#tumblr girly who escaped containment and is causing extreme amounts of distress on the bird website
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Tbh I'm considering changing the time period of that monster-hunter x shapeshifter thing to modern day instead of "vaguely late 17th century bc Cha bitch has been thinking about embroidered overcoats A Lot recently"
Purely bc Cadfael's Twitter would be fucking radioactive. not even in a problematic way but in a 'oh there's something Deeply wrong with you' way. Thirst traps in between nonsense posts about blood and alchemy and matters of the state and such.
#tumblr girly who escaped containment and is causing extreme amounts of distress on the bird website#except he never had a tumblr and is banned from insta#The most coherent drama is him denying theres anything happening betweem him and his body guard#deapite there being So Many Photos on his own account that arnt even like#subtle.#Cadfael's wearing Monty's shirt in a mirror selfie Monty is visibly sleeping in his bed in the background#Nine photos in a row where Cadfael is using Monty as a prop. and like.#people know Monty is a Professional#but theres no way a guy can look That blaise about having Cadfael most of the way naked in their lap#unless they are Very used to Cadfael doing that#also while writing this post ive decided Cadfael is hot in a generic pretty boy way#*blase#anyways monty would have a tumblr bc he likes his privacy and talking shit about his boss anonymously#and also he likes to post pictures of the stray dogs and cats that just sorta live on castle grounds#Cadfael knows the account exists but respects him enough to not snoop#But he does help Monty fabricate receipts for various Insane bits of drama involving him#Purely bc its funny and also bc him being seen as a somewhat credible but anonymous member of Cadfael's domestic staff#means he can discredit any Actual drama going on. Like saying people who keep saying Montgomery and Cadfael are secret lovers#are just engaging in a Weird and uncomfortable kind of rpf/shipping
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