#trying to hitchhike in rural spain. calling an uber ~70 years ahead of the curve
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Realistically I would never be in a horror movie because the second any unexplainable stimuli happened, I would scream “FUCK THAT” and vacate the premises
#like bro i don’t even feel totally safe and at ease in this house that i’ve lived in for years#you are out of your goddamn mind if you think i’d move into a blatantly haunted house and not notice/care it was haunted#i just watched sister death and like… why did my girl watch a chair throw itself across the room and just. go to sleep#i would’ve been running down that corridor like ‘FUCK THIS’#trying to hitchhike in rural spain. calling an uber ~70 years ahead of the curve#one thing about me is i am not one of god’s strongest soldiers and i know this. i am not final girl material. i am not built different#i am the fat acquaintance who dies first and is discovered right around the time people start suspecting there’s a killer or zombie or demon#i avoid horror movie situations like the fucking plague. you think i’m going to watch a ghost throw a chair at the wall and just stick#around???? FUCK NO#i don’t fuck with ouija boards; i don’t look around abandoned buildings; i don’t camp; i don’t stay in suspicious or haunted places#i have no desire to end up on the six o’clock news as an unexplained death after being mangled by the horrors. fuck that!!!!#personal
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