#tunglr wishes they could ban my hot sweet ass. i'll be cringe white trash forever babygirl<3< /div>
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totally forgot a day has passed. new years day just straight up doesnt exist in the vacuum of time. also you think that gated community is mad i drove past three times speeding and blasting my terrorism music
#for legal reasons terrorism music is joke#its just bad anarchist folk punk. may have a recipe for a bomb in the lyrics but whatever#first i needed oreos. then we needed sour cream and i was bribed with $6 so i could get more overpriced oreos#then i tried to drop off a cursed laptop at my buddy's place but when i showed up he was like im not home#i was not driving drunk and none of you should (100% serious about that don't) but i was so out of my mind and so bad at driving#9 hours with a cursed laptop and caffeine which i should not have#i was drinking mountain dew out of a mug that had raspberry tea in it#i took apart the whole laptop to find the drive that was probably mining bitcoin and it turned out to be a digital drive#i deleted everything and still somehow there was no space on this thing adn hidden files and i formatted the drive and STILL#this laptop was so beyond fucked up that it would not allow factory reset for real i reinstalled windows i tried everything#there was a kernel 0 problem like i could not even go into command prompts and do SHIT#i couldve done the work around to delete system 32 but the system itself was already missing shit !#there was some kinda dll error but its my friends fuckin problem now lmao#but yea after trip 3 i was like no more driving im getting drunk and i did#empty stomach + meds + caffeine + cider makes happy bug eyed charlie who talks to lizards#tunglr wishes they could ban my hot sweet ass. i'll be cringe white trash forever babygirl<3#im so fun to hang out with you guys#AND THEN! our explosives didnt even EXPLODE!!!!#if im squatting outside with the barrel watching a magnesium fire thats seizure inducing and a cat by my feet it better kaboom#almost left with the lighter fluid in my pocket<3#connor talks
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