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Indies (Lifetime) Playlist Tributes to Music Legends ! -PART 9

RAJESH KHANNA 'S TOP 380 (HINDI) SONGS ! (Contd from 191)

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Chandni raat mein – Dil e Nadaan

Kiski sadayen – Red Rose

Aisi haseen chandani pehle kabhi na thii – Dard

O my darling – Aakhri Khat

Ye gotedar lehenga - Dharam Kanta

Haay haay garmi hai – Maqsad

Yeh kya hua – Naya Kadam

Meethi meethi akhiyon se – Maha Chor

Ye raat hai pyasi pyasi – Chhoti Bahu

Ho tere atharoo – Shehzada

Aa gaye hum dildar – Chalta Purza

Gaalon par ye kaise nishaan – Masterji

Sunle Zameen Aasmaan – Hum Dono

Aap ne farz nibhaya hai – Chalta Purza

Rang bhare mausam se - Bandish

Tere bagair ye dil – Wafaa A Deadly Love Story

Ek baat hai hum se kahi nahi jaye – Zamana

Keh de zamane se – Nazrana

O meri pehle se tang thi choli – Souten

Phool jahan jahan – Naya Kadam

Teri aankhon ki chahat mein – Janta Hawaldar

Kaise dekhun - Bharosa

Mashriq se jo aaye – Aashiq Hoon Baharon Ka

Dushman na kare dost ne – Aakhir Kyon?

Samay tu dheere dheere chal – Karm

Samay tu jaldi jaldi chal – Karm

Shakti de maa – Ashanti

Koche qurbaan – Tinku

Koi na tere – Amar Deep

Jagmag jagmag si mehfil – Dard

Pyar ka wada fifty fifty – Fifty Fifty

Main tere pyaar mein pagal – Prem Bandhan

(Electricity song) – Chhaila Babu

Arre sasu tirath sasura tirath – Souten

Bulbul mere bata – Masterji

Dekho idhar dekho – Phir Wohi Raat

Tu lajawab bemisaal – Hum Dono

Devi o baby tu ban ja meri biwi - Maqsad

Zindagi mauj udane ka – Avtaar

Chal chal aage nikal – Chakravyuha

Aadhi roti saara kabaab – Janta Hawaldar

Badi dur se aaya banna – Dharm Aur Qanoon

Main bhola bhala hoon – Bhola Bhala

Mehboob se mehbooba mil gayi – Asha Jyoti

Shuru hui pyaar ki kahani – Adhikar

Shaadi karne se – Chakravyuha

Sadke sadke – Sawaa lakh se ek ladaun

Ye sheeshe ye rishte - Khudai

Kis mausam mein – Khudai

Duniya mein jeene ka mujhe shauk tha – Naukri

Awara baap hoon – Awara Baap

Bas meri jaan bas – Aanchal

Paise ka kajal – Aanchal

Ye hawayen sard sard hain – Nasihat

Hunny Hunny – Insaaf Main Karoonga

Shola ulfat ka –Aurat

Aankhen toh kholo swami – Masterji

Aise rang de piya – Babu

Teri aankhon me dhoond li maine – Awam

Agar leta hoon tera naam – Dil e Nadaan

Saaila aaya more mann – Naya Kadam

Dilwala aya hai – Fiffty Fiffty

Jhan jhananana jha – Nazrana

Kuch Humko Tumse – Alag Alag

Ram ho kya tum – Naya Kadam

Tum nahi manoge – Amar Deep

Mera geet adhura hai - Mamta ki chhaon mein

Lanka chale Ramji – Aanchal

Samay bada balwaan – Ghar Parivaar

Kurte ka kya hai – Ghar Parivar

Hari om jab har taraf – Karm

Ajao tum ajao nagraj – Maqsad

Ek khoobsurat ladki mujhe raat mil thi – Shaadi Se Pehle

Arre bhaage arre daudo – Bandish

Shukriya dil shukriya – Bewafai

Kisiko harana kisiko jitana - Bayen hath ka khel

Mera naam dil pe likh lijiyega huzoor - Bayen hath ka khel

Aisa rangeen sama haye – Aanchal

Jamuna ke jal mein – Awara Baap

Pyar tumne kiya na – Maqsad

Idhar aa aa bhi jaa – Dhanwaan

Aaj tu gair sahi – Bandish

Ladkhadane do mujhe – Palkon Ki Chhaon Mein

Sach hai yeh – Agar Tum Na Hote

Tukur tukur dekha karoon – Aaj Ka MLA Ram Avtar

Papa mere papa – Ghar ka Chiraag

Chhalkao jhoom ke – Phir Wohi Raat

Ek raja ka ek beta – Tyaag

Yeh mera jeevan – Babu

Yeh mera jeevan (sad) – Babu

Insaanon se jaanwar achhe hote hain – Jaanwar

Ram Rahim mein antar nahi – Alag Alag

Wade nahi karte – Prem Bandhan

Bhula sako toh bhula do – Wafaa A Deadly Love Story

Ek baras mein ek baar hi – Insaaf Main Karunga

Joshe jawani tauba – Hum Dono

Main toh hoon Shree Ram Avtar – Aaj ka MLA Ram Avtar

Sharafat Ali ko - Amrit

O mehfil ki shamma – Muqabla

Main kunwari albeli – Babu

Aashiq hoon tumhara – Dharm Aur Qanoon

Sod maaza haath – Fifty Fifty

Yaaron utho chalo – Avtaar

Zindagi kya hai ek lateefa hai – Amrit

Ye saari duniya hai aati jaati – Avtaar

Na tujhse na mujhse - Ashanti

Aa janeman aaj tujhe – Awaaz

Pyar ki vadiyan – Jaanwar

Akela gaya tha main – Rajput

Akela gaya tha main (sad) – Rajput

Dil mein aag lagaye - Alag Alag

Hazaar raahen mud ke dekhi – Thodisi Bewafai

Lahron ki tarah yaadein – Nishaan

Tere mere pyar ka – Begunaah

Tere mere pyar ka (sad) – Begunaah

Dheere dheere naach ri jogan – Bhola Bhala

Aankhon mein humne – Thodisi Bewafai

Kaagaz kalam davaat – Alag Alag

Ye qismat hai kya (sad) – Ghar Ka Chiraag

Ye qismat hai kya – Ghar Ka Chiraag

Isse pehle ki yad tu aaye – Nazrana

Kabhi bekasi ne maara – Alag Alag

Ae mere dost laut ke aaja – Swarg

Aisa kyun hota hai – Dharm Aur Qanoon

Zamane ne maare – Baharon ke Sapne

Dukh sukh ki har ek mala – Kudrat

Raghupati Raghav raja Ram – Awam

Jeevan saathi saath mein rehna – Amrit

Tirupati Balaji – Aaj Ka MLA Ram Avtaar

Jaane do mujhe yaaron – Fifty Fifty

Hindu hoon main na musalmaan hoon – Maha Chor

Zindagi ka hum itihaas likhenge – Naya Kadam

Tere mere pyar ka - Mohabbat ki kasam

Dil mein aag lagaye – Alag Alag

Tera ghar teri galiyan – Oonche log

Duniya chhute yar na chhute – Dharam Kanta

Duniya chhute yar na chhute (sad) – Dharam Kanta

Jab prem agan lagi jaye – Dil e Nadaan

Zindagi sau baras ki – Awaaz

" (sad version) - Awaaz

Humse kaa bhool hui – Janta Hawaldar

Aaj bichhde hain – Thodisi Bewafai

Dil kya chahe – Oonche Log

Tu mera kya laage – Oonche Log

Mera naam yaaron – Maha Chor

Hi porgi konachi – Zamana

Dil geet milan ke gaane laga – Jaanwar

Tera ishq hai meri zindagi – Dil e Nadaan

Woh nazar leke rahi – Suraag

Arre jana hai toh jao – Bandhan

Teri umar – Awara Baap

Tum bahut haseen sahi – Nasihat

Jab tanhai mein do dil – Masterji

Tum sajan ke ghar jaaogi – Swarg

Beliya ab toh ye bahaar – Nishaa

Balle balle bhai reshmi – Dhanwan

Mehbooba meri mehbooba – Jaanwar

Ladki nahi bijli hai - Dushman Dost

Sooraj se kirnon – Adhikar

Main dil tu dhadkan - Adhikar

Chhaila mera chhaila – Chhaila Babu

Humsaa naa payegi – Nishaan

Bolo pyar karogi – Awaaz

Aap ki nazron se – Insaaf Main Karoonga

Lachak lachak jaye jawani – Sitapur Ki Geeta

Bol sakhi bol sakhi – Woh Phir Aayegi

O jiyo jiyo yaaron – Sautela Bhai

Jab dushman ho gaya waqt – Papi Pet Ka Sawaal Hai

Aaj ki duniya mein – Papi Pet Ka Sawaal Hai

Mubarak ho Mubarak ho – Angaaray

Socha kahan tha aisa bhi hoga – Insaaf Main Karoonga

Tere bin jeena kya – Red Rose

Doli ho doli – Rajput

Iski topi uske sar – Shatru

Uparwaale tera jawaab nahi – Avtaar

Ye jhoth bolti hai - Bayen hath ka khel

Dum tana na dum tana – Insaaf Main Karoonga

Kya tan kya man – Woh Phir Aayegi

Kalma kalma – Jaana Let’s Fall in Love

Jhanak jhanak jhanjhar baje – Nasihat

Tum se mohabbat - Jai shiv shankar

Kisi roz mangi thi - Jai Shiv Shankar

Kisko kahen hum apna – Zamana

Halkisi kasak masak – Amar Deep

Papi pet ka sawaal hai – Papi Pet Ka Sawaal Hai

Main kaun tu jadugar - Dushman Dost

Saawan nahi bhadon nahi – Kudrat

Ek bosa humne maanga - Bayen hath ke khel

Sajaa hai sajaa hai – Riyaasat

Jago re jago – Aaj Ka MLA Ram Avtaar

Suraj Aur Dharti – Aavishkar .

BHUPEN HAZARIKA 'S TOP 25 (HINDI) SONGS ! :

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One of the greatest icons of North East & East India!

A truly greatest of Assamese & Indian film directors & film makers, from the Golden era. & winner of the Presidents medal for outstanding film direction several times over!

As also, an eminent & award-winning music composer for a wide range of North east language films & albums.

And ofcourse, known to heartland India, as one of the most mesmerising singers ever! One of Indian playback's most deeply blended & entrancing voices!

As you would expect, with this brief summary of achievements over many a decade..a posthumously awarded Bharat Ratna of India!

Here's a brief docu h/l the above. 👇 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCtEkYNrkUM

Only a few handful of his works have been translated or produced in non-Assamese languages, namely in Bengali & Hindi.

So now, for Indie's humble tribute to the massive legend of Indian art.

INDIES DELIGHTFULLY PRESENTS,

'BHUPEN HAZARIKA'S TOP 25 (HINDI) SONGS'!

Soak yourself in the ancient hilly spirit of India, for all times! And revel, resting under the blissful shade of a giant Indian supermoon!

Dill hum Hum (solo)

Dill hum hum (duet)

Ganga Behti Ho Kyun (fast)

Ganga Behti Ho Kyun (slow)

Ye Kiski Sada Hai

Duniya Parayee Log Yahaan Begaane

Gumsum Gumsum Nisha Aaye

Dola he Dola

Neela neela Aasmaan

Arunachal hamara

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Haan Aawara Hun

Maub Aur Mera Saaya

Main Toh Sang Jaun Banwaas

Us Din Ki Baat Hai

O Videhi Bondhu

Jorua

Gaja Gamini

Aalsi Sawan Badri Udaye

Zara Dheere Zara Dheeme

Jai yashoda nandan

Vaishnava Jana Toh Tene Kahiye

Samay O Dheere Chalo

Kitne Hi Sagar

Insaan insaan Ke Liye

Hu hu Pagal Pavan Chale

Ganga & Dil song, in Interview .

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Verbatim Transcriptions of Rajesh Khanna's last (audio & video) recorded messages for his fans, released after his death. - Rajesh Khanna’s Actual ‘Aakhri Khat’ !

Here are the video links:

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgFRAmhufMo

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oitcCU4W4Q0

And here’s the transcription:

.1.Mere pyare doston, bhaiyon aur behnon.

.2.Nostalgia mein rehne ki aadat nahi hai mujhe. Hamesha bhavishya ke baare mein hi sochna padta hai. Jo din guzar gaye, beet gaye, uske baare mein kya sochna hai! Par jab jaane pehchaane se chehre, anjaan si ik mehfil mein milte hain, toh purani yaadein vaabasta ho jati han, phir laut aati hain.

  .3.Kabhi kabhi mujhe aisa lagta hai jaise, sau saal pehle jab main dus saal ka tha, tab se hamari mulaqat hai *chuckles*.

  .4.Mera janma theatre se hua. Main aaj jo kuch bhi hoon, ye stage, ye theatre ki badaulat hoon.

  .5.Maine jab theatre shuru kiya, toh mujhe theater walon ne junior artist ka role diya tha. Ek inspector ka. Jiska sirf ek hi dialogue tha, ki “Khabardar numberdaar gar bhaagne ki koshish ki, police ne chaaron taraf se gher rakha hai tumhe”, ye dialogue tha. … Toh usme main jaise second act mein gaya, toh maine kaha, “Numberdar khabardaar, tumne bhaagne ki..”, aur uske baad ka dialogue bhool gaya. Toh V.K. Sharma jo the, hero the, unhone kaha, “Haan haan, inspector sahab ka ye kehna hai ki bhaagne ki koshish mat karna, police ne tumhe chaaron taraf se gher rakha hai”. Jo dialogue maine bolna tha, vo dialogue unhone poora kiya, kyunki main dialogue bhool gaya, aur uske baad vo mujhe bauhut daant padi aur main bauhut roya bhi, maine kaha ki “Rajesh Khanna tum kehte ho ki tum actor banna chahte ho, ek line toh tumse theek se boli jaati nahi, sharm ki baat hai, laanat hai tumpe”.Maine bauhut kosa apne aap ko, aur maine kaha ki main kabhi actor nahi ban sakta. Lekin phir bhi, Bhagwaan ki muskaan samajh lijiye, zid samajh lijiye, maine kaha kuch na kuch toh karunga karke bataunga”.

  .6.a Main jab filmon mein aaya, toh mera koi godfather nahi tha, mera film mein koi rishtedaar, ya koi sar pe haath rakhne wala nahi tha.

.b. Main aya through the United Producers Filmfare Talent Contest.  …

.c. Contest chhapa Filmfare mein, Times of India mein, humne kainchi leke usey kata, usey bhara,

.d. Aur vahan likha tha ‘please send 3 photographs’. Humne 3 photo bheji.

.e. Humko bulaya gaya. Times of India mein tha. United Producer sab bauhut bade bade producer the, chahe vo Chopra sahab the, Bimal Roy the, H.S.Rawail the, Shakti Samanta the, bauhut sare, sab the”.

.f. Toh unhone kaha ki “humne aapko ek dialogue bheja hai, vo yaad kiya aap ne?”. Toh main saamne kursi pe baitha tha, aur vo badi si table mein, line mein jitney bade bade producer the, toh mujhe aisa lag raha tha jaise court martial ho raha hai, jaise ki ye abhi bandook nikalenge aur mujhe maarenge, goli chala denge. Kyunki saamne akeli ek kursi thi, bas.

.g. Toh maine kaha ki ye dialogue toh maine padha hai, lekin ye dialogue jo hai, aapne ye nahi bataya ki bhai iska characterization kya hai.Ki hero jo hai apni maa ko samjhata hai ki “main ek naachnewali se pyar karta hoon, lekin tujhe, main usko tere ghar ki bahu banana chahta hoon”, this was the dialogue, I mean, iska main vo tha.  Maine kaha, na aapne character bataya, maa ka na, ya bataya hero ka, ki bhai ameer hai gareeb hai maa sakht hai kadak hai naram hai, kya hai, middle class hai, ye aadmi padha likha hai anpadh hai, ya kuch bhi nahi.

.h. Toh Chopra sahab ne jhat se mujhe kaha, “Tum theater se ho?” Maine kaha “ji”.

.i. Maine kaha dialogue toh aapne likh ke bhej diya, ki is tarah se maa ko convince karna hai bol, dialogue boliye, lekin aapne characterization nahi bataya, ye koi stage ka actor hi bol sakta hai.

7.a. Toh bole “achha theek hai bhai tum koi bhi apna ek dialogue sunao”.

b. Ab kaato toh khoon nahi, pasinaa chhoot raha tha, maine kaha kya dialogue boloon, ye unhone bol diya aur ye sab bade bade log, inki picture humne 10-10 baar dekhi hui, produce-direct ki hui,

  7.c. Mujhe Bhagwaan ke Aashirwad se, ek aise writer ka ek dialogue mujhe yaad aya, ‘Mujhko yaaron maaf karna’.Us play ka dialogue, kyunki vo play maine kiya hua tha. Toh vo dialogue mujhe yaad aya,aur maine kaha ki main is kursi se uth sakta hoon,toh bole “haan haan jo karna hai kariye aap,lekin aap karke bataiye kya karenge. Toh thoda nervous bhi hua, jis tarah se bola mujhe laga daant ke bola.

 8.a. Jo dialogue hai jiski vajah se main filmon mein aya, mujhe G.P.Sippy ne chance diya, 40 saal pehle

b. “Haan main kalakaar hoon.Haan main kalakaar hoon,kya karoge meri kahani sunke tum?

 c. Aaj se kai saal pehle honi ke behkane se ek aisa pyala pee chuka hoon jo mere liye zeher tha auron ke liye amrit.

d. Ek aisi baat jiska ikraar karte hue meri zubaan pe chhale pad jayenge,lekin,phir bhi main kehta hoon,jab main chhota tha ek khaufnaak vakiya pesh aya ki main bhayanak aag mein main phas gaya.

e. Jab zinda bacha toh malum hua ki main badsoorat ho gaya hoon.

f. Jaise suhani subah darawni raat mein palat gayi ho.

g. Main bahar jaane se ghabrane laga,ghar par baithkar geet banane laga,jitna bhayanak tha mera chehra utne hi madhur the mere geet.

h. Duniya ne mujhe dhutkara lekin mere geeton se pyaar karne lagi aur main chillata raha ki tumhen chandni raaton se hai mohabbat aur main aankhon se barsata hoon sitaare.

i. Mere geeton ne hazaaron ko loota, mere mulaaqat ki minnaten hoti rahi par main main kisi se na milta.

j. Ek din ek khat aya, “Maine tumhare geeton mein shanti payi hai agar mulaqat na ho toh na jaane kya kar baithungi. Mujhe laga ye khoobsurat haseena isey bulaoon aur apna ye badsoorat chehra dikhakar poori taaqat se intaqaam loon. Maine usey bulaya vo ayi, kitni khoobsurat aur haseen, shabnam se bhi mulayam aur main jaise masoom ke saamne mayoosi. Main chehra chhupake baaatein karta raha mere geet shubde mein the aur uske geet zubaan par maine shaadi ka prastaav pesh kiya aur vo khushi mein boli haan. Mujhe manzoor hai. Main khud seham gaya maine chillakar poochha “Kaun ho kahan se aai ho tum, usne dheere se aansoo bahate hue keh diya “main main toh ek andhee hoon”. Maine uski aankhon mein dekha uski aankhon mein ishq tha tab maine kaha “jo teri aankhon ka bismil nahi, vo kehne ko dil toh hai magar dil nahi”.

    9. a. (Alongside Visuals of *Fans holding a Kati Patang photoframe*) Filmon mein aa toh gaya, lekin aane ke baad, vo khubsoorat kamyaabi ki seedi, chadhne ka mauka, ye sehra toh aapke sar hai, ye aap hain jinhone mujhe actor se star banaya, star se superstar banaya.

b. Kin alfaazon mein aapka shukriyada karoon, mujhe samajh mein nahi aata.

c. Pyaar aap mujhe bhejte rahe, pyar vo mujhe milta raha, lekin us pyar ko main kabhi lauta nahi paya.

d. Lekin jo bhi kehna chahunga jin alfaazon mein bhi aapka shukriyada karna chahunga vo mere dil ki sachchai hogi meri imaandaari hogi mera zameer hoga. ..  Aaj mera dil halka hua aapse guftugoo karke baat karke aur aap ka maine shukriyada kiya. Mujhe khud ko achha lag raha hai ki chaliye iss bahane aap se mulaqat hui.

  e. “Kisey apna kahen koi iss kaabil nahi milta, yahan patthar toh bauhut milte hain lekin dil nahi milta”.

f. Toh doston, aapka ek hissedaar main bhi hoon.

g. Aur jaise ki maine pehle bhi kaha ki aapne apna keemti waqt nikaalkar, aapka ye pyaar tha jo aap yahan maujood hue, aur itni bhaari sankhya mein.

h.      Toh main yahi kahunga ki “Bauhut bauhut shukriya, thankyou, aur mera bauhut bauhut salaam”.

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Here’s the video link to his last video message to fans, recorded just a few days before his death:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFbEjlloBYs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDxbw3JgIvA

And here is it’s transcription:

Ye pehli baar ittefaq hua hai mere saath. Ki ad film ke liye. Kitni badi film hogi, ki mujhe un badi hastiyon ka saamna karna. Koi mamooli baat nahi hai. And first time in my life, mujhe samna karna pada. Aur mujhe lagta hai, badi kaamyaabi ke saath meri mehnat safalta ke saath dikhai degi. Mujhe ye mehsoos hota hai. God Is Great!

Jis tarah se hum saamna kar rahe hain, un fans ka, un unit ka jahan pehli baar ittefaq se meri jaan pehchaan hui, aur maine us challenge ko accept kiya. Aur ye mehsoos kiya, ki bhai main aaj usi hisse mein aya hoon, unke saath aya hoon, unke liye aya hoon. Unke pyar ke khatir. Aur vo samman jo main chahta tha, mujhe dono hathon se vo sweekar karna pada.

Hum bhi baithe hain raah-o-dar mein, tera milna khushi ki baat rahi. Tujhse milkar udaas rehta hoon, varna main bauhut kum udaas rehta hoon.

Toh baat ye nahi hai ki bhai main kisi bimari se utha. Kyunki agar dil jawaan hai, toh saamne har cheez jawaan hai.

Vo chahe tumhari hai ya nahi. Chheenna hai ya maangna hai. Uparwala hai. Chhappar phaadke deta hai.

(Reporter asks a qun- Ek aakhri sawaal. Aapko ye jab ad, aapne concept suna, aapko kaisa laga, aapne kaise react kiya? Concept kya tha??)

Humko laga ki bhai, this is another challenge. Is challenge ko aap sweeker kar payenge ya nahi kar payenge? Kyunki isme vo 25 saal, vo 30 saal, vo 50 saal jab se bhi maine career apna shuru kiya tha, ki vo ek vaada tha, log badle the, toh badalte hue dilon ko chheenna tha, vo dilon ko chhoona tha, vo pyaar jo aapka mila, vo sabhyata, vo prem, usko sweekar karke,  aap usi dhaanche mein dhalke, unke saamne, unka apna ban kar, vo challenge ko accept karna, aur us challenge ko accept karte hue, us pyar ko, vaapsi mein, ishq mein, pyar mein, lautana hai. Aur ye mila, aur main lauta saka ya nahi, yak al aapka theatre bolega, kal ka aapka cinema bolega, kal ka aapke fans bolenge, aur main yahi chahunga, ki kamyaabi ke saath agar maine is challenge ko accept kiya hai, toh iss challenge ka badla aapko chukana nahi hai, kyunki unhone apne aashirwaad se bheja hai.

 Reporter: Thankyou so much sir.

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Phir Milenge ...

Kabhi Kabhi maine sochti hoon ki hum phir milenge toh kya honga?

Muskuraonge ya gumsum ho jaaonge mujhe samne dekh,

Tumne agar pehle dekha toh nazrein churaonge mujhse, ya intezaar karonge meri nazron ka tum tak puanchne ka,

Hum gale milenge ya ohir dost ki tarah bas haath milayenge,

Kya dhoondenge hum ek dooosrein ki ugliyon par aaj ke pyaar ki nishaani, ya padhenge aakhon mein hamare beete samay ki kahani...

Coffee ki pahel iss baar kareonge ya phir har baar ki tarah mere hi poochne ka intezaar rahenga...

Kya poochnege hum ek doosre se inn salon ke baare mein... kya se kya ban gaye, ya waqt se shikayat karenge uske iss haseen sitam ki...

har baar ki tarah kya iss baar bhi kursi khichonge mere liye tum, kya aaonge mujhe meri car tak chodne, Ya mujhe muskra kar bye kahonge aur DDLJ ke Shahrukh ki tarah mere plat mein apna jawaab dhoondonge...

iss baar kya ye pakka alvida honga, guzrein waqt ye khata close honga ya phir kore kagaz pe kuch naya shuru honga....

Kabhi Kabhi maine sochti hoon ki hum phir milenge toh kya honga?

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immj2 30.10.20 lb

lol ishani is suchhhhhhhhh a messy bitch. not even pretending to look less than outright gleeful.

le, iska rona shuru. god sis, you knowwwwwww these bitches have it out for you, then why do you give them the satisfaction of seeing this reaction???

yeh aadmi hai ya bhagwaan? koi bhi jagaah koi bhi time marzi se prakat ho jaata hai.

THAT FUCKING STUPIDASS SCARF IS RUINING THE WHOLEEEEEE LOOOK. GOD WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO HIM?????????

TUMNE JITNE TELLYWOOD FANS KO KHOOOON KE AANSOON RULAAYE HAINNNNA SHIRALI, BHAGWAN TUMHE IN PAAPON KE LIYE KABHI NAHI MAAF KAREGA!!!!!!!!!!

also, just noticed the set and production design credits and finally have names to put on all the hate mail i wanna send.

naaaah jk, i think it's really nice that they got employment in this pandemic, even with their OBVIOUS lack of taste. so much so, that it seems to be a medical condition! 

anyway, he said he got this sargi for ishani on behalf of angre, but since she's got hers anyway, this one can be given to riddhima. noice. this fucker be worming his way into my heart with shit like this.

inka phir se popat bann gaya.

mummy biting out and giving the worst blessing of all, “sadaa suhaagan raho.” which is just an elaborate way of saying "hope you die before your husband does, because life without a man is worse than death itself!!!!!!"

“thank you mummyji. aapne ~~sachchi neeyat~~~ se sargi taiyyar kii thi toh dekhiye, mere haath khaali nahi hain!”

lmao nice. where was this riddhima allllll along?????? i've been waitinggggg for this snarky bitchhhhh who doesn't take shit!!!!!

le, aadarsh bahu mode is back on. sab ke liye koi paath ka intezaam kiya. chanchal chachi was right, she's suchhhhh a annoying suck-up to dadi, honestly.

husband is like here, no one's looking; sneak some almonds, come on. yes, i approve. this the kinda man* you want ladies. one who's willing to have a few hours taken off his lifespan so you don't get hangry.

(*T&C strictly apply: only in this feeding waala criteria wrt this dude. baaki sab toh disaster hi disaster hai iss mein.)

“kaisi baat kar rahe ho??? vrat sachchi nishtha se kii jati hai. koi nahi dekh raha par bhagwaan dekh rahe hain!”

lmao, the most appropriate response. 

wait you guys genuinely need a gif of this moment, coz it’s priceless:

i can't believe they don't let this dude move his face in this show when he is the MOST ENTERTAINING when he doessssss.

he's like dude i'll adjust with the 2 hours less in my life, but dharampatni is i won’t let you escape a minute of suffering existence in this flesh prison we’re all trapped in, so help me god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who the fuckkkkkkkkk is this????? and you know you didn't need a needle on the syringe for this whole thing, don't you???

vansh's "baaz ki nazar" toh i've long given up on, but riddhima's peripheral vision also seems to be completely shit if she didn't notice a wholeass person wrapped in all black skulking around directly in her eyeline, not 10 feet away.

lmaooooooo dadi is like tf you doing here, and the hasty retreat he beat. scaryass men soft for their sweet old grandmas is a trend i really do love in tellywood.

oh i like ishani's outfit.

blah blah blah KC gyaan idgaf.

riddhima has lit diya and instant cough attack from the smoke.

it's her. she's the one who did this. looks like she's okay with bhai dying a few days earlier than fated, as long as it means she knocks riddhima down a few pegs.

mummy rubbing it in saying dekho yeh akhand paath hai, beech mein rukna nahi chahiye, apshagun hota hai. godddddddddddddd.

I HONESTLY CANNOT WATCH HER COUGH AND CHOKE THROUGH THIS THE SHEER RIDICULOUSNESS OF THIS IS FUCKING KILLING MEEEEEEEEE

yeh lo ji, parmeshwar prakat ho gaye to save the day and read the paath himself.

all dudes in the world should be in whatever business this guy and angre are in. ki biwi mil gayi toh it manages itself while he devotes himself to her.

lmao the sheer earnestness with which he's narrating the KC paath. both wholesome and fucking hilarious. looks like those primary school kids at their first public speaking contest.

i am ishani. god, why won't this scene just endddddddd already, i'm dying of cringe.

whoooooooooooops. bhai is pointedly asking ki how riddhima's throat got messed up when she was fine like 3 min ago.

behen is giving earnesttttttt excuses and he's really "sure jan"-ing her.

dadi's all no matter what issues crop up in these two's lives, i'm sure they'll win over it with their lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrve. yeah, it looks that way rn, but i wouldn't be quite so optimistic yet, dadi.

literally no one is surprised by this revelation.

oh god, she has something more planned. man who are these ppl with so much energy in their lives WHILE PREGNANT, to do such scheming and plotting??????? just my period cramps have me taking 2 hours off work to curl up on my heat pad and cry about ouchieeeeeee.

great. ragini ko ab daure pad rahein hain.

and poor angre is saddled with getting her treatment. WHY DOES HE HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THESE TROUBLESOME WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE VANSH?!?!?! EK ADIYAL BEHEN ISKE SAR PE BAANDH DI HAI WOH KAAFI NAHI THA, KI AB INVALID EX KO BHI ISKE HI HAATH MEIN THAMAA DIYA. i know you got your hands full with that disaster wife of yours, but come on man.

oh god is he gonna blow up at her again for eavesdropping!?!!?!?!?

thank the lord above, she had airpods in. (also lmao, ofc she's literally the airpods meme.)

isn't HE supposed to give HER a gift today???

i liked his other watch better. but this watch is supposedly riddhima “ke dil ki dhadkano se judi hai” so........ i'm no expert in cutting edge watch technology, so sure. sounds like something that would be available for the wives of billionaire gangster’s wives to buy.

oh man she got herself a matching one. which ofc is “tumhare dil ki dhadkano se judi hai.” lord, she CHEESY CHEESYYYYYYYYYYYY. and i'm mildly lactose intolerant, so 🤢🤢🤢

this dude is not though. he falling for this hard and fast. which is....... unexpected. nice, but also suspicious.

“yeh ghadiyaan chahe rahein naa rahein riddhima, lekin tum mere dil mein hamesha rahogi.”

that's sweet. and i'd believe and squee over it if this was any other show. i would. but in this show, literally everyone other than dadi/siya is out to fuck each other over and i don't trust a single goddamn word out their hissy snake mouths.

aaaaaaaaaaaaand ofc he's vrat-ing for her too. BECAUSE THIS IS A FEMINIST SHOW WITH THIS VERY FEMINIST HERO OK?!!!!!!?!?!!!!?!? THIS ONE EPISODE ABSOLVES ALLLLLLLLLLLL THE OTHER 98 EPISODES FILLED WITH HOT FLAMING TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!

“apni umar badhaake kya karoonga main, agar tum saath nahi ho. main chahta hoon ki tum meri zindagi ki aakhri saans tak mere saath raho.”

again, very very sweet and all, esp. with these soft melty eyes; but it's this show. and we saw the upcoming promo. sooooooooo, kill bill sirens in my head, i'm afraid.

both mann hi mann mein deciding to tell each other the truth about their backstories after the vrat. which should work out splendidlyyyyyyy.

lo ji dream sequence shuru. voot blocked the music but colors put up the scene with bol na halke halke on instaTV so i watched it there.

yesssssssssss you messy trainwrecks. get it onnnnnnnnnn.

this is literally alllll i am watching this show for. the moment y'all bang in canon, i'm outttttttttttt. it's always the best time to quit a tellywood show. always. take this protip from wise, old TT. quit the show the episode the lead couples fuck. just trust me on this.

idk WHOSE dream sequence this is, but lmao it's got the vibes of a not-that-great wedding "promo" thing ppl have got going on these days. which one of y'all is binging these on youtube and thus has their subconscious filled with it/??? it's gotta be riddhima, but it would be absolutely fucking hilariousssssss if it was in fact, vansh.

yup. it was her dumb ass. i bet she had the exact video in mind for kabir and just cut-copy-pasted vansh's face in there from the last week onwards.

oh chachi's back from maayka for vrat kholing.

mans literally do be looking like the chand today. because they eased up on his yellow foundation, thank god.

poor ishani. god, this is why we need feminism. so our sisters don't get pushed into shit like this against their willllllllllllllllll.

dadi and siya shipping riansh to the point of making ppl uncomfortable. what next, you gonna be writing mature fanfic about them on IF????? BACK THE FUCK OFF, YOU WEIRDOS.

“humaare plans kamyaab hote toh vansh iss waqt riddhima ko zeher ki pyaali pilaa raha hota. hmph.”

lmaoooooooooooooooo mummy is an eternalllllllll mood.

this one is getting overly emotional about her first completed karwachauth vrat. eat a snickers, bitch.

dadi overpromising and saying shit like evennnnnnnnn god himself can't shake your love for each other, tumhari prem kahaani billlkulllll pooori hogi and what not. oh dadi, did YOU not see the promo?????

this one got the footage she needed and has duly handed it over to bhai. both of vansh's sisters have the trait for going straightttttt to him with their sordid discoveries, albeit for completely polar reasons.

lmaoooooo the way she peaced out.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's started growling about how all this KC naatak was fake and and vowing revenge and games for her dhokaaaaaaaaaa. i hate to say it but............ i told you so.

also abbe oh gobar ganesh. itna CCTV footage mila hai kahin se, toh baaki ka bhi toh dhoond, where you see how she got into the bloody dickey?!?!???! nahi, 2 out-of-context second hi dekh ke paagal saand ki taraah bekaabu ho jaana hai. shit for brains, literally everyone in this show has.

anyway, if i was vansh’s murti maker, i’d be expecting a call righhhhhht about now. riddhima yahaan rahe na rahe, uski murti zaroor rahegi, which vansh and his next paramour will demolish together as a bonding/foreplay exercise.​

[kunalkarankapoor]

When i was in school i made this edit and the painting i made in 10th std during poster making competition.

I was in school when i feel in love with Mohan Bhatnagar...then bcz of him the story....for like 3 yrs i had madness ruling over me....i wrote sooo many poems... but they are in my old mobile... I'll have to find that stuff.... i was mad for him not completely like you, but kind of this in my own way.... you remind me of me few yrs back....i too use to capture small small details that KKK used to master and had made lots of edits the way you make these gifs.... Thank you so much fir two things, 1- you're keeping the love for kkk alive and as a fan I love to go through your stories!!! 2- you're giving me lovely nostalgia of little me!!! Lots of love to you dear!!! Keep Muskurana

I very sweet message from Kunal Karan Kapoor’s fan to me.

Hey there! It's me again....yaar memories were just doesn't leaving my mind and i looked uo for my old mobile...thankfully i found it at my first guess' place!!! And here you are...

#nbt Alag hai uski har adaa, alag hai har uska dhang, Hai itna pyaara ki har insaan jata hai uske rang me rang, Acchai ka hai bhara varish usme phut phut k, Dusro k bhale k liye apnaye dukh duniya bhar k, Prem ho chahe desh prati ya maa prati, Ya ho chahe megha prati ya addu prati, Chavvanni va jaan ki kasam, tha uska bilkul saccha, Aur than le koi baat to rehne de na koi dhaga kaccha, Auro ki tarah usko bhi aazmaya zindagi ne kafi, Lekin auro ki tarah na hokar zindagi ko bhi di usne maafi, Sikhaya usne dene ko sahara girte hue ko, Sudharne ka mauka pyaarse diya usne harek ko, Nahi pata ki sach me koi aisa hoga ya nai, Par meri iccha v koshish hai banane ko vahi, Bahut sikhe hai path maine is spiderman se, Jise utarne hai jeevan me pure dilse, Na keval Beera par sikhna hai bahut kuch sab ko, Ant me dher sara pyaar pyaare Mohan Bhatnagar ko...

This one is on Mohan Bhatnagar in general

#nbt1 Bole patrkaar saab apni ada se 'bee yaaar', Hui khafa mirchi aur pucha 'kab bani main teri yaaar', Sacchi bolu to yeh jane na vo na Monu na main, Par mazedar iski dastaan yeh hai bilkul pakka tai, Bole patrkaar saab ada se us mirchi madam ko, 'Adha adhura kuch na karo, Chahe vo bharosa hi ho', Kab jag se zyada aitbaar hone laga us par, Malum hua hi nahi, Kab uska faisla antim ban gaya har dafa, Pata chala hi nahi, Bole patrkaar saab dilbar andaz se, Hue jo dono uske uprant juda humnawai se, 'Pyaar to main tumse karta hun Megha', Aur sun kar yeh baras gaye Megha ki aankho se katra, Bole patrkaar badi ho shiddat se, Umeed se the unke nain tarse, K 'jhuth na bolo khud se, Mano hai ulfat tumhe bhi humse', 'Kyu hai yeh galat femi jane tumhe' Kiye phir kuch fizul shikve usse, Bole patrkaar phir bade dard se, Jaan chuke the jo gile the yeh bade bedard se, 'Himmat chahiye sach manane ke liye, Nahi jurrat kyu tuhjme khud ko sach bolne ki, Nahi kyu tu raazi apna pyar kabul karne ko' Jawab me iske wahid muh pher liya Sanam ne, Bebas hue patrkaar aur chal diye gam leke sine me, Phir tuta mirchi madam ka sabra, Jaise phuta ho unki naino se katro ka abra, 'Han hai muhje bhi tumse muhabbat, Han chupati hun tumse yeh baat, Par kya jano tum chayiye kitni takat, Sach janakar bhi reh ne k liye khamosh, Hai tumhari khushiyo ki Dehshat, Tabhi tai kare lab rehne ko khamosh'

This one is on love story of Meghan.... I'm sure the scenes will play in your mind as you go through this poem...Now below is a lonnnnng poem divided in parts....narrator is a tear in Mohan's eye who was left inspite of many occasions Monu cried and has hence seen the whole journey of MB and it describes in some this manner

#nbt1 Part#1 Ek ashk main aur meri yeh kahani, Rehta tha jiski nain me uski yeh kahani, Rok rakha tha muhje behnese, Taki tanik bhi na bura lage unhe, Jinhe vo bulaya karta tha, Jinhe vo pukara karta tha, Maa aur Guru k naam se, Aur ji leta tha desh aur insaniyat k kaam se, Phir maine ek din jhanka apni khidki se, Dikhi ek pyaari pari chalki masumiyat jiske nain se, Mere jaise katre ko, Ankho me na sama kar, Sar sar beh rahe the uski palko se, Dekha nahi gaya jo mere malikse, Bane sahara ve us bacchi k har ek katre ka, Aur tab laga ki aaya samay mera harsh me rang k behne ka, Par tabhi mulakat hui, Dikhai pada tabhi vanhi, Ek satark chehra, Thana jo kiya vo usne, Nahi haar mani jag se kabhi jisne, Aur dhire dhire bhaane lagi jisko, Meri khidki yani malik ki aankhe, Jisme chupa betha tha main ek sacchai leke, Tab shayed jake shuru ek mahan prem kahani, Jo muhje to lagta tha ho gai thi shuru jane kab ki, Manaya gaya sab k dil ko, Manaya gaya duniya ko, Laga aayi ab khushiyo ki bahaar, Jab kiya sab ne ek duje ko pyaar ka izhaar, Par jane kab ve bahaar beet gai aur aaya patjhad, Jane kyu gam ka sama gaya kismat pe chadh, Aa gaya mera malik se juda hone ka vakt laga muhje, Vo bhi gam k mare jisse hue the khidki k kinare suje, Par beh gaye sare sathi aur bach gaya main, Main ek ashk aur meri yeh kahani, Rehta tha jiski nain me uski yeh kahani... 

  #nbt2 Part#2(1) Ek ashk main aur meri yeh kahani, Rehta tha jiski nain me uski yeh kahani, Han to beet gayi phulo ki bahaar, Sang aaye gam k saaye beshumar, Jiski nain me betha betha main udas pada, Lage muhje k ab agle hi pal main khidkise bahar gira, Par tab hua ek karishma, Aur main khidki k kinare ruka, Parilok ki sabse sundar, Svarglog ki sabse pyari, Ek 'angel' thi malik k haath me, Jisse dekh k dil bhar gaya beintaha sneh se, Sang uske jeena shuru kiya dubara, Acchai pe aitbaar hua dubara, Beete aise thodi khushiyan thode gam thodi umeedo me aath saal, Keval main hi dekhu aur jaanu asal kya tha unka haal, Phir hawa ka jhonka aaya, Laya vahi yaade apne sang, Atit aankho k samne khada, Umeedo ki bahar liye sang, Par kaashh zindagi ne thodi rehmat dikhayi hoti, To aise achhe insaan ne aisi nafrat na sahi hoti, Ek aur is nifray ka silsila chalu raha, Duji aur purani muhabbat ka silsila phirse shuru hua, Har chehre pe chahi umeed, Har lamhe pali ek umeed, Laga ab to sare dar khule khushiyon k, Nahi masla koi aur sivay us nafrat k, Tab hi sunayi de ek aur khabar, Us bacchi jo thi ab dusro k liye kafi badi, Saajne ja rahi apne haath mehndi, Mila use malik jaisa pyaar karnewala koi,aisa vo kehndi, Hota aisa to khushi to zarur hoti muhje, Par yah tajurbadhari katra keh raha hai tuhje, Malik ne kiya hai acchai aur sacchai se pyaar sada, Aur chavanni ko unse zyada chah sakta nahi koi kada,

#nbt2 Part#2(2) Par phir maalik hi ne to kaha hai, Har rishte ki ek alag garima hai, Bhai ka pyaar alag, Pita ka pyaar alag, Pati ka pyaar alag, Aur maa ka pyaar alag, Yeh sunke apni nafrat ko ek taraf rakh k, Vo mana to sahi nibhane pyaarbhare rasme bhai k, Aur aaya nazdik vo din, Laga jayega jo mere gire bin, Par bhula main tab ek baat, Juda jab ho ek beti babul se, Aur inka to tha aur bhi gehra saath, Tab kaise bache ek bhi ashk nain me, Aakhri aansu tab banke main tapka, Janha mila aisa hi anmol aakhri katra, Jo gira dulhan ki nain se, Jo nihare meri khidki pyaar se, Muhje laga rehta tha, Khushi k rang me rang k bahu, Gam k saye me chipke bahu, Bebasi ko dikhane bahu, Tanhai ko mitane bahu, Ya naino ko svachh karneko bahu, Aaye pal in sab k, Par bach gaya nain me, Aur aaj main beh gaya jane inme se kaunse dhang me, Thi yeh to meri kahani, Samajhana na use sirf pani, Iske baad hue mere aur malik k do raah alag, Asha yahi k unki zindagi se saare gam jaye sulag, Main ek ashk aur meri thi yeh kahani, Rehta tha jiski nain me uski yeh choti kahani...

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Update 7:

Khala Jamila k sath 1 bar chudai kar k mein apne ghar ki taraf barhney laga. Ghar se pheley chachi ka ghar tha. Mujhy chachi apne hi ghar k darwaze par kharri nazar aai.

Mein ne chachi nazi ko *** kiya to chachi ne jawab diya tab mein ne muskraney k baad pocha: Chachi… aaj khariyaat hai na… aese sham ko darwaze par kharre ho kar kis ka intezar kar rahi hain?

Chachi: kisi ka b nahi… bs tumhien daikh rahi thi usman

Mein: G nahi… aap chachu ki raah daikh rahi thi naam mera laga rahi hain… (mein ne muskratey howe kaha)

Chachi: tujhy to pata hi hai na… tere chacha Friday ki raat ko ghar atey hain to Sunday Sham ko wapis chaley jatey thy… aaj to na hi Friday hai aur na hi tere chachu ne aaj ana hai… jab ana hota hai to call kar letey hain

Mein khala jamila k sath chudai kar k apna mind girls/females change kar raha tha. Kal chachi ko jhuk kar kam karta daikh kar ghoorne laga tha. Yeh baat chachi ko maloom thi is liye chachi ne ahista ahista usi topic par baat shuru kar di thi

Mein muskratey howe bola: Acha acha… tabhi mein soch raha tha… k jab b Thursday ka din hota hai aap APNE ghar ki safai q karti hain… hmmmm…

Meri double meaning baat sun kar chachi k chehrey par pheley laali pheali phir foran sanjeeda hotey howe bolien: acha ye sab baatien choro aur ghar k andar aao, mujhy tumien kuch fruits aur chawal dene hain…

Mein ghar mein dakhil hotey howe bola: kiya zaroorat hai chachi in sab ki???

Chachi kitchen mein ghustey howey bolien: zaroorat ho ya na ho… aab chawal bana diye hain to ley jao tere chachu ne kal phone kar k bola tha k wo aaj aa jayein gaye lekin jab sari tiyari ho gai to phone kar k bolney lagey k unhien leave nahi mili… aab zahir c baat hai k yeh khana kharab ho jaye ga aur khaye ga b koi nahi… to tu ye khana ley ja ghar… aur Sonia ka b khiyaal rakhna…

Chachi ne jat pat itni baatien mujhy bol di mein bs un ki barri c gand ko daikhta raha aur jab b wo mur kar mujhy daikhti mein apna sar haan mein hila kar un ko ye zahir karta k mein un ki baat sun raha hoon

Chachi: oohooo… aab ye shaper (hand bag) nahi mil raha kahan rakh diya…

Chachi achanak chonktey howe bolien to mujhy b kuch hosh aya to mein foran chachi k qareeb chala gya aur pochne laga k shaper kahan rakha tha to chachi bolien: yehi in daraz mein rakha tha barra sa hai. Lekin aab mil nahi raha

Chachi mere agey kharri thi, kabhi wo 1 hath se 1 daraz kholtien to kabhi dosra, mein un k theak pechey khara tha tabhi chachi barbaratey howe mere samney aesey jhuki jaise wo jhuk kar shaper dhoond rahi hoon…

Mein waise b khala jamila ki chudai kar k aa raha tha aur mazeed ka dil tha lekin khala jamila har bar ki tarah 1 bar mein mukamal thandi ho jati thi jis par wo mazeed chudai karne na daiti thien… aur kuch dair se mein bar bar chachi ki motti c gand daikh daikh kar pagal howa jar aha tha… 

Jaise hi chachi mere samney jhukien un ki naram c gand mere paet ko touch hotey howey bil kul ahista ahista nechey ki taraf ragar khatey howe phislney lagi.

Chachi se apne naazuk rishte ko nazar mein rakh kar main ne barri ehtiyaat se kaam liya tha

Lekin chachi nazi khud mujh se shikar hona chahti thi is liye wo mere samney se nahi hathien… aur ahista ahista apni motti c gand ko mere paet se ragartey howe nechey le jane lagien. Mujh par b vasna bhari par rahi thi is liye mein ghair mehsoos tareeqe se adha qadam agey ho gya jis se chachi nazi ki poori gand mere lund par aa tiki jo kuch dair pheley mere paet se hoti hoi mere patley paet par pohanch chuki thi.

Chachi us waqat musalsal barbartaey howe nechly darazoon ko khol kar mukamal jhuki hoi thi. Aap sab ko maloom hi ho ga gaoon mein nikr, chaddi, underwear ka ziyada rawaj nahi hota hai. Chachi ki gaand shalwar k andar beghair penty k thi aur mein khud b beghair underwear k chachi nazi ki gand mein apna tana howa lund dale khara tha. 

Hum dono 1 dosre se baat b nahi kar rahey thy aur na hi hum dono mein se aab koi hil raha tha. Mein chachi nazi aur apne rishtey ko mad-e-nazar rakh kar khud ko agey barhney se rok raha tha lekin aab mujh se b control karna mushkil ho raha tha.

Mera left hand khud ba khud uthtey howe seedha chachi ki kamar par ja tika. Jaise hi chachi ki kamar par mera hath touch howa, hum dono k jisam mein halka sa 

current laga jis ko hum dono ne mehsoos b kiya

Tab chachi bolien: kiya howa usman???

Mein hairan b tha k chachi ko aaj howa kiya hai, chachi ne poore gaoon mein jis tarah se khud ko chachore mardoon se bacha kar rakha, aur khud ko roob daab mein rakh kar sab gaoon ki auraatoon mein uncha muqaam bana rakha tha wo aaj mere samney jhuki howi sirf 1 SHAPPAR ko dhoond rahi hain…

Aur apni motti c gand ko mere taney howe lund par dabaye howe thien… mere hath rakhney par b wo mere samney se hathi b nahi bal k poch rahien hain k kiya howa???

Tabhi chachi daraz mein 1 shapar nikal kar seedhi kharri ho gaien aur meri taraf chehra kiye beghair hi us shaper mein fruits dalney lagien.

Chachi: kiya howa tha usman??? Kuch laga tha kamar par???

Mein chachi ki baat sun kar haklatey howe bola: haaaaaannnnnn…. Wo…. Chachi…. Wo chaht se… safaidi (rang) aap kiiiii… kamarrrrr…. Parrrrr…. Giriiiiiii… thiiiiiii… to usi … kooooo… hatha raha thaaaa…

Chachi shelf par rakhey tray ko utha kar 1 tiffin mein chawal undhaltey howe bolien: oohoo… itni c baat k liye tum ne itni dair laga di… achey se saaf kar diya na???

Mein aab chachi ki double meaning baat ko samjh raha tha q k khala ko chodne k baad mujh par shahoot tari thi mujhy aab jo larki ya auraat double meaning baatien karti to mujhy un baatoon ki samjh aa jani thi aur wohi howa… 

Mein chachi ki double meaning baatien samjh raha tha… agar yehi double meaning baatien chachi kuch din pheley karti to mujhy zara b samjh nahi ani thi.

Mein chachi ki baat samjhtey howey chachi aur apne darmiyaan chand inches k fasley ko mazeed kam kartey howey chachi ki gand k bil kul pechey jurr kar khara ho gaya

Mein: nahi… chachi… abhi kahan se saaf kiya tha… aap ko ziyada jaldi thi

Chachi ki double meaning baatien aur shahoot k tari hone par mere lund jo kuch seconds pheley be-jaan ho raha tha, dobara khara ho gya. Mein ne jo humara fasla kam kiya tha usey chachi k dewane ne khatam kartey howe humare darmiyaan 1 pull (bridge) ka kam kar diya tha.

Mera tana howa lund chachi nazi ki gand ki upri hise se jaise hi touch howa to chachi nazia k hath mein pakra tray 1 lamhey ko dag-maga gya. Lekin agley lamhey chachi foran sambhal gai. 

Chachi tray k chawal bil kul ahista ahista tiffin mein dal rahi thi jitni dair wo laga rahi thi utni dair mein 1 aam admi khana kha laita hai. Mere dimagh mein 1 shaitani khiyaal ubraa… mein achanak chachi nazi aur apne darmiya ka fasla, lund ko pakar kar chachi ki gand ki laker mein phansa kar foran chachi k kande par apna chehra tika kar khatam kar diya.

Meri ye sari shaitaani karsitaani 1 second se b kam waqat mein takmeel ko pohanchi jis par chachi ka tray un k hath se phisal kar shelf par hi gir gya.

Mein kamini muskrahat se chachi k kan k pas dheme andaz mein bola: kiya howa chachi g… 

Chachi ne koi jawab na diya bal k ankhien band kar k apni gand se hota howa apni phudi par pohanchtey howe lund ki garmi (tapish) ko mehsoos karne lagi thien.

1 hi pal mein chachi ka jisam 104 k temperature se barhne laga tha. Mujhy saaf saaf mehsoos hone laga tha k chachi aab nahi to kuch seconds k baad mujh se chudney wali hain. Mein kuch dair pheley khud par hairaan tha k mujh mein chachi ko choone ki itni himat kaise aa gai.

Aur aab… mein kaise khala jamila ki tarah chachi nazi ko un k hi kitchen mein khare khare hi apne lund ki garmi se Garam kar diya tha.

Chachi chand seconds k baad larzatey howe mujh se bolien: kuchhhhhhhh nahiiiiiiiii howaaaaaaaa usman… basssssss pataaaaaaaaa nahiiiiiii meraaaaaaaaaaaa dehannnnnnnnnnn kahien aur chalaaaaaaaa gyaaaaaaaa thaaaaaaa… tummmmmmmmmmm… bataoooooooo… safaidiiiiiii … utriiiiiiii????

Mein chonkney ki acting kartey howe bola: oooooohhhhhhh… mein to bhool hi gya tha… abhi utarta hoon chachi jaannnnnn (mein ne jaan bhooj kar 2 ghatiya kam kiye, number 1… mein ne chachi k sawal ka jawab barhey bhoojal andaz mein un ki kan k qareeb apne hont ley ja kar jawab diya… jis se mere muuh se niklney wali garam saansien chachi nazi k kaan aur chehre ko sarshaar kar gai…

Number 2… mein ne apna seedha hath shelf par rakh kar khud ko mazeed agey ki taraf dabaya jis se chachi ka jisam halka halka kanpney laga tha.

Mein ne foran apna ulta hath jo kuch dair pheley chachi ki kamar par achanak chala gya to us ko phir se chachi se kamar par narmi se rakh diya.

Chachi mere choone se bar bar kanp rahi thein mein ne usi ka faiyda uthatey howe apna hath un ki kamar par halka halka phairne laga jis par chachi k jisam mein halkey halkey jhatkey lagne lagey thy… jis ko mein wazeha tor par mehsoos kar raha tha.

Ahista ahista chachi ne apni gand ko pechey ki taraf dabana shuru kar diya tha jis ki waja se mein thora sa pechey ko ho gya lekin chachi apni gand ko poore tareeqe se mere lund se alag nahi ki thi…

Mein pata nahi kis duniya ki saeer ko nikal chukka tha mujhy us waqat hosh aya jab chachi dabi dabi siskariyaan leti howi mere lund par apni chut ka pani chorna shuru kar diya tha.

Ajeeb hi haal tha chachi ka, mein chachi ki ye halat daikh kar khud ko rok na paya aur foran chachi aur mere darmiyaan ka fasla khatam kartey howey chachi ko pakar ko apney sath pechey se laga liya mera lund 1 bar phir chachi ki chut k theak upper tha aur usi waqat mere lund se b pani niklne laga.

Jab mujhy hosh aya to mein ne foran chachi k paet ko chora aur un k kitchen se nikl kar Hall mein lagey sofe par sar pakar kar ja baitha.

Mein kuch dair pheley taza taza incident ka soch soch kar preshan hone laga tha. Mere dil mein buri sochoon ne ghar kar liya tha.

Mein bar bar apna sar utha kar kitchen ki taraf daikhta aur jab kitchen mein se kisi b qisam ki koi b awaz na sun kar mein dobara apna sar nechey kar leta.

Mujhy saaf saaf lag raha tha k aab chachi bahir ayein gi aur mujhy meri okaat dikha dain gi aur poore gaoon ko bula kar meri izzat ka kabarra kar dain gi.

Mein khud ko kosney laga tha k ye mein ne kiya kar diya hai. Maa baap k chale jane k baad chachi aur chacha hi to thy jo hum dono behan bahi ka khiyaal rakhtey thy humare liye preshan howa kartey thy… Sonia k bemar ho jane par foran Sonia ki daikh bhal karne k liye chaley ate thy…

Aur mein ne kiya kar diya… piyar karne wali, daikh bhal karne wali, maa jaisi, izzat dar auraat ko apni hawas ki waja se us ki izzat paamaal kar di hai…

Aab wo sharmindagi ki waja se kitchen se b bahir nahi aa rahi thein. Mein ne dil mein paka wada kiya k aab uth kar kitchen mein ja kar chachi se maafi maangoon ga. Aur wo jo b saza dain gi mein wo qabool kar loon ga.

Jaise hi mein ne apna sar utha kar kitchen ki taraf daikha to chachi mujh se chand qadam door kitchen k darwaze par kharri thien…

Mein jaise hi sofe se utha chachi ne shaper pas pare maez par rakha aur agey barhne lagien. Chachi ka agey barhta daikh kar mein ne apna sar nechey jhuka liya. Mein sochne laga k aab chachi agey barh kar mujhy thaprroon se nawazey gi. Gaali galooch kare gi. Mare gi… peetey gi… dhakey de kar ghar se nikal dey gi.

Mahale waloon ko bulaye gi… apni izzat par hath dalney ka mujh par ilzaam lagaye gi aur chachi k pas us waqat sabot b tha… mere lund se niklney wala wo paani… jo chachi ki chut aur shalwar ko geela kar gya tha.

Mein khud ko apni nazaroon mein ghatiyaa tasawoor kar raha tha tabhi…

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YUDKBH Epi 249 #16 Aug 2018 - “Telepathy”

Oh meri pyaari Naina? Main tera kya karoon? How could you just !!! ARGH !

Itna sub kuch hone ke baad, she is still hoping that he would accept her FRAANDSHIP PROPOSAL. I know, he would eventually because he loves her but still..

My boy is still UDAAS. And there comes Su-naina. 

Skipping through the MANAOFY song coz *NOT INTERESTED*

Oops she fell. Sameer, at least go and help her ! 

He didn’t go. He went last and asked her if she is fine casually.

Sameer, I want to hit you squarely on your face. You have messed it up totally.

Munna Pandit start singing the song at the wrong time only to be shushed by Swati was THUMBS UP!

Su-naina ko shayad andaaza ho gaya hai. 

Poonam’s “Dhaai Kilo Ka Haath” LOL

One question : Why does Poonam wear clothes like that of Prabha’s age group and Prabha is all modern like Poonam’s age group? LOL

Sameer is thinking hard. Poor boy ...

I just love my MunDit. Bhagwaan aise dost sabko de.

Munna : Yeh soch raha hai ki yeh Amreeka (America) ka rashtrapati kab banega. 

Pandit : Arre, yeh PATI ban jaaye, wahi bohut hai. (*FORECASTING *)

Sameer is calling her and there she knows it. I am impressed by strong TELEPATHY here. 

Munna : Bhai, ab toh mahine ho gaye Naina se phone par baat kiye hue. 

Pandit : Arre ab tak toh tera DO GHANTI wala signal bhi bhool gayi hogi.

Haan, usse Sharad ka signal yaad hoga. (Uh-uh, you’re rubbing it wrong Munna)

Preeti, Sameer phone kar raha hai, please utha lena.

Madam, aap shayad bhool rahi hain ki aap aur Sameer, alag ho chuke hain. Woh phone kyun karega ab.

I love this girl Preeti Agarwal ! 

Bhai 3 baar ghanti maar le, kya pata Sharad 3 baar ghanti maarta ho.

*Snort* Just run away Munna-Pandit before Sameer smacks you. 

Le Naina picks the phone and PIN DROP SILENCE ON BOTH SIDES.

Arre Baba! Janta ko telepathy samajh nahi aati re baba ! Kuch toh bolo ! 

Tu nahi samjhegi (Phir se, By God)

Same Preeti, Same.

So Sameer finally agrees with Naina. Chalo, theek hai.

Maine Naina se apne jaan se zyaada pyaar kiya hai. Mere mann mein uske liye kadwahat kabhi aa hi nahi sakti. Aaj se tum badla hua Sameer dekhoge.

GOR SE DEKHIYE ISS AADMI KO. SAMEER MAHESHWARI NAAM HAI ISKA. How can one be such a pure soul?

Uh-oh, Su-naina. Sameer you don’t know ki tumne kitna raita phelaya hai. (SPOILER : VINDICTIVE SUNAINA)

Le, this Taiji is born for eating

And phir se shuru. FWD. 

Bhabhiji main baat badha nahi raha, main baat khatam kar raha hoon.

My chachaji, YAAS ! (SPOILER : I can see Sharad getting his due in near future from Sameer Maheshwari)

M&P are scared and hence are safeguarding their cheeks. (PK movie anyone?)

HOWW??? How Sunaina has easily forgiven him. 

I am also shell shocked as SaMunDit. She is completing every dialogue of Sameer. Sameer ne khud musibat ko nyota diya hai. Ab toh Karthik& Co. will plan something. 

Yaar, Sunaina bohut suljhi hui ladki hai, bohut samajhdaar. (WRONG Sameer, wrong!)

Sameer’s VO - Sunaina ke chehre pe kuch aur tha aur dil mein kuch aur. Ye baat mujhe kaafi baad mein jaake pata chali.

PRECAP -

Seems that Sameer poori planning ke saath aaya hai Naina ko bhaagane ke liye. See the panic on her face LOL

[mukhtaleef]

Ishqbaaz- My thoughts: 13/07/2017

Tej why am not surprised?! You fucktard!!

Why is svetlana sitting like she is about to break into a mujra!!

Awww…billu is tongue tied!! Tum meri mangetar! Yes billu she is your mangetar!!

Still don’t like rudra bhavya meeting!!

How is Tej a ‘good’ business man? He can’t understand svetlana!! And where the hell is real svetlana! Please don’t tell me it’s another one of those abandoned plots!!

Hahaha…I missed shivika banter!!

I am omkara, omkara is me!!

Hahaha…damage karne ke liye setup padh raha hai billu!

Ye pinky baat karegi tameez ki!

Yes Shakti calling out on pinky!! Don’t manhandle her!

Ye pinky bevkoof ko akal aate to na lekin!

Phir shuru ho gaye!!

Rudy my boy!!!

Return of hath chhod!! Billu is not capable of doing so though.

Awww flashback to diwali!! That is one of my favourite scenes!!

Forwarding pinky ragini nonsense!!

Lmao!! These three are so phoney 😂😂

Everyone is so extra 😂😂

Oh god!! Udta dupatta!! Nahi mera fav song hai Ye!! Not on these dumbos!!

Why couldn’t they give a story to rumya 😒 #foreverbitter

Damn this looks like arnav handling fairy lights around khushi!

Is everyone else just watching them!!

Lol! Of course pinky is the one to catch tej screwing around!

Hahaha Ye log taliya baja rahe hai!! Show khatam ho gaya!

Fir shuru ho gaye!!

Hahaha!! Shivaay not giving bhav to Ragini at all!!

Jhanvi is such an intelligent woman why can’t she see tej for what he is!! Pyar logo ko andha kar deta hai!!

Hahahaha annika!!! Manjan!!!

Hero heroine ki tarah look look!

Lmao pillar ke peeche!! RK pose!! I love my boys!

Khanna lmao!!

These two look pretty man!!

Precap:

They are finally talking!!

The tent scene!! Go inside the tent you oaf omkara.

[abstractthought]

Yu to m baar baar hara tha Iss pariksha me... Lekin mughe kabhi bhi pariksha me aaye padinaam ka dukh kam hi hota tha.. Aessa h jab pyaar ek darfa hota h na to koshish me hi ashique jindagi ka ras pee leta h..

Or mera pyaar to humhare liye ab kuch haasil karne ke liye nii lad rha tha.. Usse to tum mil hi gaye thi ek dost ke roop me.

Kai baar man me aaya tha prr wo lavz jo hamesha me Kai baar man me dohrata rhta tha uske samne nikal hi nii pate the.

Ab chahe aap isse mera dar khe lo yaa pyaar prr mughe uski aesse hi aadat ho gaye thi..

Ab shaayad me use ek pal ko jeene ke liye usse dusre ke Saath dekhna ka gum bhi jee le rha tha.

Prr ye kahani m apne ander ke gum ko bhulane yaa uski Yaad me nii likh rha hu, ye to me ye batane ke liye likh rha hu ki usse bhi pyaar tha jo shaayad me nii dekh paya.

Ab shuru se shuru karunga to aap bhi bore hi honge or kuch baato ko me man me hi rakhna chahta hu kyuki un choti choti baato ka maza jo mughe aaya h jaruri thodi aapko bhi aaye.. Wo kissa jo uske pyaar ka tha vha se shuru karte h... Wo kahani jo jee m hi rha tha prr isme me akela nii tha iska pata mughe der hi sahi prr chal chukka tha.

To Baat tab shuru hue jab school or college winter vacations ke liye band ho rhe the or Iss Desh ke sabhi bandhua majdoor jese pyaare bacho ko itni sakth or kadak sardi me nind puri karne ka ek sunehra mauka milne wala tha.

Ussi vaqt "Aagya" bhi apne college ki chhuteeya ka maza lene dehradun se Delhi Aa rhi thi..

Mughe pata h aap me se kuch log Iss name ka intezaar kar rhe the or soch rhe the ki ye bataye gaa bhi yaa alg alg tareeke se usse sambhodhit karta rhega .. Haan uska name AAGYA tha jiska name hi mere liye khusi ban chuka tha.

Me ghar se nikala or usse call kiya.

Me : Haan kitna time lagega, m nikal gya hu train ruk jaye to bhagne lag jana me wait nii karunga, agr time pe nii aaye na to m akela pizza khaane nikal jaunga.

Aagya: Arre Haa re, time pe h.. tu jab tak train kei boggey tak aayega me train se nikal bhi chuki hungi. Tu time pe Aa verna Iss baar pizza akele hi khayega.

Vese Delhi ki metro h to bht convinent, garmi me ac or sardi me heater chalte h.. Lekin uss din aanand vihar tak ka safar ek exam hi lag rha tha mughe jisme kuch aata h nii prr teacher ne kaha h ki koi half time se phle nii uthega.. to bas vaqt dekhte rho or me stations ginta chala Jaa rha tha.

Vaqt beet chuka tha or safar bhi Kaat liya hi tha mene kese na kese karke.

Or bas hu hi mene Apne aap ko aanand vihar ke station pe paya.. M bhaga or train ka status dekha display dekhte hi ye to pata chala ki train platform no. 2 pe lagi h or ye dekhte hi mera dimag kharab ho gya tha bcz me jiss taraf khada tha vha pe platform khatam ho rhe the.. Or mughe dusri taraf jana tha or aanand vihar station ka to aap logo ko pata hi h ki wo kitna chota Station h.

Or me platform pe bhagga, train lag chuki thi mene aagya ko call lagaya prr switchoff Aa rha tha pata nii kyu prr aessa laga ki kuch galat kar diya mene or me harbarahat me Aa gya or me usse call pe call karta rha.. Lekin call nii laga..

Train ka status dubara dekha just check karne ke liye or mughe pata chala ki train mene aane se 15 min phle hi Aa chuki thi, or Iss hisab se ab tak 35 min beet chuke the.

Aagya 35 minutes phle hi Aa chuki thi lekin ab tak hum mil na paye the.. Mene platform ka pura chakkar lagane ki socha.. Shayad kahi mil jaye bcz excitement me train boggey number to pucha hi nii tha.. Prr jab tak train ka Aadha chakkar lagaya train nikalne ko ho gaye..

Uss train ko jaate dekh jisme mera koi tha bhi nii ek ahsaas sa hua kisiko paa ke khone ka.

Time beet chuka tha or mere ander gussa Aa gya tha.. Ye soch ke ki shayad mere late aane ki vjh se wo Jaa chuki h..

Mene himmat haar Lee thi or itne der bhag dor karne ki vjh se or Dimaag chalate chalate mughe bhuk lag gae... M aessa hi hu or meri bhuk bhi..

Station ke bahar aaya or dominoes dekha or vaha chalta bana.

isse phle ki me under jata or order karta mene dominoes ki stair pe aagya ko dekha or bhag ke uske pass pahucha.

Me: kitni der se dhund rha hu, phone kyu off h tumhara. Or station pe milna tha na, vha rhna chahiye bahar kya kar rhi ho.

Aagya: aadhe gante se train ke samne hi Khaadi thi, tu aaya hi nii or mobile train se utarte time gir gya tha, on nii ho rha h, or ye numbers jo hote h na mughse Yaad nii hote. tughe bola tha time pe aaiyo, Phir Bhi late aaya.

Me: to yha kya kar rhi h dominoes ke samne Beth ke.

Aagya : itni der se pizza pizza kar rha tha khud hi, bhuk lagi thi mughe.

Me: kha liya?

Aagya: abhi nii prr soch rhi thi ki kha lu.

Me: to khaya kyu nii?

Aagya:akele aaj tak khaya tha jo aaj khaati.

Hum dono ne ek dusre ko gale se lagaya..

Jo dimag kuch der phle gusse or na Jaane Kya kya soch ke fat rha tha ab wo aessa shan't hua jese manno tadapti machchli ko samunder mil gya ho..

AAGYA :tughe bola tha time pe aana, or seat no. Bataya tha jo mughe pata h tughe Yaad nii.

Me:kab

Aagya: kal bataya tha train me baithne se phle tune sunke call kat kar diya tha. Mene socha pahuch ke bata dungi ki Iss boogey ne samne aana. Lekin mobile off ho gya.

Me: meri bhi galti h pura din excited tha prr jab time aaya to late kar diya..

Aagya : koi nii chal pizza khaaye bhuk lagi h

Or iss trf ye silsila pizza ki kurkuri bread ka swaad lete hue khatam hua.

[tellywoodtrash]

ebss 24.07.19 lb

stray thoughts on yesterday’s ep:

lmao they really had kabir lecturing about the industrial reserve army exactly like i predicted in last week's mini review.

this is the dynamic i wanna see between these two: uneasy, awkward peace and begrudging respect.

lastly, omg these workers are literally the most easily influenced ppl ever????? they just keep changing opinions the way the wind changes direction. kal kabir ne kaha hartaal karenge toh maan gaye, aaj usne bola nahi yeh galat hai toh kaam pe lag gaye; kisi ne kabir ke khilaaf kuch bol diya toh usko gaddaar maan gaye, pooja ne bola ki kabir told her how hard they worked toh now they’re saying sorry to him. like how the hell you keep changing your stand this many times within like, 4 hours?????????? kuch apni aqal bhi lagao pls. [*wistfully thinking of the coal miners in chernobyl, and wishing we’d get that kinda quality writing of the worker class in tellywood*]

anyway, on to today!

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why are the production workers itself doing alllllll the other work also? like...... who's running the machines if these ppl are packaging???

kabir came rushing to protect worker who made mistake, but on seeing pooja's understanding nature he's just all omg, she believes in basic humanity for workers! kya mujhe pyaaaaaar hai ya???? kaisa khumaar hai????????

ouff this kameena peon and kameena chopra. hate. when are pooja and kabir gonna find out the truth and kick their asses???????

huehuehuehuehue.

offffffffffffffo this namoona.

the ranjeet actor is good at comedy. i just wish they wrote his plot a little better.

girl we know you gonna take the chai. so just do it already.

"ruko, koi chai nahi piyega!"

"chai mein cheeni nahi hai, aisi pheeki chai thodi piyenge hum."

pfffffft ainvayi ka tension buildup.

haaaaaaye i've missed this light-heartedness. i'll even take the bickering over cheeni-kam chai if that means they’re not arguing about their ego-waale issues for 10 minutes.

ugh these cute fuckers.

wholesome baby mittals. (plus mandatory 'i love sonali the most' disclaimer of the day.)

tbh ranjeet and rani deserve each other, the two idiots. they're like mushy, overripe bananas. too gross to consume straight-up, but with a little effort they’d make good banana bread.

this is truly my favt. dynamic of this show rn. give these two a dumb and dumber type spinoff someone.

lmao, otp:banana bread is a-go!!!!!!!!!!

ranjeet's retro reference of the day: “bloody mohabbat ka dushman!”

pooja is on "i too am relatable cattle class like you!"  tour.

kabir is skeptical.

itne se dabbe mein se she'll feed a whole dozen of grownass men???

awkwarddddddddddddddnessss. but haaye, peace. i am truly feeling like the parent of two bickering children who have finally learnt to calm the fuck down and shut the fuck up. 

ugh what is this peon even doingggggggggg to the machines????

aren't they done with the production bit with the machines tho? they were packaging?????? phir se machine kyun chalu karna????

ofc kabir didn't catch him. ouff.

is kabir the intended victim of the accident or?????

anyway this chachaji saved him.

teamwork!

ouffffffffffffffffff this asshole and his ghee in aag. STOP TRYING TO PROVOKE THEM, I HAVE ONLY HAD 3.46 MINUTES OF SHANTI BETWEEN THE TWO SO FAR. 

kabir and his excellent people management skillz to the rescue. waah ji. sahi bola kal ke ep mein "aisa lag raha hai jaise company ka maalik (tum nahi) main hoon."

lo phir se shuru ho gayi naarebaazi inki. this time in full josh of how they WILL complete the work no matter what. they’re just so easily swayed, i can’t...........

an emotional bish™

WHERE WAS THIS POOJA ALL ALONG HUH?????????? WHY DID IT TAKE 2 WEEKS FOR HER TO SURFACE???????

seskual tension.

a brief moment of civility.

OFC THIS ONE HAS TO WALK IN AND RUIN IT. PANAUTI SAALA.

lmao this was truly an epic moment i'll never get over.

ugh shuru ho gaya iska passive aggressive bs.

pooja's like ‘lol i'm not married to you so i literally have zero need to put up with your garbage anymore’ and bounced; leaving poor kabir to deal with him thanks to unfortunate khoon ka rishta.

god kabir, just deck him. fucking PUNCH HIM OUT man. idk why you put up with this nonsense.

omfg dhruv what a fucking loser you are. you're berating him for working for pooja for money, and when he refuses to give you that very same money for booze, you insult him????????? like, your chutiyapannnn....

oh shit. [us (2019) theme music plays]

this has to be dhruv's sharaab-induced dream right??? RIGHT??????

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what action hero nonsense is this tomorrow???? hr se production se packaging se leke logistics tak sab kabir only has taken responsibility for???????? what the hell are the other employees in the company there for???? 

[lyricsocean]

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Album name:-Khoon Pasina (1977) Singer : Kishore Kumar Actor:-Amitabh Bachchan, Lyricist:-Anjaan Music By:-Kalyanji Anandji

haan toh baangduon shuru ho jaao aur sur lagaao haan aa aa aa are are are gadho sur mein reko sur mein, atako mat atako mat hmm jab dulhe raaja aayenge toh loge tum balaaye tum balaaye hmm hmm hmm are naalaayako hum nahi tum hum nahi tum hmm hmm hmm tum haan haan leke balaaye phir denge, phir denge ha ha ha are denge duwaayen, denge duwaayen shaabas to bane rahein jodi kya bani rahe jodi raaja raani ki re bani rahe jodi raaja raani ki re pyaari pyaari jodi shoni shoni si jodi re pyaari pyaari jodi shoni shoni si jodi re najar lagaaye na ye najar lagaaye na ye najar lagaaye na yeh duniya nigodi re bani rahe jodi raaja raani ki re jiyo jiyo

saj dhaj ke aaye hai kaise baraati, kaise baraati baarat aisi nahi roj aati, haan ji nahi aati surat pe kya raunak aayi, mukhado par hai laali chhaayi raunak aayi, laali chhaayi are aankhon mein surakhi chhaayi phule nahi samaate bhai phule nahi samaate bhai yaaron ki jitani bhi yaaron ki jitani bhi khaatir ho thodi re bani rahe jodi raaja raani ki re jiyo jiyo

dulha tera jija tu dulhe ka saala, tu dulhe ka saala nahi tu de, haan dulhe ka saala buri najar daaloge toh hoga muh kaala, haan hoga muh kaala banke dushman jo bhi aaye apane haath paanv tudwaaye apane haath paanv tudwaaye jaalim aisi muh ki khaaye phir woh sar na kabhi uthaaye phir woh sar na kabhi uthaaye sar mera phoda sar mera phoda kamar meri todi re bani rahe jodi raaja raani ki re jiyo jiyo

woh dekho aa gaye, ha ha aa gaye dulhe raaja aa gaye, sabhi pe chha gaye hoke ghode pe sawaar leke haath mein talwaar sar pe sehara sawaar dekho aa gaye ha ha aa gaye, ho ho ho aa gaye uthe phir na talwaar pade phir se na maar karo inaka satkaar dekho aa gaye o dekho aa gaye, ho ho ho aa gaye karo swaagat satkaar pado paanv baar baar laao phulon ke haar ha lo aarati utaar ha lo aarati utaar

bolo jai dulhe raaja, raaja jai dulhe raaja tumhare kaaran apna khub bja baja bolo jai dulhe raaja maan gumaan o shaan gayi abhimaan sabhi tute abhimaan sabhi tute bair jo aapke mol liya apne yeh karam phute apne yeh karam phute sankat vikat nikat hai sankat vikat nikat hai tum hi haro raaja bolo jai dulhe raaja, bolo jai dulhe raaja bolo jai dulhe raaja bolo bolo bolo jai dulhe raaja, bolo jai dulhe raaja

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After the heated argument between samaina , Chachaji came and took Naina to his new house for holi....Sameer was left all alone at homeOn the other side,at chachji's new houseWhile all of them were preparing for holi Naina was sitting on one corner still thinking about what Sameer did a few hours agoHer heart ached whenever she remembered that slap.....Chachi understood that the 'chandni' plan didn't work.....while Chachaji and Preeti were busy in doing something Chachiji went to NainaNaina had a lone tear in her eyeChachiji wipes the tear and sat down with Naina* Chachiji : Kya hua Naina ?Naina did not listen to her as she was still in the mental trauma* Chachiji:(shaking Naina ) Naina!!! Sun to sahi beta !* Naina : (coming back to her senses ) ha....Haan Chachiji?* Chachiji : Bhagwaan jhooth na bulaye beta.. Kya hua ? Chandni waala pelan (plan) kaam nahi Kara ?Naina nodded and burst out cryingShe hugged Chachiji tightlyAnd went straight to preeti's roomShe cried her heart out.....Chachiji and Preeti were about to go behind her when Chachaji stopped them* Chachaji : Bela!! Preeti!! Ruko* Preeti : par kyun papa ? Haal to dekhiye uska* Chachaji : kuch Der ruk jao..... uske baad Preeti tum uske paas jaana aur baat karna .... zaroor ghar pe kuch hua hai* Chachiji : jee vo subah Naina bata rahi thi ki uski aur Sameer ki ladai ho gayi thi... shaayad isi liye....😔* Chachaji : hmm...... Preeti thodi Der baad jaana uske paas aur baat karna* Preeti : theek hai papaAll of them were in tension as this time the matter was much more serious because Naina wasn't talking to any of them since she had come from homeAfter a few moments, Preeti went to her room to talk to her only to see Naina sleeping ....Tear patches were formed on her cheeksShe caressed Naina's hair and put the blanket on herOn the other hand ,Sameer was not able to sleep as he was guilty of what he did to Naina..... he was guilty of those harsh words which hurt Naina the most......That night was sleepless for Sameer as the whole Time he was thinking how could he hurt the woman he loved the mostThe next morning he got up from the bed when he thought to call her but his male ego stopped him from doing so.....he decided to get readyAfter a few minutes when he was sitting on the sofa still thinking about Naina , he got a phone call . He picked it upIt was munna* Munna : bhai kaha hai Tu ?* Sameer : (disinterestedly ) ghar pe hi hoon..... aur kaha hounga?* Munna : busy to nahi tha ?* Sameer :Sunday ko main busy kyun hounga?* Munna : (teasingly) nahi mera matlab kahi bhabhi ke saath busy to nahi tha naa?* Sameer : pooch mat yaar munna ...... accha sun main na baad mein call karta hoonAnd he cut the phoneMunna got confusedHE called pandit up and asked pandit to meet him at Sameer's placeMunna rushed to Samaina's housePandit also reached there in no timeBoth of them entered his house together when they saw Sameer sitting alone on the sofa looking up at the ceiling. Staring it* Mundit : Sameer ?He did not answer as he was too busy in his own world* Mundit : (shaking Sameer ) bhai??!* Sameer : (coming back to the real world ) Haan?!! 🥴* Mundit : kaha ?* Sameer : yaha...😓* Pandit : Kya hua bhai ?* Sameer : kya hona hai? Wahi ho raha hai jo zindagi bhar hota aaya hai mere saath..... dukh ka mausam aaya hai 🥺* Munna : matlab ?* Sameer : matlab kuch nahi.....* munna : Tu seedhe seedhe bata raha hai ki nahi ? Aur bhabhi kaha hain ?* Sameer : chali gayi Naina 😭😭* Munna : kaha ?* Pandit : arre chenu!! Tu kabhi nahi samjhega...🤦🏻‍♂️aur kaha ..... washroom gayi hongi bhabhi..... isse zyada aur kahan jaa sakti hain bhabhi Sameer ko chod ke 😄haina ?* Sameer : nahi...... Chachaji ke paas gayi hai.....* munna : oh accha !! To iss liye Tu Babaji banke baitha hai?* Sameer : yaar mazak nahi kar raha main munna !! 😡* Pandit : yaar Sameer Tu shaant ho jaa bhai.... hua kya hai ?Sameer tells each and everything to mundit: what all happend the other day when the whole gang was at home ,then what all happened at the office and then the argument that took place yesterday and he also told them about the slapMundit got really angry on listening to Sameer* Mundit : khada ho!!😡😡* Sameer : (confused) hua kya par?* Munna : Maine bola khada ho!!Sameer stood upMundit gave him a slap on either side of his face* Sameer : ye kis khushi mein maara tum dono ne ?* Munna : hamari bhabhi pe bina baat ke haath uthaane ki khushi Mein!!!* Pandit : Sameer !! Teri Himmat kaise huyi hamari bhabhi pe haath uthaane ki ? Mana ki vo teri biwi hai lekin iska ye matlab nahi hai ki tu unpe haath uthaayega. Ab samajh mein aaya kab bina baat ke thappad padta hai to kaisa lagta hai?* Munna : arre ponga kar di na wahi waali baat !! Bina baat ke thappad to isne bhabhi ko maara lekin hamne isko thappad bina baat ke nahi maara!! Yaar Sameer tujhe andaaza bhi hai tune kya kiya hai?* Pandit : bhai samose ki kasam ek aur thappad maarne ka mann kar raha hai tujhe!! Teri Himmat kaise huyi bhabhi ko ye bolne ki ki tujhe unke saath rehena hi nahi hai? Tujhe koi Haq nahi hai ki to bhabhi ko aisa kuch bole! Tune unke saath 7 phero ke saath saath 7 vachan bhi liye hai ! Aur tujhe vo saaton vachan nibhaane padenge!!* Sameer :😔😔* Pandit : chal chenu bhabhi ko lene !!* Sameer : nahi!! Pls Abhi Mat jaana .... Chachaji holi ke liye leke gaye hain usse..... holi ke baad hi leke aayenge Naina ko Hum!!* Munna : theek hai lekin agar wapas laane ke baad Tune hamari bhabhi ko Zara bhi tang kiya naa to hum tere ghar mein ghus ke tujhe 'chapet ' maarnge !! Samjha ?* Sameer : hmmm😭😭* Munna : abhi ke abhi kuch karna padega!* Pandit : Tu bhabhi se maafi maangega abhi ke abhi* Sameer : yaar abhi Nahi..... shaayad so rahi ho..... maike gayi hai to shaayad ...* Munnna : hmm... ho sakta hai. Koi nahi thodi der baad kar liyoAt agarwal houseNaina woke up with puffy eyesShe went out and saw Chachiji and Preeti working in the kitchenPreeti saw her and hugged her tightly* Preeti : good morning Naina 🥰* Naina : (without expressions, numb ) good morningChachiji got tensed after seeing Naina's puffy eyesShe signalled Preeti to take her inside and talk to her about the matterShe nodded and took Naina to the room* Naina : (irritated) yaha kyun laa rahi hai wapas?* Preeti : baith to sahi!* Naina : kya hai yaar?* Preeti : Yahi to main tujhse poochna chahati thi. Kya hai??* Naina : din hai. Pagal to nahi ho gayi naa ?* Preeti : Naina main mazak nahi kar rahi. Bata Kya hua haiNaina started crying again and hugged PreetiPreeti consoled her and Naina narrated her everything. She told her about the slap as wellPreeti was burning in anger* Preeti : Sameer ki itni Himmat!! Aaj nahi BachegaShe picked the phone up to call Sameer but Naina stopped her* Naina : rehene de Preeti ..... so raha hoga 🥺* Preeti : Naina !! Tujhe abhi bhi uski neend ki padi hai?😡* Naina : haan...... kyunki agar vo theek se nahi soyega to office mein kaam nahi kar paayega* Preeti : behen Aaj Sunday hai.* Naina : oh.... koi baat nahi phir bhi mat phone karna* Preeti : jeejaji ko to kaccha chabaane ka time aa gaya hai!Preeti got up , took the phone and went out in the garden in angerShe called up SameerSameer immediately picked up as he thought it was Naina.* Sameer : (in the phone ) he...hello Naina ???* Preeti : Naina nahi uski behen .* Sameer : oh Preeti.... Naina theek hai naa?* Preeti : kya lagta hai tumhe Sameer ? Vo theek hogi ? 😡tumhaari Himmat kaise huyi meri behen pe haath uthaane ki? Kya samajh ke rakha hai tumne meri behen ko Haan? Jab mann karta hai koi bhi kuch bhi Bol deta hai usko. Saari hadein Paar kardi tumne Naina pe haath utha keSuddenly Naina snatched the phone from preeti's hand* Naina : YAHAN PHONE KARNE KI KOI ZAROORAT NAHI HAI MR. SAMEER MAHESHWARI 🙏🏻* Sameer : hello!? Naina vo main.......* Naina : Sameer maine soch liya hai..... shaadi hamare bas ki baat nahi hai...... mujhe lagta hai hame alag ho jaana chahiye* Sameer : (shocked) na.....Naina ye kya Bol rahi ho ??? 😱😱😱😱😱(panicked) Naina?!* Naina : haan Sameer bahut ho gaya ..... jo tumne kiya uski saza tumhe milne hi chahiye* Sameer : (angrily) accha?! Aur jo tumne kiya vo?😡... bhoolo mat Naina!!!thappad tumne bhi mujhe maara tha!*Naina : dekha? Phir shuru ho gaye na tum?*sameer : shuru nahi hua hoon! Bas sach Bol raha hoon madam 😡 aur sach kadva hi hota hai*Naina : mujhe na tumse baat hi nahi karni hai! Waise bhi tumhe to Shauk hai na mujhe baar baar daantne ka? Tabhi to jab marzi kisi ke bhi saamne daant dete ho!*Sameer : haan to tum bhi kuch kam nahi ho! Jab Maine bola tha ki nujhe tumse baat nahi karni hai to kyun peeche padi thi?😡*Naina : taaki........ Chodo ! Mujhe tumse baat karne ka koi shauk nahi hai aur mera time waste ho raha hai waise bhi*sameer : par Naina!! Naina meri baat sun lo ek baar bas . Pls* Naina : na mujhe iske aage kuch kehena hai aur naa hi iske aage kuch Sunna hai! bas ab main aur nahi reh sakti tumhaare saath! ByeAnd she cut the phone not even giving Sameer a chance to speakMunna and pandit were there only* Sameer : ye kya ho gaya ?😰* Pandit : kya ho gaya ab?* Sameer: (numb) Naina ne kaha usko alag hona hai* Munna : kya!!??* Sameer : haan 😭😭Saying this he started cryingMundit hugged him* Sameer : (still crying ) munna pandit pls bacha lo meri shaadi ko. Pls 🙏🏻* Munna : Tu shaant reh. Hum kuch sochte hain* Pandit : yaar sameer par Tu Naina bhabhi se itna ladta kyun hai?* Sameer : yaar office mein jo hua uske baad mera dimaag jagah pe nahi tha. USs bechaari ko to Maine bataya bhi nahi hai ki Mamaji ne kya kiya hai......* pandit : Yahi to teri galti zyada hai!!! Tu kitna pagal hai. Ye sab baatein apne Dotson ko bata raha hai lekin apni biwi ko nahi bataya. Wah bhai wah* Sameer : aur main Naina se ladta iss liye hoon kyunki ye Haq sirf uske paas hai!! Meri kudkud baatein sunne kaa.* Munna : haan ! Ye Haq bhabhi ke paas hai par unko jhelna padta hai tujhe ! Samajh mein aaya ? Teri inhi harkaton ki wajah se* Sameer : yaar tum dono kuch karo naa pls* Munna: Tu rukMunna immediately calls Preeti againShe picks it up without seeing the number* Preeti : hello kaun ?* Munna : Preeti main!!! Munna* Preeti : bol Kya hua ?* Mumma : toofan aa gaya. Sun behen Naina aur Sameer ke liye kuch karna padega* Preeti : kuch karne ki zaroorat nahi hai! Jo Sameer ne kiya usko uski saza milni chahiye . Bas!* Munna : vo to theek hai. Saza usko mil rahi hai! Raat se kuch khaya nahi hai usne aur saari raat soya bhi nahi hai* Preeti : na soye aur na khaaye 😡* Munna: sun! Naina aas paas hai ?* Preeti : Haan kyun ?* Munna : ghar ke bahar aa aur bahar hi baat kar . Usko Mat sunaana* Preeti : jo marzi karwa le par Naina uss ghar mein wapas nahi jaane waali hai.* Munna : yaar Preeti kar di naa wahi waali baat! Tu samajh kyun nahi Rahi hai yaar ? Hamare school ki peheli love story hum aise thodi na khatam hone denge yaar! Aur phir agar Naina aur Sameer alag alag ho gaye to ye to saare pyaar karne waalon ki haar ho jaayegi aur mamiji ki baat sach ho jaayegi* Preeti : kaunsi baat ?* Munna : yahi ki Naina aur Sameer ki shaadi 6 mahine bhi nahi chalegi* Preeti : iss mamiji ki to main!!😡* Munna : accha ab sun Tu kuch bhi karke Naina bhabhi ko law garden le aana . Please Preeti mana mat kariyoSomehow Preeti got convinced and agreed to itShe made up a story to Naina and told her that's Chachiji has asked them to bring some things for the houseNaina was not in the mood of going anywhere but then she had to agree because Preeti forced her* Preeti : Naina sun na acche se kapde pehen ke chalna . Theek hai?* Naina : jo pehene hain theek to hain* Preeti : nahi!! Ye acche nahi laga rahe . Kuch aur pehen ke aaMeanwhile , on the other sideMunna and pandit were making everything ready for NainaSameer was getting ready* Sameer : munna pandit Naina maan jaayegi naa ?* Pandit : bhai samose ki kasam maan jaayengi bhabhi* Sameer :😄While Naina got readyPreeti informed mundit that they're leaving for law gardenNaina an Preeti sat in an auto* Preeti : (to the auto driver ) bhaiya law garden le chaliye* Naina: law garden kyun?* Preeti : a .... vo...a ... Haan law garden ke paas na ek bahut mast mithaai waali shop khuli hai. To bas wahi jaa rahe hain. Mummy ne bola hai na gujiya laane ke liye to iss liye 😁* Naina : oh acchaIn 10-15 minutes they reached law gardenPreeti saw samundit but she somehow managed to not make Naina look in that direction where smaundit wereBalloons were scattered all over the park* Preeti : (distracting Naina ) na... Naina chal na ice cream khaate hai. 😄* Naina : mujhe nahi kahaani koi ice cream vice cream 😑* Preeti : accha to......and suddenly Sameer came in front of both of them and sat on his knees* Naina : (angrily) tum?😡😡(she looked towards Preeti ) tera plan tha na ye?Suddenly mundit enter* Mundit : hum sab ka plan tha ye* Naina : 😡😡* Sameer : (holding ears) sorry Naina . Maaf kardo* Naina: bhool jao mujhe TumNaina turns to go back when suddenly pandit turns on the song: nahi ye ho nahi saktaSameer started singing : Nahi ye ho nahi sakta, ki teri yaad naa aayeBina tere kahin bhi dil, mera ab chain na paayeTujhe bhoolne se pehle, meri jaan chali jaayeTujhe bhoolne se pehle, meri jaan chali jaayeNaina walked in angerShe was going here and there so that Sameer stops following herNahi ye ho nahi sakta, ki teri yaad na aayeBina tere kahin bhi dil, mera ab chain na paayeTujhe bhoolne se pehle, meri jaan chali jaayeTujhe bhoolne se pehle, meri jaan chali jaayeSameer still walking behind herO meri jaan, chali jaayeO meri jaan, chali jaayeO meri jaan, chali jaayeO meri jaan, chali jaayeHe tried multiple times holding her hand but she never let him do thatAgar mujh pe yakeen na ho, mujhe tum aazma lenaMain tumse pyar karta hoon jahan chahe bhula lenaTodunga na ye waade wafa, ye waade wafaMain aashiq hoon, deewana hoonKoi kya mujhko samjhaaye Nahi ye ho nahi sakta, ki teri yaad naa aayeTujhe bhoolne se pehle, meri jaan chali jaayeTujhe bhoolne se pehle, meri jaan chali jaaye O meri jaan, chali jaayeO meri jaan, chali jaayeO meri jaan, chali jaayeO meri jaan, chali jaayeFinally Naina looked at Sameer who again sat on his knees holding his earsNaina made him stand upShe had tears in her eyesSameer got up and held her handsPS* do read the song lyrics (imp.)* Naina : (crying) Sameer haath Chodo mera* Sameer : nahi main Jahan chahe jab chahe apni biwi ka haath pakad sakta hoonAnd suddenly he picked her up in his armsNaina put her hands behind his neck* Naina : 😱😱* Sameer : aur main Jahan chahe kab chahe apni biwi ko utha bhi sakta hoon* Naina: Sameer neeche utaaro!!* Sameer :nahi! Pehele bolo maaf kiya ?* Naina : (teasingly) nahi!!* Sameer : kya!!🙄🥺* Naina : haan* Sameer : (naughtily) accha? To mujhe aur bhi tareeke aate hain tumse maafi lene keHe neared his face to hersAbout to kiss herWhen she said* Naina : th...theek hai theek hai! Kiya Maaf 😱Sameer smiles and put her downHe immediately hugged her tightlyPreeti and mundit smiled looking at them* Naina : (seriously) but Aaj ke baad mujhpe haath uthaane ki Koshish bhi ki to main tumhaari zindagi se hamesha chali jaoungi* Sameer : vo to main Marne ke baad bhi nahi hone doonga Mrs. Maheshwari 🥰😉* Pandit : accha ab jab bhabhi maan hi gayi hain to kuch pet pooja kar lein ? Subah se khaali 3 parathe hi khaaye hainEveryone laughed* All: haan theek haiThey go and sit on the seat of pav bhaji waalaSamundit order food and come back to the seatNaina and Sameer sit togetherThey were looking at each other when munna said* Munna : waise bhabhi gaadi mein na aapke liye bahut saare gifts bhi rakhe hain!! Aap to saste mein hi maan gaye 😁All of them laughedAfter the food all of them sat in Sameer's car as he was going to drop preena homeIn the carNaina was sitting with Sameer on the front seatSameer held Naina's hand and said sorry againNaina smiledSameer told her everything, what all happened in the officeNaina felt bad that she could not understand Sameer at That time* Naina : sorry Sameer . Main hi pagal thi!! Samajh hi nahi payi tumhe 😔..... jab tumhe meri sabse zyada zaroorat thi Tab main pata nahi kya pagalon waali harkatein kar rahi thi* Sameer : (to lighten the mood ) waise pagal to tum abhi bhi ho 😉😂Everyone laughedNaina hit Sameer playfully* Naina : Sameer ke bacche!!* Sameer : pehele ghar to chalo 😉Everyone laughed again and Naina blushedIn a few minutes they reached agarwal house (the new one)Mundit and Preeti got outNaina and Sameer were left alone in the carNaina kisses him on the cheeks and immediately got out of the carSameer smiled* Sameer : ghar jaldi aana 😄* Naina :😊😊Mundit sat in the car againSaid bye and samundit leftNaina was now super happyShe had a huge smile across her facePreeti side hugged her* Preeti : haaye yahi smile to dekhni thi mujhe apni behen ki 😭Naina smiled againAnd both of them went inside. Esha Arya

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Hancock Song Lyrics- Dino James

Hancock Song Lyrics- Dino James #beatmyaudio posting New song “Hancock- Dino James” Lyrics from popular Single Track Singer “Dino James” This song is coming from 0 Label.

… Hancock Song Lyrics- Dino James …

  Ye Vo Tha Dour Jab Jeene Ki Chod Di Thi Saari Hopes Pareshaan Me Rehna Laga Tha Wajah Thi Gupt

Kisise Baat Nai Karta Rehta Tha Ek Dum Chup Dad Bhi Dekh Ke Darne Lage Mera Aisa Roop

Koi To Andhere Me Dekha Mujhe Ummidoka Torch Koi To Samje Mujhe Kare Mujhe Thoda To Support And Missingly Usne Bheja Mujhe Khushiyonka Box Phir Girte Padte Saamne Aaya Ek Dog

Uski Mooch Choti Nose Aur Rose Jaise Tose Upper Niche Ho Rahe The Usne Chote Chote Eyebrows Udd Gaye The Hosh Jab Liya Tha Saale Ko Godd Labradog Ke Roop Me Aaya Tha Ek Sab Se Special Dost

Mere Shakal Se Lagta Tha Ki Aaya Hu Jung Se Baat Bhi Nai Karta Tha Kisise Dhang Se Phir Tujhe Jariya Banake Aaya One Day Me Dhoondh Raha Tha Kandhe And Mil Gaye Mujhe Tere Panje

Tujhe Kaise Ye Pata Chala Me Akela Hu Bata Kaise Ye Jana Tu

Maangi Thi Bas Rabse Ji Ne Ki Ek Wajah Sunli Usne Meri Ye Pihu

Aate Mere Hero Ko 40 Se Jyada Tricks Kuch Bhi Karne Lagta Hai For Drinks Aur Biscuits Sabko Sona Rehta Hai But Sir Ko Baithna Sab Ke Beech Daante To Bhi Sunta Kaha Hai Mota Saala deet Bhag Jata Hai Chudake Apna Lish Phir Gande Pairo Se Kharab Kardega Sofa Aur Bedsheet

Marne Ke Liye Jaise Hi Dad Late Apne Stick Pata Leta Hai Dete Apne Gile Gile Kiss Jab Bhi Chalta Hai Aisa Lagta Hai Aaya Koi Dost Saare Female Marti Hai Sabko Lagta Hai Cute

Sab Usko Rejaati Hai Aur Hilati Hai Apna Poonch Sabke Ghar Me Chode Thode Aise Sabot Mujhe Parwa Nai Ghar Ganda Ho Ya Road Se Aaya Baas Kisika Chaba Jaaye Vo Purse Ya Kharab Ho Kaali Shirt

Gharme Na Aana Tu Oye Agar Problem Hai With My Boy Tum Baadme Ho Saale Hancock Ka Ghar Hai Ye First Koi Powerrage Banke Mujhe Mila Tha Sabot Kabhi Toofanoke Beechme Aayegi Yeh Dhoop

Mujhe Jaroorat Hai Kisiki Vo Jaanati Hai Khoob And Sunli Ye The Meri And He Just Gave Me You

Tujhe Kaise Ye Pata Chala Me Akela Hu Bata Kaise Ye Jana Tu

Maangi Thi Bas Rabse Ji Ne Ki Ek Wajah Sunli Usne Meri Ye Pihu

Me Mumbai Me Tha Dad And Mom Gaye The Bangalore Achanak Se Late Night Me Aaye Tha Dad Ka Call Ajeeb Se Baaat Kar Rahe The Ghumake Gol Gol Phir Dheere Se Ruk Ke Bole Hancock Is No More

Jaise Hi Suna Meri Body Hogayi Sun Chakkar Se Aane Lagi Aur Aankho Me Aagyi Dhool Rona Tha Par Par Nikla Nai Aasu Ka Ek Bhi Bund Puchna Tha Mom Kaise Hai For Somehow I Just Couldn`t

Kya Kiya Be Tune Mere Hangoli Ke Saath Chotu Bola Pata Nai Kya Hua Raato Raaat Hospital Bhi Le Gaye The But Shuru Bhi Hua Tha Ilaaj Par Bhaiyya Ek Dum Se Hanki Ne Lena Band Kardiya Tha Saas

Shayad Tujhe Akele Karke Nai Jana Tha Beta Ghar Tu Takleef Me Tha But Nai Aaya Vo Nazar Humare Pyaar Me Reh Gayi Thi Koi Kasar Hume Gandi Lag Gayi Thi Kisi Ki Nazar

Aake Aise Chala Gayatu Jaiso Ho Koi Dream Socha Nai Kya Hoga Humara Matlabi Saale Mean Saara Saman Jagah Pe Hai Aur Gharbhi Ek Dum Clean Par Man Nai Karta Ghar Jaaaneka Mote Tere Bin

Har Jagah Par Tere Nishaan Tere Suke Laalke Koi Karne Wala Nai Hai Chidre Akbaar Ke Garden Me Sukhe Saare Paudhe Susu Ke Dhaad Se Kabhi Jayenge Nai Gharpe Tere Aise Mark Hai

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Na Hoke Bhi Maujudu Tu Dil Me Hai Tu Bas Iss Tarah Apni Lambi Ye Jubaan Se Kamse Kam Ye To Bata,

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Ik Mulaqat September ka mahina, Ravivaar ka din tha aur Shaam ka waqt, Bahar zoro ki Baarish ho rahi thi aur jaisa ki Tez baarish mai humesha hota hai bijli bhi Chali gayi thi. Prem ko boriyat ka keeda kaate jaa raha tha magar karta bhi kya! chutti hone ke kaaran kaam kuch tha nahi, T.V. chala nahi sakta tha kyuki bijli nahi thi, aur jaisa ki India mai hota hai Tez baarish mai internet ka signal to aane se raha. To Prem ne socha kyu na kuch padh liya jaaye.To usne banayi apne liye ek achhi si coffee aur uthayi ek Kitaab jo use pichle saal ke secret Santa pe mili thi jise wo ab tak padh kar khatm nahi kar paaya tha kyuki humare Prem sahab ko humesha Padhne se zyada likhne ka shauq raha hai aakhir shayar jo thehre. Phir Prem Khidki ke pass apni coffee aur Kitaab lekar baith gaya.Wo Khidki ke shishe par padti hui baarish ki boondo ko dekhne laga aur coffee ki chuskiyo ka maza lete hue Kitaab Padhne laga.Magar jaisa ki humne 2 lines pehle hi bataya tha ki humare Prem sahab Padhne mai zara kamzor hai. Agar na hote to apni class mai top na kar lete! Kitaab padhte hue 5 minute hi hue the ki Prem ka moh bhang ho gaya aur wo phirse manjoran ka koi dusra tareeka dhundne laga. Baithe-baithe use yaad aaye apne college ke wo din jab wo ghar se 2 ghante ka safar tay karke college jaaya karta tha. Un dino safar ke dauraan waqt kaatne ke liye koi khaas zariya tha nahi, kyuki tab social media platforms ka aagaaz hua nahi tha aur wo jio ke pehle ka waqt tha to Internet hota bhi kaafi mehenga tha.FM Radio pe gaane sunna hi ek matra manoranjan ka zariya hua karta tha. To phir kya tha, Prem apne phone mai radio ka option dhundne laga. Aakhir 10 saal ho chale the use FM pe koi gaana sune hue kyuki 2019 chal raha tha aur SPOTIFY ke zamane mai bhala FM kon sunta hai. Usne phone mai FM radio on kiya aur ittefaqan radio par uska favorite gaana Mere Rashke qamar chal raha tha. Prem ne socha, chalo achha hai ab agle kuch ghanto ke manoranjan ka intezaam to ho gaya. Jaise hi gaana khatm hua, on AIR aayi us show ki Rj, RJ Nisha aur usne apni pyaari si awaaz mai apni awaam ko salaam Namaste kiya, kuch mausam ka haal sunaya, thodi traffic ki jaankari di aur phir se apni audience ko ek gaane ke saath chhod ke chali gayi. Wo gaana konsa tha ye pata nahi kyuki Humari Kahani ke Hero Prem ke dimaag mai to bas ek hi gaana baj raha hai “Wo hai Nisha ……wo hi meri zindagi ki bhor hai …wo hai Nisha”. Prem ne itni pyaari awaaz pehle kabhi nahi suni thi. RJ Nisha ki awaaz mai kuch alag sa jaadu tha Jo Prem ko mehsus ho raha tha. Use sunkar Prem ko aisa laga jaise bohot samay se kisi jigsaw puzzle ka koi ek piece missing ho aur aaj wo piece mil gaya ho…perfect click and connection jaisa. Yu to nahi tha ki Prem ko isse pehle kabhi kisi ladki pe crush na hua ho par is baar baat kuch alag thi, Pehli baar Prem ko apne naam ka matlab samaj aane laga tha wo bhi sirf RJ Nisha ki awaaz sunkar. Shaam se kab raat ho gayi, ujaale par kab andhera chaa gaya pata hi nahi chala. Magar Prem ke liye asli andhera to tab hua jab RJ Nisha ne apne show ka akkhri gaana play karte hue apni awaam se vida li, iss vaade ke saath ki phir milenge agle hafte. Tab Prem ne ye likha ki ….. Ye aana bhi koi aana hua, Na baate hui, na nazre mili, Kisse sunane bhi reh gaye Abhi to jee bhar ke dekha bhi nahi tha Aur itne mai tum alvida keh gaye Khair ab intezaar karne ke alawa Prem ke pass koi dusra raasta bhi nahi tha. Baarish bhi tham chuki thi, electricity bhi wapas aa gayi thi aur wifi ka signal bhi aane laga tha. To Prem ne shuru ki RJ Nisha ki virtual Investigation kyuki stalking to chichore karte hai aur Prem to ashiq ho chale the na. Lekin ye kya, RJ Nisha ke naam se to FB pe 1356 aur insta pe 786 profiles dikh rahe the. Ab inme se Prem wali (ha ladko mai pehli nazar mai hi meri wali teri wali ho jaata hai wo baat alag hai yaha pehli nazar nahi pehli awaaz thi) konsi thi ye bhala kaise pata chalta. Prem ko to ye pata bhi nahi tha ki RJ Nisha dikhti kaisi hai to kaise use dhundhta online ki duniya mai…. Waise to har engineer ko weekend ka besabri se intezaar rehta hai lekin humare Prem ko weekend ka intezaar kisi aur wajah se tha. Aakhir dubara unhe RJ Nisha ki awaaz jo sunne ko milne wali thi aur filhal to ye awaaz hi usse rubaru hone ka eklauta zariya tha. Theory of relativity jitni achhi tarah se Prem ko school mai samaj nahi aayi thi usse zyada achhi tarah se ab samaj aane lagi thi. Usne socha ki ye waqt bhi kitna ajeeb hai ……unki sohbat mai theharta nahi aur unke intezaar mai guzarta nahi. Khair jaise taise intezaar ki ghadiya khatm hui aur waqt hua RJ Nisha ke show ka. Par jab Prem ne FM on kiya to us waqt koi dusra RJ samachaar suna raha tha …shayad on AIR 1-2 minute late chal raha tha ya phir humare Prem babu ne radio ko show timings se pehle shuru kar dia hoga excitement mai: P: P. Filhal Prem ko us news wale RJ ko sunkar aisa lag raha tha jaisa aapko bread ke packet ki first slice ko dekhkar lagta hai. Finally ON AIR aayi RJ Nisha RJ Nisha: Good Evening Mumbai, aap sun rahe 98.3 FM aur mai hu aapki apni RJ Nisha. Haazir hu mai lekar apna show Direct Dil se jaha hum sunenge kuch aise gaane jinke lyrics likhe gaye ho biklul direct dil se. Aise gaane jinme ho shor kam aur sangeet zyaada, jo chhu lenge aapke dilo ko ye hai waada. To chaliye sunte hai aaj ki sham ka pehla gaana Film Half Girlfriend se “Ye mausam ki Baarish “ jise gaaya hai Ash King Ne aur sangeet hai Tanishk Bagchi ka ……… (Song starts playing on AIR) Waise to jab aap koi show dekhte hai to interest uske content mai hota na ki show ke beech mai aane waale ads mai magar humare Prem sahab ke saath to case kuch ulta tha.Wo Radio sun to raha tha magar gaane sunne ke liye nahi un gaano ke beech mai aane wali RJ Nisha ki awaaz ko sunne ke liye. Jab RJ Nisha kehti thi ki mai hu aapki apni RJ Nisha to Prem ko aisa lagta tha jaise usi ke liye keh rahi ho. Meanwhile pehla gaana khatm hua aur Phir se ON AIR aayi Wo RJ Nisha: Waqt ho chala hai 7 bajkar 15 minute aur aap sun rahe hai aapka favorite show Direct Dil se aapki apni RJ Nisha ke saath. To chaliye kehlte hai hum ek Bollywood quiz jisme aapko mujhe batana hoga ki legendary actor Dev Anand ki wo konsi movie thi jo ki Mashhoor writer R.K Narayan ki ek novel par based thi. Apne jawaab aap Hume WhatsApp kar sakte hai 98.3 ke official number par.To mujhe rahega intezaar aapke jawaab ka aur jab tak aap Hume apne answers bhejte hai tab tak suniye agla gaana Film City Lights se “Muskurane ki wajah tum ho “ ……(Song starts playing on AIR) To Prem ne fatafat RJ Nisha ke sawaal ko kiya google search kyuki engineer hone ke naate ye ek quality to hona banti hai ki baakiyo se pehle google search kar sake. Google se jawaab mila ‘Guide’. Prem ne bina waqt gawaaye answer bhej diya 98.3 ke official WhatsApp number pe aur intezaar karne laga RJ Nisha ki zubaa se apna naam sunne ka. Jaise hi gaana khatm hua, RJ Nisha phir se ON AIR aayi RJ Nisha: To aap sun rahe the ye gaana jise gaaya hai Arijit Singh ne aur Arijit ka to gaaya hua har gaana hi hota hai Direct Dil se …To maine aapse pucha tha Bollywood quiz mai ek sawaal aur mujhe dher saare listeners ke jawaab aa chuke hain aur kya baat hai itne saare logo ne bheje hain sahi jawaab. Aur sahi jawaab hai Guide…Ji haan ye movie Jo thi dev anand sahab ki wo R. K Narayan ki novel The Guide par adhaarit thi. To chaliye ki isse pehle mai aapko batau un listeners’ ke naam jinhone diye hai sahi jawaab, sunte hai isi movie ka ek gaana jise gaaya hai Lata Mangeshkar aur Kishore kumar ne …… (Song starts playing on AIR) Iska matlab Prem ko apna naam sunne ke liye thoda intezaar aur karna padega ….ufff! Ye intezaar ki ghadiya itni lambi kyu hoti hai. Aakhir pure 4 minute 40 sec ke lambe intezaar ke baad jab gaana khatm hua aur RJ Nisha dubara ON Air aayi to RJ Nisha: waqt ho chala hai 7 bajkar 40 minute aur aap sun rahe the gaana Gaata Rahe Mera Dil jo ki tha Guide movie se aur Guide hi humare sawaal ka jawaab bhi tha. Ab waqt hai aapko ye batane ka ki kin kin listeners ne hume sahi jawaab bheja hai. Unke naam hai ….. Aur ek ek karke RJ Nisha ne sahi jawaab bhejne walo ke naam batana shuru kiya. Prem ka naam aane mai waqt zarror laga magar aakhir mai RJ Nisha ne kaha …. RJ Nisha: …..aur Mumbai se Prem Mittal ne. To ye the humare listeners jinhone sahi jawaab diye aur agar aapka jawaab sahi nahi hua to koi baat nahi, nirash hone ki koi zarurat nahi. Hum aage bhi aise quiz kehlte hi rahenge magar filhal waqt hai agla gaana sunne ka jo hai Film Pardes se aur jise gaaya hai Kumar Sanu ne... (Meri Mehbooba plays on AIR) RJ Nisha ki zubaa se apna naam sunkar Prem ki khusi ka thikana Na raha. Kaha to RJ Nisha ne bas Prem ka naam hi tha magar Prem khush aise ho raha tha jaise RJ Nisha ne 3 baar kubool hai keh diya ho . Aur isi ke saath RJ Nisha apne show ka aakhri gaana play karte hue off AIR ho gayi aur Prem ko phirse ek hafte ka intezaar dekar chali gayi. Ye intezaar intezaar kuch zyada nahi ho raha? … Iss Kahani ka naam Ik Mulaqat nahi balki bohot saara intezaar hona chahiye tha. Bairhaal agle kuch weekends isi tarah beete. Har Ravivaar shaam ko 7 baje Prem ki date hoti RJ Nisha ke saath, fark bas itna tha ki ye date hai iske baare mai sirf Prem ko pata hota tha. RJ Nisha ko to koi ilm bhi nahi tha in dates ke baare mai. Magar ab Prem ne socha ki kab tak wo one way sadak pe Gaadi chalaega? Par karta to karta bhi kya? Use koi raasta bhi nazar nahi aa raha tha Kisi tarah usse baat kar paane ka, usse contact kar paane ka .Magar ShahRukh Khan kehte hai na ki agar kisi chiz ko sachhe dil se chaaho to puri kaaynaat use tumse milane mai lag jaati hai! RJ Nisha ne apne agle show mai bataya ki 98.3 kar raha hai organize ek online contest jiska naam hai Bollywood ka Betaaj Baadshah jisme puche jaane the Bollywood se realted kuch mazedaar aur difficult questions. Uske Top 5 scorers ko milne waale the Movie vocuhers aur highest scorer ko milne waala tha Direct Dil se show par on AIR aane ka mauka as a guest. Prem ne socha ki use isse achha mauka nahi milega RJ Nisha se rubaru hone ka. Usne bina waqt gavaye 98.3 FM ki website par contest ke liye register kiya aur Bollywood par research shuru kiya kyuki ishq ke iss ghulaam ko Bollywood ka Betaaj Baadshah jo banna tha. Magar yaad rahkne ke maamle to Prem ghajni se bhi zyaada bhulakkad tha, itna ki use apne dosto dwara bataye gaye kisi movie ke spoilers bhi yaad nahi rehte the aur wo har movie utni hi interest ke saath dekh paata tha. General knowledge ke maamle mai to kya kehne …Alia aur Sonakshi bhi Prem ke saamne Einstein nazar aaye. Prem ko to Sanjeev Kapoor aur Sanjeev Kumar ka fark bhi thik se nahi pata tha. Isliye Prem ne office mai 3 dino ki chutti li taaki wo saare Bollywood ke quiz questions ratt sake …batao jaha uske colleagues MBA aur MS karne ke liye chutti lete hai waha janab ne BBB (Bollywood ka Betaaj Baadshah) karne ke liye chutti le li.Yuhi thodi Ghaalib ne kaha hai ki ishq ne ‘Ghaalib’ nikamma kar dia, Warna hum bhi aadmi the kaam ke Shanivaar ki shaam 5 baje shuru hona tha contest. Magar usse pehle Prem ko ab ye tak pata tha ki konsi movie mai kis scene mai konse hero ne konse rang ka shirt pehna tha. Aap soch rahe honge ki 3 dino mai itna 360 degree change kaise aa sakta hai? Magar wo kehte hai na ki tere ishq ne nikahra hai muje iss qadar, ki ab aaina bhi kehta hai tujhe sawarne ki zarurat kya hai. To Sainik humara Jung ke liye puri tarah se taiyaar tha phir bhi nervousness aisi thi ki maano UPSC ka exam dene jaa rahe ho. Contest shuru hua aur Prem ne fatafat saare sawaalo ke jawaab dena shuru kiya. Iss baar use google search karne ki koi zarurat nahi thi kyuki ab to wo khud Bollywood ki information ka Google ban chuka tha. Usne 30 min ka contest 15 min mai poora kar diya tha. Ab intezaar tha to bas results ka jo RJ Nisha agle din apne show mai batane waali thi. Agle din jab apne show mai RJ Nisha ne top 5 scorers ke naam bataye to unme Prem ka naam bhi tha magar use top 5 nahi number 1 banna tha kyuki sirf tab use RJ Nisha se milne ka mauka mil paata. Uske baad RJ Nisha ne audience se kaha ki… RJ Nisha: Aur ab hum aapko bataenge ki kon hai wo top scorer jo bana hai Bollywood ka Betaaj Baadshah lekin kuch palon ka intezaar aur karna hoga. Pehle sun lete hai ek pyaara se gaana film Zero se jise gaaya hai Abhay Jodhpurkar aur bol likhe hai irshaad kaamil ne ……. (Mere naam tu plays on AIR) Wo jo 10th ka result aane ke pehle jo feeling hoti hai na, same wohi feeling ho rahi thi Prem ko. Dil to maano itni zoro se dhadak raha tha ki pakka RJ Nisha ko uske studio tak mai awaaz sunayi de gayi hogi. Finally jab RJ Nisha on AIR aayi aur usne winner ka naam announce kiya to wo naam Prem Mittal jaisa to biklul bhi sunayi nahi diya! Sunayi deta bhi kaise kyuki winner to tha Mayank Sharma. Ji haa ye koi Bollywood ki movie to thi nahi jisme jeet humesha Hero ki hoti hai. Prem ne us waqt likha ki …. Yu to kisi se jalna meri fitrat mai nahi, Magar tera yu kisi aur ko chahna bardasht nahi hota. To kya ShahRukh ne jo kaha tha wo jhooth tha? Lekin King of Romance ke pyaar ke baare mai kahi baat bhala jhooth kaisi ho sakti thi? To ya to Prem ka pyaar sachha nahi tha ya phir puri kaaynaat ki taqat kam pad gayi thi. Ab kaaynaat ki taqat to kam padne se rahi to zyaada chance to isi baat ka tha ki Prem ka pyaar hi sachha nahi hoga. Waise bhi sirf kisi ko sunkar, bina use dekhe, bina usse mile, bina baat kiye kisi se pyaar ho bhi kaise sakta tha. To bas apne tute dil ke saath naummed hokar jab Prem sone gaya to neend aana bada nagavaar ho raha tha. Tab Prem ne likha ki… Takiye, aansu, karwate sab chize gavahh hoti hai, Ishq mai na jaane kitni raatein tabaah hoti hai . Agle hafte Shanivaar ke din jab Prem shaam ke waqt apne ghar ki chhat par chahal kadmi kar raha tha tab use ek phone call aaya Caller: Good evening sir! Am I talking to Mr. Prem Mittal? Prem: Are Bhai, nahi chahiye koi credit card Caller: I am sorry sir but I am not from any credit card company. Instead I am calling from 98.3 FM Prem: Oh I am so sorry …yes please tell me Caller: Sir Aapne pichle week 98.3 ke online quiz contest Bollywood ka Betaaj Baadshah mai participate kiya and you were among our top 5 scorers Prem: Ji ha biklul kiya tha aur mujhe apne movie vouchers bhi mere registered email id par mil gaye the Caller: I know sir, but ye call maine aapko ye batane ke liye kiya hai ki aapko mauka mil raha hai kal hone wale RJ Nisha ke show Direct Dil se par on AIR aane ka as a guest. Prem: Hain! But contest ke winner ka naam to Mayank Sharma tha Na (Jalan ke maare Prem ko uska pura naam yaad tha) to phir mujhe kaise mauka milega show par aane ka? Caller: You are right sir but pichle 2 dino se hum Mayank sir ko contact karne ki koshih kar rahe hai but he is unreachable. We are guessing he might have lost his phone or something and he could not be contacted. So Management has decided to give this opportunity to 2nd highest scorer of the contest, which is you. To sir mujhe aapse puchna tha ki kya aap kal on AIR aane ke liye available hai? Prem: ek min let me think …kehkar usne phone ko mute par daala, phir upar aasmaan ki taraf dekha aur socha ki iss duniya mai bhagwaan hai to sahi. Use laga ab finally use RJ Nisha se milne ka mauka milega. Usne bhagwaan aur ShahRukh khan ka shukriya kiya aur ek celebration wala dance karte hue phone ko unmute karke kaha… Prem: Sure I would be available. Aap mujhe address bhej dijiye, mai pohoch jaunga time par. Caller: Sir Aapko physically aane ki biklul zarurat nahi padegi. Aapko bas humara call bridge join karna hoga aur aapka interview live nahi hoga balki wo ek pehle se recorded conversation hogi jise baad mai show ke waqt on AIR kiya jaega. Mai aapko recording ki timing aur Call bridge ki details sms kar raha hu. Thank you so much for your time Prem: (Dil pe patthar rakhkar) Thank you …bye Aas pass koi kaanch to nahi tha par phir bhi pata nahi kyu kaanch ke tutne ki awaaz zaroor aayi thi. Wo Dhoom picture mai Ali (Uday Chopra) ko sunayi deti hai na waise waali awaaz. Prem ne phir se aasmaan ki taraf dekha aur pucha tu hai ki nahi aur apna shukriya wapas liya. Magar wo kehte hai na something is always better than nothing. Phir Prem ne socha ki bhale hi use kal RJ Nisha se milne ka mauka na mile par kam se kam kal pehli baar use usse baate karne ka mauka to milega. Ab tak jise sirf suna tha kal usse apni baate kehne ka mauka milega. Neend to aaj ki raat bhi Prem ko aane se rahi, fark bas itna tha ki is baar khushi ke maare. Khair jaise taise karwate badal badal kar Prem ne wo raat guzaar di. Agle Din uske chehre par ek alag hi noor tha aur aankho mai interview shuru hone ka intezaar. Ek to ye intezaar kisi din humare ashiq ki jaan lekar rahega. Aakhir interview ka waqt aaya, Prem ne Call Bridge join ki aur apna dil thaam kar baith Gaya. Aur Phir kuch der baad use sunayi di wo makhmali aawaz ….. RJ Nisha: Hello Prem! we are about to start the recording. Are you ready? Prem: Yes Yes sure sure ready ready (Nervousness ki parakaashta ho chuki thi, Khair interview shuru hua) RJ Nisha: To awaam! Jaisa ki humne aapse waada kiya tha ki jo bhi banega humare online contest ka winner yaani ki jo banega Bollywood ka Betaaj Baadshah, use milega mauka aapke apne show Direct Dil se par on AIR aane ka. To lijiye, mere saath hai is contest ke winner yaani ki Prem Mittal. Prem welcome to direct dil se. kaise hai aap? Prem: Thank you so much Nisha, mai achha hu aap kaisi hai? RJ Nisha: Mai bhi bohot achhi hu. To kaisa lag raha hai aapko Bollywood ka Betaaj Baadshah bankar Prem: Bohot achha lag raha hai aur usse bhi achha Direct Dil Se par aakar lag raha hai. Isi bahane aapse baat karne ka mauka jo mila. RJ Nisha: bohot bohot shukriya iske liye Prem! To kya aap awaam ko batana chahenge ki iss contest ko jeetne ke liye aapne koi khaas taiyaari ki thi ya phir yuhi aapka Bollywood mai in general interest hai? Prem: Ji maine iske liye koi khaas preparations to nahi ki thi, mujhe in general Bollywood ki filme dekhne ka shauq hai aur ek baar Jo mai information padh leta hu wo mujhe yaad reh jaati hai asaani se (Jhooth ki saari seemaye par ho chuki thi magar Prem bhi kya karta! ab tak jisse impress hota aaya tha aaj use impress karne ki baari thi. Pyaar mai itna to chalta hai!) RJ Nisha: Well that’s impressive. Lagta hai aaj humare beech ek Bollywood ka Jabra Fan aaya hai. Prem: Aap aisa keh sakti hai. Waise kuch credit to aapke show Direct Dil Se ko bhi jaata hai jisme aap humesha Bollywood ki chatpati khabre sunati rehti hai. RJ Nisha: Well lagta hai aap humare show ko bhi kaafi closely follow karte hai. To Prem, aap Humari awaam ko bataenge ki aap karte kya hai? Prem: Well karta to hu mai shero shayriya magar ghar chalane ke liye maine engineering ki Hui hai. RJ Nisha: Waah! Kaafi dilchasp tareeka tha apni hobby aur profession batane ka. Prem: Kya karu, Shayar hu na to bas shabdo se khelne ki aadat hai mujhe. RJ Nisha: To phir kyu na apne shabdo ka ek khel aap humari awaam ko bhi dikhaye.Ek. Ek aapka likha hua sher ho jaaye? Prem: Biklul, kyu nahi, to arz kiya hai Mijaaz-e-Khuda jo shahjahan jaisa hota, To Kaat leta wo apne haath tujhe banane ke baad RJ Nisha: Waah Waah! Kya baat hai! Itna khubsurat sher likha hai aapne to mujhe yakeen hai ki iski koi khubsurat inspiration bhi rahi hogi. To Mr. Prem kiske ke liye likha hai aapne ye sher? Prem: Ji ye sher to maine aap hi ke liye likha tha  RJ Nisha: To awaam, dekha aapne ki aapki apni RJ Nisha ke liye ek personalized sher dedicate hua hai abhi abhi. Bohot Bohot shukriya iske liye Prem! Prem: The pleasure is mine! RJ Nisha: Kyunki aap Bollywood ke Jabra fan aur Betaaj Baadshah dono hai to aap batana chahenge humari awaam ko ki aap contest se jeete hue movie vocuhers se konsi film dekhne jaa rahe hai? Prem: Movie to koi bhi chalegi magar agar aap iss weekend free hai to kya aap saath chalengi? RJ Nisha (haste hue): Ji zaroor kyu nahi. To Prem, ab waqt hai aapse vida lene ka lekin jaane se pehle hum aap ki farmaaish ka ek gaana play karenge. To bataiye konsa gaana sunna chahenge aap? Prem: ji mai sunna chahunga 1942 A Love Story movie se gaana “Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga” RJ Nisha: Bilkul Prem! Hum ye gaana zaroor play karenge aapke liye aur humari awaam ke liye kyuki ye gaana bhi likha gaya hai Bilkul Direct Dil Se. Prem: Thank you so much RJ Nisha! Ab tak jiski sirf ek tarfa awaaz suni thi, aaj usse baate karke kaafi achha laga. RJ Nisha: I am sure humari awaam ko bhi aapki baate aur aapke sher sunkar kaafi achha laga hoga. Thank you so much for being on Direct Dil Se! To awaam, ye the humare online contest Bollywood ka Betaaj Baadshah ke winner jinhe mila tha mauka On AIR aane ka aapke apne show Direct Dil Se par. Haah! Prem ne jaisa socha tha usse bhi zyada khubsurat lamha tha ye uske liye. Use khud nahi pata chala ki usne interview mai kya kya keh dia tha kyuki wo to RJ Nisha ki awaaz live sunkar aise beh gaya tha jaise wo Zakir Bhai kehte hai na ki sakht launda pighal gaya, bilkul waise! Use bas zindagi se aur kuch nahi chahiye tha. Waise chahne ke liye aur kuch bacha bhi nahi tha kyuki RJ Nisha se milne ka koi raasta use pata nahi tha. Na to uska number pata tha na hi uska pura naam jisse use social media par dhundha ja sake. Isliye Prem ne apni Prem Kahani ka yehi anjaam kubul karke, apne ek tarfa pyaar ko har Ravivaar ki shaam 7 baje hone wali dates ke zariye jaari rahkne ka faisla kiya. Waise bhi kisi gaane ki kya khubsurat line hai ki “Mohtaaj manzil ka to nahi hai ye ek tarfa mera Safar, Safar khubsurat hai manzil se bhi ….) Magar shayad kismat ko kuch aur manzoor tha. Ye kismat bhi na badi shararti chiz hai. Jab jo chaho, uska ulta hi karti hai humare saath. Prem bhala konsa alag tha. Uske saath bhi kuch aisa hi hua. Interview recording ke agle din jab Prem apne office mai baitha kaam kar raha tha tabhi uske phone par ek WhatsApp message ka notification aaya aur saath hi aaya Truecaller ka notification bhi jisme message bhejne wale ka naam tha kyuki message kisi unknown number se aaya tha. Prem ne jab message bhejne wale ka naam dekha to uske hosh udd gaye. Wo aisa naam tha jis naam ko dekhne ki chahat to bohot thi use magar ummeed bilkul bhi nahi. To Jaisa ki aapne guess kar hi liya hai wo naam tha RJ Nisha ka. Prem ne ab tak Message dekha nahi tha kyuki wo to naam dekhkar ki baawla ho gaya aur guess karne laga ki kya pata kya message bheja ho. Shayad “Sher achha tha “ya Shayad “Kab chale movie ke liye” ya phir shayad sirf “HI”. Prem ne jab message padha to usme likha tha “That was so creep of you”. Office mai kuch toota to nahi tha phir bhi kuch tutne ki awaaz to aayi thi. Apni crush se pehla message hi agar ye aa jaaye to kaisa lagega aapko! Khair Prem ne himmat karke pucha…. Prem: Kyu kya hua? Aisa kya kar dia maine Nisha ji? RJ Nisha: Dude! You were trying to hit on me! That too on Radio! Prem: Are kaha? Mai to bas aapke sawaalo ka jawaab de raha tha  RJ Nisha: Ha magar aapka har jawaab mujh par hi target ho raha tha. Jaise aap pehle hi mann bana kar aaye ho. Prem: Well, mann bana kar aaya to nahi tha magar kya karu mere tarkash se jitne bhi teer nikal rahe the sab apne aap nishane par lag rahe the, kya karta! RJ Nisha: Kuch bhi karte but aapko ye kehne ki kya zarurat thi ki ye sher maine aapke liye likha hai. Aap apni kisi friend ka naam bhi le sakte the. Prem: Kaise le sakta tha jab wo sher aap ke liye hi likha gaya tha! Aur waise bhi, aap hi to kehti hai na har baar, “aapki apni RJ Nisha” to bas humne humari RJ Nisha ke liye keh dia. RJ Nisha: Waah! We haven’t even met aur aapne mujh par sher bhi likh diya. Waah bohot khoob! Prem: Dekha nahi to kya hua, suna to hai, har Ravivaar ki shaam ko. Waise agar aapko ye sab achha nahi lag raha tha to aapne mere movie ke sawaal par ye kyu kaha ki “ji zaroor chalenge”? RJ Nisha: Wo kya hai na, apni awaam ke saamne mai aapko ye to nahi keh sakti thi ki “Shakal dekhi hai aaine mai kabhi?” Prem: Oh! To kya mai movie ke liye na samjhu? RJ Nisha: Confidence to dekho janab ka! Inhe ab bhi ummeed ho jaise! Prem: Dekha to kabhi khuda ko bhi nahi phir bhi 5 waqt ke namazi hai, Tu mile na mile teri ummeed hi kaafi hai RJ Nisha: Man to isi waqt block karne ka kar raha hai magar sher achha hai isliye maaf kiya. Waise sher to us din wala bhi achha hi tha. Prem: Mujhe pata tha aapko zaroor achha lagega. RJ Nisha: Ha magar AIR pe sunna mujhe thoda akward laga. It’s like I don’t even know you. Prem: Are wo sher to aapke ek fan ne apne star se kaha tha. Aur star to wohi hota hai jise sab jaane par wo kisi ko na jaane. RJ Nisha: Paagal! (Aapko jaankari ke liye bata de ki jab bhi ladke ko apni kisi crush se ye shabd sunne mile to uske chehre pe ek halki si muskaan aa hi jaati hai) RJ Nisha ne message to Prem ko lataadkar use block karne ke liye kiya tha magar Prem mai aur koi talent ho na ho, tha wo ek number ka BaatFarosh. Isliye to RJ Nisha kab conversation mai kho gayi use pata hi nahi chala aur aakhir kaar Prem ko RJ Nisha ka number mil hi gaya. Blessing in disguise ka isse achha example to ho hi nahi sakta. Na Prem unintentionally flirt karta interview mai, na RJ Nisha use message karti aur naahi Prem ko Nisha se dubara baate karna ka mauka milta. Prem ne office mai baithe baithe hi ceiling ki taraf dekhkar bhagwaan ka phirse shukriya adaah kar diya. Ab un dono ke beech 2 tarah se baate hone lagi. Ek wo jo WhatsApp par hoti thi lekin wo koi babu shona types baate nahi hoti thi kyuki conversation ke ek taraf shayar jo tha. Baate kuch is tarah ki hoti thi “Taalibaan ho tum meri zindagi ke, Bemaksad Tabahi macha rakkhi hai “. Aur dusri tarah ki baate hoti thi radio ke zariye jab Prem listener’s choice mai apni farmaaish ke aise aise gaano ki request karta tha jaise maano un gaano ke zariye bhi kuch kehna chah raha ho jo wo shayad uske bina na keh paata. Jaise kabhi ye gaana “Meri awaaz hi pehchaan hai meri” jiske zariye wo batana chah raha ho RJ Nisha ko ki uski awaaz hi uski pehchaan hai Prem ke liye kyuki usne ab tak use dekha nahi tha. Ya phir kabhi ye gaana “Pehli baar hai ji Pehli baar hai ji, is qadar kisi ki dhun sawaar hai ji” jiske zariye wo apna haal-e-dil bata raha ho RJ Nisha ko. Rj Nisha ko Prem ke gaano ki farmaaish ka intezaar to nahi rehta magar ha ummeed zaroor hoti thi. Use ab apne listener’s ki list mai Prem ka naam dekhne ki aadat ho chuki thi . Kuch hafte yehi silsila chala phir aaya naaya saal aur shuru hone wale the ashiqo ke navratre yaani ki Valentine’s Week. Prem ne Nisha ko WhatsApp par message kiya… Prem: Yaar maine ab tak tumhara pura naam pucha hi nahi. Ab tak tumahra number maine RJ Nisha ke naam se save kiya hua hai. Nisha: Hahaha, to kya hua? RJ Nisha ke naam se hi save rehne do, kya fark padta hai! Prem: Are yaar batao na apna pura naam. Nisha: Kyu? FB aur Insta par stalk karna hai? Koi faida nahi hai. I don’t have any profiles on any social media platform. Waise mera naam Nisha Sinha hai. Prem: Lagta hai tumne life mai kaafi paap kiye hai. Nisha: Kyu? Prem: Tabhi to tumhara naam Nisha SINha hai  Nisha: Tumhari shayriya sunkar kabhi tumhe block nahi kiya magar tumahre jokes sunkar zaroor tumhe block kar dungi mai ….Paagal  Asal mai Prem ne naam pucha to usi karan se tha . Usne socha ki ye kaisi ladki hai jo 2020 mai bhi FB ya insta par active nahi hai. Upar se WhatsApp DP mai bhi RadhaKrishna ki photo laga rakkhi hai. Prem ko ek baar ke liye shaq hua ki parde ke piche koi ladki hai bhi ya phir dream girl ke hero Ayushmaan ki tarah koi ladka hai. Uski Nisha koi Nishant to nahi . Phir Prem ne socha ki uski kismat inti bhi kharaab nahi ho sakti. Ab to Nisha se milna anivaarya ho gaya tha, uske bina use chain nahi milne waala tha. Usne message type to kiya “Will you go out with me on 14th” magar likh kar mita diya. Wo himmat nahi juta paa raha tha kyuki rejection ka darr sataye jaa raha tha. Is waqt Pankaj Udhas ki ghazal ki ye lines Prem ki haalat ko achhi tarah bayaan kar rahi thi... Hatheli pe tumhara naam, Likhte hai mitate hai. Tumhi se pyaar karte hai, Tumhi se hi kyon chupate hai. Juban pe baat Hain lekin, Sunana hi nahin aata. Hume tumse mohabbat hai Batana bhi nahi aata Chhupana bhi nahin aata Jatana bhi nahin aata Mohabbat kaise karte hai Koi toh humko samjhaye Kahin aisa na ho ki pyaar bin Umra kat jaaye Tum se milne ka koi Bahana bhi nahi aata Hume tumse mohabbat hai Batana bhi nahi aata Chhupana bhi nahin aata Jatana bhi nahin aata Lekin Phir use apne ek dost Ajinkya ki kahi ek baat yaad aayi. (Ab chuki hum flashback mai jaa rahe hai to iss scene ko aap Black and white mai visualize kijieaga).Ajinkya ne ek baar usse kaha tha ki “Dekh Bhai agar tu ladki ko date ke liye puchega to 50 % chance hai ki wo ha kahe aur 50 % chance hai ki wo na kahe, magar agar tu puchega hi nahi to tere to zero % chance honge date pe jaane ke .Aur waise bhi 40% mai to humne engineering pass kar li to 50 % ha kehne ke jo chances wo to bohot zyada hai “.(Ab aap phir se colour mai imagine karna jaari rakh sakte hai ). To Phir aakhir kaar himmat karke Prem ne Nisha ne puch hi liya…. Prem: Will you go out with me on this 14th Nisha: LOL Prem: Iska kya matlab hua? Lots of Love? Nisha: Kaha se kharidi aisi bakwaas dictionary? Prem: Are yaar jawaab do na mere sawaal ka! Nisha: Jawaab Na hai! Prem: kyu? Kya problem hai? Nisha: Bas yuhi, ha kehne ki koi wajah nahi hai. Waise bhi you are not my boyfriend jo mai tumhare saath Valentine’s day par date par jaau. Prem: Are yaar boyfriend na sahi to apne fan se milne hi aa jao. I really want to see you, meet you. Nisha: Are! kya hua un sabka? tu mile na mile, dikhe na dikhe,ummeed n all? Prem: Wo ummeed to ab bhi hai isliye to puch raha hu, tumhari ha sunne ki ummeed me. Ek ashiq ko na kehdo but ek fan ko to ha kehdo please. Nisha: Sochungi! Agar aap ek Indian ho to aap ye achhi tarah jaante honge ki parents ka “Dekhte hai” kehna aur crush ka “Sochungi” kehna dono ka ek hi matlab hota hai…..”No, Naa, Nahi” . Prem ke liye bhi ye bhale hi officially ‘Na ‘nahi ho magar “Na” se kam bhi nahi thi aur “Ha” to bilkul bhi nahi thi. Sach hi kaha hai kisi ne “Najane kitne hi Dil Todti hai ye फरवरी Yuhi nahi kisine iske din ghataye honge “. Prem ne socha ki ek aakhri daav khelkar dekhte hai. Whataspp conversation se to Nisha ne milne ke liye ab tak ha nahi kaha tha to ab baari thi RJ Nisha se puchne ki FM 98.3 ke zariye. Jab RJ Nisha ne awaam se kaha ki aap bhej sakte hai hume apni farmaaish humare official WhatsApp number par aur hum play karenge wo aapke liye to Prem ne apni farmaaish mai ye gaana bheja “Teri shirt da mai ta button soniye” aur jab kuch der baad ye gaana play hua to iski ye lines sunkar “O Mar Gaye Yaar Deewane,O Tere Lover Purane.O Die Heart Fan Tere Hain Tuhi Kadar Na Jaane”, RJ Nisha ke chehre par bhi wohi muskaan aayi jaisi muskaan Prem ke chehre par aati thi Nisha se ‘Paagal’ sunkar .Wo samaj gayi ki Prem kya kehna chah raha hai. Ab ek ashiq ko to mana kiya jaa sakta hai magar ek fan ko kaise mana kare? Prem ke phone par RJ Nisha ka ek message aaya jisme likha tha “Konse café mai aana hai?” Prem ki khusi saatve aasmaan par thi. Us khusi ko shabdo mai agar bayaan karna ho to yu keh sakte hai jaise kisi sharaabi ko fokat ki sharaab mil gayi ho (jaante hai thoda ajeeb hai magar filhal isse achha metaphor dimaag mai aa nahi raha). Prem ne jawaab diya Prem: Jaha tum kaho waha. Waise wo movie vouchers abhi bhi expire nahi hue hai: P Nisha: Zyada khush hone ki zarurat nahi hai, it will not be a date. Rather it will be a friendly meetup or shall I say FANly meetup Prem: Oh! To mujhe milne Nisha Sinha nahi balki RJ Nisha aa rahi hai. RJ Nisha: Bilkul Prem! Prem: Achha apni koi photo to bhejo, mai tumhe us din kaise pehchanunga? Nisha: Lo! Mujhe dekhne ki chahat se aa rahe ho to agar maine pehle hi photo bhej di to kya suspense reh jaega. Don’t worry mai tumhe pehchaan jaaungi. Mujhe pata hai how do you look basharte tumne kisi aur ki DP na lagayi hui ho apni profile mai….. Taareekh to pehle se hi mukarrar thi, milne ki jagah bhi tay hui aur phir badi mushkil se katra katra karte karte 14 taareekh aakhir aa hi gai. Waise to ye Prem ki zindagi mai uska 28th Valentine’s Day tha magar iss baar baat kuch aur thi, baat behad khaas thi. Jis pal ka use pichle 5 mahino se intezaar tha akhirkaar wo pal aane hi wala tha. Wo Ik Mulaqat aakhir hone jaa rahi thi. Prem ne socha Nisha ke liye koi tohfa le jaane ka. Magar itne dino mai usne kabhi Nisha se uski pasand na-pasand to puchi hi nahi thi, pura waqt to shero-shayri mai hi nikal gaya. Prem ne ladkiyo ke liye sabse safe tohfa kharida yaani ki chocolates aur waqt se pehle hi café pohoch kar intezaar karne laga Nisha ka. Nisha ke intezaar mai Prem ko aisa lag raha tha ki maano uski ghhadi band pad chuki hai. Akhir kaar uska intezaar khatm hua aur uski table par aayi Nisha. Magar jab Prem ne Nisha ko dekha to wo ek chhote kadd ki sadharan si dikhne wali ek ladki thi, thodi umra bhi zyada lag rahi thi aur wajan mai bhi thodi bhaari thi. Yu to Prem body shaming mai vishvaas nahi rakhta tha magar fark bas itna tha ki Nisha waisi nahi thi jaisa wo uski kalpana mai hua karti thi. Wo kalpana nahi jo hum kisi ki awaaz sunkar uski shakal ki karte hai balki wo kalpana jo ek shayar karta hai, jise sochkar wo apne saare sher likhta hai. Nisha ko dekhkar Prem ke dimaag mai koi gaana bhi nahi baj raha tha. Magar shayad aisa sirf Bollywood ki filmo mai hota hai, real life mai nahi. Aur waise bhi Prem ne pyaar kiya nahi tha Prem ko pyaar hua tha. Aur Prem ka pyaar itna kamzor nahi tha ki roop ko dekhkar badal jaaye. Waise bhi use to Nisha ki awaaz se pyaar hua tha na aur wo to ab bhi wahi thi. Mahez ek jhalak mai itne saare khayaal aa gaye the Prem ke dimaag mai. Prem apni chair se utha aur isse pehle ki Nisha kuch keh paati usne Nisha ko Hug kar liya. Aur tab Nisha ne kaha “Are sir kya kar rahe ho aap. Mai to order lene aayi thi, aap mujhe hug kyu kar rahe ho “? Kya humne aapko bataya ki Prem ko uske kuch dost popat bhi bulate the? Nahi bataya? Koi nahi ab bata rahe hai. Aur wo kyu bulate the ye to aap samaj hi gaye honge  . Prem Nisha ke intezaar mai itna bawla ho gaya tha ki usne café ki waitress ko hi Nisha samaj liya. Uska dhyaan uski uniform tak pe nahi gaya aur excitement mai usne waitress ko hi hug kar liya. Women empowerment ka nuksaan agar kisi mard ko sabse zyada hua tha to wo Prem hi tha. Ek or jaha Prem bade hi embarrassing face ke saath waitress ko sorry keh raha tha, ye nazara dekhkar ek ladki ki hasee rukne ka naam hi nahi le rahi thi. Prem ne jab piche dekha to sadharan se kapdo mai khadi ek bilkul asadharan ladki thi. Uska chehra aisa tha jispar se Prem ki nazar hatne ka naam nahi le rahi thi. Uski hasee seedha Prem ke dil par lag rahi thi. Uska roop bilkul aisa tha jaise kisi shayar ki koi kalpana ho, jaise wohi Prem ki Nisha ho. Aur is baar to bakaayda Prem ke dimaag mai background music bhi baj raha tha. Kabhi ye waala “Chand si Mehbooba ho meri kab aisa Maine socha tha, Ha tum bilkul waisi ho jaisa Maine socha tha” to kabhi ye waala “Aayi aisi raat hai jo bohot khushnaseeb hai, chaahe jise durr se duniya wo mere kareeb hai”. Phir se ek hi pal mai itne saare khayaal aa rahe the Prem ke dimaag mai aur aaye bhi kyu na aakhir shayar jo thehra. Khayalo pe hi to pesha chalta hai unka. Prem ko is baar pura yakeen tha ki wohi uski Nisha hai. Usne kaha.. Prem: Hi Kalpana ……sorry sorry I mean Nisha! Nisha (Hasee control karte hue): Hi Prem! Kya baat hai, iss baar sahi pehchaan liya! Prem: Ha, mai ek hi galti dubara nahi karta. Nisha: Ha, tabhi mujhe Kalpana keh rahe the  2 coffee ka order aur bohot saara sorry lekar aur ek judgmental look dekar waitress waha se chali gayi aur Prem aur Nisha baith kar baate karne lage. Prem: I can’t believe, I am actually getting to see you. Nisha: Yakeen to mujhe bhi nahi ho raha ki mai tumhare bulane pe aa kaise gayi. Prem: My god jitna socha tha usse bhi zyada khubsurat ho tum yaar. Nisha: I know kuch aisa batao jo mujhe pata na ho! Prem: Yaar tum kisi bhi social networking sites par kyu nahi ho? Nisha: Yaar social media sites are just a waste of time. Inse bohot negativity bhi hoti hai life mai like jealously, political fights, religious grudge and so much. Prem: Must be very difficult to stay away from these sites. Nisha: No, it’s very peaceful. Tumhe bhi ek baar try karke dekhna chahiye. Prem: Oh! mai to bhul hi gaya tha, ye mai tumhare liye chocolates laaya tha. Nisha: Wow, Ferrero Rocher Chocolates! Tumhe kaise pata mujhe ye wali chocolates bohot pasand hai? Prem: Yehi to hota hai ek fan jo ek star ko usse bhi zyada jaane (Prem ne lagaya to tukka tha magar wo laga teer ki tarah aur BaatFarosh to wo hai hi humesha se ) Nisha: Baate banana to koi tumse seekhe. Well, aayi to mai bhi apne fan se hi milne thi lekin mujhe kya pata tha mil jaega ek deewana. Prem: Mai kuch samjha nahi Nisha: Jab tumne us waitress ko mujhe samaj kar hug kar liya tab mujhe yakeen ho gaya ki tum genuinely mujhe pasand karte ho tumhe isse koi fark nahi padta tha ki mai kaisi dikhti hu (Blessing in disguise number 2) Prem: Ufff! Kya kahu ab mai, mujhe to words hi nahi mil rahe kuch kehne ke liye Nisha: Kya baat hai shayar sahab. Aaj aapke shabdo ka khazana khatam kaise ho gaya? Prem: Kya kare shayriya to dil se hoti hai aur dil ne to kaam karna hi band kar diya hai (Bhai ka epic comeback) Nisha: -------------------- Prem: --------------------- Nisha: -------------------- Prem: --------------------- Nisha: -------------------- Prem: --------------------- Kya hua? Ab kya aapko ek lovey dovey couple ki puri conversation sunaye? Are kuch to apni imagination pe bhi chhod dijiye? Waise bhi jo Kahani ka title tha wo to mukammal ho gaya. Aur hum agar zyada der saath rahe to kahi aisa na ho jaaye ki jis tarah ek RJ se uske ek listener ko pyaar ho gaya usi tarah iss kahani ke reader ko uske writer se pyaar ho jaaye. To agar aapko bhi ye lagta hai ki kisi se bina mile, kisi ko bina dekhe usse pyaar ho sakta hai, kyuki pyaar koi numaaish ki chiz nahi, pyaar to bas ek ehsaas hai jise mehsus kiya jaata hai, to bas iss kahani ko aur logo tak pohcha dena. Spread love! - Pulit Agrawal

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Achanak andar unn donon mein se ek ka phone bajne laga aur woh bistar se utha apne call lene ko aur darwaze ke taraf jane laga baahar nikalne ke liye….. Kamre ke baahar to Vicky ne tripod par camera ke saath khada kiya huwa tha aur agar woh nikla to sab dekh leta aur Vicky khud khada tha darwaze ke paas….. Vicky ne suna phone baja aur kissi ne call lekar “Hello, han main hoon…..” kaha…aur Vicky ko usski awaaz darwaze ke paas ate sunayi diya…… Vicky tripod ko uthakar do kadam piche hi gaya tha ke Rita ne uss admi ko darwaze ke taraf jate dekha to jhapat kar bistar se uthi aur uss ke kaandhe se latak gayi ek eisi nakhre bhari andaaz mein yeh kehte huwe, “Kyun ji kissi aur dost ko yahan bulana hai kia ji??….” Rita sharaarati andaz mein ussko rijhate huwe rokne ki koshish kar rahi thi aur kuch natkhati tarah se usske gaal aur gale par apni hoth ko pherte ja rahi thi….

Phir darwaze ka handle thaame huwe ussne Rita se kaha,

“Ek yaar ki call hai baat to kar lene do janeman….”

Rita ne usske kaan ke paas apne honth laate huwe kaha,

“Yahin se baat karo nah ji, kyun mujhe apne ek dost ke saath akele chore jaate ho…. Aap mujhko bahot ziada pyare ho apne uss dost se bahot ziada yahin raho nah……”

Vicky sab sun raha tha baahar se aur phir darwaze ke paas apne kaan ko lagaya aur samajh gaya ke Rita ne ussko rok liya andar hi aur Vicky ki jaan mein jaan aayi aur khud se kaha,

“Bahot punhchi huwi chiz hai tu bhi Rita tujhko ziada paisa dena padega aaj ke iss kaam ke liye bahot acha kiya agar ho sakta to ek medal deta tumko main wah!”

Aur Vicky ne sab batein suna jo uss aadmi ne phone par kiya. Uss ke baton se pata chala ke woh Jugdish Raghuveer se baat kar raha tha….. aur pata chala ke Jugdish Raghuveer issi waqt desh se baahar jaa raha hai, airport ke liye nikal raha hai….ussko shak hai ke Vicky ussko maar dalega iss liye woh kalti maar raha hai…. Iss dost ne to uss se kaha,

“Are yaar hamare saath ek mashooka hai iss waqt hum donon saath hai tum bhi ajao mazaa karenge….” Magar Jugdish ne kaha,

“Tum donon honshiyaar rehna Vicky tum tak zaroor puhnchega”

Vicky uss ke baat sunkar ab pareshaan hogaya ke woh MLA ka beta nikal gaya to usska plan bilkool fail ho jaega anjaam tak pohunchne ke liye.. ab kia karega usske samajh mein nahin araha tha…..

Andar baat khatam karne ke baad Rita donon ke saath phir bistar par chali gayi aur ab ussne donon ke kapde utaarna shuru kar diye dhire dhire kiss karte huwe unn donon ke jismon par aur apne natkhat ada se rijhaati jaa rahi thi donon ko….

Udhar Vicky ghar se baahar nikla, terasse par se ussne Inspector Khan ko ghabraayi huwi awaaz mein phone kiya. Khan ne phone uthaya to Vicky ne kaha,

“Sir ji ab aap ko apna kaarnama dikhane ka waqt agaya, Jugdish Raghuveer iss waqt airport par milega aap jaldi jaakar ussko rokye agar woh nikal gaya to mera kaam band ho jaega, woh mera iss khel ka sab se badi kadi hai usski bahot sakht zaroorat hai aap ki promotion ke liye bhi…aap turant airport jaiye aur kissi bahane bhi ussko rokiye aur usski paasport ko zapt kar lijiye kia aap yeh kar sakte ho ke nahin?”

Khan ne poocha,

“Kia information sahi hai pakka hai?”

Vicky bola,

“Waqt barbaad mat kijiye Inspector sahab, jaldi airport pohunchiye aap aur rokiye ussko…..”

Khan ne phir jawaab diya,

“Tum befikar raho main abhi ussko rokta hoon, don’t worry.”

Vicky ki baat khatam bhi nahin huwi thi ke Rita baahar nikal aayi kamre se toilet jane ke bahana karke aur ussne dekha ke Vicky nahin hai wahan…. Woh bhi ghabra gayi aur tripod aur camera to dekha magar Vicky dikhaayi nahin de rahi thi… Rita ke samajh mein nahin aya ke kia Karen…… bahot pareshaan ussi kamre ke darwaze ke paas kuch der khadi rahi iss darr se ke kahin weh donon baahar na nikal aaye….. phir Vicky terasse se andar ate dikhaayi diye…. Aur Rita ki jaan mein jaan aayi aur phussur phussur karke Vicky se kaha ke weh donon nange hein andar, aur Vicky ne Rita ko wapas jane ko kaha taxi usski wait kar rahi thi ussko wapas pohuchane ke liye…..

Vicky ne dobara apne bayein muthi mein lohe wala ghunssa dala, aur dayein muthi mein woh laathi liya usski chamre ki rassi ko kalaayi mein lapeta achi tarah se bandh kar, phir revolver ko ussi hath mein lekar tripod uthate huwe apne laptop ko bazu ke niche thaame kamre mein ghussa…..

Jeise hi woh andar gaya, weh donon bilkool nange heyraan ussko dekh kar poocha,

“Kaun ho tum? Andar keise aaye?”

Itna hi poocha ke Vicky ke usske jaangh par ek goli maari…. Tab tak usska dusra dost jaldi se bistar ke piche chup gaya yeh kehte huwe,

“Abe yeh Vicky hoga abhi abhi Jugdish ne kaha honshiyaar rehne ko!”

Vicky darwaze ke paas hi khada aur araam se tripod ko standing position par rakh raha tha aur apne laptop ko ek desk par…..

Jissko jang mein goli lagi thi woh dard se kahanr raha tha, bistar ke chaadar khoon se latpath ho chuke the usske gale se awaaz nahin nikal rahi thi, aur usska dost bistar ke piche se mundi nikal kar jhankne ki koshish kar raha tha tab Vicky ne kaha,

“Baahar nikal ya teri khopdi par hi goli marun?”

Woh thar thar kamp raha tha, aur kaha,

“Mujhko zor se peshab lagi hai muthna hai mujhe, mujhe toilet jane do please”

“Nanga hai nah? Yahin par hag aur mooth de aaj; weise goli lagne se mooth apne aap baahar nikal jaegi….”

Magar woh bed ke piche wala ghusse mein nanga nikla aur badi zor se dawdte huwe Vicky ke taraf lapta….. Vicky ne bilkool nahin sochta tha ke woh weisa karega, iss liye goli nahin chala paaya aur tab tak woh Vicky par lapak gaya tha aur Vicky ko maar to nahin saka magar apne danton se Vicky ke kaan ko badi zor se kaata….. Vicky ko dard hone laga, kaan ko woh chorr hi nahin raha tha aur khinch bhi raha tha…tab Vicky ne usske jaangh par revolver ko place kiya aur trigger daba di…. Aur uss ne sach mein charr charr mooth dala wahin par goli lagne ke baad….

Vicky apne kaan ko pakre wardrobe ke aine ke paas dekhne gaya kaan ko, khoon beh rahe the, saale ne ek randi ki tarah kaan ko kaata!! Vicky ko bahot dard ho raha tha….phir bhi ussko apna kaam to tamaam karna tha……

Vicky ne laathi ko thaama aur donon ko ek ek karke peethne laga yeh alphaaz dohrate huwe,

“Meri behen ki izat loote tum donon kutton ne? Kia samjha tha bach jaoge, kuch nahin hoga hein? Insaaf issi dunya mein hoti hein ab dekho tum donon ki haalat kaun mai ka laal bacha sakta hai iss waqt tum donon ko mere chungal se? kahan hai tera woh MLA dost, bula ussko bulao ussko kutto kaminon, rand ke awlaado… chahun to tum donon ko kissi se chudwa sakta hoon tum donon ke gaand mein yeh laati thus sakta hoon, dalun kia yeh laati tum donon ke gaand mein? Dalun? Dalun kia?….”

Aur andhadhun Vicky maarta gaya maarta gaya donon ko lagaataar, donon ke haddiyan toot toot gaye, hadiyon ke tutne ki awaaz sunaayi de rahi thi…donon maafi maang rahe the, tarap rahe the, magar Vicky kuch bhi nahin sun raha tha, aur khud Vicky ke enkhon se ensoo beh rahe the jab maarte waqt woh apni behen ka naam le lekar donon ko mare jaa raha tha……

Jab khud Vicky maarte maarte thak gaya aur hanffte huwe jab ghaur kiya to donon behosh khoon mein ladpat the bed par pade huwe… woh behosh aadmi ko mare jaa raha tha…..

Phir Vicky ne ek gilaas paani piya jo bedroom ke bagal mein rakha huwa tha aur ek cigarette jalaayi aur donon ko wapas hosh mein ane ka intezaar karne laga….

Iss baar Vicky ne inn donon ka film nahin utara maarne se pehle, In ki recording nahin kiya, usska ek vajah tha, usska plan kuch aur tha….. Jab donon tarapte huwe hosh mein aaye to Vicky ne revolver taane unn ke taraf aur kaha, “Its time to say bye to this world kyun ke ab narak ka dwaar khul raha hai tum donon ke liye….. jao wahin ek dusre ke gale mil lena….”

Aur Vicky ne donon ke sar par golian chalye..do do golian donon ke khopri mein penetrate huwe…… aur uss ke baad Vicky ne tasveerein aur video banaye unn donon ke laash ki…. bed khoon se latpath, donon ke chehre toote phoote huwe khoon mein laal phir goli ka nishaan sar par aur jaanghon par…sab ki video banaayi Vicky ne aur jaldi se wahan se nikle Inspector Khan se baat karne ke liye…..

To be continued……………….

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Prime Minister house main aik bahut bari press conference  honay lagee thee . Press Conference Iffat Nasir kay uss plan SSP (Swift and Stable Project) kay baray main thee jiss ki approval UNESCO nay day dee thee .. Yeh aik bahut bara project tha aur iss ka budget UNESCO ki history ka kissi aik project ka sub say bara budget tha,, Government iss project ko aik inqlab ka darja de rahi thee,, Bazaahir opposition members issay waqt ka ziaaa aur naaqaabil amal project keh rahi thay  lakin off the record woh bhee issay aik bahut achaa mansooba qarar de rahay thay.Iffat Nasir bahut ziaada khush thee aur aaj woh  Prime Minister kay saath aik press conference say khitab kernay waali thee … 

Prime Minister house ka haal media kay logon  say khacha khach bhraa hua thaa. Iffat Nasir Prime Minister aur Information Minister aik sath haal main dakhil huay tu haal main khamoshi chaa gyee .. Information Minister nay Project kay baray main btana shuru kia . aadhay ghantay ki briefing kay baad sawal jawab ka silsila shuroo hua .. 

Sahafi: Mr Prime Minister aap SSP  kay baaray main kitnay pur umeed haen ?

Prime Minister: More than 100 percent.. yeh project hmain pehlay saal hee result dena shuru ker de gaa ,,, sub say bree baat yeh hai keh iss main sub say ziaada focus Baluchistan aur Khyber Pakhtunkhaw per kia gia hae ,,,, 

Sahafi: Madam Education Minister ,  aap ki constituency main SSP kay 35 point bnaye gaye haen jub keh baaqi tmam constituencies main 15 say 20 tk points haen …. Iss discrimination ki wjaah ?

Iffat: yeh sb opposition ka propaganda hae ,,,, jub unhain kuch nahin milaa tu points ko issue bnaa lia hae ,,, koi discrimination kahin bhee nahin hae …..

Sahafi: Mr Prime Minister , baqaul aap kay aaj aap nay awam say kia gia aik waada poora ker dia hae iss project ko launch kr kay ,,, aik waada aap ka law and order kaa thaa ,,,, aaj bhee bomb blast ho rahay haen ,,,, aaj bhee be qasoor mer rahay haen ,,,, yeh kb tk chalay gaa ????

Prime Minister: Hum nay day first say law and order ko apni top priority pay rkhaa huaa hae ,,,, hmari government main law and order main kaafi behtree aaee hae ,,, maen nahin kehtaa keh sub achaa hae ,,, lakin sub buraa bhee nahin hae ,,,, Tehreek  ko maen aik baar phir kehtaa hoon keh wo bandooq phaenk dain aur hmaray saath muzaakraat krain ,,, 

Sahafi: Madam , Project kay hawalay say Tehreek  ki yeh threat aaee hae keh wo issay nahin chalnay dain gay ,,, iss baat main  sachaee bhee hae keh iss project ki tmam funding WEST say aa rahi hae,,,, aap kaa kia khial hae ,,,,,

Iffat apni chair say thoree see aagay aaee ,,,, Khawja Sb aur Javed Abru (information minister) smajh gaye keh ab sahafi ki khaer nahin haen ,,,,

Iffat: Dekhain bhai hmain yeh nahin sochna chaahiay keh funding kahan say hae…. UNESCO poori dunia main reforms kay kaam kr rhaa hae ,,,, jiss main majority Muslim countries haen ,,, ab agar uss kay budget ka 10 ya 15 percent say yahan ghareeboon ki kismet badal sakti hae tu kia burraa hae ? sawal yeh hae keh cost kia hae yaa hmain kia dena hae ?? iss ka jawab hae keh kuch bhee nahin ,,,,, maen Tehreek  say yeh kehna chaahti hun keh wo aesay mansoobon ki mukhalfat naa krain ,,,, Rahi baat EAST yaa WEST ki tu meray bhai ,,,, WEST ki bnaaee hui bijlee ,,, gaari ,,, camera ,,,, AC ,,,Computer ,,,, mobile  hataa keh yeh writing pen bahut achay haen tu kia un kay pessay burray haen ???? Pesson pe tanqeed krnay walon ko pehlay in cheezon ka bycott krna ho gaa ,,,,,

Sahaafi: Madam ,, Tehreek kaa clear cut biaan aaya hae keh wo aesaa kuch nahin honay dain gay ,,,,,,,

Iffat: Hmain awam ki taaqat pay bhrosa hae,,, awam khud yeh project chlwaayen gi … 

Sahaafi: aap ko security threats haen ,,,,,,,,,

Iffat: Meri kissi say koi dushmani nahin hae,,,,, meraa peghaam mohabat hae ,, jahan tk pahunchay ,,,,,

Press conference khatam ho gyee aur Iffat Nasir Prime Minister kay sath office chali gyee ,,,,,,Office main jaatay hee Khawja Sb Iffat pay bras pray …..

Prime Minister: O madam tarzon ,,,,,,, please security lo …… aap aesay phirtee ho jessay iss mulk main kuch nahin ho rahaa ,,,,,,

Iffat: Sir ,,,,,maen nay security lee hui hae lakin extra ordinary security say meraa dm ghutnay lgtaa hae ,,,,,,, 

Prime Minister: Iffat tum nay meri baat naa maan nay ki qasam uthaa rakhi hae ,,,, meraa Allah jaantaa hae mujhay tumhari jaan ziaada aziz hae ,,,, war gyee ministree maan kay ghoosay,,,,,,,,,,,, 

Javed Abro nay zor say gala saaf kia aur Prime Minister ko ihsaas dilaya keh Iffat wahan maujood hae……,, Iffat andar say qehqahay lgaa rahi thee lakin uss kay chehray say lug rahaa thaa keh uss nay Khawja Sb ki baat hee nahin sunee ,,,,, Thoree hee der baad Iffat apnay office chali gyee,,,,,,,,

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 Office , phir public secreteriate aur phir ghar ,,,,, wo ghar pahunchi tu bahut khush thee . Wo jessay hee darwazay say enter hui to Shagufta doooor say bhagti hui aaee aur cheekh maar kay uss kay galay lug gyee . Iffat kay liay yeh saaree situation bahut achaank paeda hui …. Pehlay tu wo yeh samjhi ki shayad Yasir aur Shagufta ki laraaee hui hae ,,, Iffat nay ussay  galay say lagaa liaa aur ussay piar krnay lgi ,,,, 

Iffat: yar ki hua ,,,,, kuch btao tu sahee ,,,,,,,,, Yasir say laraaee hui hae kia ? achaa koi baat nahin ,,,,maen ussay ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Shagufta: bhaaaa ………bhaabhi ,,,,,, bhaabhi ,,,,, yasir say ,,,, yasir say ,,,,, koi laraaee nahin hui ,,,,, Bhabhi ,,,, Allah aap ko salaamat rakhay ,,,,,,, aap chor dain yeh sub kuch ,,,,, chor dain siaasat ,,,,, hmain nahin chaahiay ,,,, hum Canada chalay jaayen gay ,,,,, hum Pakistan chor dain gay ,,,,, maen wahan naukri kr loon gi ,,,, house maid bun jaoon gi ,,,,, aap chor dain ,,,,,,,, bus ,,,, bus ,,,,,, aap ko ,,,,, aap ko Gillu ki kassam ,,,,,,

Iffat: lakin kiun yar ????? kiun ? hum kiun chorain yeh mulk ? aakhir huaa kia hae ? kuch btao tu sahi ??????

Shagufta: Bhabhi ,,,,,, kissi Saifulislaam kaa phone aaya thaa ,,,,,, abhee ,,,, wo kehtaa thaa keh Tehreek aap ko maar daalay gi ,,,,, pooray khandan ko ,,,,, hmaree safety issi main hae keh hum Pakistan chor dain ,,,,,,,,

Iffat: Ohhhhhhhh,,,,,,,,,,, maen samajh gyee ,,,,,, Land line pay call aaee thee ? CLI pe number note kia thaa ? chlo maen dekh leti hoon ,,,,,, aap khud ko sambhalo ,,,,, kuch nahin ho gaa aesa ,,,,,,, 

Iffat Phone kay qareeb gyeee aur number check kia ,,,,, phir uss nay apnay phone say Interior Minister ko call ki ,,,,,,

Iffat: Bajwa Sb ,,,,, AOA,,,,,,, haan maen theek hoon,,,,,, meray ghar ki land line pay check lgwaaya huaa hai naa????? ……. Ok…….. good,,,,,,,, achaa aik number maen aap ko SMS kr rahi hoon ,,,,, issay trace krwaayen ,,,,, meray ghar call aaeee hae ,,,,, haan jee haannn jee threat hae ,,,,,,, zraa check krwaaen ,,,,, maen apni Dewrani ko attend kr loon jiss nay call attend ki hai …….. Allah Hafiz ,,,,,, 

Iffat dubara Shagufta ki traf mutwaja hui ,,,,,,, 

Iffat: aray yar ,,,,,, kuch nahin haei ,,,,, yeh buzdil log dhamkian detay rehtay haen ,,,,,, kuch nahin ho gaaa ,,,,,,,, Don’t worry …..

Shagufta: Bhabhi,,,,,,,,,,, uss khabees ko hum sb ghar walon kay naam tk pta thay ,,,,, Arabic lehja thaa ,,,,,, 

Iffat: Dfaa kro ,,,,, don’t worry ? jo raat qabar main aani hae ,,,,,,,, 

Shagufta: Bhabhi Khuda kay waastay ,,,,,, chor dain yeh sub ,,,,, 

Iffat: lakin kiun ?????????? aakhir kiuuuuuuuuuuun ???????? Mulk hmara ,,,, dharti hmari ,,,,, sub kuch hmara ,,,,,,,,,,,,,hum kiun chorain ,,,,,,,,, hum nay kissi kaa kiaa bigaara hae ????? hmaree buzdillee nay he in logon ko sher kia hae ,,,,,, achaa choro ,,,,,, yeh btao aaj sham ko chalna hae shaadi shopping krnay? Kitnay pessay diay haen Yasir nay ?

Shagufta: Bhabhi maen bachi nahin hun ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, aap 

Iffat: haan haan tum kahan bachi ho ,,,,, agar bachi hoti tu 2 bachay kahan say aatay ,,,,,,,, hahahahaha ,,,,,,,, by the way ,,,,,,,,, kitnay lun dekh chuki ho ab tk ,,,,,,,,,,,,

Shagufta: Sach btaaooon ? qassam say bilkull sach ,,,,,,, apnay bachon ki qassam ,,,,, maen nay 2 lun dekhay haen ,,,,,,,,,,,,

Iffat ko aik jhatkaa saa lgaa ,,,,,, uss nay ghaer yaqeeni aankhon say Shagufta ko dekha ,,,,,

Shagufta: Qassam say bhabhi ,,,,,, maen nay 2 lun dekhay haen ,,,,,, aik Nasir kaa aur aik Gillu kaaa,,,,,,,,,,,,, hahahahahahahaha

Iffat nay apnaa jootaa utaar kay ussay bahut zor say maara ,,,,, aur woh donon hans hans kay lot pot ho gyee ,,,,,,,,,

Shagufta: Bhabhi ,,,,,, kia program final hua ? aap nay aaj btaana thaa ,,,,,,, 

Iffat: Yar 5 taareekh ko Zeshan ki mangni hae …… aap saaray wahan Faisalabad ho gay ,,,,, maen nahin ,,,, maen nay Sarwat baji say ijazat lay li hae ,,,, aap 6 ko wahan say Multan jao gay by road ,,,,,, maen aur Nasir 6 ko hee subha subha wahan pahunch jaayen gay ,,,, hum sub ka stay Hotel Ramaada main ho ga …..6 kaa din hmari kuch meetings haen ,,,,, 7 ko Shadi hae ,,,,, 7 ko hee sham ki flight say maen waapus Multan say by air aur aap by road ,,,,,,,, ok ? kessaaa?

Shagufta: balay bhai balay ,,,,, minister sahibaa by air ,,,, aur hum by road ? kia baat hae ? Ministron ko 2 phudian hoti haen kia ?

Iffat: Nahin ,,,,,, Male Ministers kay 2 lun hotay haen ,,,,,,,, bch kay rehnaa ,,,,,,,,

Shagufta: waaqeeee ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, aap ko kessay ptaaa ? Khawja Sb kay 2 lun haen kia ????

Iffat nay phir zor say ussay thappar lgaaya …… aur uth kay apnay kamray main chali gyee ,,,,,,, wo thak gyee thee ,,,,, unhi kapron kay saath late gyee aur thori hee der main kamray main uss kay halkay halkay khraatay goonjnay lgay ,,,,,,,,,

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Daewoo Express 100 KM ki speed se Multan Road pay fraatay bher rahi thee ,,,,, Window wali seat pay betha Murad Ali saath bhaagty huay kheton ka manzar dekh raha thaa ,,,,, ussay khamoshi say safar krna bahut acha lgtaa thaa ,,,,, uss sakht koft hoti thee agar saath main betha hua koi musaafir khamkhaah baatain kernaa shuru ker detaa thaa ,,,,, aaj uss kay sath wali seat pay koi nahin thaa ,,,,, ussay woh saaree baatain saaray manaazir yad aanay lug gaye ,,,,, Amman Hameeda ,,,,,, Zaman Shah ,,,,, Zaib ,,,,, Kamran Shah ,,,,,, farm house ki annexi pay Iffat kay saath guzaaray huay woh saat din ,,,,,,,, woh saaray log uss ki zindagi ki yadon ka hisa thay ,,,,, Zaib aur Hameeda tu kabhi uss kay zehn say nahin nikal skay thay ,,,,, woh ghalib kaa aik sher yaad krnay ki koshish kr raha thaa ,,,,,, sher tu yad naa aayaa lakin mafhoom yeh thaa keh khoobsoorat log dfan honay kay baad zameen say phooloon ki soorat main numaayan hotay haen ,,,,,, Waaqee aesaa hee thaa ,,,,, kia Zaib , Hameeda ya Zaman Shah say brh kay koi khoobsoorat thaa iss dunia main ???? woh mujasma e wafaa thay ,,,,, agar kisi nay wafa khloos aur qurbaani kaa matlub seekhnaa ho tu wo un ki zindagi study kr lain sirf ,,,,,, 

Murad sawb gunah kay falsafay say hut kay yeh dekh raha thaa keh apni soch main musbat honaa aur kissi kay kaam aanaa,,,,,,,, iss say brh kay kia koi ibaadat hae iss dunia main ,,,,, wo sochtaa rehtaa thaa keh uss nake aur parhezgaar kaa iss muashray ko kia faaidaa hae jiss ki socity uss kay kaalay dhandhon say naa khush aur preshan ho ,,,,,, wo  sochtaa rahaa aur ulajhtaa giaa ,,,,,, iss uljhan main Bus Hostess uss kay pass aaee ,,,,,, 

Murad: Jee Bee Bee ?

Hostess: Sir ,,,,, aik request hae aap say ,,,,, aagay Sahiwal aa raha hae ,,,,, hmaray computer system ki ghalti say duplication ho gyee hae ,,,,,, aap ko seat change krnay ki request hae ,,,,, but Sir ,,,,,,, don’t worry ,,,,,, we will pay for that ,,,,, we will pay twice of the fare charges to you ,,,,,,, sir please,,,,,,,

Murad: iss main ghabraanay ki kia baat hae,,,,, maen seat change kr loon gaa ,,,,,,,, and why you will pay me ?

Hostess: Sir ,,,,, ghalti hmaree company ki hae,,,,,      

Murad: Then what BB???? Ghalti har kaam krnay waalay insaan say hoti hae ,,,,,, jo bhee kaam kray gaa woh ghalti bhee ,,,,,,,,, any way ,,,,,,,,,, Don’t worry ….. where I will have to sit ?

Hostess: Sir ,,,,, Seat No 32 ,,,,,,,, sir thank you very much ,,,,,,,

Murad: My pleasure BB ,,,,,,,, 

Hostess yeh sochtay huay chali gyee keh agar iss trah ki positivity ho tu dunia main aadhee preshanian kum ho jaayen gi ,,,,,, 

Ussi waqt Sahiwal ruknay ki announcement hui. Murad gari say baahar aaya. Woh hotel main jaanay ki bjaaye sarak kay saath saath phaelay  huay un kheton ko dekhta raha jo aaj din tk uss ki kamzori thay. 15 minute kay stop over kaybaad gari dubara Bahawapur ki traf  bhaag pri lakin Murad ki manzil uss kaa sohnaa shehr Khanewal thaa jahan Nida uss ka intizar kar rahi thee …. Isseee shehr main ussay Hameeda ki khushbu aati thee ,,, aur Zaibunisa ,,,,,, uss kaa wajood tu har khoobsoorat cheez main mill giaa thaa ,,,, thandi hawaen ,,,, urtay prinday ,,,, mehaktay phool ,,,, yeh sub kuch Zaib kay muskuratay chehray kaa doosraa roop thay ,,,,,, 

Murad mobile ki bell say chaunk praa ,,,, Murad muskuraa diaa kiunkay doosri side pay Nida thee …….

Nida: AOA ,,,,,,kub tk pahunch rahay haen khaer say ?

Murad: bus ,,,,, 90 minutes aur ,,,,,,,

Nida: baegan kaa bhartaa bnaaya hae ,,,,, aap ko bahut achaa lgtaa hae ,,,,, aaj tandoor pay roti bhee maen khud lagoon gi ,,,,,, Makhan bhee rakhaa hae ,,,,,, aur kuch ?

Murad: nahin bus ,,,,,,, Chaachoo ki call aaee thee …… wo preshan thay ,,,, maen nay unhain btaya hae keh maen khud aa kay DCO say baat kr loon gaa ,,,,, 

Nida: haan Murad ,,,, ptaaa nahin uss haraami ko kia takleef hae?

Murad: yar ussay Security arrangements ki museebat pari hae ,,,, zahir hae Iffat Nasir koi maamooli personality nahin hae ,,,,, anyway maen aa kay baat krta hoon uss say ,,,,, 

Nida: meri aaj baat hui thee Iffat aapi say ……. Maen nay unhain kuch nahin btayaa…..

Murad: achaaa kia …. Achaaa ab phone band kro ….. bus thori der main maen pahunch rahaaa hoon ,,,,,

Nida: OK jan love u,,,,,, Allah Hafiz 

DCO office main intizar krtay huay Murad ko aik ghantay se ziaada ho gia thaa ,,, ussay bahut ziaada koft ho rahi thee ,,,, intizar ki waja say nahin balkeh ussay yeh keh kay bithaaya gia thaa keh DCO meeting main masroof haen lakin andar say kehkahoon ki awaazain saaf aa rahi thee ,,,, uss nay soch lia thaa keh agar aglay 15 minute main ussay milnay ka naa kaha giaa tu wo bagher ijaazat andar chala jaaye gaa ,,,, lakin iss ki nobat naa aa saki ,,,,, paanch minute baad DCO kay office kaa darwaaza khulaa aur andar say Taemur Khan braamad hua ,,,, wo donoon aik doosray ko dekh kay thithak gaye lakin aglay hee lamhay Taemur nay apnay makhsoos style main aik naaraa maaraa ,,,,, 

Taemur: Oay be ghaerat ,,,,,,, tu kub aayaa ??? haraami tu nay btaaya tk nahin ,,,,, Kamran Shah nay bhee koi zikar ,,,,,,,,,,

Murad nay Taemur kay peechay dekha tu DCO preshani kay aalam main khara Taemur aur Murad ko dekhay jaa rahaa thaa ,,,,,,

Murad: yar mujhay 15 din huay haen ,,,, maen nay aaj tujhay phone kernaa thaa ,,,,, Kamran bhai say bhee mulaaqat nahin ho saki ,,,,,, 

Taemur: Achaaa bhaunk naa balkeh mujhay bhauknay de ,,,,,, hahahahaha ,,,,,, meri aik bahut zaroori meeting hae,,,,,, mujhay 5 bjay kahan milay gaa ,,,,, maennay tikkaa kay teri  maarni hae ,,,,,,, Yar Riaz yeh meraa maashooq hae Murad Ali ,,,,, iss ki woh bahut zabardast hae ,,,, agar maarni ho tu ,,,,,,,,, hahahahaha 

Murad: Chal theek hae ,,,,, maen 5 bjay miltaa hoon tujhay ,,,,, Multan ho gaa naa tu ?

Taemur: Han han ,,,,, meraa cell no hae naa teray pass ??? maen chaltaa hoon ,,,,, budhaa haraami abhi bhaunknay lug jaaye gaa ,,,, I mean mera DIG ,,,,,,,,,, hahahaha 

Taemur jaldi se baahar nikal giaa ,,,,,, DCO nay bahut naagwaari say Murad ko dekhaa aur ussay apnay office lay gia ,,,,,,,

Murad: Riaz sb mujhay Murad Ali kehtay haen,,,,, aaj subhaa phone pe baat hui thee ,,,,

DCO: haan haan mujhay yaad hae ,,,,,,, yar yeh aap nay kiaa museebat khari ker dee hae hmaaray liay ….. Commissioner sb bhee preshan haen aur unhoon nay burraa mnaaya hua hae ,,,,,, aap tu UK say aaye haen ,,,, aap ko idea nahin keh aaj kal hum log kiss azaab say guzar rahay haen Law and Order ki situation ki wajaa say ,,,,,, humnay apni jaan hatheli pay rakhay hui hae ,,,,, aap nay Minister ko invite tu ker lia hae apni shaadi pay lakin kuch tu sochaa hotaa ,,,,,, 

Murad bahut sabar say uss ki baat suntaa rahaa ,,,,,,, ussay ghussaa bhee bahut aa rahaa thaa ,,,,,, 

Murad:  DCO sb ,,,,,,,, pehli baat tu yeh hae keh maen issi shehr kaa rehnay waala hoon jahan kay aap haakim haen ,,,,,, Madam Iffat meri meherbaan dost haen ,,,,, meri shaadi pay un kaa aanaa meray liay fakhar aur khushi ki baat hae ,,,,, aap ki duties aap ko ptaa haen ,,,,, maen sirf itnaa btaanay aaya hoon keh Multan Road kay Bandhan Shadi Haal main Mehndi aur Walima kaa function hae ,,,,, meray tamam guests meri family kay dekhay bhaalay log haen ,,,, meray chaachoo un logon ko gate pay receive krain gay ,,,, baaqi aap ki security ho gi madam kay liay ,,,,,,,,,,

Riaz: Yar yahi tu museebat hae ,,,,,,, baat yaheen khatam nahin ho jaati ,,,,, Iffat nay aana hae ,,,,,,,,,

Murad: Excuse me sir ,,,,,,,,,,, Madam Iffat Nasir ,,,,,, not Iffat ,,,,,,,, she is honourable guest for me ,,,,,, maen nay aap ko jo batana thaa btaa diaa ,,,,,,, baaqi aap jaanain aur aap kaa kaam ,,,,,,, agar aap nay security reason ki waja say unhain rokaa tu phir maen unhain aap kaa attitude btaaoon gaa ,,,,,,, otherwise I know all about the relations of Politicians and bureaucracy ……… Mujhay ijaazat ?

DCO kuch der kay liay soch main per giaa ,,,,,,,, 

DCO: Theek hae Murad Ali Sb ,,,,,, maen work out kertaa hoon saara security plan ,,,,, lakin yaqeen krain aap nay mujhay mushkil main daal dia hae ,,,,,, aap ko ptaa nahin keh haalat kitnay khraab haen ,,,,,, waesay aap nay UK nationality tu lay lee ho gi ….. 

Murad: Riaz sb mujhay Khanewal say bahut piar hae,,,,,, iss kay haray bharay khate meri jaan haen ,,,,,, iss ki kachi tooti hui sarkain meray liay Manchester say ziaada ehm haen ,,,,, 

DCO: aap yahan nahin rahay naaa iss liay ,,,,,,,,,,,, hahahahaha ,,,,,,,, jahanam bun chukka hae yeh mulk ,,,,,,,, 

Murad khara ho giaa ,,,,,, uss nay DCO say haath milaatay huay kaha ,,,,,,,

Murad: Sir jee Love Pakistan or Leave Pakistan ,,,,,,,, hum tu idhar haen ,,,,,, aap ki merzi,,,,,,, 

Murad Ali baahar nikal aaya ,,,,, abhi paanch bajnay main kaafi der thee ,,,,,, ussay abhee Roop Nagar bhee jana thaa aur Kamran Shah say milnay bhee ,,,,,,,

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