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BLCD Review: Koubutsu wa Kossori Kakushite Hara no Naka

Title: Koubutsu wa Kossori Kakushite Hara no Naka (好物はこっそりかくして腹のなか)

Release Date: 2018/07/27

Author/Artist: Tsurusawa Tsutako

Pairings:

Nakajima Yoshiki x Ono Yuuki 

Itou Kento x Suzuki Yuuto

Eguchi Takuya x Saitou Souma 

Okitsu Kazuyuki + Kobayashi Yuusuke

Synopsis: Sequel to Koubutsu wa Ichiban Saigo ni Hara no Naka which features the lives of Noa and Kazui’s children: Noel, Kazuya, Norris. 

Review Proper

Okay so let me rephrase that synopsis. Basically we have sixteen tracks (including the omakes but excluding the cast talk) and each pair has five tracks while Noa and Kazui gets one special track. First pair actually happens to be Kazuya and Lucas who’s voiced by Eguchi Takuya and Saitou Souma, then we have Norris and Mero voiced by Nakajima Yoshiki and Ono Yuuki, and lastly Kotetsu-san and Noel who's voiced by Itou Kento and Suzuki Yuuto. Since the cover is Norris and Mero, I surmise that they are the main couple although all couples had equal exposure.

As for the order of birth, Norris and Noel are the twins while Kazuya is the youngest son born years later. 

This is so fucking confusing to me.

Let me explain.

Lucas meets Kazuya when he was a BABY but Lucas is evidently much older because he actually works with Noa-san as a fellow model. So just how big is their gap exactly? And does Lucas not age or do their kind just grow up really fast? Despite paying really hard attention to the plot, I really couldn’t understand what it was that Lucas had for him to be unable to stick to just one partner and I just gave up understanding in the end. And at the time that he starts to pursue Lucas, Kazuya says that there wouldn’t be a problem with his folks because Norris and Noel have been LONG married. 

NOW WAIT JUST A FUCKING SECOND - 

I thought that Kazuya was just a newbie model that was a little over high school age so how the fuck could his brothers who were older than him for only a few years BE MARRIED???

So yeah. Long story short, I just gave up understanding that and moved on to listening to the second story about Norris and Mero.

FUCKING MERO CLAIMED NORRIS FROM THE GET GO WTF. THAT’S A FUCKING CRIME. Like, imagine a middle school boy GROOMING a FUCKING CHILD to become his bride. AND HE FUCKING RELEASES HIS PHEROMONES TO TEACH THE FUCKING CHILD HOW TO MASTURBATE WTFFFFFF. BOOOIIIIIII????!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS???? ARE NOA AND KAZUI TOO BUSY FUCKING EACH OTHER THAT THEY LET THEIR CHILD GO THROUGH FUCKING CHILD MOLESTATION AND ABUSE? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. And they just move in like that and we never get to hear anything from Norris’ parents.

What the fuck?

Next.

Okay, last story. HOW THE FUCK DID THEY JUST LET NOEL MOVE OUT AT THAT AGE. JUST IMAGINE. HE JUST STARTED HIS HEAT SO IDK BY OMEGAVERSE STANDARDS HE’S PROBS IN HS. He moves in with his crush, Kotetsu-san whom he cannot seduce with his pheromones who is ALSO HIS DAD’S WORKMATE. SO BASICALLY HE MIGHT JUST BE AS OLD AS HIS FUCKING FATHER. AND THIS- THIS CHILD WANTS TO SEDUCE THIS MAN WITH HIS PHEROMONES FROM THE GET GO.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK????

I’m not sure if their cohabitation spanned years but, Kotetsu-san makes it very clear that he doesn’t want to lay his hands on a MINOR - BUT HE DOES ANYWAY.

STAY RIGHT THERE, I’M CALLING THE POLICE.

Also, Noel looks a lot like his mother, Kazui which is probably why Noa-san adores him. Noa-san always comes creepily close with him omg OKITSU STOP THIS.

My brain hurts.

I really, really, HATE child abuse and pedophilia - which explains why I loathe Super Lovers (which I used to religiously read because I thought Haru could wait) and every shota series out there. So do NOT expect me to like this. Fucking throw this in the trash can. I actually really liked the prequel so this was a big disappointment. I wish they could’ve just given us a glimpse of the lives of the couples after the prequel (especially the third one with Shirai Yusuke and Miyake Kenta) here in this CD instead. 🙄

Voice work was okay over all. Everyone did a great job and this was a step up from Ono Yuuki’s DakaOtoko performance so there’s that. Mattress mambos were... I’d rather not talk about it. I’m not sure if this is licensed but I’m glad that no one’s willing to translate the manga because we don’t need more bullshit into this world.

Do I recommend this? 

HELL NO.

Stay clear of this if you’re uncomfortable with pedophilia. (who the hell’s comfortable with that?)