear that

Highly stressed bc he wants to act like a kitten still but he also wants to be an adult™️ :(

Once tried to shove his tail in Haechan’s mouth bc he was being … well Haechan was being Haechan … and got his tail bit

A pretty tamed dude

But he does get really excited

But he’s also super shy around strangers

He’s also the scariest one out of the younger ones, well when he’s mad anyways

Markhyuck 2k17 summer fight, anyone?

Once he’s calmed down, he does go right back to being really laid back tho

You can usually find him catching some Z’s in front of a window where he sunbathes

Tbh if you try to annoy him with asking stereotypical questions about Canada, he’ll hiss at you and then walk off sulking probably to go tell Johnny

Likes to hide the fact that he LOVES his ears being scratched

He does tons to help out both the younger ones, and the older ones, so he’s a stressed out kitty

Renjun :

He’s a fluffy gray boy

Gray little ears with a bit of tuft at the ends and the FLUFFIEST tail

Definitely a cutie

Tries extra hard to take care of the younger boys

Has to remind Chenle to retract his claws still

Gave up on trying to teach Jisung how to retract his claws so that’s Taeyong’s job now

Likes to cuddle with chinaline when he misses home

Used to ask you to cook authentic Chinese food but you would worry too much bc “Can hybrids even eat normal food?? Do you guys have special diets?? I don’t want you guys getting sick!!” So he goes to ask Kun to cook instead.

A blushing boy when you compliment him.

Please help this boy with his tail!! It’s so fluffy and it’s a lot for even him to handle!

The sweetest™️

One time you had a really bad backache and you rllly wanted a massage, so what does this boy do?

You know how cats do that kneading thing on blankets, or anything soft?

Well he was doing that to your back

You thought it was weird, bc he was using his claws, but it felt v nice(?)

After his baths he usually asks you to help comb out his tail while he combs his hair to get out any extra tangles

He is also the reason why no one lets their tails air dry- they have to be dried via blowdryer, since his tail will literally take most of the day to dry on its own

Jeno:

A much lighter gray than Renjun- almost a white color fur

Has black stripes on the bottom of his tail

Haechan calls him a gray honey bee bc of his tail

It took him a while to get used to you

Like for the longest time you thought he hated you, bc he would walk into a room, look at you, and then leave

Wouldn’t really talk to you either, just the basic “hello” and “thank you”

He didn’t hate you

He just didn’t know how to approach you

At first he kind of sized you up, bc you’re a stranger, but after that he was just a shy boi

The times that he walked into a room, stared at you, and then walked out? He was thinking of a way to talk to you- but again, he’s a shy one

He rlly liked how ultra kind you are, so he does tiny things around the house to make your day so much better and easier.

Even if it means tricking chenle and jisung into taking actual baths ( those poor boys don’t care for water yet )

He finally gave up on trying to approach you, so he did what most cats do.

He plopped his head on your lap, and nudged his head towards your hand, until you got the hint to scratch his ears.

After that he started to talk to you a lot more

And now he’s super talkative

He likes sunbathing with mark

Tried to teach you how to climb a tree once

But quickly decided that was a bad idea after you fell off a low branch.

He forgot you don’t have those cat instincts.

He will purposely do something rlly dumb so Haechan will stop roasting you, and roast him instead

This boy is a blessing

Haechan :

An orange boy

Just a lot of orange fur going on

Has definitely tried to dye his fur purple one time

But the color didn’t rlly last long

So he sticks to just dying the human hair in his head

Had you make tiny little shower caps for his ears- and all the boys demand little ear shower caps now

He only accepts warm food

Doesn’t rlly like bathes- but Yuta threatened that if he didn’t take a bath, that he would assist you in giving him a bath.

So Haechan quickly decided he didn’t mind bathes anymore

Haechan likes to give you trouble

Not bc he’s a rude cat

But he feels like it makes you guys closer

And you don’t seem to mind

He accidentally wakes people up at night bc sometimes he’ll just start singing at the top of his lungs

Which he’s a good singer ( we all know that )

But Haechan, it’s 3am, go to bed!

You like watching him dance

One time he was dancing, and his tail was swaying so much that Jisung attacked it.

Bit Mark’s tail

His partner in crime is Jaemin

They set up a lot of pranks around the house

One time they put a bucket of ice water on top of a door, and waited for someone to walk through that door.

It was Doyoung, going in there to collect dirty clothes.

Well, long story short, the boys did their own laundry for a good month and a half- and they also hid from Doyoung for about a week.

Likes to set up movie nights and living room sleepovers so he has the excuse to cuddle with everyone.

Definitely a handful, but he’s worth it.

Jaemin:

a calico

from what you know he is a sweet boy

kind of devious at times

pretty accident prone

partners in crime with Haechan

still can’t look Doyoung in the eyes

extremely talkative

highkey reminds you of a brother

he has no problem with using aeygo to get stuff ( esp food and video games )

tried teaching you how to play video games once, but gave up v quickly after you wouldn’t stop asking so many questions about “why does this character have blue hair? is it hereditary?” Jaemin doesn’t question why his games have certain features

highkey loves pancakes

v scared of storms

one night he scared you by crawling into bed with you, just after you got done watching a scary movie on your phone

he likes talking about the world’s wonders with you

if you can’t find him in his room or with one of the other dreamies, he’s probably in the forest on a scavenger hunt

if he weren’t a hybrid, you’d think he was a forest elf

Chenle:

a white boi with a white fluffy tail

highkey does not like water

gets mad at jeno for tricking him into a bath

a ball of energy

Night singer # 2

once had a singing battle with Haechan over who could sing the highest notes

the neighbors ended up calling the cops bc they thought someone, more like something, got hurt

it was awkward having to explain to the cops at 4 am, in your pj’s, that there was no one hurt, just two boys who don’t know what sleeping at a normal time was

thankfully you only got a warning, but you definitely made sure to give those two boys an earful, and extra chores for a month.

although they both have a room, him and Jisung both fight over who gets to sleep with you.

usually Jisung sleeps on the side of you and Chenle sleeps on top of you

you are the bed

But come morning, we all know that it’s one dog/cat pile on you

sometimes the other dreamies + hyungs will join in, until Taeyoung straightens them out, that is

he still needs to be reminded to retract his claws, or he’ll get stuck to everything!

over all needs a lot of guidance still

and he appreciates you a ton!!

Jisung:

has reddish brown fur

the youngest

still pretty clingy

but pretty wise

hates bathes

hasn’t fully learnt how to retract his claws yet

he might act like a little shit, but he loves and appreciates everyone so much

such an agile boy

spends a lot of time with Ten learning how to dance better, and learning neat little tricks

loves climbing trees with Jeno

spends a lot of time with Haechan and Jaemin playing video games

his bed is actually used for his stuffed animals that partially why he sleeps with you

he just also really likes the company

he really likes the snow, and the way it cronches when you walk on it

he feels super bad when he accidentally scratches someone

one time you had to help him put his shirt on correctly for school bc all the other boys had already left for school, or just to do what ever it is that hybrids do, and he couldn’t retract his claws, and got his claws stuck in his shirt

he got super embarrassed, but you were fine, you reassured him that it happens, and told him that Taeil will do that sometimes

and he was shook bc Taeil?? The oldest still gets his claws stuck in his clothes?

it made him feel 10000x better

but do know that he teased Taeil a tiny bit, but Taeil let him, bc he didn’t mind getting teased if it made Jisung feel better.

wow a truly loving family <3

[fnafandfriends]

Back at it again with late night headcanons. Oc edition or something.

•Julie knew Henry and William Back during the diner days, but she only got involved around the end of the first Freddy’s place and the toys location.

•Ethan has way to many snack bars in his diet to be good for him. But I mean at least he’s eating something?

•Eugene can do a pretty solid Funtime freddy impression. It even impressed the Funbear himself.

•Peter’s fight or flight kicks in whenever he hears Funtime freddy go “OH BIRTHDAY BOIIIII”

•Jack has a secret stash of beer somewhere in his office.

•Ethan has an actual job, he just never really tells anyone what it is. Whenever asked he keeps changing it up to various rediculous jobs he definitely doesn’t have.

•Each group of animatronics generally has their designated human. The OG’s have Mike,Toys have Lindsey, Springtrap has Ethan, nightmares have Julie, funtimes have Eugene/Peter, twisteds have marie, scraps have Michael, Ennard+minirinas have Breanna, Glamrocks have emma.

•the cryptids typically also follow this trend of having a designated human.

•Eugene met Michael in collage. They were roommates :3

•Eugene and Michael have a pet cat. His name is Spade and he’s a tuxido cat. He usually stays with Michael.

•Lindsey is a cloths designer and a seamstress. She’s into cosplay, she also helps design the holiday costumes for the animatronics.

[asmalldullfox]

Noodle wasn't in the mood for photos this morning