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What kind of thing are you doing for twilight?

I’m writing a twilight SI, naturally. It’s um… it’s gone off the rails a bit, given that it’s turned into me writing five different 10k iterations of this same thing. But! The one I’m working on rn is gonna be called “Speedrun” and our darling SI/OC wakes up as Bella Swan….. in Breaking Dawn. Queue screaming, fire, and general mayhem because nobody has ever thought for even one second after meeting me that I was ANYTHING like Bella Swan in the slightest

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Ur periodic reminder that I have an art tumblr! I also post ficbits sometimes. It’s all [prototype] rn but I’ve got one piece stuff, ff7, and a bit of bnha over there as well <3

Totally Normal Human™️ Dana Mercer. Because Alex shouldn’t hog all the cool parkour poses.

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What mutual are u? The irl one <3 but besides that, I think probably my detective Conan moot. The one who likes that long haired man, Akai…?

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Im amazed you remembered his name since i think its been a while since i infodumped on you about this show but yuuuuup.

You on the other hand are my source of katakuri content and the irl friend <3

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I haven't heard anything about LoV vs. Star Wars, please, tell me more! Who would fight who, who would win, and at what cost?

Is Shiragaki allowed to use the Nomu in this fight?

Lmaooo okay that one isn’t actually a fight per say- the idea is the LoV got reincarnated into Star Wars and are living their best lives running around screwing up Sith plans completely accidentally. They don’t have any Nomu besides Kurogiri, who is now a Wookiee Jedi Shadow! He can’t infinite fall portal them anymore but he sure can pick any of the League up by their ankles and shake them upside down until they promise to behave.

The whole thing is kind of accidentally turning into a character study of Dabi vs Anakin, aka two horrifically possessive people ruled by their anger, only Dabi’s just self aware enough to avoid all the pitfalls Anakin so spectacularly falls down.

(No snippets for this, I only have plot notes)

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Ahahah tagged also by @ladyteldra for Last Line Challenge- here’s a shorter bit from a recent thing (still older than the cannibalism thing but it’s cheating to rb my own tumblr post for this meme, I feel)

“Good luck, Jason Todd. I will, as always, be watching over you.” Death’s voice echoes with power, normally tucked away so she can be soft and comforting to the newly deceased.

“See ya later, Auntie-“ Jason manages, even as he feels himself twisting inside out and drowning in the burning, all encompassing feeling of a Lazarus Pit.

And I’m out of people to tag I think so- free for all. If u want to do it go for it

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“Huh, seeing two versions of that face made it clear Danny looked a lot like fifteen year old Jason had- just a little taller and lankier.”

Uhhhh @athousandstarstodreamon @flyawaybooks @qwertialmalfunctions @raventhekittycat @naomithegiraffe @avantegarda @cosmogenesis-blues

Last sentence tag game

RULES: Post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic / original / anything) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

Tagged by @lurkingshan and I haven't really written anything in a bit, so have a little peak at the latest entry into my always growing notes app

And in the end, heroes and villains don't matter, because only the strongest survive.

Tagging @dimplesandfierceeyes, @waitmyturtles, and @anixknowsnothin to play, no pressure of course!

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If you follow me you have five hours to change one of: your icon, header, blog title, or write a description. If you do none of these but make your likes public and they are consistent I will give you a pass but you’re on thin ice. If you don’t do even that you get the block.

Five. Hours. Basic new profile stuff. Chop chop.

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What if the guard fucks off? The title is eye-catching

The Guard Fucks Off is two (2) versions of the same fix-it au where the Clone Wars are winding down into peace, Palpatine is dead, and the Coruscant Guard are very very tired of being left to pick up their own pieces.

I have not bothered to explain how things were fixed in either version, just that the GAR has now received demilitarization orders! Which is working out fine for the GAR proper, what with having Jedi to advocate for them in finding civilian jobs and places to live, but the Guard is under the impression that this is a mass euthanasia event. So they run.

Above has the Guard daring to reach out to Bail Organa for help, and receiving Alderaanian citizenship and a place to retire in return. Below has the Guard a little too wary to depend on someone else to solve their problems, so they decide to go out on their own terms by all jumping off the edge of Level 3050 to free fall into the Depths of Coruscant (they mean this as a way to die. Coruscant Itself takes exception to that).

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If no one has asked yet, Ace?

Ace!!! The man the myth the legend, my favorite stinky rat!!!!!!!

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Oooh yay! Current last line:

Shouta did not experience dread, per say, but he was not looking forward to four children the number one and two heroes couldn’t manage to corral separately.

I… am not trying to tag that many people but @manicshipper @flyawaybooks @raventhekittycat @qwertialmalfunctions @athousandstarstodreamon @avantegarda @delirious-lycan

Last Line Game

RULES: Share the last line you wrote for your WIP and tag as many people as there are words however many people you feel like.

Thank you @user-needs-new-hyperfixation. I appreciate the distraction for a second here.

This is also not technically my last line, because I plan to delete the real last line when I go back to writing. It literally is a sentence fragment because I stopped midsentence.

"He was starting to believe that despite his beet red countenance, Moran was enjoying this."

I...both really want to give context for this and am loathe to give up my secrets. XD

Hmmmm let's see... @nenya85 @touchmycoat @winxhelina @kaibacorpintern @millenni-em-tauk @straycrayoncrypt @horny-caterpillar @memento-yuumori any of you working on a wip and want to play? Plus anyone else interested. I've been walking for days now. My brain is fried. I'm sorry if I forgot someone.

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@4701rose tagged me in the last line meme! I’m bending the rules because I’ve been doing a lot of editing so I can’t actually remember what the last line I wrote was. So here’s a bit I’ve decided to excise as not useful-

Alex hadn’t known how to stop shedding viral particles for nearly six days after waking up. Dana breathed in a lot of Blacklight before void figured it out. Void spent a considerable amount of time and effort attempting to slow or at least stagger the process of her infection. It was trial and error (since void knew not to repeat the faulty processes that led to the mess of Penn Station, nor the one that made voidself… break... the original, and void definitely wouldn’t be doing to Dana the messy thing void did to Karen Parker-), but by this point Alex was fairly certain Dana would stay Dana no matter how far the infection progressed.

Ummmmm…! Also not going to try and tag people for words but uh. @raventhekittycat @flyawaybooks @athousandstarstodreamon @hergan416 @manicshipper @qwertialmalfunctions @delirious-lycan

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Want to talk about one of your OCs?

YES today I inflict upon the world the most important of news!!! I speak of my gremlin ✨HELIOS ✨ who is a part time sun god full time menace of a bird!!!!!!!! All they do is eat hot chip and burn people alive. And fly a lot I guess.

They are a star pretending to be a phoenix pretending to be a human, which causes significant misunderstandings and hilarity from their beloved but annoyingly human family.

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HC: If I raided your closet I would find the most comfortable clothing ever.

This is probably true tbh?????? I have lots of comfy af clothes

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Was also abt to be like ‘shakes ur hand, never had them either’ but it turns out my memory is just full of holes because I absolutely have. So my verdict is: they are neither good or bad but a secret third thing (utterly forgettable)

actually never had cheez-its i think me and alex are basically the same person /j (or am i)

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Tagged by @hergan416 yay!!! I love tag games!!

5 comfort characters:

1. Charlotte Katakuri- One Piece

2. Darth Revan- KOTOR

3. Alucard- Hellsing

4. Uchiha Madara- Naruto

5. Toast The Knowing- Mad Max Fury Road

I Don’t remember if there was a number attached to people to tag but! @athousandstarstodreamon @qwertialmalfunctions @manicshipper @flyawaybooks @raventhekittycat

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