#tuesday reviews with bard annie!

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*checks calendar* *clears thraot and picks up the microphone*

HELLO EVERYONE! WELCOME BACK TO TUESDAY INTERVIEW!

I'm your host Annie and I'm here once again with our beloved Summer!!! How are you doing, Summer?

Today, I'm here to talk about the elephant in the room; the release of the first chapter of "Curse You". We've been haging onto the promise of this amazing series and now chapter one is finally here! I, for one, loved it! 6k words of pure bliss, mixed with a fucked up and unhinged protagonist and a sexual tension that you could cut with a knife (much like Zayis leather clothes *coff coff*)

But if you don't want to take my word for it, here are some reviews of readers from all over tumblr!

#ma’am#I am unwell#I am screaming#zayis is so perfect#the tension#I’m#and and and#knife#that’s all just knife#I wouldn’t not got me good like#she KNOWS#she already knows#BUT ALSO#how is that gonna jive with his whole#sexual trauma thing yk yk#like#god I’m so excited (from @fictionobsession )

#yoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!#summer this is so good!#excellent EXCELLENT tension between them#really gorgeous symbology and metaphore#the candle burning at two ends???? yes#zeyis is really interesting and REAL feeling#and it was a fun read#absolutely flew by as if it was a 2k worder#honestly this is stunning (from @elfinbloodbag )

"OH MY GOD I HAD TO READ THIS BETWEEN GOING TO CLASS AND SHIT I AM LITERALLY ON BREAK RN BUT I NEEDED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED HOLY SHIT BESTIE IM SCREAMING VISCERALLY AND TEARING OUT MY VOCAL CHORDS AND AHHHHHHHHHHH" (from @leighsartworks216 )

Summer, how do you feel after posting this first chapter? Was this the response you were expecting from your readers?

Also, after your latest fic, posted only yesterday called *checks notes* "Feed Me" and the explosive reactions from your readers, what do you say to those who say you should —and I quote— *checks notes again* "go to horny jail"?

it wouldn't be tuesday interview if i didn't post my response on wednesday. :')

first of all, i'm fucking dying. ANNIE THE REVIEWS? the fact that you took the time to curate this is hilariously wonderful and i love you for it!! you're a gem and i love you and your description of the fic is pretty much spot on, so i'm glad the vibes carried over.

second, i feel pretty good about posting. i'll be honest, sharing any sort of oc content kind of makes me want to throw up but everyone's been super nice (as per usual) so we let the brain rot continue!!

and third... yeah i should probably be sentenced to life in horny jail for that one i ain't even gonna lie to you. :)