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dirt-grub · 3 years ago

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totally forgot a day has passed. new years day just straight up doesnt exist in the vacuum of time. also you think that gated community is mad i drove past three times speeding and blasting my terrorism music

#for legal reasons terrorism music is joke #its just bad anarchist folk punk. may have a recipe for a bomb in the lyrics but whatever #first i needed oreos. then we needed sour cream and i was bribed with $6 so i could get more overpriced oreos #then i tried to drop off a cursed laptop at my buddy's place but when i showed up he was like im not home #i was not driving drunk and none of you should (100% serious about that don't) but i was so out of my mind and so bad at driving #9 hours with a cursed laptop and caffeine which i should not have #i was drinking mountain dew out of a mug that had raspberry tea in it #i took apart the whole laptop to find the drive that was probably mining bitcoin and it turned out to be a digital drive #i deleted everything and still somehow there was no space on this thing adn hidden files and i formatted the drive and STILL #this laptop was so beyond fucked up that it would not allow factory reset for real i reinstalled windows i tried everything #there was a kernel 0 problem like i could not even go into command prompts and do SHIT #i couldve done the work around to delete system 32 but the system itself was already missing shit !#there was some kinda dll error but its my friends fuckin problem now lmao #but yea after trip 3 i was like no more driving im getting drunk and i did #empty stomach + meds + caffeine + cider makes happy bug eyed charlie who talks to lizards #tunglr wishes they could ban my hot sweet ass. i'll be cringe white trash forever babygirl<3 #im so fun to hang out with you guys #AND THEN! our explosives didnt even EXPLODE!!!!#if im squatting outside with the barrel watching a magnesium fire thats seizure inducing and a cat by my feet it better kaboom #almost left with the lighter fluid in my pocket<3 #connor talks

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