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xylophone888 · 1 year ago

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i like to headcanon that rincewind dated trymon briefly when they were both still students at the uu and that's at least part of the reason why he fought the guy with such uncharacteristic determination

like, imagine your absolute dickhead of an ex not only actively tries to destroy the entire world with their absurdly powerful magic abilities but also directly puts in danger your current greatly beloved, you'd probably be at least mildly annoyed too

#discworld #rincewind #trymon definitely acted extremely condescending in that relationship #trymon the kinda guy to mansplain literally everything to you incorrectly #trymon the kinda guy to unironically frequently use “as an intellectual...” as a conversation starter #headcanons #trymon the kinda guy to tell you he's gonna kill you in your sleep if there's ever a zombie apocalypse and expect you to applaud him #cw swearing #i can bet every magic related conversation of theirs had at least one occurrence of trymon just kinda outta nowhere being like #“ohh wait riiighttt you wouldn't understand sorry... i should probably talk to real wizards about that no offense”

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