#tsau: hatake Kakashi

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Ready for an artistic piercing session 🪡

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Cuties~

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✨ TSAU ship poll winner: KakaObiRin ✨

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Cleaned up this sketch of Kakashi and Obito babysitting the little Namikaze-Uzumakis

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I’m excited to see you will be doing some Kakashi art for his birthday! 🥳 If possible can you do one from your tattoo shop au with his 3 kids giving him a big hug or just showing him love? I love his family in your au, and knowing he is surrounded by love makes me happy! I’m looking forward to seeing your art for his birthday! 💜

I love imagining him as a family guy with his little wolfpack. No more lonely days + they tie him to some other fun characters I like making him interact with ✨

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Cleaned up one of my sketches from last week🖤

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Can’t even have a regular ball game without a fight breaking out 😔

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Late nights with the twins 🖤

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what if the people at kakashi’s tattoo shop did blind karaoke

Seems like something Naruto and Sakura would suggest ✨

Kakashi

Blind Karaoke master. His dad is into music, he was a substitute dummer for Minato’s band, he had a babysitting gig with all the Disney songs, has to listen to Obito’s aggressive playlist, Rin’s ethereal one, Gai’s global playlist, and he’s the unofficial Uber with the employees that hijack his Bluetooth. He knows a lot of songs

He just will act like he doesn’t know some of them because it makes the others feel accomplished. He’s most likely to try it if it’s actually a song he’s unsure of.

Yamato

He has seen this trend, he knows he has to study up on some of the top songs and it pays off. He’s able to sing them confidently even if some of the lyrics are wrong

Naruto

Rock, hiphop, and Disney. Anything else and he’s lost, but he’s going to sing something confidently (and wrongly) anyways

He’s the one that will sing with others on their turn

Sasuke

he knows majority of the pop and rock songs, with the wild card of jazz being his most well known song library. He’s worse than Kakashi and won’t even attempt it if he’s not drunk. Drunk Sasuke would have a pretty good time with this

Will judge people when it’s very obvious what the song is. What do you mean you don’t know ‘bohemian rhapsody’, what’s wrong with you?

Sakura

Pop queen and opera powerhouse, but you can’t count her out for other genres as she listens to what her friends listen to too. So she just might pull it off by the chorus

Tries not to laugh while Sai and Naruto struggle

Sai

Japanese folk and lofi, that’s all he listens to and has blocked out everything but the beat of others songs. He’s screwed.

He’s just going make the sounds the song makes 💀

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Kakashi seems kinda serious in the Tattoo Shop AU. Got any silly Kakashi headcanons?

For the Tsau? He is rather silly in his own way

Gave a speech at Minato and Kushina’s wedding thanking Kushina for saying yes so Minato could finally shut up about her 👍

He wears custom socks with their dogs faces and crocs most days

Nuzzles Rin and Obito over kisses on purpose to make them lower their guard for an actual kiss. They never know when it’s coming and that’s fun for him

Bought a shirt that says ‘sugar baby’ to wear on dates with Obito because he thought he wouldn’t actually do it to goes perfectly with his crocs and socks

Tells Sai harmless misinformation because he takes things so seriously and Kakashi gets a goof laugh out of hearing the kid repeat it

Had a intervention with Naruto/the shop; asked people to raise their hands if they haven’t fucked Naruto. He wasn’t surprised by the outcome 💀

Has a few paper fortune tellers in his desk for when Yamato is being indecisive, anxious, or wants date ideas w/ Genma. Yams says he’s too old for that but let’s Kakashi do it every time

Has worn the wigs that Sakura leaves in the shop just cause

Intentionally refers flirtatious clients to Sasuke and states he’s single. every. TIME.

Does the same to his father. “He’s single.” “Kakashi” “loves walks” “KAKASHI!!” This man will list every single person he knows if someone tries to flirt with him.

Leash dad that also dresses the kids up as dogs for walks. He thinks it’s funny and cute, plus the kids have a lot of fun doing it/don’t complain about their leashes when they’re dressed up too

Will howl to get the dogs howling. 9/10 if the dogs are howling, he started it

Makes Tako sausages for the kids lunches and gets really happy when Rin makes one for his lunch too.

Participates in Ryu’s dojo, which means he’s also having to demonstrate things with Gai

Not so silly; but can’t actually mimic most singers and has a wide octave range, so has helped Chiha rehearse singing the female vocals with ease. He’s also told her she can’t tell anyone if she wants him to keep helping her.

Can’t pass on purchasing books with outlandish titles so his bookshelf is full of the most random stories

Gives Gaara dog stickers anytime they meet. He noticed Gaara smile the first time he gave him one and it’s become a thing now (Gaara isn’t even sure why it’s happening, but he keeps them)

Is in a small competition with Tsunade over the scones at the local bakery. It’s usually with him or her getting the last one because of their schedules

Thankfully, the Uchiha behave themselves when they come to his shop, but he does have a kids chair for Shisui sense he won’t stop hanging out in the shop whenever he feels like. Has his name on it and everything

Enthusiastically participates in the floor is lava. Has pushed Obito, Chiha, Naruto, Minato, Kushina, Yamato, Genma, Sakura, Sai, Ino, and apologetically placed Rin into the “Lava” in order to win

Also refuses to lose in twister, zero shame or embarrassment. He’s honestly a big kid when it comes to games 💀

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Sakura making the guys do the TikTok dance with her to touch my body or she won’t give them their coffee orders.

Sai is so serious. Does great

Naruto is smiling and laughing the whole time

Sasuke is doing the bare minimum because he wants the damn coffee today

Yamato is lost and off beat on this one for some reason

Kakashi has, unfortunately, already been forced by Obito to do this at home so he knows the whole thing well.

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I don't know If you have answered this, but in tsau team kakashi from most to less likely to send nudes/lewd messages? And how they react to send something like that to the wrong person?

I have not been asked this question, so let’s dive in from most to least likely 😆

Naruto

No shame

Especially if that line has already been crossed

He’ll send pictures and videos pleasuring himself asking if he can come over or if they want to come to his place

He doesn’t really text lewd messages BUT he will send voice recordings of every lewd thought

Has Shikamaru accidentally dropped an earbud out of his ear and Choji heard 0.7 sec of the word cock? Yes

He’s so lonely horny in his room and that sucks when they can make each other feel good 🥺

He also has private folders for his various fwb that have sent him pics

He thinks it’s not a big deal as he will delete the ones he’s not fwb with anymore and doesn’t go around showing people them

If he accidentally sends a nude or lewd audio to the wrong person (sorry Sasuke’s dad 💀), he’ll apologize and try to joke it off

It’s not a huge deal to him as he thinks he’s got a nice cock

Sai

He takes pics of his dick in different lighting just cause

He’s also got a pretty one with a piercing, so he doesn’t have a problem of showing people it

He won’t send them unless asked tho

If he did send one to the wrong person, he’d apologize and move on with his day like nothing happened

He’s not good a lewd messaging but that’s never stopped him from trying

Will drop words like cunny and rod randomly 💀

Kakashi

He sends them to Obito a lot when he’s away as a tease

He gets a thrill out of knowing Obito will see it, get off to it, and come home super eager for more

For Rin, he sends her very subtly suggestive things. Mostly shirtless “harmless” pictures he can deny are suggestive

they are, she asked for a picture of the houseplant. Not you in nothing but boxers taking a picture with the houseplant

Both of them may get extremely erotic paragraphs that they wouldn’t be able to read in public with a straight face when he’s horny enough

He has never once accidentally sent someone anything and if someone claims to have received one of his nudes, he’ll have questions for THEM

He was guilty of the unsolicited dick pick once and it still haunts him💀

Sakura

She’s flirty and has done photoshoots in basically nothing but micro bikini bottoms, so tasteful nudes aren’t a huge deal

But she’s not sending them regularly at all, only to whoever she’s dating

And it’s mostly just her tits and ass, no pussy shots JUST in case it does accidentally get sent to the wrong person

She would absolutely freak if she sends the pictures to the wrong person

Which has happened, but it was just Naruto and he has nothing but high praises for her 😂

Lewd messages is where she shines. A perfect balance of eroticism to pull her partner in for some fun

Yamato

He’s a bit worried about someone leaking his nudes, but he also likes to have a bit of fun/take a few risk

So a dick pic here and there wouldn’t hurt

No face, no case

If he accidentally sends his dick to the wrong person, he’s going to try and unsend it, have a mild panic attack, and proceed to avoid that person for the foreseeable future

He’s gotten into reading erotica and because of that, he’s gotten a lot better with his lewd messaging

A little bossy with it too if they play along

Sasuke

He’s not sending nudes

Cry about it

He wouldn’t mind getting them if it’s from the person he’s with

He’s also not one for lewd messages at least not past the bare minimum

If they want him that badly they can come over and reenact those messages

And they better be able to do just what they promised they would

diabolical

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Tattoo Shop AU “Master Post”

I organized the au with by tags and connections so it will be a little easier to navigate~

💋 involved romantically

⛓️ just a spacer

🥚 their child

🌶️ It’s complicated (but spicy)

💍 married

Hinata - Hanabi ⛓️ Toneri 🌶️

Itachi - Hana 🌶️

Kakashi - copy and paste 🥚 ⛓️ Gai ⛓️ Obito and Rin 💋

Madara - Hashi💍Mito 💋 ⛓️ Michi 🥚 ⛓️ Izuna ⛓️ Tsunade ⛓️ Orochimaru

Naruto - Chiha ⛓️ Kushina ⛓️ Minato ⛓️ Shikamaru 🌶️ ⛓️ Tenten ⛓️ Choji ⛓️Ino

Neji - Lee ⛓️ Michi 💍⛓️ Tenten❔

Obito - Ryu 🥚 ⛓️ Rin and Kakashi 💋

Rin - Iruka ⛓️ Shizune ⛓️ Ryu🥚 ⛓️ copy and paste🥚 ⛓️ Kakashi and Obito💋

Sai - Ino 💋

Sakura - Ino ⛓️ Gaara 💋 ⛓️ Temari ⛓️ Kankuro ⛓️ Sasori ⛓️ Baki ⛓️ Deidara

Sasuke - Sui💍Ka ⛓️ Jugo

Shisui

Yamato - Genma 💋

Age Ranges 👥

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What were obito and kakashi’s reactions to twins?

Obito called Kakashi a show off at the ultrasound, but he’s excited. Babies!!

And Kakashi was just like

His main thought is they’re going to have double it on everything 💀 but now Obito can’t complain about his old van because it makes a lot of sense now, huh?

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Do kkobirin’s kids ask kakashi or obito about their scars?

They probably would and get some weird replies over time

“I was too handsome and had to be equalized”

“I was a pirate”

“Kinned a pumpkin too hard”

“Didn’t do my homework”

“A velociraptor did it”

“I lost a game of rock, paper, scissors”

“A car accident”

“Some guys at a baseball game tried to stab each other and I was trying to brake them up.”

“It makes it easier for mommy to find us in a crowd”

“I wasn’t able to fully morph into a human”