#tulip.anon

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OMG YES

And imagine reader having her own version of the cowboy hat rule like once she put's it on his head he has to give her head like 😭

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she switches their hats over and just grins and this boy’s brain just stops working😭he needs ten minutes to process what she’s insinuating before he’s like, “hell yeah, baby, let’s go back to the hotel”

or he makes a joke to try and fluster her about whether she will ride his dick or his face but he’s the one blushing when she’s like, “why not both?”

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OMG I JUST HAD THE CUTEST LITTLE IDEA AND I HAVE TO SHARE IT WITH YOU

So we all know that max is like a geography nerd so imagine there a new young driver in the grid who he has a major crush on and all the drivers are hanging out but reader thinks that max doesn't like her because he's really quiet and shy around her but that's just because he's nervous so anyways the whole grid is there and somehow the conversation turns to like geography and travel somehow and reader makes a mistake and says like oh I love going to the capital of italy, Venice and max just whispers under his breath it's rome and everyone goes quiet and he like awkwardly coughs and gets all shy and he's like "the capital of italy...it's uh rome" and she's like oh okay and all the other drivers are internally smacking their foreheads because why is he acting like this to the girl yes madly in love with

But yeah that's all I have so have fun with it ig

love ur writing so much by the way!!

(Ps, can I be tulip.anon)

I SEE YOU AND I RAISE YOU:

reader who has a crush on max despite the fact it seems like the boy despises her. but hey! who doesn’t love an unavailable man! yet, it bothers her a little that max has rivalries with other drives but still talks to them, but doesn’t do that to her

so she starts purposely playing dumb with geography and getting things wrong so max corrects her because she knows he can’t resist. does it make everyone else feel awkward? hell yeah🤠but does she care? absolutely fucking not! not when he’s maxsplaining and finally talking to her!

the whole grid are just so done with these idiots and are patiently waiting for them to realise how the other feels😭

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Imagine reader driving but not in the formula series and in like nascar or indycar or something and a rumor starts going around that she might have an f1 seat for the next season and a reporter asks max about it and his opinion on her and he just starts rambling and grinning because he's been crushing on her for SOOO long and he says how he's a huge fan of her and that she's the only reason he watches nascar or indy and that he really loves her driving style. I low-key think nascar would be crazy because everyone would be like "lol, why tf is he do obsessed with a niche sport that literally only takes place in america and only 'mericanz care about??"

This came to me in a wine-drunk induced dream especially after seeing the interviews of him talking about Charles 😌

-tulip.anon

PLEASE IM OBSESSED

he tries to pass it off as just another maxplaining situation but everyone can see the way he’s grinning and blushing and perking up the second she’s mentioned!!!

and the fact it mimics the way he talks about charles in interviews is just so—😭

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Ok but imagine Carlos being so obsessed with car restorer/mechanic reader that once he gets his car back he makes a point to like bash a headlight or just tell her it's making a weird noise just so he could spend more time in Monaco with her. Also imagine him finally summing up the courage to ask her out so he calls the number on the auto shop card, just for it to be picked up by one of her overprotective brothers like he would be so flabbergasted

-tulip.anon

MY MAN IS BAFFLED😭😭😭

charles definitely fucks up one of his cars (I mean, look how he fucking parks) and carlos jumps at the opportunity to take his car to the shop

and he spends the whole time watching her work on it, trying to gain the confidence to just blurt out and ask her out to this cool sushi place he vaguely remembered her saying she wanted to visit but one of the brothers walks in just before he does it and he just kinda blurts out, “SUSHI TIME!”

and everyone is staring at him like ??? and he’s contemplating just grabbing one of the tools from her cart and smacking himself with it

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Imagine it being caught in camera, like in the background of an interview you just see her take off their hats and switch them around and lean in to whisper something and the next thing you know Daniel has his fingers in her belt loops pulling her in for a mix before dragging her back to his driver room

Or reader and Zach drag him to a small town store and are finally getting him an authentic high quality hat because "all his others aren't the real deal"(in southern accent ofc) and it being super fancy like either cowhide or snakeskin and him being asked about it in an interview and he's just like all red and flustered but brining because he gets to talk about his girl

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just imagining he’s doing his wee texan accent and joking around but the second she’s around him, he just gets all shy and flustered

and just thinking about the fact he called himself big ric on his austin gp merch and now imagining her teasing him by calling him that just to watch his whole face go red🥲

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No thoughts, only Lance eating you out so good and like a man starved that you have to literally drag him off by his hair, just for him to look back up at you with your arousal drippong off his beard and a sly grin on his face, making you need him again more than ever

Like no one can tell me that he doesn't give the wettest, sloppiest, hungriest, messiest, most mind boggling, life altering, political orientation shifting, back arching, toes curling, lungs heaving, thighs quivering, Samsung spin cycle type head EVER

that's it. that's where my minds at rn.

-tulip.anon

bless ahshsbzjsbsb love this for you but I don’t really have much to say/add since I’m not really a lance girlie in that way

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Hey cece ik it's been a while but I just wanted to check in on you and I also have a bit of inspo to drop on in

So I don't know if you've seen these tiktoks but basically I've seen a couple of them to some nle choppa song where a girl lipsyncs the first part which is "she my private dancer you can call her phone but she ain't gon' answer" and then the guy peeks his head out or like puts his hands around her waist and puts his chin on her shoulder and says " you can call her phone and I'll probably answer" and I think it's so cute for a hard launch but just imagine rival!reader and max posting this after Abu Dhabi or Vegas like obviously drunk or hungover maybe even you can see that their both topless and in a bed and everyone is just so bamboozled and shocked bc they both have like that post-sex look and maybe the video is obviously taken at night and they apparently hate each other right??sorry that this is so chaotic 😭 I did not know where I was going with this also I did not describe the trend well do it u want maybe search it up and that might help u see my vision *Debby Ryan ear tuck * ok that's all night night babes <<<333

-tulip.anon

PLEASE IMAGINE THE CHAOS

but imagining this post vegas where obviously a lot of celebrities attended the race and this is fuelled by the fact someone kept hitting on the reader and max couldn't handle it😭

like they are drunk and they've just fucked each other's brains out but max is still a little huffy and they jokingly film it maybe just to send to daniel as a joke or post it to a private account. but she posts it to her public main account and they wake up the whole internet burning down at the revelation

but mostly people are just shocked that max can actually look normal when doing a tiktok and not seem as though someone is holding a gun to his head

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Hey cecee! I was watching one of the driver press conferences from last year and I got this random idea but the more I thought about it the cuter it seemed. I would probably try to write a fic of it myself if I was creative enough but I wanted to just send it to you because I knew you would appreciate my unhinged Tuesday night max thoughts. So basically imagine reader is a reporter and this is her first year in f1, she's not necessarily young but she's mostly done behind the scenes work with sky or whoever for a few years and this is her first time asking questions in a conference. So imagine she keeps locking eyes with max through out the conference and she has to keep looking away because she's turning so red and eventually it's her turn to ask a question and maybe since she's standing in for one of the more senior reporters none of the drivers really know of her but she ends up asking a really good question directed to one of the drivers besides max but as she's asking it he keeps holding eye contact and making her stutter. As the other driver is answering the question max just cuts him off and says "You're new right?" and she's kind of nervous but says that she is and he just nods approvingly and says " That was a good question" and returns to normal and she's just so flustered and all the drivers notjce, maybe like Charles was the one answering the question and he turns to max and like giggles because he can tell your max's type and it's obvious he's trying to tease you. So yeah, that's what I have today 😀enjoy babes

-tulip.anon

STOP PLEASE😭

everyone sees max smile when he sees the reader and it takes a second because they are so shocked like max verstappen?? smiling?? during media duties??

and he just always spends a little longer with her in the media pen to the point the other drivers pick up on it and try messing with him by spending longer with you, just to see max get all angsty and huffy😭

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hey cece!!! ik it's been a while but i finally have a thought i think is worthy of your inbox 😩🙏

so ik for a lot of sports before big games espn or some network will get a video of all the athletes pulling up to the stadium in their cars and everyone getting out so just imagine going to one of the grand prixs with max and whoever is commentating the video has no idea who's car if is because maybe it's like a vintage ferrari or just a super rare old car and all of a sudden reader who's like an actress or smth(not a car person) getting out of the driver side with max getting out of the passenger side all smiley at being a passenger princess and everyone is so shocked because no one knew that reader liked cars and max loves being driven around

thx and have a nice night <<33

-tulip.anon

HELLO HELLO

no but reader being a secret car buff with this whole ass collection before she even met max😭the irony of her favourite being a vintage ferrari that she fully pulls up to monza in and everyone is like ???? and max is honestly just snickering because he genuinely finds it funny

or even something about reader growing up as a die hard tifosi but meeting max changed her mind😭the boy would be SO SMUG about it like yeah she has a bunch of ferraris but guess which team’s garage she’s in!! and guess who’s merch she wears!! it’s just so funny

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Hey cece this idea popped into my head today and I just HAD to share it with u

So imagine reader owns like a car restoration shop in monaco and is childhood friends with Charles and Carlos is visiting Charles in Monaco and mentions that he like found or bought for cheap a super old but classic car(like a Ferrari from the 80's) and it's really run down so Charles recommends reader to Carlos and they go the next day and Carlos is just like in awe of reader and she's working on a car like covered in car grease wearing overalls and having her hair up in a messy bun and Carlos comes to visit her every day while she works on his car like a "he fell first AND he fell harder" situation and he has heart eyes at just watching her work in the car and imagines she's like a major car geek and knows everything about all kinds of cars and she's getting him flustered by asking him questions, knowing he's distracted and Charles I just like "stop teasing him" and she just winks

-tulip.anon

OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED

idk why I’m imagining suki from fast and furious in my head but I am and it’s making me MORE OBSESSED

even the idea that carlos is usually quite a confident, self-assured guy. but then he gets so flustered around you and the man drives cars for a living, but can barely answer a simple question when he’s around you because he has one braincell and all it cares about is you!!

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im always a max girlie but tonight I'm 5000% a max girlie and I'm shy my period is making me want to cuddle with him in the corner of a club while the other drivers talk about how cute we are

ON THE OTHER HAND i want my glorious king logan to run through me like his life depends on if bc i just KNOW my boy is sooo relieved his contract is renewed

-tulip.anon

THE DIFFERENCE IN THOSE TWO PARAGRAPHS I AM😭😭😭😭

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So idk if you're a country fan but I am literally addicted to country music and there's a song by zach bryan called nine ball and its SOOO max coded like some of the lyrics are "I don't wanna bet but my father wrote a check that I bet his ass could never cash he's betting on the eight ball landing in the side wall cold blooded killer if you ask" and "my father is a betting man but I got myself a steady hand he's sitting in the corner with a six pack of corona betting that his son will win again" and I can just imagine like max losing a race barely or end-ing and him just being so terrified and upset if letting his father down so reader like comforts him and she can be like his teammate or a rival but she makes him feel valued and whole again ,

-tulip.anon

I’m not a massive country fan (I only know a few songs here and there) but I know zach bryan because my roommate is obsessed with him!!!

BUT THIS IS SO🥹

just imagining it being a rival!reader who knows that max would probably get defensive and scare away from comfort so she has her own wee tactic. maybe she kinda riles him up more, plays on that competitive side until she sees a hint of mad max and then she just grins like, “good. see you on the track, verstappen. have fun staring at my rear wing”

and he just blinks as she walks away, realising that he was so wrapped up in this weird, sexual-tension-infused momeng with her that he forgot all about his father or his debrief after the race or the fact he was probably seconds away from a panic attack before she found him🥲

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okay so I'm not sure about what other people think in this topic but I'm going to go off anyway.

IMAGINE GETTING EATEN OUT BY CARLOS/DANIEL/MAX(my big nose baes) AND THEY START LIKE GRINDING THEIR NOSE AGAINST UR CLIT AND THEY LET U SIT ON THEIR FACE AND ARE ON THE VERGE OF SUFFUCATION JUST TO MAKE U FEEL GOOD BUT WHILE THEY ARE SOMEHOW BEING ROUGH WITH YOU LIKE-

*debby ryan ear tuck frfr*

-tulip.anon

WE LOVE OUR BIG NOSE BOYS<3

no because those boys know how you feel about their noses and they are so shameless with it!! they will use it to their advantage to hear the way you gasp when the tip of their nose brushes against your clit! they will do anything to have you sitting on their face, using them for your own pleasure because that is pleasurable to them🫠

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Ok lately I've been in my lando feels but also my max feels so I can see this with both of them but imagine all the drivers and wags renting like an airbnb or smth over a break and lando or max and reader fucking in the hot tub but maybe everyone else is still outside near them and no one notices but the other person (like max noticing her and lando or vice versa) and imagine just like winking at them across the pool area and readers letting out soft moans because lando/max is holding her chin and forcing her to hold eye contact with him across the water

Wait now that I wrote this maybe landoscar even too 😲

-tulip.anon

STOP IT!! I FEEL FERAL!!!

no because lando NEEDS to be the one in the hot tub? i can't explain it because it gives such lando vibes, regardless who the other guy is

but the way he is making her keep her eyes located on the other guy whilst his lips are pressed against her ear, whilst he whispers how good she feels clenching around his cock when she knows they are being watched, how he loves she is just as much of a slut as he is🫠

and honestly? the guy could literally be any of them because lando stares at them all like he is in love with them anyways😭

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Another day another opportunity for me to slide in with more thots about daniel and okie reader(nickname for person from oklahoma btw)

Also disco ball anon literally ate with that explanation I was literally just about to come in and say about how reader probably teases danidl for getting his accents mixed up but then i saw that she beat me to it smh

BUT BOY OH BOY DO I HAVE MORE THOUGHTS

Imagine reader bringing daniel to like a traditional Oklahoma rodeo and him being completely in awe of seeing this part of her culture

We take rodeo super seriously in Oklahoma and I can just see danny getting super turned on at how in the zone reader is and how comfortable she seems around her own people

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I feel bad because I genuinely don’t know enough about the culture to really add onto these thots😭😭😭😭

but daniel and reader sharing each other’s cultures with each other is so🥹she takes him to rodeos and maybe he takes her surfing on the beaches or outback riding and it could be so wholesome

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Sigh, Tumblr is really out here giving me grey hair 😔

Not to worry, I low-key have the memory of an elephant so I got this

My bigger one is about reader being childhood friends with Zach Bryan and getting introduced to daniel. Since you said you at least knew who he was I decided to ssend it in.

so I don't know if you saw but at Zach Bryans Melbourne show he brought out Daniel and an Irish singer Dermot Kennedy to sing one of his hit songs with him and imagine reader being childhood friends with zach amd being backstage and Zach brings Daniel back to meet you and she's all flirty and typical Oklahoma southern charm and it's the first time Daniels ever been blushing from a lady because usually he's the one making them blush but she's like grinning at how flustered he is because she can just tell he 's getting turned on at like her accent and her cowboy hat and her flirting and maybe at the end when she's like nice meeting you and puts her hat on his head and winks and he's like melting as she walks away

My other one was less in depth, just whispering in rival Max's ear that you're not wearing aany panties on a night out and then just walking away as he gets super turned on and everyone sees and is laughing at his redness

Thank you for taking the time to clarify the issue by the way I appreciate it my luv <<<333

-Tulip.anon

NO STOP BECAUSE FLUSTERED DANIEL WOULD BE SO!!!!!

something about the usually confident guy just becoming a puddle for a woman makes me go FERAL and with daniel, it would be so good

and especially imagining they show up to a grand prix (most likely austin) and the whole grid are watching him become so flustered and shy and they are just shocked at the way she has daniel wrapped around her finger😭