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[dajana-m]

Medea As Incorrect Quotes

Medea: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

Medea: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*Lightning strikes Medea*

Medea: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

Medea: How petty can you get?

Leona: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Medea: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Azul: Isn't that just killing people?

Medea: Ah, technicality.

Riddle: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Medea: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Medea: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Axlan: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Medea: Death is a social construct.

(in a universe where Medil is canon)

Medea: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Jamil: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Medea:

Medea: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

(in a universe where Vildea is canon)

Medea: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Vil: You and me

Medea, tearing up: Okay.

Idia: How do I deal with my enemies?

Medea: Kill them

Idia: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Medea: Kill them only a little?

Malleus: Child of Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever sleep or stop running?

Medea: Oh, I’m always running Balaur

Medea: The question is from what

Medea: Goodnight moon.

Medea: Goodnight tree.

Medea: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

Medea: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Medea: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

Medea: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

Adeuce: Awwww-

Medea: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

Adeuce: Oh.

Not necessarily Unire content but she is the antagonist of the tale soooo @siphoklansan

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